Screw the rules, I have an Alicorn!

In a couple more of months she’s the size of you in your early teenager ages, and slightly taller than you if standing in her hind legs, far taller if you take her horn into consideration, still most of her high comes from her legs, which are now long and sylphlike. All her teeth had grown by now and they all are like healty white pearls, she can open her wings too, even flap them, she started not doing a lot of wind or sound by that, but by now you two go out mornings and afternoons for a park walk where she can flaps everything she wants (you miss a lot of clients by doing that, your business was open 24/7 before, but what the hell, you want a flying Alicorn), she still clumsy with them so the exercise will be good for her, hiding between people isn’t very difficult now, even if her tail or mane touch accidentally someone, they are so soft that most people thinks it’s just the wind, or doesn't even care at all, besides, she can now hide her own voice to other people (eat your camo suit Snake), she has improved using magic since she saw the show, it kinda gave her ideas of what for is her horn, you knew she could do magic since she was invisible to other people, but you never saw her horn glowing before.

When she was looking FiM for first time she was all like “If I had a little sister I could never treat her in a meany way, I wish I had a sister, I want a sister” and stuff out of your hand like that, in any case she ended watching the show the very next day and she was kinda disappointed in how little screen time had the sister of “that” Celestia had been.

(I dunno why i'm writing this in english v_v )

(oh... yeah... rules... )

She doesn't seem to see herself like the Celestia in the show, more or less by the same concept of cutie marks than you had thought before. Her coat was fully white and she wasn’t a fan of tattoos in rear parts, in the other hoof (and i’m saying hoof here cuz it was an idea she discerned herself) they showed unicorns glowing their horns and lifting small objects so she keep trying that until her horn glowed swiftly and could move a slight nearby object for a moment.

From that moment on she has been practicing and she can move a lot of stuff just like in the show, she can lift her food, brush her teeth by herself fully now, write using a pen (her hornwriting is surprisingly not a stylish cursive but a standard separated mold print, it stills somehow stylish compared to your anyways), use the keyboard of your computer where she usually stays now that she can stay awake a little longer after sunsets, and even new things by herself that you never did for her before, like brushing her mane, or take a thoughtful shower, u even catched her one day in the bathroom under the shower, happily doing something like a shoulders dance while magically passing a towel between her legs when standing in her hind legs and humming some tune with her eyes closed and kinda smiling, you frozen back in that moment at the weird sight in front of you, when she found you were there, she jumped back a little in surprise going back to stand in four, and you just went out saying sorry, of course you had been always respectful with her, given her as many space as she could ever need, and never really touched her “there” (i'm talking about between her legs, don't play you don't know where) or gave that place a closer inspection, the thing is that you didn't find attractive at all a wordless little filly either, and even if you could not rape a pony like it’s said around picture forums as a joke (or are pony thread simulators a made up joke for youtube? i'm not really in mood to find out myself), you were afraid of frighten her, after all she was your guest, and she’s a wonderful acquaintance even if you just lost your mind some months ago and it all is just in your mind, and after all she probably will leave after being able to fly, still maybe she could pass by sometimes, to say hello, or if she’s missing cable TV.

When you walk outside you find rather worrying how she can stare to the sun, you told her not to do that, when she ask why, you made up something like she ruining her sight in later years, but the true is that you still afraid of she doing something weird with it, then she, like if could hear your thoughts, says that she won’t control it, telekinesis has a distance range as a weight limit and the sun is by far over such limits at top of everything else, now you keep walking alongside her just worried of how does she know that the sun is top limit of every category. You try to distract her showing her the park, the mall, and even the movies theatre, she can hide her own voice, but not her hoofsteps or the sound of her wings, luckily she’s a softwalker (and she knows it because she likes to scare you when you’re reading stuff in your computer, or so she thinks cuz u were really watching porn), and she doesn't open her wings inside buildings.

Buy groceries with her is kinda complicated cuz she doesnt like the same things than you do, so she usually sneak on you vegetarian food into the shopping cart, she doesn't even like cheese or yogurt, so you end buying lots of bread and ham, but they rarely are finished at the same time, her new favorite are muffins since she saw them in the show, so her hard candy consumption lowered accordingly to a natural change of tastes, liking each time less the sugary items she used to eat, and since she can go to the supermarket with you, read and ask about stuff right there and such, she can by herself think in what she could like, and turns out that she likes stuff like pasta, tea, pop-tarts, and some other stuff less expensive so she just throw it off into the shopping cart without asking. Something funny happened while you shopping groceries, she found out that she can see things from far away, (it’s like a Tele-Vision skill, just that, you know, magical, and personal) so she started to foresee products in the next aisle, but since she was probably cheating with that, you dare her to bet into guess into people clothes and such, so that day you ended paying for a lot of vegetarian food you would never touch (and thats pretty funny to me, i don't know you, but i'm laughing my pants off at you).

One day you have the opportunity of stay in home alone (yeah, like in that movie with the blonde kid, just that it’s not x-mas season, but... actually a couple of goofy thieves could be a nice touch since she can now move things and hit them practically out of nowhere). She half closes her eyes right to you, and give you a sultry smile, you grow nervously and let out a couple of sweat drops out of your left temple, she keeps grining to you and say “let’s do cupcakes”. After imagining a couple of weird sexual positions you realize she’s talking about bakery, think that helps you expel a laugh while she just nod at you with a sharky smile in her face.

She totally took the idea from the show, of course it seemed like a tasty idea, bake cupcakes isn’t very much like you, and she couldn’t be dropping her cover just for bakery either, but she does most of the job and you’re like her assistant, of course you are proud of your hands but she has telekinesis so.. you’re not a great assistant you know, don't feel bad, she feels good at having an espectador, but you aren’t winning an “assistant of the year” price or anything.

At the end you both realize you don't have a lot out of a frosting so you try different things out, later on she is using hot sauce like Pinky Pie did in the show, and you know what? that was freaking tasty, of course it could taste better with some meat inside, ham, pepperoni, or maybe cheese, but since Celestie doesn't like these ingredients she dares you to eat them like that, so you ate and ate and you finished all the chilly sauce, and looking what else to add as frost Celestie tells you about a jar with guatemalan insanity peppers very deep is a drawer, and you were like “No, sorry, i’m not gonna eat that” and she was like “Forget you I can eat all this guatemalan insanity peppers”, so she puts them in the muffins and ate all of them, you tought she was going to fall in coma or have a mystical experience inside her consciousness, but she just ran silly around the room for a couple of minutes and then her flank shined and she earned a cutie mark, a big orange flaming sun, cuz chillies are spicy, and spicy is hot.

To Be Continued.....

Next chapter: Between a cloud and a soft place.