Holiday Tails

Twas Heartswarming eve, when all through the keep,
Not a creature was stirring, not one peep.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that some alicorn stallion soon would be here.

The elements were nestled all snug in their stable,
While visions of shipping with each other were they able.
And Celestia in her tiara, and I in my armor,
I had just settled down awaiting my studly charmer.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
I swore as wast faster than Rainbow Dash.

The moon on my heaving breast started to glow,
I gave in to the lust of mine loins to object below.
There to my wondering eyes got a jolts,
But a grand royal coach pulled by the Wonder Bolts.

With a black and red alicorn, so sexy and lewd,
I knew in that moment that he'd been Gary Stu'd.
More rapid than Shadow Bolts his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now Spitfire! now, Rapidfire! now, Fleetfoot and Soarin'!
On, Breezie! On, Misty! , on Surprise and LORAN!"
From the top of the gazebo I heard them all say.
"Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash won't you lead us some day!"

As the Equestian flag ruffled as flown,
My feelings for the stallion had grown.
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the coach full of sex aids, and Gary Stu too.

And then, next to a twinkling ballon on the roof
I heard the pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney the alicorn came with a bound.

He was colored all black from his head to his foot,
And his mane was all red, like a beet root.
He grabbed me and flung me on my back,
And he looked me in the eye as he readied his sack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
I just couldn't wait til he busted my cherry!
His trollish little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the bead of his cum was as white as the snow.

The stub of a cigar he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a stern jaw and I had butterflies in my belly,
He mounted me and laughed, "bring out the KY jelly!"

I couldn't argue against him, he was like an elf,
I've never felt so good that I doubted myself!
In the wink of an eye I was giving him head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And he took off my stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

He sprang to his coach, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Hearth's Warming to all, and to all a good-night!"