Here we go again with this crap, I'm back and refreshed from having an emotional moment during my down time... What? A man can cry at times to vent his stress just not as often as one would like... Well Buck you too sage, I didn't ask for your opinion. Now where was I? Oh right, I fell into the world, screaming in my head like a baby and completely losing my crap. "Why me, why ME!? Where's my arms and legs, where's my body that I have been working on, where the Tartarus happened am I and why am I saying crap like this!? I can't swear correctly!" Answer: You have been reincarnated into another world, one with a language filter, as a red slime. "... Who the buck said that!? Who are you!?" Answer: I did. I am your skill, The Great Sage, that you requested for your new body before you died. "Before I... Wait wait wait, are you saying that I'm dead? And now I'm a bucking common monster!?" Answer: Not so common. Red slimes are very rare in many worlds as it apparently is in this world. "Yeah well you forgot to add eyesight genius! And now I have to move around by touch, congratulations you just made a shiny blind pokemon!" I started slinking around. ... I might have made a minor error. "Minor doesn't begin to describe it."

I've continue to slink along the ground, Picking up random plants and rocks and dissolving them, I may not have a stomach or a sense of taste anymore but it certainly feels filling. But a problem there in arose... I was bucking bored. "Hey sage, I just remembered something. are you the same sage model that was given to Rimuru Tempest before he died?" Answer: After reading through your memories, not exactly, every sage given to their owner adapts to their memories and/or personality. I am of the same build, not of the same model. "Oh so that means you're like a snowflake as you are unique. Correct. "Are you similar enough to analyze everything I dissolved and make use of?" Correct. "As Ace Ventura would say, Well alrighty then! Let's light this candle up and make some crap!"

"... Could you analyze the language filter too? It's driving me crazy!" Program running to find a way around language filter, estimated time... 1000 years. "A thousand YEARS!? I REALLY AM IN TARTARTUS!" After that breakdown, we got to work on leveling up some stuff in my stats as was shown in my mind, as far as I am aware I had similar stats as one of my favorite anime characters only difference is I am not backing down from the oath I made back at earth, as soon as I can learn about how to see I'm going to hunt down any and all attractive mates and get it on like Donkey Kong! And yes I know that was a cringy saying but it works in subtexts.

And this is the part where not only I discovered making mana potions but health potions, and paper too, it seems there is no limit to what Great Sage is capable of doing, it's like Minecraft on easy mode as long as I'm capable of getting the right ingredients I can make it. Well great sage can, I'm just the mouth that gets crap done. I don't know how long I've been down in this... rocky crevice or cave or whatever, but I've got to come out at some point... I'm beginning to get bored again, believe me you wouldn't like a nerd when he or she gets bored... If I'm a slime, does that mean I'm gender fluid? And there in lies the dangerous thoughts. "Nope nope nope nope nope, that way lays drag-OOOOOOOONS!" And just like that I was already falling into trouble, which was a body of water, for a moment I thought I was going to drown but as it turns out, I didn't need to breathe, thank the gods I thought I was about to die again, but I had a new problem, I couldn't bucking move.

Heh, at this point I could prove, disprove, and prove again the theory of the anime protagonist curse because I'm living in it. I mean a lake, in the middle of the cave, how much bad luck could get!? "Well I'm in room temperature water now." (¬_¬ ) "What? I can't really feel the cold so the puns aren't accessible to me. And since when can you Emote?" I am adapting. "Grrrrr, if only I had... Wait, I'm basically Kirby here! Just do what he would do and,,," Insert go-go gadget vacuum cleaner before turning into a water jet propulsed cherry red jell-o bullet. "YEEEHAAAA!" course the only problem with that... Still can't see. "Crap, buck, crap crap CRAP, BUCK BUCK BUCK I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM GOING!" I screamed in my head as I bounced along the surface of the water, before hitting the bank at mark SWEET BUDDHA! "Ow, gah, gmff, oof, gaof! Haaah haah, I know that it didn't hurt very much but it still stung and was disorienting."

I looked around or rather bounced around and feeling something poking at the bottom of my body. "Sage, analysis?" Analyzing... Conclusion, you are standing on top of the bones of a dead dragon. "Dragon!?" Yes that is exactly what I said. It got me to thinking about my situation. Well so much for making a dragon friend, but maybe... "Sage, if I were to eat up this pile of dragon bones, could I possibly gain it's abilities? Including sight?" Calculating... ... ... there is a 50% chance that if the bone's marrow is still fresh, you may gain it's abilities but there is another 50% chance that it would just be useful for armor, weapons, and various tools. I decided to be a sassy bitch when I heard it. "So what percent chance would there be if it's both?" He was quiet for a bit before he spoke up again. That was a poor taste of humor. "Now you're getting it. Alright, never thought that I could be eating like a hyena but... Yeah." I proceeded to eat the bones and the thing that bothered me the most was the crunch as I dissolved them. "Ugh do you have to add the crunch?" Just trying to add to the experience for you. "... That was a poor taste of humor, and I couldn't be more proud." Eating the bones took a while, did you know that dragons had more bones than a t-rex and a pterodactyl? I just found that out myself before I reached the skull, and that was a pain to eat!

After finally dissolving the last of the dragon bones, and sage to analyzing whatever DNA that was left over, a new voice sort of popped into my head. "WHOOOO DARES DESECRATE MY REMAINS!?" I did not have the time nor the patience to deal with a new hitch hiker.

"Hey! I did not die and come back to life just to get another literal headache! Your bones are free game, and to me you're just another road bump in my quest to get a girl, or a guy not discriminating, to do that though I need to see and speak, and I am not going to be impeded by a freaking DRAGON GHOST THAT WON'T REALIZE THAT IT'S DEAD! Haaah haaah haaah."
The dragon's spirit was silent for a bit... Until it wasn't. "HHHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! HAhahahahahahahaha! I like you little slime, you have ambition, greed, lust, and ever the ferociousness of a dragon! Very well, Take my bones and my abilities with my blessings. I give you my fire, my body and the lesson on how to see, in this world there is an energy that flows through every being, every thing, plants, rocks, animals, and even earth is brimming with the energy known as magic. Reach out with your mind, touch the energy and let it be your eyes." I did exactly just that, following the advice of sensei Draco was much easier than expected. Everything that I was able to see was beautiful, awe inspiring, it was... it was...

"What the buuuuuck!? WHY IS EVERYTHING CARTOONY!? SAGE DID YOU FREAKING BREAK MY BRAIN!? I assure you I am not responsible for your field of site to perceive the world as it is. "WELL THATS JUST GREAT! (sigh) Well, what abilities do I get?" Sage lists off some of the abilities which were fire dragon based, impact horn, infernal blaze, slash if I get claws and many other things but I'll save them for now... "Oh right! I can shapeshift! But maybe not right now, need to hunt monster bugs. Rest in peace noble dragon, I'll take care of things in your place. Oh by the way, can you give me a name? I already thought of the first name, It should be Jack."

"Hmmm, well then you should take my surname then. From here on out, your name shall be known as... JACK INFERNKIGHT!" After getting a good luck blessing and a renaming (Which gave my stats a boost) from the dragon spirit, I went off to go hunt cuz this little Kirby knock-off is hungry and wants to feed! Even though I got adopted into the dragon's family name, it did make me forget all about my phobia of bugs.

Author's Note

Took a couple days but I finished this chapter, probably won't be able to publish the book yet but next chapter definitely will have some semblance of ponies in it.