Right we caught up? Yeah we caught up, as I am writing this before hibernating for the next thousand years, I'll tell you how things went down during my visit to the castle of the two sisters. It all started with... Sage I am not in the mood nor will I ever be so shut up about that quote I did! If I ever say the word "Slurp" again I will be expecting a punch in the face. Buck my life I'm going to be have allot of teasing if this gets out, or worse if it's from the goodie two shoes Alicorn. Dang though, if only I can spend one day with her in bed and teach her how to be a bad girl... Ahem. Anyway, it went like this, I was going over a few things with my most loyal Emberwolf about what is about to happen. "Master, I do not understand, If you know what is to happen but not when, wouldn't the future change it's events due to your interference?" "Jingo my friend, if I know one thing about the timestream continuum, it's that it never change its course completely. The direction and flow perhaps, but it always goes the same direction."

"I see, thank you for clearing it up." It may not be a full truth, or a complete lie, if I know my Dr. who lore, it can say that time is like everything I said but also at the same time it isn't, timy-wimy stuff and all that crap. We made plans and gone over on what to do with telepathy so no one can overhear us. Jingo, this part of the plan is most crucial, you have to make sure not a single soul interferes with the battle so you have to clear everyone out of the castle. On my life, I nor my pack shall not fail. But what are you to do? I will be joining Celestia as she banishes Luna to the moon, doing what I have to do to give her time to charge the spell. After the plan was complete, I spoke aloud so that whoever was listening would think I was not suspecting a thing. "Everyone get some rest, it's probably gonna be a long negotiation."

And so my team of Emberwolves picked a spot before laying down to sleep. Me, I couldn't sleep a wink, I was honestly too excited and scared out of my mind to sleep, mostly because of being mostly immune to exhaustion, and mostly because of princess moon butt... How the tartarus did that slip by? Anyway I didn't want to be in the territory of the sleep goddess that I clearly ticked off... Though that would be an interesting experiment if I could bed her without literally getting in bed with her, I'd rather not risk my soul getting shredded to pieces while in the realm of dreams. So to pass the time, I stuck with playing with my webs, Cat's cradle is quite interesting when you don't have fingers... Oh! They're not quite hooves either, they're more like paws with hoof nails, quite adorable actually. What, I can't appreciate paw beans? Buck you asshole, I can be soft if I want to be.

We're getting off topic here, a few hours passed as I played with the webs (made the tower of France), my enhanced hearing sensed the hoof stomps of someone closing in. The guard gave a muffled confirmation before knocking on the door. "The princess requires your presence." Oh I know that's going to be trouble for me, they didn't specify which one. I freshened myself up, made sure I didn't stink as I was fresh out of the forest, before leaving the safety of my room to be accompanied to the dining room. The room itself wasn't bad as it had standard feel of style and practicality as there is a long table about 15 feet long adorned with simple three prong candles. "And here I thought royalties would go over the top with this stuff, color me wrong for assuming such things." I hear a chuckle at the other end of the table, and to my relief and little horror, there sat the white princess of the sun about to tease me to no end. "Hmhmhm, Well Mr. Friendly slime, We forgive you for assuming that We would be a pish posh type of royal."

"... I'm never going to live that down am I?" She shook her head no as I took my seat on her left. "May I inquire, where is princess Luna?" She shrugged before giving an answer. "She, being the princess of the night, has some responsibilities raising the moon and watching the dreams of the sleepers. Though recently she began to keep to herself." Uh oh, it's starting sooner than I thought. "You don't say? You don't think she could be envious of your rule of the day?" She looked to me like she was about to say something but she dismissed it as it could make sense to her. After a minute of awkward silence, the food arrived and boy it was like a mini-feast, hay-burgers, pizza, some drinks on the side (some alcohol) and best of all, chocolate moose! I decided that now would be the best time to switch topics. "Ahem, This is quite a spread, do the chefs think royalties are walking stomachs or something?" That got her out of her intense thinking, it's a good start as she did let out a little chuckle.

