(Thanks to Anzel and Crystal Wishes for the Quill and Blade stories that inspired this silly little story)

Boys make no sense at all. One minute they're playing freeze tag with you, the next they're arguing with you over the rules (that they're OBVIOUSLY WRONG about) like dumb idiots.

And worse, they accuse you of having cooties.

But fortunately for Coral Knight, she knows a secret, forbidden technique for overwhelming a colt's defenses! A tactical maneuver created by the greatest romance writer in the omniverse (her mom, obviously) and perfected in the fire of her father's obliviousness. Silver Star stands no chance!