Beat Hazard

Sorry for not updating in a while, been really busy with school.

"Prince, be a homie and make me a Hamdrax please." I asked through the headset.

"Dude, I'm your best friend, not your Tewwawia bitch, make one yourself!" Prince replied.

"WELL GODDAMMIT I DUNNO HOW TO!" I screamed.

"Sweet Celestia, stop having your period!" Vinyl poked her head in.

[Pussy Whipped]

Quick intermission, remember my two consciences? Well:

[My conscience Inferno talks like this in bold]

{I respond to them like this}

"So uh, I'm gonna take a break, wanna meet me at the cafe?" I asked Prince.

"Sure...."

I took off the headset and walked over to my room.

"Alright, let's do this!" (Access Crib)

15 Minutes Later

[Definition of gay right there]

[Tickle my nickle you pickle]

{SHUTUP}

{Can I sit outside of a cafe for 1 minute without you two criticizing me!}

[Who the fuck says "Access Crib to change your appearance. Life isn't a damn video game!]

{Buck you to the moon}

"Hey Starbass!" Prince called.

"Ohai there." I replied.

"So how's life with Vinyl?"

[Heaven]

"Lemme put it like this, eight condoms." I boasted.

[Now subtract eight from that]

{Is it possible for you to shut the buck up for ten seconds?}

"Well, me and Pearl, er, converted your room into a gaming room, oh and you left these." He said tossing me a box full of all my porn.

[One gay foal bro]

"Hey Prince, can you uh turn around for a second." I asked. He followed the command. I then took my hoof, turned him back around, hoofed him in the face so that he flew up, and bucked him the foal giver.

[Testicular pony-slaughter bitch]

"OH FUCK WHAT THE HELL MAN SWEET BUCKING CELESTIA IT HUUUURTS!" Prince yelped in pain.

"So you wanted a mocha right?"