Now listen. I know you're gonna think that I'm an idiot or a jerk. But! In my defense, how was I supposed to know this was real?

When a magic shadow thingy makes you a deal in what you think is a dream, you're going to want to see what happens right? Or maybe I'm just a different type of dumbass? Either way. I am not going to be making friends looking like this.

Inspired by stories such as Malideus/ Bringing Out the Worst in Others/ Of Blood, Skulls, and Friendship/ the rise of Darth Vulcan.

I've been rereading them to get a sense of how the villain fics I liked were in hopes of seeing how i can improve my own work.

M rating for gore, violence, and Profanity.
(No sex scenario's or any of that crap.)