I'll Make Them Whole

Isaac, it's me. I wish I could talk to you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry about everything. I wish I could just talk to someone. It's all falling apart here. I can't believe what's happening... It's strange... such a little thing...

That was Nicole's last message to me. I managed to survive the USG Ishimura, but I crash-landed on a planet. I managed to get my ship working again, but I crash-landed somewhere else far more mysterious. A world full of ponies. Six ponies and one dragon greeted me. However, three entities from my previous location stowed away in my ship. A red-clad plumber and two aliens clad in blue. However, it seemed I didn't finish off every Necromorph. One stowed away and attacked the pink pony pony. The red man decapitated the Necromorph with a single punch, killing it instantly, but by then, it was too late. The infected pony began a new wave of horror, brutally murdering the purple winged unicorn, the yellow winged pony, the dragon, and the white unicorn. The two remaining ponies, an orange pony and a rainbow-maned winged pony, grabbed my three stowaways and ran. With no other choice, I followed them, hoping to help.

Inside the Sweet Apple Acres house, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Mario, SMG4, and SMG3 managed to kill Applejack's infected family. They retreated into Applejack's bedroom.

"Goddamn it, Mario! Why did you bring us here?!", SMG4 angrily asked the plumber.

"I thought it would be fun", Mario replied while cross-eyed.

"You do know that if you die, we die too?!", SMG4 responded.

"I've already died twice, once from swallowing a Bob-Omb, and once from you luring me into lava, and last I checked, you and the virgin are still alive!", Mario angrily replied.

"What did you call me?", SMG3 asked as Mario and SMG4 began duking it out. SMG4 eventually got the plumber in a headlock when the Pinkie Pie Necromorph broke through the door. Mario broke free of the headlock and ripped the monster's head off, killing it and spilling blood on the floor. However, three winged Necromorphs burst through the walls, one of them sporting an extra arm protruding from its head.

"Twilight... Fluttershy... Spike...", Applejack said in horror as she saw what had become of the three former heroes on harmony. To make matters worse, another Necromorph with an arm protruding from its head entered the room through the hole in the wall where the door once was.

"Rarity...", Rainbow Dash said as the four Necromorphs surrounded the five heroes, ready to strike at a moment's notice.

"Oh, fuck this", Mario said as he leaped onto the Twilight Necromorph and began pulling on the extra arm. "Come on! Come on!" Unbeknownst to the plumber, the other three Necromorphs began attacking the other survivors. However, the wails from the Twilight Necromorph encouraged the two other winged Necromorphs to surround the plumber. "Hmmm? Oooooooooooh... fuck." However, a bullet hit the Fluttershy Necromorph, who turned around to find SMG4 with a Glock 17. SMG4 shot his remaining bullets at the wings of the airborne Necromorphs, which caused them to grab onto the edge of the hole and gave Mario a safe landing. He proceeded to yank on the Twilight Necromorph's head-arm, which caused the Twilight Necromorph's head to rip off, killing the former leader of the Elements of Harmony once and for all as the body fell to the ground outside. This enraged the Spike Necromorph as it climbed into the bedroom, the Fluttershy Necromorph following suit. "Two down, three to go!"

"Ah, crap! I'm out of bullets!", SMG4 said.

"Mario! The girls!", SMG3 shouted as he pointed to Applejack and Rainbow Dash huddled together as the Rarity Necromorph advanced toward them. Mario ran to the married couple and grabbed the Rarity Necromorph's head-arm, yanking on it with all his might, which caused the Rarity Necromorph's head to rip off, killing it instantly.

"Alright, who's next?", Mario asked as the two remaining Necromorphs began lurking towards the fat plumber. "Ah!" He grabbed a pillow. "Stand back! I'm warning ya!" However, the Spike Necromorph grabbed the fat Italian and opened wide. "NOOOO!!! MARIO DOESN'T WANT TO BE EATEN!!!" Mario causes his nose to elongate, hitting the Spike Necromorph in the left eye. It screamed in pain as Mario freed himself and tossed something into the monster's mouth, which caused it to implode and die. However, unbeknownst to the plumber, Rainbow Dash's wings were ripped off of her. The last remaining Necromorph, the Fluttershy Necromorph, devoured the wings, sprouting a fresh pair and discarding the destroyed pair as Rainbow Dash, critically injured but uninfected, screamed bloody murder. The Fluttershy Necromorph took flight as infected animals crawled into the bedroom from every hole possible. The married couple grabbed each other, crashed their lips together, and squeezed their eyes shut, bracing for their impending doom. Mario, however, ate a Fire Flower and decapitated the Fluttershy Necromorph with a single punch, killing it instantly, and began to throw several fireballs.

I ran into the house to find two Necromorph corpses, dozens of dead animals, and blood and gore splattered everywhere. The two remaining ponies were making out, the rainbow-maned one now wingless, the red-clad man now wearing white and sporting fireballs from his hands, and the two aliens stomping on the decapitated corpse of a winged Necromorph. Yeah. It sounds crazy. The red man switched back into his normal clothes.

"Ahem!", Isaac Clarke said as the five survivors looked in his direction. Blood was pouring out of Rainbow Dash's injuries.

"My wife, she's injured. Please. Help us", Applejack said.

"Ha! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!", Mario shouted, only to get punched in the face by SMG4.

"Look, man, we're sorry we stowed away on your ship. This fat idiot thought it would be fun", SMG4 said.

"Who are you guys?", Isaac asked.

"I'm Rainbow Dash, and my wife is Applejack", Rainbow Dash said.

"I'm SMG3. The guy who looks like me is SMG4, and the plumber is Mario", SMG3 added.

"Alright. My name is Isaac. First things first, let's get Rainbow Dash patched up", Isaac said.