"Hmhmhm, There you are again with that charm of yours. You best be careful, you might end up breaking
somepony's hearts. Also no, the chefs always want to go all out." I smirked a bit flirtily to her before saying, "No chances on breaking any if I'm keeping them close as a herd and honest towards them." I might have made a mistake there, she was blushing lightly as she picked at her food so I decided to keep the conversation going before it got awkward again. "Well uh... I should mention that I do have a bottomless stomach myself, not trying to brag, I literally do have one." Got her attention again, her eyebrow raised in curiosity as her scientist mind I know she has starts calculating. "Interesting, would you mind showing a demonstration?" Before she could blink, everything that was piled on my plate was instantly gone when I vacuumed it up Kirby style. "Wha- Huh!? did you just unhinge your jaw and turned into a miniature black hole!?"

"Heheh, maaaaybe. BUUUURP! Hoo excuse me, that was delicious, even though it wasn't real meat." That caught her off guard, i need to cut back on breaking her expectations or else I would make her think that I'm just too weird to hang with. "We don't know whether to be amazed that you have so much power or just be afraid that you have so power at your disposal and that your diet is omnivorous. I know that you're a friendly slime but still..." Hey sage, any advice on calming her Answer: Just don't show off everything you have and be more on the friendly side. "Ahem, yes I'm an omnivore, but don't worry, I don't intend on eating anyone that are friends or friends of my friends or anyone that is innocent." She relaxed as the information helped her feel at ease. "Thank you for saying so, there aren't many meat-eaters that are friendly to herbivores. They often find themselves as "Superior creatures" and it gets tiring dealing with big Egos like theirs. Even worse when it's from your own kin." She takes a large sip from her wine glass.

"Trust me when I say this, I know where your coming from. I used to work for some lousy bosses when... Well before I arrived in the forest. And before crawling through a dangerous dungeon. "(Sigh) I did not have an easy life I can tell you." She looked at me with some concern as she could see my tired face that translated to this bicorn body. "We- Err, I have a distinct feeling that you may know how I feel on some level, you do have the look of being overworked. The boss monster that you used to work for must have worked you to the core" I have to admit, she was possibly the most intelligent and kind hearted individual I've ever met. I drank the wine in my glass before looking to her, though I know that alcohol won't affect me anymore I couldn't let it go to waste, can't say the same for Celestia though. "You don't really need to know about my past, it's not at all interesting." Celestia, drinking some more of the liquid courage, decided to try and get me to open up. I just had to open up my big fat bucking mouth.

"Oh, but I really do want to get to know you, and I know that you didn't come here on a whim just because you somehow had a premonition of the future. Who are you really? Dang it she's too smart, she can read people and monsters like a big book. "That obvious, should have known you're like a nun that can see behind the lies." I decided to think, buck it, might as well tell the whole truth. "Can you keep a secret?" She nodded as she listened intently. "(Sigh) Alright, the truth is... I'm not of this world, I was infact reborn from another." She was shocked to hear this but she also looked sad that I revealed the fact that I died and reincarnated to here. "I told you you didn't want to know, it's too depressing to recollect on it."

"I've heard of such tales of heroes appearing as if they are from another world, but to be reborn... Your death must have been both tragic and heroic for the gods to give you another chance." I smiled a bit while staring off into the distance before saying, "Yeah, I did save a kid from an out of control vehicle, guess buddha saw that as a worthy deed to be reborn after dealing with evil underpaying corporate bosses and proving my worth through DND as a rogue paladin. Just wish it was by a more peaceful way that wasn't in front of my friends." I heard sniffles for some reason and looked to see that Celestia is crying her eyes out, clearly under the influence of the alcohol as her face was as red as a tomato... No wait, it was more pink than red- Magenta! That's the female dog! Anyways she was losing her control over emotions before she jumped me and nuzzled the hex out of me. "(Sniff sniff) You suffered so much, and then dieing a horrible death only to get thrown into an unfamiliar world as a slime monster, it would be too much for anyone! You poor dear, you didn't deserve this! WAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA!" Well great, I just made a princess cry, great going me. Thank you me.

