
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Drink Kool-Aid
For many, winding up in a town full of cartoon humanoids, along with getting roped into a cult, would be the most terrifying day of their lives. For me? It ended up being just another Tuesday.
When my parents told my sister and I that we would be moving to Canterlot, Virginia, I thought it would be a chance for a fresh start. Finding out that Canterlot was populated by cartoon characters put a dent in that plan, and being the only one who noticed for some reason didn't help. On the plus side, I made two new friends! Sure, they might be a little insane eccentric, but at least they haven't ghosted and/or knifed me yet.





32655 words: Estimated about 3 hours to read
9 Chapters:
- In the Beginning 2023-08-05 23:47:38 UTC3113
- I Sold my Soul for a Nutter Butter 2023-08-20 00:35:19 UTC3797
- Life is a Cycle 2023-09-03 23:30:11 UTC3380
- Melophobia 2023-10-15 22:18:18 UTC5214
- The Horror in Pink 2023-10-22 22:43:01 UTC3193
- From Through the Looking Glass 2023-11-20 05:23:04 UTC2749
- Faceplanting at the Starting Line 2024-02-04 04:01:41 UTC4124
- Unwanted Encounters 2024-03-19 21:35:03 UTC4086
- Playing Both Sides? 2024-07-12 01:14:23 UTC2999