SAW-CLUE: A Dark Comedy

Somewhere in Equestria

"We're all going to stand up and yell 'Hey! We're your rulers now!' "

"Who are you talking to?"

"Shut up, sis'! I'm trying to rally my cult over the internet!"

"What did mom say about cults last time?"

"That I need to 'stop drinking the blood of the innocent' and how I should 'grow up and get a job.' "

"And have you stopped drinking the blood of the innocent?"

"...No..."

"And have you grown up and gotten a job?"

"...No..."

"Then get off your ass, get out of the damn basement, and get a job!"

"You're making me angry!"

"So what? What are you going to do about it?"

"I'm going to get off my ass-"

"Yeah?"

"I'm going to leave the basement-"

"Yes?"

"And I'm going to kill somepony!"

"What?"