Two Pinkie Pie clone were having fun in the forest...

''Fun!''

''Fun!''

Traveler and Luna were reliving the past...

''I'm a monster...''

''Calm down Traveler!''

Another Pinkie Pie sucked out, every energy from the random Stallion...

''That was FUN!''

Twilight in her library was doing a research, to find a solution for the Pinkie Pie problem...

''This makes no sense!''

Spike looked confused, when he looked inside a random house and spotted Pinkie and a random Stallion in one bed...

''Weird...'' He commented and pulled up his 'Traveler outfit' 's hood. His eyes widened in realization. ''Oh... man...''

Princess Celestia was in her bed and that's just bucking it... nothing interesting happening in her room... nope...

''Guard, do the 85th Pegasus Move! This princess is ready for this evening...''

''With pleasure, your Highness.''

''Literally...''

Applejack couldn't sleep, because of her dreams about Sprint...

''He must be a fine stallion...''

''Granny! What 'n tartarus ar' ya' doin' 'ere?''

''Hehhehee... Ah remember when ah was at yo' age sugarcube. An' the stallion of mah dreams woke me up every dang nigh'.

''Wh... what ar' you talkin' 'bout Granny?''

''Ahhahha! Yo' made some pretty loud noises in 'ere.''

''Ah didn'!''

''Calm do'n Applejack! It's part of growin' up, to a pretty mare. Big Mac went through th' same a few years ago an' now he's th' colt of tha town.

''Eeyap...'' Called Big Macintosh from the other room, trying to cover his ears from his sister's whimpers.

''Sis, ar' ya' hurt?'' Appeared in the doorway, a sleepy Applebloom.

''AH, horseapples!''

Rainbow was trying her best, to collect all the missing (pages) Pinkie Pies in the forest...

''Pony back ride!'' The Pinkie Pies cheered and Dash facehoofed.

''Okay, just once...''

All the Pinkie Pies jumped on top of her and Rainbow Dash tried to stay afloat...

Fluttershy was still having a tea time, along with her animal friends... even if it was the middle of the night...

''Oh, it's time for the dessert!'' She said and all the night animals cheered in their animal voice...

Rarity looked like a mess. The Pinkie Pie incident outside her house was keeping her awake.

''If I don't get my beauty sleep, I will simply CAN'T finish the dresses!'' And she dramatically fell onto her bed, doing dramatical things, like crying dramatically and dramatically holding a hoof to her forehead, while dramatically talking about the worst possible thing...

The town was full of colorful and talking ponies... oh wait, that isn't an unusual thing!

So Equestria was screwed and the only pony who could save the day was-

''PYROMANCER! WEEEEEEE~''

... yes, him. Did he just interrupted me? He can't have the ability to break the forth wall! I have special plans to do that!

''Wow, I have a feeling I bucked up someone's plans...''

MY PLANS!
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Rainbow Dash heard the shout and looked up under the pile of Pinkie Pies. ''HEY! A LITTLE HELP OVER HERE!'' She shouted.

Pyromancer looked down and spotted the pile of Pinkie Pies and the helpless Rainbow Dash. He wasted no time, dived towards her, his mane and tail burning. The streak behind him illuminated the night sky and this draw too much attention.

''Go minions! Get the random pegasus, who randomly appeared in the story, because the author thinks it's a good idea! Eliminate him and I will be the only random character in this story! FORWAAAARD!''

And all the Pinkie Pies charged towards the burning streak in the sky...

Pyromancer slammed into the Pinkie Pies, knocking them down from Rainbow Dash. The pink bodies flew at every direction and all of them had their eyes go 'derp'...

Pyromancer made a pose, trying to look impressive. He stood in front of Rainbow Dash and held out a hoof for her. ''Having a gang bang in the forest? Kinky...''

Rainbow shoved away his hoof and jumped up. ''What the hay are you talking about, they assaulted me! Okay it looked like that but Pinkie is my friend not my mate!'' Pyromancer started looking over himself, like he was trying to find something. ''What are you doing?''

Pyromancer shrugged. ''I was looking for a buck to give, but I couldn't find any...''

