Twilight Sparkle And Friends
Moving Day
Previous ChapterNext ChapterTwilight Sparkle and her housemate Spike the dragon were both walking in circles, worried expressions on their faces and hands behind their backs. As they walked in circles they both briefly looked at the calendar before putting their heads down, October 1st marked the rent for Twilight's house being 6 months past due.
They had walked in circles so many times that it either had left a circle mark on the teal carpet or their walking had caused some color to fade from it. Spike ended up glaring at the calendar a bit too long cause he ended up walking out of the set circle they were in, as soon as he realized this he quickly stumbled back behind Twilight and continued the cycle.
Twilight was never this late with her rent she was usually able to pay it in the first month. The reason why she was this late on her rent and has a chance of repossession since she rented her furniture, is because Equestria is going through a economic crisis which led to Twilight losing her job and Spike losing his popularity.
Their financial situation was nothing when compared to other ponies who not only lost their jobs but also went poor and some even ran away from home.
Spike was a well known, popular magician, he was known as Spike the Shocking or The Great and Powerful Drake and was considered the most magical creature in all of Equestria for a while. But once this economic crisis hit Equestria he lost most of his popularity which meant he made less money.
Their walking was abruptly interrupted by the bell above their door ringing rapidly which was caused by someone knocking on the door which also shook the paintings on the wall, the circle rug and vase stand. The bell then came off which scared the duo to the end of the living room. Spike hid in an umbrella holder and Twilight in a trench coat that hung on a coat rack stand.
"Open the door!" a stern voice said from the other side of the door which was followed by another knock that was slightly louder.
"Nobody home!" Spike responded holding the umbrella inside the holder, which just resulted in another knock on the door this one noticeably louder causing the dragon to throw the umbrella, put his top hat over his head and retreat back into the umbrella holder "OPEN THE DOOR!" the voice yelled before knocking a fourth time.
Twilight not wanting the creature to break the door down, reluctantly slides out of the trench coat she was hiding in and slowly walks over to the door. She fixes her mane, and reaches for the door knob only for it to come off due to the creature rattling it, she takes a deep breath before opening the tiny door.
"Good morning!" the unicorn said as calmly as she could, Twilight got the creature's response through a lion paw to the face knocking her to the back of the room.
The lion paw then unlocked and opened the door from the inside revealing it to be a draconequus with a lion's paw, a griffin's talon, a lizard tail, a reptile's leg, and a goat's leg. He also has two yellow eyes with red pupils and two mismatched horns on his head.
He then popped a bubble pipe out of his mouth and showed the duo his star sheriff badge revealing his name as Discord. "The sheriff" Twilight whispered to Spike "The sheriff." the dragon repeated.
Discord reaches into his pocket, as a result Twilight and Spike put their hands up thinking he's gonna pull out a gun. Instead he pulls out a scroll and then unravels it to reveal a Notice Of Dispossess document which also allows him to evict and arrest them.
"You 2 ain't pay the rent!" Discord yelled putting a lion paw on the document, which was followed by popping his bubble pipe out of his mouth again.
"W-W-We'll get it" Twilight said stuttering a little, "We'll get it" Spike repeated this time with a lot more confidence in his voice.
"Too late!" Discord countered "The landlord has given you 2 too many chances, i'm selling your furniture, See!" he said poking Twilight in the nose knocking her down.
"Hey Dragonstache come here! Light this" the draconequus demanded pulling out a cup of soapy water and pulling Spike towards him by the mustache.
Spike takes a deep breath before letting out a stream of fire which boils the cup and allows Discord to refill his bubble pipe. He then discards the cup by spilling the boiling water on Spike making him dizzy before letting out a laugh.
He pops his bubble pipe and the duo before leaving and closing the door. Once Spike recovered from his daze, he reacted to the boiling water by rolling around the floor staining the teal carpet before running near the door.
"COME IN HERE AND FIGHT YOU OLD BAD PALOOKA!" Spike yelled before putting his left arm out in a fist and swinging his right one back in forth while hopping on one foot which fans called his fighting pose even though it didn't even look like the dragon was getting ready to fight.
