A Fashionably Late 2023 Grimdark Christmas Story.

After arriving in Equestria through unknown means, Anon must start over with his life. Fortunately, Pinkie Pie is all too willing to help him to adjust. After 11 months, they are married and living together, and on Hearth's Warming Eve, they play a new game meant to expose their fetishes and better understand each other.

During an attempt to merge Hearth's Warming and Christmas traditions, things seemingly go horribly wrong on Hearth's Warming and Christmas morning as Anon struggles to understand exactly what's happening.