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Ponyville's Pragmatic Posse

by scrungusbungus
An HIE / Anon Romance story involving Starlight Glimmer, Sunset Shimmer and Trixie; the four souls this side of Equestria that share an appreciation for sarcasm, pragmatism, and a healthy dose of being judgemental.

An HIE / Anon Collection of Stories involving the four most Pragmatic, Sarcastic and Judgmental characters this side of Ponyville; Anon, Sunset Shimmer, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie. Chapters that start with M - are HORNY

*Canon Changes: Sunset Shimmer has been living on the Earth that Anon is originally from, instead of a High School AU; so no Equestria Girls. Historians say Starlight and Trixie were "Roommates".

Princess Twilight is happy to see... some kind of friendship blooming between her more troubled acquaintances; her "Students". Only one actually really fit the bill, being Starlight, but the others lived at the Castle of Friendship for their own uses.

The four have formed a fairly tight, if complex friend group. They don't have too many friends outside of each other, but Twilight is content that they make the effort where they can. Mostly. They argue and insult each-other a lot, for a friend group.

At first, Twilight thought it was Anon's terrible manners rubbing off on them, considering how the group now heavily uses Earth-related profanities. Until she realized, they all kind of rub off on each-other the wrong way. Anon is an all-around ass. Sunset is willing to ditch everyone else for her own interests. Starlight still thinks she knows better than anyone, and that she's smarter. Trixie is Trixie, still; stubborn, sarcastic and egotistical. Three Ex-Villains, and an Asshole.

She should probably address that...

Incomplete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Romance
Sex
Profanity
Violence
Slice of Life
Alternate Universe
Human
Narcotics
 
TSSTA

10548 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read

6 Chapters:

  1. Wet Wizards 2024-02-17 10:38:02 UTC
    1665
  2. My bitch autistic 2024-02-17 19:48:57 UTC
    1489
  3. friendship lesson 2024-02-18 11:10:44 UTC
    1476
  4. gambling night 2024-02-19 20:17:14 UTC
    1182
  5. M - a little help 2024-02-20 10:28:20 UTC
    3333
  6. throwing shade from the balcony 2024-02-22 05:51:05 UTC
    1403