As soon as the dragon heard a loud knock he ran back to the back of the room, put his top hat over his head and hid inside the umbrella instead of the holder. Discord was currently putting a poster up saying Sheriff's Sale Today by spitting nails into the wall and punching them in.
Meanwhile in the back of the house Pinkamena Diane Pie better known as Pinkie Pie was backing up into the driveway with a cake delivery which was also her last delivery of the day.
"Come on everypony smile, smile, smile!" Pinkie sang followed by a giggle as she used a claw to grab the box containing the small cake only for it to slip off the tool when she tried to pull it out of the cargo bed. She tapped her right hoof to Shave and a Manecut then knocked on the door with her left hoof to Two Bits.
When Twilight and Spike answered the door they were both greeted by Pinkie who greeted them by yelling. "CAKE DELI-" they ended up interrupting her mid sentence by shushing her. "Woops sorry cake delivery for Twilight Sparkle and Spike The Shocking" the earth pony whispered
"The sheriff!" Twilight exclaimed "The sheriff!" Spike repeated "THE SHERIFF!" Pinkie yelled dropping the claw which landed with a loud clang.
"SHHHH!" Twilight loudly said "We've gotta move!" the unicorn exclaimed, "We've gotta move!" Spike told Pinkie "We've gotta move!" she said to no one before realizing there's no one there, which was followed by a giggle.
Twilight looked around for anything they could use to move their furniture before landing her eyes on Pinkie's truck.
"Hey can we use your truck to move all our furniture?" Twilight asked the pink pony, "Sure it's not my truck anyway, the rock farm doesn't pay that well and it was recently shut down as a business which is why I deliver cakes, by the way my names Pinkamena Diane Pie, but I like to go by Pinkie Pie!"
Pinkie had worked on a rock farm outside of Ponyville during all of her teen years and a few of her mare years, although the family who owned the farm hated her postive can do attitude, it managed to get the work done. Once this economic crisis hit Equestria the farm was shut down. Knowing she had to get a new job Pinkie decided to borrow the family's truck to drive to Ponyille.
"Alright fellas we've gotta move!" Twilight said before running off, "We've gotta move!" Spike told Pinkie, putting a claw on his top hat as he ran off .
"We gotta- *giggle* Oh right Okie-dokie-lokie!" she exclaimed, pointing her thumb at the open door and going into a room to see what to move in the truck first.
Twilight and Spike had already got to work packing up, Twilight was putting a bunch of clothing and a curtain into a big chest, Spike was putting a bunch of smaller stuff like picture frames, trophies into his magic hat.
He grabbed a bunch of other stuff and put in a watering can, shovel, backup non magic top hat, wooden bucket, violin, tennis racket, garden hose and telephone into the big chest which was topped off by his magic top hat.
The unicorn then lifted the lid of the chest knowing it wouldn't close she jumped on the chest, she managed to close it but this ended up cutting the telephone wire, chunk of the curtain and handle of the violin.
Twilight let out a sigh of relief, her relief wouldn't last long as a few seconds later the chest popped open spilling out all the clothing, extra stuff and a few of the small stuff in Spike's hat.
Meanwhile in the back of the house, Pinkie decided on a piano, and that it should be the first thing moved onto the truck. the earth pony also uses 2 wooden planks as a ramp.
The earth pony easily slides the piano up the ramp and into the truck unfortunately she falls in between the planks and when she gets up the piano rolls off the truck and slides down the ramp hitting Pinkie in the back of the head and when she turns around she bumps her nose.
Getting slightly annoyed she pushes the piano back into the truck, stands up and runs back into the house. The piano didn't stay put cause a few moments later it rolled down the ramp again. As the pink pony was picking up a stool she heard the piano she turned around put before she could do anything the piano hit her in the face, dropping the stool and bumping her nose.
According to the family who owned the rock farm, they considered Pinkie to be random, teleporting and pulling things out of thin air, things that weren't available for miles. Pinkie herself though never seen anything strange like a piano moving on its own at least she knows how the family feels now.
"So that's how you want to play it." the earth pony mumbled before pushing the instrument back into the truck, fell between the planks, the piano slid down the ramp, and hit her in the back of the head. This time she uses her hands to stop the piano from hitting her in the face.
