Pirate Bebop

Ch.100

I moaned in pleasure as I was petted on the head and ears by some Womb Wards. I’m still stuffed full of Brennie and I can’t move. My slime is stretched so tight that if these noodles weren’t so gentle, I would’ve popped! I don’t know if that’s a good idea wherever I am. I don’t want to find out what instantaneous disruption would do to my host.

“Don’t worry sweetie. You’re doing very well for your first time hyper-unbirthing.” A female one who was primarily feathery cooed comfortingly to me and I whimpered from the pleasure that was constantly buzzing through my nearly transparent membrane. “Don’t cum. Whatever you do, don’t cum. You’re very fragile right now, dear.” I know~ but I wanna cum~!

“Okay! We’ve gotten Pandora and Twilight dealt with! We can start decompressing the lattice!” One of the many Chaos Noodles around my head shouted and I gasped when I felt myself begin rapidly shrinking. “Hold up! Too fast! Firm up Vinnie’s-!”

“Nyuh~!” I came~! My pleasure caused me to white out to the sound of a deafening liquid roar. I woke up being cradled by a beautiful purple alicorn mare and a full-anthro draconequus I didn’t recognize. “What fucktrain just did me in?” I asked and they both chuckled as the golden lights around us slowly grew closer.

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“What the fuck are you all doing here?!” All of the daemons froze in place at the voice of Brennie, who appeared in front of them all in a red flash. She was naked, but no less terrifying. “EDI! Why did we arrive at Khaine’s Gate?! You were supposed to take a left turn!” Brennie demanded while the Warp Spawn all knelt before her. Jimbo moved next to her while he panted from fighting so hard. Shame changelings don’t sweat, he’d be even more-no! Brain! Task!

“This is fun.” Schrodinger said when daemons moved out of the twili cat’s way. “I’ve never thought daemon truly feared me. Hello Brennie, having fun?”

“Yeah, sorry. I was feeling jealous and I needed to exorcize it.” Brennie answered with a pun before a Slaaneshi Daemonette appeared despite this realm being that of Khorne’s. She produced a ravishing and exquisite robe, while a Bloodletter, who wore armor, helped her into it. “Hm, thank you.”

“As good as this is, the Webway pretending to be the Warp is bad news.” Jimbo panted and calmed down when it became clear that the daemons weren’t going to act against the beautiful goddess. She could sense his desire, but he kept it tightly controlled. Mm, she loves people who can prioritize-guh! Prioritize! Do it yourself, girl! Head! Brain! Guh!

“Ugh, of course it would.” Brennie groaned in annoyance. “Okay, what to do? How to solve this little crisis?” Brennie asked when she heard EDI adorably freaking out over the eldritch horrors she was navigating through to return to the Webway which apparently decided to be a dick and dump them in the Warp without any warning. “EDI, as cute as your screams are, calm your tits.”

“I’m flying through soup! If I wasn’t spiritually related to mom, I’d have lost my mind!” EDI protested and spun her head around as she chirped and beeped. “However, thankfully we’re back in the Webway again. Or at least it looks that way. The Warp is a fucking troll.”

“And a deadly troublemaker.” Brennie added on while patting the armored Bloodletter on the head, who purred from the affection. She felt pleased by it having the Doom Slayer brand.

“Could you please send them away, Brennie? Also, sorry for killing a few dozen of them.” Jimbo said sheepishly and Brennie rolled her eyes before patting his back. The towering hunk was too big for her to just pat on the shoulder, so she settled for his back. She didn’t go with her initial instinct to use his height advantage to touch his butt since there’s that Slaanesh daemon here.

“Alright.” Leaning forward, Brennie whispered to the Bloodletter to take his brethren and retreat to Khorne’s domain. Nodding its head in compliance, all of the Bloodletters faded away in red mists until there were none. Turning to the Daemonette, they bowed to each other before it departed as well. “There, no more Daemons-eek!”

“What?” EDI questioned, unaware that she was freshly painted in blood with a skull on top of her head. “Nobody is molesting you without you expecting it, so what was the squeak about?”

“Yeah, is there something else nearby we need to deal with?” Jimbo asked, also unaware of the runes painted with blood all over him and the skull crown on his head.

“Oh, nevermind. Just dad pulling off a joke, maybe.” Brennie sighed, uncertain whether this was his doing or his realm. Although, Jimbo’s alter ego didn't look half bad. A ruthless barbarian going out to conquer the lands, slaying any in his way and claiming only the most beautiful and fertile females. Mrr~! Calm yourself, girl. Composure. They can’t see what you see.