The guards having no Idea what to do, decided that I should deal with the mess while staying close. Though in this position, my face would be in her breasts as she tried to comfort me if she had breasts on her chest. But alas, she was flat, though her pectoral muscles were somewhat stimulating. "Mmmff, m-miss, while I appreciate the sentiment, you don't have to- MMMF!" Again she shoved my face into her chest as she nuzzled my head. Hic!* Actually I do, I want to h-help you relax and be at peace for once. Come on Mr. friendly slime." She promptly slung me over her back despite how much I would have weighed and carried me to her bedroom while her guards were left more confused. "Miss, I don't mean to be offensive but this is unnecessary- Whoa!" Cue getting thrown into bed like a stuffy and getting topped by the princess of the sun. "Y-Y-Y-Your highness! I-I-I-I don't think this is appropriate!" You would think I was acting bashful in wanting to buck sun butt, but one of the rules my dad had to beat into me was never sleep with a woman under the influence of the fire juice, So I did the next best thing and transformed back to my slime form.

"Why Mr. slime, whatever are you insinuating? Hic!* All I want to do is cuddle with you." And again she nuzzled the hex out of me, though I couldn't help but notice that she was very warm. "Mmmmmm you make such an excellent pillow, not too hot and not too cold, and you can support my neck just right." Guess my thermo-fluctuation skill has more than one use... And even though I'm a degenerate, I can at least be a respectable one and keep my mind out of the bucking gutters! I decided to not fight it and just help her sleep off the alcohol "Well, I suppose staying a while wouldn't hurt." I moved a little to where the both of us could be comfortable before she dozed off to sleep and I followed a bit after even though I didn't need to, so I slipped into meditation. Little did I know, Luna was peeking in on us and she was getting ticked off for some reason.

Dang it to Hex sister, you always get the best ones to have in your bed and now a shameless monster as well! We just had enough of this farce, the ponies never appreciate night, we get all the paperwork dumped on us, and worse we have to sleep lonely nights with nary a touch to our being all because they fear the night. Well we'll show them a good reason of why they should, we shall no longer lower the moon for day to break! She flew off into the night, her transformation to nightmare moon has begun.

A few hours later, my sleep/meditation broke from the sound of groaning and snoring, the result of a bottle of wine with barely anything to eat. Poor princess got a hangover. Hey sage, still got some of that healing potion? Of course, you barely had to use it. I splashed some of the potion on Celestia's forehead and the base of her horn before squeezing out of the kung fu grip she had on me. "Errrrfff!" POP, got sent flying into the wall, I think I left a crack in it. BOOM! "MM! If I didn't have my the pain nullification skill, that would have been painful. And she's still asleep, thank buddha... Wait, sage what time is it? Your chronological clock says 6:53. "Then we got a problem, dawn is not breaking and the guards haven't come marching in to wake the princess. This is bad, really bad!" I had to use my telepathy to wake my wolves. WAKE UP, CODE RED! I REPEAT, CODE RED! EMERGENCY, GET YOUR BUTTS OUT OF BED AND REPORT RIGHT NOW! Hellfire erupted from the floor in front of me before dieing down and revealing my team of seven Emberwolves, Jingo at the front as leader. "Forgive us for not being on time my lord Jack, but why wake us up when it's not yet light?"

"The sun may not be up, but the time for it says otherwise. Remember the plan? It's happening sooner than expected." The Emberwolves looked at each other in surprise before reasserting themselves for the possible fight ahead. "We're ready to do whatever it takes to keep the occupants of this castle safe." I nodded in approval before jumping back on the bed and whispered gently in her ear. "Celestia, I hate to ask you of this while dealing with a hangover, but you need to wake up, please." She stirred a little but she was still asleep. "Whelp I tried." I extended a tentacle before giving her rear-end a good ol' SLAP! "Rise and shine princess!" Heheheheh, that got her engines running alright, she was flushed pink and mad as hex, cute look really. "NEEEEEEEEIGH! What is the meaning of this!? Jack, why did you wake me up in such a manner!?" I retracted my "Arm" and tried my darnest not to laugh out loud as I talked. "My inner chronometer woke me up but the sun hasn't risen nor did dawn break even though it's almost 7, what's most weird is that the moon is not going down either."