The earth pony pushed the piano back into the truck before walking away. Once again she heard the piano, she freaked but luckily it stopped before it hit her. Rolling her sleeves up she takes a step about to push it, only for the piano to move itself back, confused she tries again quickly moving 2 steps only for it to move back further onto the ramp.
She then takes half a step which causes the piano to move all the way back into the truck. The earth pony's still confused about the instrument moving on its own but easily shrugs and sees it as a job done. Pinkie cautiously looked back to make sure the piano didn't slide and hit her again.
Once safety back inside the house, she turns back around only to trip on the stool she dropped earlier, the piano then slid off the truck at an incredible speed and when it went over her it ended up flattening her like a pancake.
"I thought only i could do that!" she said in a surprised tone shocked that she found something else that could flatten another thing like a pancake. During her time on the rock farm one of the family members would be flattened like a pancake usually as the result of one of her gags.
She saw the piano go into one of the rooms and she knew that she should be careful to not be hit again. She sneaks over to the doorway of the room the piano went into. The earth pony pops her head into the doorway only to find a part of the instrument looking at her causing her to freak out.
She moves her mane out of her face before laying down and popping her head into the doorway only to find the another part of the piano looking at her causing her to freak out again her legs twisting in the process. She then sneaks into the doorway under the rim and looks around the room for the instrument.
The piano then comes out of the room Pinkie was just in revealing that it had made a full circle, it then sneaks behind the earth pony and starts shaking causing her to jump in the air incredibly high and hit her head on the rim of the doorway.
"Why i oughat-" she said before giving the keyboard instrument an angry look and then approaching it taking one step at a time stomping her hooves, causing the piano to back up.
As she speeds up the piano also starts speeding up, the earth pony eventually starts running at it, she chases the instrument outside, falls between the ramp and once it's back in the truck she gets and backs up while throwing punches. Pinkie quickly makes sure she's before running back inside at an incredible speed leaving a pink trail behind.
She closes the door, panting , the pink pony then hears the piano keys so when she looks out the window she catches the piano trying to roll down the ramp but as soon at it spots Pinkie it retreats back into the truck.
She lays down under the window, hears the piano keys, looks up, and catches the piano which retreats back into the truck. This routine ends up repeating itself for a while.
Meanwhile in the living room Twilight and Spike were working on stuffing as much furniture as possible into the suitcase. Spike once he was done putting all the small stuff into his magician hat, he then ran over to a gas heater and pulled it out of the wall causing gas to come out of a pipe.
The gas didn't have a smell so he couldn't tell if it was dangerous or not, and the gas itself just looked like smoke. Although the gas didn't smell or look dangerous he found it annoying so he grabbed the first thing he saw which was a red plunger and plugged the pipe with the handle.
When he went to grab the gas heater the gas pipe shot the plunger out causing the suction cup to get stuck on his tail. The dragon was launched forward dropping the gas heater, getting angry he does his fighting pose which is cut short by him hearing the tapping of the handle.
"What the?" Confused he turns around, he doesn't see anything but hears the tapping again coming from the other side. He turns around again with the same result. He jumps into the air only to get the same result of not exactly knowing where the tapping's coming from.
He checks under his legs which required lifting his tail in the air which meant he didn't see the plunger. Confused he dashes forward, hears the tapping again, only this time he only turns around and finally sees the plunger. The dragon grabs the plunger and pulls as hard as he can, he ends up losing his grip which causes the plunger to bounce on the ground breiefly lifting Spike into the air before dropping him and his hat.
"So that's how you want to play it" Spike says putting his hat on and trying to pull the plunger off from under his legs. Just like the last attempt he loses his grip, but this time he does a front flip and is hit in the face by the handle knocking his hat off.
Putting his hat back on he tries to grab the plunger like a dog chasing its tail, but eventually gives up and starts freaking out. He then resorts to trying to twist it off, once it can't be twisted any further Spike lets go which causes the plunger to spin like a helicopter.