Rainbow snapped and tackled him to the ground. ''What did you say to me?!'' She yelled at him.

''I like where it's going...'' He said, simply.

Rainbow stopped and realized what kind of position they were in. She was sitting on his lap, hooves on his neck and wings extended. Pyromancer's wings soon followed her wings movement, extending on the ground.

She jumped off and turned away from him. ''You hold your tongue about this!''

'''Kay. I'm actually interested in the Night Angel, so...'' He trailed off, shrugging.

''Who?''

''The Night Angel! Me and that Spirit went high and she appeared. Damn, she has a nice flaAAAAANK!'' He was interrupted again, when Dash tackled him to the ground... for the second time...

''That's Princess Luna! Where is she?! Where is Traveler?!'' She half shouted at him, in an urgent voice.

Pyromancer grunted, as he landed on the ground. ''Yeez gurl! If you want to rape me, then make your first move already!''
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In Canterlot Castle, a guard walked out from Celestia's chambers. He was covered in gold and looked dead tired.

''Thank you guard for accompanying me for the whole night. This painting wouldn't be able to finish itself, if not for you.'' Celestia thanked the guard.

''I'm trained to stay still for a day, your highness! It's my duty, to act like a statue and guard the Castle with my intimidating posture. And it was my honor, to help the Princess.'' The guard answered, glad to help out the princess.

''Very well, guard. If you excuse me, I need to finish the last touches...'' Celestia nodded at the guard, pleased with his answer.

''Certainly, your highness!'' He bowed and went back to duty.

Celestia closed her door and walked up to her painting. She levitated the painting hat onto a little stool, which she got from Prance and looked over her work. A golden stallion, wearing the full body armor on him and looking serious. The golden stallion was doing an impressive pose, wings extended and front hooves lifted up from the ground. She was happy, that the guard didn't find creepy, that she invited him to her chambers for the whole night.

''If I recall, we did joked about it. My, if anypony would heard this, than that somepony would probably misunderstood the whole night's conversation.'' She giggled and signed under her masterpiece.

After she packed away her painting tools and every other stuff she used, she looked outside. It was still early to raise the sun, so she went to her bed and quickly fell asleep, trying to get as much rest as she can...
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''You... you... you're creepy and really weird, you know that?''

''Nnope...'' Pyromancer answered, after he told Dash, how he left the Princess of the Night and Traveler in the cave.

Flashback...

Pyromancer stared at the blue, 'night' flame, next to the green, purple, red, and blue flame. He never saw anything like that, so he just stared in amazement. Even if it was a burning flame, he felt kinda cold, but calmed nonetheless.

''Angel of the Night...'' He said quietly, not wanting to disturb the honorable presence of the great flame.

He watched, as the blue flame slowly died out, then fully disappeared. He felt disappointed, so he left the cave and decided to let go of his disappointment and anger. He flew and flew and flew, mane and tail burning. Though he felt something slamming against him, but he ignored it. He loved the feeling of being unstoppable and he just kept going forward.

As he flew higher, the effect of the stuff he smoked, started to worn out. His vision changed and he found himself above the clouds. As he looked down, the Everfree Forest was on fire. ''Wow... guess that's why they call me PYROMANCER! WEEEEEE~!''

He heard a mare shouting for help and spotted the Pinkie Pies, on top of Rainbow Dash. ''This is a crime, no one rapes a mare, except Gravity...'' He muttered to himself and freed Rainbow Dash from the gang bang.

''My hero! Here, take my body as my gratitude!'' Rainbow Dash said and stayed on the ground, legs sprawled out.

He grinned and was about to-

''DUDE! WHAT THE HAY! I DIDN'T SAY THAT!''

Flashback over

''Who said that you didn't say that?'' Pyromancer asked, raising an eyebrow at Rainbow Dash.

''Oh I don't know... ME!'' Rainbow shouted, blushing. ''This didn't happen and if you dare to tell this to the others, I'm gonna show your face under the ground!''

''I know it didn't happen, I'm just telling my story, when I was high...'' Pyromancer explained, like it was an absolutely okay situation.