“I’ll visit him.” Shcrodinger said before vanishing. “Meow, he’s a mean one.” Schrodinger said, having faded in the instant he left. “Still, after he tried killing me for a few years, he gave up and pet me.” The cat was also wearing a feline saber-toothed skull that perfectly fit his head.

“What are you?” Jimbo asked as he scratched Schro’s chin when he appeared on his shoulder.

“I’m the most eldritch being in this universe.” Schrodinger purred happily.

“Well, with that done, I’m going to go check on my wives and Jane. They’re still recovering from Kiro and I going overboard.” Brennie left the bridge and snickered at the signs of Khorne’s favor.

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Kally was already exhausted. They haven’t even gone a full day before a catastrophe occurred that among the Tanuki, was only a horror story from the past because of them learning from the mistakes of their ancestors. She couldn’t blame anyone for it, either. The Webway never did that before. There’s always signs you’re about to be dumped into the Warp. Or there were.

Still, it was out of her hands. Aside from that SNAFU, EDI was the best navigator the Blade has ever had and she trusted the ancient droid to see them to Treasure Planet. Just thinking about the myth made her fur stand up in excitement. Kally and Kiro have been searching for several years and the sexy people they stumbled into thanks to Jet just happen to have a map?

Kally cared more about growing closer to her prospective new permanent lovers, but Treasure Planet was definitely a big bonus. “Greetings Captain Kally. To what do we owe the pleasure of such a late visit?” Amelia Smollett asked, dressed in only a see-thru pink nightie. The hyper hourglass shaped slime Covcat was an example of what association with the gods did for a woman’s body, at least according to what she’d heard about her transformation.

“May I come in? Assuming I”m not interrupting anything.” Kally requested and Amelia raised a brow and had a raunchy glint in her eyes that Kally was quite used to and gave her ideas for when her reason for visiting was finished.

“You may. Please keep quiet. Delbert and Midna are sound asleep.” Amelia led her into the modest bunkroom that had both beds in one bunk full of the mentioned people and the other empty. Kally remembered the note that James Hawkins was on the bridge, citing unease. “Now, again, to what do I owe the pleasure of your company?” Amelia asked as she sat on the lower bunk, not at all disguising how she thrust her chest out with her pose.

“What do you think we’ll find at Treasure Planet? Along with that, what are your or our, intentions for what we find?” Kally asked, since the reasons aside from ‘its Treasure Planet’ were essentially ignored in favor of preparing the expedition.

“Hm. I think we’ll use what we find in the war effort. Scientific research, funding, another base of operations. Things of that sort. Why? Did you have any devious, possibly piracy related plans?” Amelia asked with a mixture of tease and accusation, reminding Kally that not everyone among the Alliance were fully accepting of space pirates, merely tolerating.

“To be honest? Not really. I used to fantasize about finding Treasure Planet, using the haul from raiding it to retire to some resort world after buying the whole damn planet. Now? I don’t know where my life is going to go from here.” Kally was genuinely at a loss and thought the people originally seeking Treasure Planet had ideas, but it seems to be a ‘seat of the pants’ scenario.

“I know the feeling. Ever since James came into my life and revealed to me the joys of simple pleasures, I’ve thrown away my old ambitions, my career, everything. It’s quite liberating.” Amelia confided and Kally nodded in agreement. She was going through that now with all the things happening so suddenly. Now, they could live instead of survive.

“Well, that said, I’ve got nothing else. You seem pretty lonely, would you like a snuggle? Tanukis are legendary snugglers.” Kally offered and wasn’t disappointed when Amelia pulled her onto the bed and indeed cuddled. Mm. Sleep was best with others.

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Visilia groaned in displeasure at waking up when she realized she was piled in a bed with several of her wives along with Jane, Kiro and Kevin. She closed her eyes and smiled, napping amidst snoozing bodies of perfect booties, boobs and in one case, pecs. Soon, she felt another join the bed, opening her eyes again to see Brennie in a rather exotic dress.

“Hey, you.” Brennie whispered to her wife and Visi smiled beautifully at her first love. While she did love all the others, it was Brennie, back then solely Bryan, who lit the fire in her soul, which then caught fire upon other souls when their love proved too strong to keep to themselves.

“I am often accused of being myself.” Visi joked and kissed her wife chastely, no tongue. This wasn’t the time for carnality. “How are you feeling after what you set off?” Visi had no clue what happened. She was cumming her brains out long enough that time ceased to matter. Considering how impossibly massive she had to have gotten, that is way more matter than before everything snowballed out of control. What happened to it all?