The helicopter plunger flies up to a lightbulb, smashes it and wraps around its wire. Seeing an opportunity here he shakes himself and eventually manages to get his tail out of the plunger, this just leads to his tail getting stuck in a fish bowl. First he tries to simply pull himself out of the bowl but once this fails he uses his tail to crack it and jumps off the table to shatter it.
Spike was laying down recovering from the experience but right as he was about to get up the plunger fell and landed back on his tail.
"Oh COME ON!" he yelled before trying to use his claws and feet to remove the plunger.
Meanwhile back with Pinkie she was still doing the same routine with the piano, she hears the piano key, looks out the window. she catches the piano trying to roll down the ramp but as soon as it spots Pinkie it retreats back into the truck.
She then shows the piano part of her mane which causes it to retreat back into the truck. Now knowing that it goes back to the sight of her mane she puts a small part of her mane on a broomstick keeping the instrument in the truck. She then opens the door and taunts the piano with a silly face.
"Grin, grin, grin yes i do!" she sang as she walked away from the door and went to pick up the stool, the piano suddenly rolled out of the truck and burst through the door but instead of flattening her like a pancake it causes her to sit down on the stool, as the piano crashes it into a fridge.
When the fridge opens it reveals Pinkie to be eating a triple layer Vanilla, Strawberry, and Chocolate ice cream cake.
Spike by this point had resorted to tying one part of a rope to the plunger and the other part to the doorknob.
“Please tell me this works" he says before dashing forward at an insane speed to the other side of the house. The red plunger comes off halfway through, he's unaware of this so as a result his muzzle ends up getting stuck in the gas pipe for earlier.
His chest inflates like a balloon so when his muzzle comes off the pipe he deflates like one too. He bounces off a wall and then bounces off the back of Pinkie’s head knocking Twilight back and causing the chest, the ponies were carrying to fall on Pinkie and pop open releasing all the clothing.
Spike crashes into the kitchen crashing into the 3 stacks of plates, all loudly smashing to pieces. Discord right as he got down putting the last sign for his sale, heard the ruckus and ran inside to find the source of it.
He ends up catching Twilight and Pinkie trying to catch Spike as he is deflating. "HEY!" the draconequus yelled causing Pinkie and Twilight to freeze right as soon as they caught Spike, and when he came up to the trio the dragon deflated to normal.
"BUSTING UP MY FURNITURE HUH!?" Discord yelled before popping his bubble pipe out of his mouth. "GET OUT!" he lashed out knocking the trio back into a wooden chair which broke to pieces when it hit the wall with the leaking gas pipe.
"HEY DRAGONSTACHE LIGHT THIS!" he demanded, showing Spike another cup of water. The dragon struggled at first due to the gas leak but once he released another stream of fire this caused a massive explosion which to by passers looked like a firework show.
Next thing they knew Twilight and Pinkie landed in the front seat of the truck and the piano being the first piece of furniture to land in the truck's loading bed followed the rest of the furniture, and the chest of clothing that Spike landed on top of a few seconds later.
Discord on the other hand somehow ended up in a bathtub, only suspended by one water pipe which was the only piece of furniture that wasn't destroyed by the explosion and his head through a For Sale sign.
"Hey you COME BACK HERE!" Discord yelled accidentally pulling the H handle on the bathtub which resulted in him getting sprayed with hot water.
Spike without hesitation starts laughing at the sheriff as the remaining piece of furniture falls onto the truck. Pinkie gives Twilight a smile, the unicorn giving another smile back followed by a handshake with the earth pony.
Author's Note
If you're wondering about Spike's Mustache and Top Hat it's my equivalent to Donald's long neck.(In Moving Day Donald's rounder and cuter but his bill and neck are still long)
I actually don't know what the tiny door Mickey opens is called, someone please comment it
Mickey, Donald and Goofy shorts are gonna be the most frequent and common chapters in this story (2nd most common will be Donald vs Chip and Dale shorts)
The Triple Layer Vanilla, Strawberry, Chocolate Ice Cream Cake was actually something i thought of when coming up with the Tools for Too Many Pinkie Pies (Adaptation of Goofy Goes Goofy) the cake being one of the tools and it'll be seen or mentioned in every one of Pinkie's Appearances
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