Rainbow groaned and facehoofed.

They continued walking in the forest. Rainbow followed him, since he knew where Traveler and Luna were. As they were walking, they soon heard the ground shaking and the cheerful laughter and shouts.

Rainbow looked back and spotted another horde of Pinkie Pies. ''They're coming!''

''HA! They what?!'' Pyromancer laughed and looked amused at Rainbow Dash.

''NOT LIKE THAT YOU JERK! RUN!''

The two shot out like bullets. Pyromancer leaving his signature streak behind him and Rainbow soon reaching her maximum speed. After a loud explosion, both of them were dodging the trees, at break neck speed. Dive under, dodge to the sides, slip over and break through, they kept going between the trees and branches.

They already left behind the Pinkie Pies, but their stunts and tricks kept them going. They really enjoyed the speed, the danger and adrenaline. The streaks they left were a pretty amazing sight and they even worked together. Like an air performance...

There was that one time, when both of them dodged the same branch. Rainbow went over it and Pyromancer dived under it. As they kept flying, a tree was blocking their way and they dodged it from both sides. Before they could slam against each other, they turned their bodies with 180 degrees and Dash flew over Pyromancer.

Both of them wore that daredevil expressions, as they passed each other, a few inches between them...

They span around several times, before they recollected themselves and continued flying. Two tree came after the previous one and they flew around them, from both sides. They recollected themselves and were about to continue flying, when they took a sharp turn towards each other. Before they could slam against each other, they turned their bodies with ninety degrees and continued flying, while looking at the other one in the eye.

Again, they exchanged looks. Rainbow really enjoyed their performance and it was visible. Pyromancer had... well... he wore some kind of face... let's just say that...

A big wall of branches blocked their ways and they used their hooves, to push away each other, just in time, before they could crash into the branches. Again, they flew back next to each other and they found themselves on a clearer path. Just a few branches and trees, easily dodgeable. (It's not a word...)

''WOOOOHHHOOOOO! THAT IS AWESOME!'' Shouted Pyromancer, trying to be louder than the wind.

''I must say: Even if you're dumb, you can fly pretty good!'' Rainbow shouted back, impressed how easily they worked together.

''I TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT!'' Pyromancer grinned evilly.

There was a small gap between two trees and it was only wide enough for one pegasus. But Pyromancer had other plans.

''WANNA DO SOMETHING WILD?!''

''I guess you don't mean it in that way!'' Shouted back Rainbow, raising her eyebrow.

''OF COURSE NOT! LET'S FLY THROUGH THAT TIGHT HOLE TOGETHER!'' He explained.

''And you just have to say that!'' Shook her head Rainbow Dash, but knew what he was trying to do.

So again, the two pegasi closed the gap between them, ninety degree turn, smirking at each other and they started spinning. They streaks got mixed together, making the whole trick even more dazzling. The gap started to get really close and Pyromancer tried to close the gap between him and Rainbow. But she held him back with her hooves. ''In you're dreams big boy!''

Pyromancer just grinned. ''YOU THOUGHT I WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OUR POSITION?! COME OOOON I'M NOT LIKE THAT!'' Pyromancer pouted, jokingly.

''I can hear you talking, but you still trying to get closer!'' Rainbow looked at him, a knowing smile formed on her lips. Then the daredevil smirk returned... ''Tree, incoming!''

The two moved their heads forward, trying to not get their skulls smashed to pieces. But Pyromancer sticked out too much and blasted down a small chunk from the tree... and a branch stuck onto his head...

''OH MY GOSH! Are you alright?!'' Rainbow's eyes widened, starting to regret for not letting him just a little bit closer. Even if he would do something a little bit naughty...

''I HAVE A HAT BITCHES!'' Pyromancer shouted, as the branch on his head wouldn't let go of his forehead. Its leaves were covering his line of sight, but he continued flying anyways...

Rainbow soon started laughing too, as Pyromancer kept on bragging about his new hat...
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Celestia waited for her sister to go to sleep. She usually waited for her sister to start lowering the moon, since Luna enjoyed staying up. Even if she was the Night Alicorn, she enjoyed both daylight and moonlight.