The princess was shocked to hear the news before getting out of bed and looked out the window. "Y-You're right, I can't feel the sun, it's stuck. What has my sister done?" I was afraid she was going to say that, but we cant afford to have her having a crisis in her soul. "Princess, I'm sorry that your sister has resorted to such methods, but now is not the time to give into despair. You have a kingdom- Nay, a bucking world to save as half of it will burn and half will freeze if you don't do something. Now how about we get you some coffee so that you can go kick some rump" I didn't have a talent in talking as a leader but I am at least decent at talking sense. She looked to me with the same shocked expression (Probably due to the PG swears) before the gears in her head got back on track and her face hardened into one of determination. "You're right, I must not let selfish thoughts of hindsight and despair cloud my thoughts, I must stop my sister but..."

"You do what you have to do." I jumped off the bed and reformed into my Bicorn form, only this time with batwings. "I'll keep her busy by doing what I do best, be an absolute prick of a rogue... Huh, that made it through." She looked at me like I should be washing my mouth out with soap, eh I probably might have to. "Alright, but don't eat her please, she's my only sister." I gave her a smug look of confidence. "Don't worry, I don't have a diet of hot princesses on my list, but any magics she throws at me is fair game." We made our exit before going our separate ways for our own tasks. Keep to the plan and stay out of the fight, the dark princess is mine. This is going to get messy. On your word my lord, we shall get the occupants out post hast! It took a bit of time to get up to the tallest tower because I haven't developed the muscle memory for the newly acquired wings but I managed, what I wasn't expecting was a dark, alluring shadow walking on the rooftop. Phew, I could even feel her power radiating off of her form. "Well, I have to say I'm liking this look, but I'm not sure if it's actually you."

"And there you are with that gods awful snark, not only do you give such verbal insults that makes us want to tear our ears off, you take a form that is an insult to Alicorns!" She stepped forward from the shadows to reveal her new form as a dark alicorn. "Well we're am sick of it, we're sick of all of it! If the world will not love us for who we are then we will make the world tremble in fear for what it has created! Well Nightmare Moon certainly gives off extreme goth girl vibes, ooh she is going to be fun to tame! "Now don't say that, there's plenty of stallions out there that would love to be dominated by a goth girl or switch it around if that's what you prefer. I, myself wouldn't mind to spend the night battling you for supremacy." She sneered at the remark before her horn glowed.

"Ugh you are such a perverted creature! The world will be better off without you!" She blasted some death beam and I activated predator at the same time, devouring the spell completely. "Wha-What!? What kind of power is that!? Skill acquired: magical spell force blast, a spell capable of knocking back enemies or vaporizing them completely depending on the strength of castor. "So you tried to actually destroy me huh? Well I got bad news for you, see I'm not your ordinary house slime, I'm modeled after two of the most terrifying creatures in the multiverse with a black hole as a stomach and the other with a computer as a brain, both really have a really big appetite and so do I. Now, HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!" I know I kinda stole that line from the crimson bucker but buck you I'm taking liberties for intimidation. She began her attack and we were fighting from rooftop to rooftop, me shooting stun spells while countering with predator and her giving her best death spells and other nasty curses to literally eat up and make my own, including that one unforgivable spell that makes you die in the most gruesome way imaginable.

At one point she went in for close combat, buck she is nothing to sneeze at, had I not have Sage on my side I would have been grappled into the concrete several times over... okay I may have slipped up once... possibly on purpose... (Sigh) Definitely on purpose to try and flirt, and before you ask Sage, it was also to stall for time. "OOF! Heheheh, you are enjoying this aren't you?" Anger and frustration covered her face. "Can't you just shut up already!? We have had enough of your- MMFF!?" But it was also to steal her first kiss, boy was she red in the face. "MmmmMMMWAAH! Hehehehehehehahaha, catch me if you can!" I slipped out of her grip (because I'm still a slime) before flying a bit away to see her stammer like I just did the most heretical thing imaginable. H-H-How dare you place th-th-thine lips upon mine!? I-I-I! We-We-We... RRRAAAAAHH! Hehehehehehe, I'm in trouble! She proceeded to chase me and scream like a red faced bucking banshee! I never thought I would have fun teasing a girl like this, though I sorta felt bad afterwards. After a few minutes of her spouting insults and me avoiding her to buy time, light flashed to the side, catching both of our attentions.

