Beat Hazard

Finally, back to the plot! Also, I introduce a new concept into the story, it will play a major role and is reference from the story Three of Me vs. School Society

"When do we start this tour stuff again? I just bought Tewwewia(If you figure out this parody, I will deem you a god) and I want to play it with Prince!" I complained.

"Two weeks brother, besides, how did you buy Tewwawia when we had sex all last night? I mean damn we woke up the house next to us!" Vinyl replied.

Prince suddenly jerked up from his bed.

"I don't know, but I feel that Starbass had sex all last night....."

"That was all night, it felt like one hour." I said.

"I think your crotch got numb." Vinyl answered.

"Can we stop talking about this... seriously, describing it is wrong." I asked.

"Pussy!" Vinyl teased.

[OH YOU JUSS GOT PUSSY WHIPPED!]

"What was that?" I asked.

"What was what?" Vinyl asked.

"I heard a voice, sounded like my voice actually." I explained.

"Oh that must be your conscience! You're telling me you didn't notice your conscience?" Vinyl asked annoyed.

[Yeah who the hell doesn't realize for twenty-three years that they have a conscience? Clueless as fuck!]

"My consciences are assholes. Can I sell them?" I asked.

[Can I get a Playcolt magazine?]

"Dude, you're born with em, selling them would also get rid of your intelligence, and no intelligence equals no mares." Vinyl explained.

"Consciences can communicate with other consciences?" I asked.

"Yeah but ponies can't see any other consciences but theirs. I suddenly feel horny." Vinyl answered

"THEY'RE FUCKING!" I screamed out.

"One of my consciences said something about the other is talking to your evil conscience and now they're fucking, a lot of fucking in this chapter." I explained.

"Good, I thought you saw Lyra and Bon-Bon doing it on the street again." Vinyl said relieved.

"Anyways.....how do I communicate with them?" I asked.

"Think a statement, get answered." Vinyl explained.

"That's gonna break a damn sweat."