"Dear Spikey I've decided to send my 3 angel sister over to come-...huh some times I can't read Rarity's writing v-i-s-i-t, visit you Love Rarity, PS: they might be a little much, but i'm sure it nothing you can't handle." Spike read before looking at the front of the post card which was just an AD for the Carousel Boutique.

Spike and Rarity have been dating for a while and it only made sense for the dragon to start meeting his lover's family members he had already met her parents, but strangely they didn't mention anything about Rarity's siblings so he didn't even know about her sisters until now.

Once Spike was done processing this he heard the doorbell ring "Oh that must be them!" he then walked up to the door and opened it to greet his Sisters-In-Law "Welco-"

Before he could even finish his greeting he was suddenly hit by the door which broke the first layer of the wall leaving a dragon shape hole, he then face planted on the floor and when he looked over and saw a orange pegasus filly, with a purple mane riding on a scooter which was pulling a red wagon with 2 more fillies the first one was white unicorn with a purple and pink mane and the second one was a yellow earth pony with a red mane and bow.

They rode around the room for a little bit, around a small table and then under the drake's piano before coming to a stop. "Hello Big Brother!" they all said in union "I'm Scootaloo" said the pegasus "I'm Sweetie Belle" said the unicorn "I'm Apple Bloom!" said the earth pony.

"Well hello girls, I guess." Spike said he was pretty surprised that instead of mature mares showing up at his door with his goal being to get them to like him, 3 fillies rode into his house and changed his goal from getting them to like him to now having to basically foal sit them.

Something Rarity forgot to mention in her note was that Scootaloo and Apple Bloom were adopted but Spike easily figured that out since there was no way the other 2 fillies could be related to his marefriend, they were only half his height at 2ft and a third of Pinkie's height.

Scootaloo then puled out and blew a whistle "GO LONG!" she exclaimed before throwing a croquet ball, she and the other 2 then pulled out croquet hammers.

Scootaloo was the first one to hit it, Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom chased after the ball and Apple Bloom was the next one to hit it. When Sweetie Belle halted to turn around she ended up crashing into a table and knocking down the vase on it shattering it to pieces.

The ball went back to Scootaloo but when she hit it it flew through a lamp shattering it and hit a shelf causing it to fall off the wall, all the plates and china on it shattering. As the fillies continued to play croquet and break stuff Spike hid under a table.

"No wonder her parents didn't mention anything about sibling." Spike thought, with that though came a worse one "This is a disaster, I don't know how to foal-sit" the croquet ball then knocked down all the books sitting on the table the dragon was hiding under and one of them was a book called Modern Foal-Sitting.

"Musical Games: music often has charms to sooth the mischievous foals." Spike read the first page the book provided him with and next to that page was sheet music of a song called Pop Goes The Weasel. He then came out from under the table, dodged the ball a few times and finally made his way over to his nearby piano.

The drake started by playing a few slow notes with ended up getting the attention of the 3 fillies and made them stop their game of croquet, as he sped up the tempo Sweetie Belle grabbed a bow and a cello, Apple Bloom a accordion and Scootaloo a trombone and started playing along.

"It's going over, now all together girls,1.2.3.4!" Spike said, as Apple Bloom played her accordion with one hand, Scootallo grabbed a apple from a nearby fruit bowl, loaded it into her trombone and shot it at the beam holding the lid of the piano up causing it to fall on Spike's head.

Once he had pulled his head out all 3 fillies started laughing at him, the drake angrily lifted the lid and placed the beam back on before going back to playing Pop Goes The Weasel, as Sweetie Belle played her cello she then pulled the bow back using one of the strings as a crossbow, she then launched it at the beam of the piano followed the same thing happening to Spike.

"Frostbite darn foal" Spike muttered putting his hat back on and reaching for the book. he then flipped to a random page "Never lose your temper in front of the foal..yeah that's right alright girls you better be good!" Spike reminded them, the ponies just looked at each other, confused on how the dragon wasn't mad at them.

"Lets move on now 1.2.3.4!" as they continued to play Pop Goes The Weasel Scootaloo inflated a balloon with the trombone as Scootaloo filled a bag with water and Apple Bloom loaded a toy slingshot. Spike played the last notes of the song at a really fast tempo and then turned around and found the trio doing nothing.

While Spike turned around again to plays the tune again, Sweetie Belle ties the balloon to the bag and Apple Bloom playing the accordion with a hoof shoots a projectile from her slingshot at the balloon cutting the string and causing the water filled bag to fall and burst on Spike.

"WHO DID THAT!?" Spike angrily asked "She did" Scootaloo claimed pointing at Sweetie "She did" Apple Bloom claimed also pointing at Sweetie "They did" Sweetie Belle claimed pointing at the other 2. The trio of fillies suddenly started arguring before bursting into a fight hitting each other and even pulling the other's mane.

Spike muttered something unintelligible, grabbed the book and flipped to a random page and red "Sometimes to calm foals down you must engage with them in their favorite hobby or hobbies"

"Hey you 3 what do you like to do for fun?" Spike asked the trio "Well we have a clubhouse" Apple Bloom started "And in that clubhouse we do all sorts of stuff" Scootaloo added "And the reason why we do all sorts of stuff is because we want to earn out Cutie Marks" Sweetie Belle concluded

"We're the Cutie Mark Crusaders!" the 3 fillies said in union

"Um Apple Bloom are you sure about this?" Spike asked an apple balancing on his head, and finding himself standing in front of a target "Pretty sure this will give me my Arching cutie mark!"

Apple Bloom lined up her shot, Spike closed his eyes, but instead of a sharp pain in his head or anywhere else in his body, he was launched back by a explosion and when he opened his eyes, he found pieces of the apple scattered around the floor, he and most of the room was covered in soot but most importantly he was laying in rubble and in front of him was a huge hole in the wall.