"No, she couldn't have! It cannot be!" Oh but it was, the white alicorn arose from a hole in one of the roofs with the fabled Elements of harmony, making Nightmare Moon don a look of terror. "No. No you can't do this to us, we will not allow you to use those against us! Celestia looked to NM with a sad look as she was charging right towards her. "Princess Luna, you are charged with breaking the laws of nature and pluming the world out of balance. You give me no choice but to enact a punishment fitting for the crime, I hereby banish you to the celestial body you were charged with raising and lowering for 1000 years." She and the elements glowed with primordial power before blasting Nightmare moon, sending her up to the moon screaming. I SHALL RETURN, NO PRISON SHALL CONTAIN ME FOREVER! AND AS FOR YOU SLIME, YOU BEST WATCH YOUR BACK, YOU'RE AT THE TOP OF MY LIST! Oh goodie, I just made the hit list of the near immortal princess of the moon.

When that was over, the elements stopped their power and the princess of the sun lowered herself to the ground. "Princess... I'm sorry that it had to come to this. Banishing your sister must've been hard for you to do." A part of some roof crashed in on itself. "And I may have wrecked your castle." She looked at me with a sad expression. The fault does not lie With you my little slime, it lies with me and me alone for I should have done better, talked and listened so that this would not happen. She started tearing up and I couldn't help but put a hoof on her side before speaking. "It isn't your fault either, society has a blame in this as well." We sat there in silence for an hour or two, letting her tears fall as she cries out her frustration to the world. Sigh, being sentimental guy bucking sucks baseballs. After a good minute of her being vulnerable, she finally calmed down. "You okay?"

(Sniff, sniff) I am alright, but there's going to be so much to be done, I don't even know if I can get all the work done myself without my sister to help. I decided to rub her back to comfort her. Keep it above the tail lover boy, she just lost. "Maybe I can help out with that, but with your permission I still like to have accommodations within the castle." She looked at me with a confused look. But the castle is destroyed, the roofs have caved in while leaving large holes, the courtyard's a mess, basically everything has gone to Tartarus!" I smirked as I happen to know someone that can help with repairs... Yes Evergreen, you don't have to remind me of the hibernation chamber every hour. Sorry, the place is still under construction. "You let me worry about that. In the mean time, I'll help you out by giving you a little secretary for company." Sage, think you can mimic a little osmosis? A little me came out of my hoof before hopping into Celestia's hooves.

"Oh he is adorable! But are you sure you can part with him?" I nodded as I gave a smile. "Plenty sure, Mini jack has a Chibi sage so he'll be able to help you lighten the load of the paperwork. Despite him eventually evolving into a bicorn, he'll be of great help." She nuzzled against the little slime ball. "I shall treasure him, always." ... Sage that part doesn't need to be recorded... No I- Alright! During some heightened emotions, she... May have planted a kiss on my cheek. Ahem. Mmwah, See you around in a thousand years Mr. friendly slime. She raised the sun before she left to go find her guards before they would be in any more of a panic and now I inherited the broken castle to fix and rule as I see fit. Course I left the name because it's just rude to just write over it like graffiti, that's vandalism. "Sage... I have a feeling that in a thousand years we're going to be busy after waking up." I have calculated that you may be right. What are we to do about the elements? "Just set them up in the usual corner, don't have to mess with the timeline anymore than we have to.

And so there you have it, It's going to be a while before my next bucking chapter, I'll be grinding some levels before my meditative hibernation. To whoever managed to translated this scroll, you better keep a secret because Evergreen enchanted it so that your mouth will get zipped up if you tell anyone. Have fun with that curse, Hehehehehahahahahah!

Author's Note

Sorry for the long wait guys, daily life interference and all that. plus I had to lengthen the chapter.

: Yeah, cut him some slack you guys! He's been working nonstop and had refused to party!

Pinky!? Back in the story, you're not suppose to appear yet!

: Awwwww, but I'm getting bored! You need to learn how to speed type! Hehehehehe, can't wait to get some tail!

I said back in you little horny gremlin! Anyway I'll try to make another chapter faster but there are no guarantees.

: Be sure to leave a nice review!

PINKY!