“I think I got most of it out of my system. By the Gods, that was the biggest I have ever been.” Brennie answered with a smile, snuggling up to her wife. “Apparently, I managed to bless Kiro in the ensuing tryst. None of us have ever done that before. I don’t even know what I blessed her with besides epically enhancing her fluid production.”

“Quiet...mrmr…” Someone in the pile mumbled and Visi shared an amused grin with Brennie. They snuggled and dozed off, fully waking up later when someone emerged from the pile of beautiful people and stretched at the foot of the bed. “Mm~! Damn that was good.” Jane~!

“Hey, you.” Brennie greeted as she and Visi, both red cybertronian slimes, slithered off of the pile of sleeping people who were all slowly waking up.

“I’m often accused of being me. Good morning ya horny bitch. Good job turning me into a bubble that popped around yer girth.” Jane wiggled her eyebrows as her tail wagged so hard it slapped her puppy-bearing hips. “Let’s do that again, but when we’re not at risk.” Jane chuckled and smooched Brennie and Visi when they approached her. “Now then, I need to be alert.”

“Is the Force telling you to be wary?” Visilia asked in concern and Jane shook her head.

“No, just alert. I can’t do that if I’m intoxicated or getting my brains fucked out.” Jane winked at Brennie, who responded by kissing her. “Mm~! No~. Stop tempting me~.” Jane mewled as she playfully pushed Brennie away with her hands on the red dracowolf’s tits.

“Moo~.” Brennie cooed when some of her milk gushed out from the action, soaking through her new dress. “Moo, moo~.” Brennie pressed her boobs against Jane’s hands, getting wetter.

“Bad cow! Go to jail for cow crimes!” Visi joked and pulled her away from Jane, who was moaning and rubbing Brennie’s likely aphrodisiac milk into her fur. “For real, though. We need to get serious after that incident last night.” Visi cupped Brennie’s boobs and the dracowolf slime mooed when her demon alicorn slime wife’s palms began sucking on her nips. “Mm~. Tasty.”

“Hold up! Brennie, the Lantern! We must be near Slaanesh’s domain!” Kevin shouted through aroused panting when he emerged from under the pile of babes atop him, said wives and Kiro were in the act of pawing him and Penta was already sucking his dick like it was made of chocolate. “Oh~. Yes. I love you all so much.”

“Aw, but milkies~.” Brennie mooaned and Visi began sucking on her neck, making Brennie press her ass back against her wife and then her eyes snapped open. “Yeah, no, hold on.” Brennie groaned before pulling her Lantern from her cleavage and instantly Visi along with everyone else felt the compulsion to fuck like horny rabbits, more than normal, fade.

Visi huffed and made sure her hands popped loudly off of her wife’s areola from the suction force, making her squeak. “Do that faster when it’s obvious we’re being manipulated, dear.” Visi chided her wife and then wrapped her arms around her waist. “I think we’d better all get dressed and gather everyone on the bridge.” Visi sucked on her wife’s ear and she groaned.

“M-my ear~? N-not now~.” Brennie mewled in helpless arousal before Visi stopped. “Gosh, I really wish Nexus didn’t make us realize just how sensitive our ears are from her getting fucking eargasms because those unreasonably cute elf ears are like clits attached to her head.” Visi grunted, remembering their friend’s intense erogenous zone. Later, clothes now.

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“It would seem we’re indeed in the portion of the Webway passing through Slaanesh’s domain according to these Webway maps, Warp aura zones and the persistent desire to fornicate.” Delbert announced in his official capacity as an archeologist-cum-astrologist. I had to appreciate his professionalism despite the fact he, Kally, Midna and Amelia had been fucking earlier.

“No duh, numbnuts.” Midna huffed, the new Warp Goddess was clearly upset at being interrupted, even if it was from being compelled by an outside force.

“At least we know why the Force insists I be alert. I doubt just anyone can tell when we need to slip between two major branches of the Webway into a tiny twig to reach the next leg.” I voiced.

“I can.” Schrodinger giggled, wearing an old-timey captain’s coat made of tentacles.

“No, you can’t, because causality forbids it. Even you are forced to abide by it.” Pandora casually reminded the cute entity, who meowed unhappily and then lied down sulkily.

“Can someone tell us how long we’ll be stuck standing around on the bridge?” Twilight Sparkle, not the native Twilight, I had come to realize, asked from next to Pandora. Those two are from the reality that Brennie considers to be her second home. The same one that Meen-Rei and Neethsi are from. “Not to be a complainer, but there’s nothing we can accomplish up here.”

“True, but it’s better than being reduced to a mewling sex kitten unable to think past our pussies.” Kiro voiced to much agreement across the bridge, especially me. The Force grants me resistance to external compulsion, but I’m a constantly horny bitch by nature. It’d be like trying to resist pushing the big red button when you know something big would happen! Or a latte.