"Huh guess i missed a chapter...about right weapon choice" the apple filly said looking at a pile of arrows with stick of dynamites attached to them, she then checked her flank but didn't find a cutie mark.

Sweetie Belle placed 2 pieces of bread into a toaster, she was going for a perfect toast cutie mark, she set the time and temperature and then waited, although the toaster made a ding noise indicating that the pieces of toast were done they didn't come out, the unicorn tried shaking the toaster to no avail.

"Hey you think you can get the toast out so I can get a perfect toast cutie mark, here use this" Sweetie said handing Spike a fork, the dragon muttered something unintelligible followed by him sticking the fork into the toaster but once he did he was briefly electrocuted and then consumed in a explosion which destroyed the kitchen counter, toaster and left Spike covered in soot.

The unicorn made her way around the rubble and remains of the toaster, she then took a bite of the very burnt pieces of toast, she spat it out a few seconds later before throwing the 2 pieces of toast aside, fianllt she checked her flank found a soot stain but no cutie mark.

Scootaloo constructed a makeshift boxing ring, for the platform she used an old mattress and for the ropes she used lasso rope which weren't known for being elastic or durable, strangely enough the only thing the peagsus got that was actually high quality was the 3 pairs of boxing gloves which didn't seem to have any tears or wrinkles.

The crusaders put on the boxing gloves and climbed into the discount ring, at first it started out as normal boxing with glove to glove combat, the next move that was added was kicking which Spike was pretty sure wasn't allowed in boxing, eventually it just turned into a full out brawl with the crusaders dropping the gloves, hitting each other and pulling each other's manes.

Spike, sighed, face-clawed himself and looked back into the book "When foals fight or brawl often they're just hungry...HUNGRY!" the dragon then ran into the kitchen and pulled out a fresh turkey from the oven "Hey girls food come and get it!"

The crusaders stopped their fight and licked their lips at the same time, they zipped past the drake and grabbed the turkey which left him confused. When Spike looked into the kitchen he found the 3 ponies fighting over the turkey about to rip it apart.

Spike chased the crusaders away from the turkey and gave them a stare to make sure they stayed seated, he grabbed a knife and cut off the 2 legs, and put one on Sweetie and Scootaloo's plate and placed a chunk of meat one Apple Bloom's plate.

"Hey how come they get the legs, is it cause i'm a earth pony" Apple Bloom asked, Spike then reached into the turkey and pulled out a large bone, grabbed the chunk of meat and wrapped around the bone and placed it back on the earth pony's plate.

The crusaders then started reaching across the table for more pieces of the turkey and pieces of bread, Spike try to keep the crusaders under control and when he gets to Apple Bloom he gets his claw stuck between 2 slices of bread which the filly bites, he yells in pain and pulls his claw out only to find it swelling and throbbing red, which gets him laughed at by his sisters.

He then looks under the table, pulls out the foal-care book and flips to the last rule of the book "When all else fails make then show remorse, arouse their sympathy, make them feel bad for you."

Spike then places his head on the table and covers his face with his arm "I've tried so hard...but nothing i do works on you 3...i can't get you girls to behave..i'm a bad big brother" he claimed fake crying and peeking between his fingers to see their reactions.

Sweetie Belle signals the other 2 the huddle and after a bit of whispering, they all nod and Scootaloo walks over to the dragon "Ohh we're sorry big brother we'll make it up to you" the peagsus handing him a napkin which he uses to wipe off his pretend tears.

Apple Bloom reaches into the fridge and finds a slice of apple pie, hands it to Sweetie Belle, the unicorn lifts the crust up and the earth pony scrapes the apple filling out with a butter knife. The apple mare then reaches for a jar of lava brand spicy mustard and pours the entire jar into the pie which looks identical to the apple filling.

"Here Big Brother Spike you want some pie?" Sweetie asked "PIE oh boy do i!" the drake responded, then eating the entire slice in only 2 bites.

Here's a strange fact about dragons, which is also considered a misconception with these creatures, they can't handle anything spicy they might breath fire but just like any other creature they don't have a high tolerance for spice, even Spike who doesn't exactly qualify as a dragon, since he doesn't act like one not that it was a bad thing since there's multiple dragons in society that don't qualify, has the same spice tolerance as any other normal dragon.

"WATER!, WATER!" Spike yelled face turning red and smoke coming out of his nose as he ran into the living room. Sweetie Belle then splashed him with a bucket of water which knocked him back followed by Apple Bloom and Scootaloo dumping an entire tank of water on top of him.

Sweetie then came back with a hose and sprayed the drake causing him to crash into the wall leaving another dragon shaped hole. Scootaloo the rode in on her scooter with a fire extinguisher in the red wagon. Apple Bloom grabbed the extinguisher out of the wagon and then sprayed Spike with it with lifted him up into the air and once the fillies stopped he fell to the floor cold and small icicles under his muzzle.

"Goodbye!" Scootaloo started throwing at water balloon at him, "Big!" Apple Bloom added splashing him with a small cup of water "Brother!" Sweetie Belle completed throwing the foal-care book at him. Scootaloo hopped back on her scooter followed by the other crusaders hopping into the red wagon and finally The Cutie Mark Crusaders rode out the door.

While Spike rubbed the back of his head he looked into the book which was flipped to the last page "After all little foal, colts and fillies are only angles without wings." he read

"Angels...PHOOEY!" his faced turned red followed by him briefly doing fighting pose and then grabbing the book and tearing it too pieces.

Author's Note

This is actually one I've wanted to do more a while since I am planning other Donald and his nephews shorts and no i'll not be doing any Ducktales media the only one i'll do is the first promo where Donald struggles to blow out his birthday candle