“Mm~. You all complain all you want. My hubby is giving it to me good under this aura’s influence, since the Lantern can’t reach into me because of dimensional fuckery.” EDI purred, the droid was idly chirping and full of bubbly joy. Getting fucked by your significant other would do that.

“Hm.” Brennie hummed while tapping her fingers away to a tune. She was still wearing that attire that came from Slaanesh’s domain, which surprisingly did nothing but enhance her beauty. Damn you She Who Thirst for choosing the simplest design to have the most impact!

However, the tune she was humming caused EDI to stop chirping in pleasure and gasp excitedly. “Oh! Oh! Ahem. Old Billy Riley was a dancing master. Old Billy Riley, oh, Old Billy Riley!” Shanties~!

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Brennie was thankful when they finished passing through Slaanesh’s territory, even if it meant they were in Nurgle’s turf. That garbage bag had nothing on their divine constitution, except for Kevin, so she left the lantern with him so she wasn’t stuck hanging out with her husband when he’s all...let’s say mean was the nice way of putting it. Nurgle and him do not mix. At all.

As for Brennie… “My fucking gosh, I am a cow now, huh?” Brennie muttered as she sloshed her big boobers in her hands and pouted. She wasn’t pregnant, she offloaded all that converted milk on Willow, so why is she still constantly lactating? Unlike Willow and others who keep that default by choice, it was a mild inconvenience that she tried to keep in the bedroom.

At least it wasn’t a serious issue, beyond the fact that she’d recently discovered the joy of breast pregnancy. Wait, are her tits pregnant? No, Visi would’ve been able to tell, so why? Brennie sighed and then tried to get her mind off of her mams. A difficult prospect when they were always at the bottom of her vision. Wait. Hold on.

Bryan grunted when he morphed to male for the first time in a while. Nope! Still feeling sloshy, but it’s down there now. The fuck? He huffed and checked himself in the mirror, not at all surprised that the dress had turned into a dashing chest and ab-revealing coat and tight slacks. If he wore this to a party, he’d have the ladies all over him. Then again, his female form did that.

“Hey B-whoa~! Hey handsome! It’s been a while!” Vinnie joked playfully when she entered. “So Bryan, while Jane’s on the lookout for the hidden path to Treasure Planet, what are we gonna do besides avoid a cataclysmic orgy?” Vinnie asked her husband and the dashing dracowolf scratched at his goatee, idly frowning at the instinctive addition since it’s been a while.

“I’m not sure, sweetheart. Apparently, I can’t stop producing milk and as a male, my balls feel way too fucking big.” Bryan replied with a huff, scratching at his crotch area.

“Are you saying you need to offload?” Vinnie asked with an eyebrow wiggle and smirk.

“That’s the thing, though. I shouldn’t need to. I always believed we were in better control of ourselves than our lovers. Then we get involved again and discover that, over time, we might be nearly as bad ourselves now.” Bryan stated as he looked down his big firm pecs, past his washboard abs to his clothed groin, where he felt his Inventory-hiding semen spheres slosh.

“Hm, yeah. Had it gotten worse in your case, because you’re a Sex God now?” Vinnie wondered and the dracowolf nodded. “Then what about me? Am I just this much of a slut or is it because I have so many Aspects that synergize with me?” Bryan wanted to say she wasn’t a slut, but held his tongue. Honestly, all of them were sluts in their own way by now. It just depended on what they were thirsty for. Like knowledge for Twilight or video games for Willow.

“Yes~ we all are sluts!” Schrodinger cheered from Vinnie’s boobs, only to get gently pushed back in by Bryan, Vinnie was too amused to do so right away.

“…True, but I also believe it was from that time you first carried the Aspect of Life.” Bryan pointed out and Vinnie looked sad. “I know you were so well attuned to it, but you couldn’t stop trying to make bunnies. Now it’s with Visi and she’s able to restrain herself...better.” Bryan smirked, unable to ignore the memory of his now frequently horny and baby-hungry wife.

“I know and she’s so hot for being able to say no to herself. How about I go get her and we reward her?” Vinnie fluttered her eyes at him and Bryan snorted.

“Yeah, I think we should reward her. Romantically.” When was the last time they did anything romantic? Too damn long. That’s why Penta begged Kevin for vanilla sex!

“How? The Blade doesn’t have a restaurant.” Vinnie asked ditzily and Bryan closed his eyes.

“Vinnie, we can cook.” Bryan huffed and then Vinnie pulled him towards the kitchen.