That's why Celestia waited patiently for her sister. She always let her little sister staying up as longs as she can. She was gone for a really long time and only a few years went by. So when Celestia felt her sister, lowering the moon, she would raise the sun.

And vice versa. Celestia usually lowers the sun early, letting her sister to start her shift earlier. Celestia doesn't mind her, not like she had anything for the night, that needs the sunlight. This also gave her more time to sleep and get some rest, after a long day.

But most importantly... it made Luna happy...

And if Luna was happy... she was happy...

So Celestia waited and waited...
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They continued flying and the number of trees started to decrease. The path where they were flying, started to get brighter, as the end of the forest started to get closer.

''I CAN SEE THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL!'' Pyromancer shouted, his awesome branch hat still covering his eyes.

''Are you dying?!'' Asked Rainbow Dash, looking confused.

His answer was pretty normal... ''I HAVE NO IDEA!''

The light started to get brighter and they reached their ends...

''Their ends? Author, you should stop saying these suggestive lines!''

Pinkie! You're blocking the view!

''Oh! Sorry, go on!''

Ahem... And so they left the last trees behind them and they found themselves at...

''Ponyville...?'' Rainbow Dash muttered, dumbfounded.

Pyromancer did not stop and went through a house. In that house, a stallion was tied to a bed, a cloth in his mouth, preventing him from screaming. A Pinkie Pie clone was sitting on top of him, grinning down at the poor and random stallion.

Rainbow's mouth dropped, her eyes widened and she looked absolutely lost. Meanwhile, Pyromancer was picking himself up from the ground, after he went through a bedroom, a living room and finally stopped rolling on the street. His hat intact of course... ''At least my hat was on me...''

''Are you bucking KIDDING ME?!'' Shouted a frustrated Rainbow Dash.

''No, my hat actually protected me.'' Replied Pyromancer.

''NOT THAT YOU IDIOT! YOU BROUGHT ME BACK TO PONYVILLE, INSTEAD OF BRINGING ME TO TRAVELER!'' Rainbow's face was red from the anger.

''You actually said: Bring me to the source of the problems!'' Pyromancer corrected.

''AND BY THAT, I MEANT TRAVELER! IF HE IS NOT HERE, THEN WE ARE DOOMED! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT YOURSELF?!'' Rainbow shouted, even more angrier.

Pyromancer glanced up at his hat, blowing away some of the leaves from his eyes. ''My hat is the best hat...''

Rainbow cried out and gave chase after Pyromancer, who tried to get away from the angry pegasus, screaming his lungs out...
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''Sister, where are you?''

Celestia said out loud, glancing at the clock in her room. The sun supposed to be raised already and Luna was late. A hour ago, Celestia looked into Luna's room, only to find it empty. Luna went to somewhere and Celestia had no idea where she could go.

Eventually, she decided to raise the sun, since the ponies had to start the day already. As the sun caught up with the time, she could hear much more noise from outside the Castle. Seeing that she has to start her shift, Celestia started walking to the throne room, ready to listen to the nobel ponies complains.
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As Rainbow and Pyromancer were still playing their first round of tag, the citizens of Ponyville woke up. But the poor and random stallion lived in a far away house, on the edge of Ponyville and that's why nopony heard anything from there. And the kinky clone Pinkie still had tons of energy...

''OUT OF THE WAY!''

Both Rainbow and Pyromancer shouted and the town folks tried their best to avoid getting hit by a fast pegasus. Even if they were taking this seriously, both of them couldn't miss a chance to show off their tricks. Flying amongst the crowd, between the alleys and flying through Applejacks apple stand... the latter pissed off the mare and she gave chase after the two...

And to the top of the chaos, the clone Pinkie Pies came back...

Soon, the whole town turned upside down... again... so that means it's downside up? Nah, probably not... Let's just say, the chaos was too much to describe...

And the new hero of the day...

''Twilight, are you sure you got it right? What if we send the real Pinkie back?'' Asked Spike, still wearing his 'Traveler gear'...

''This is our only chance, Spike. You don't have to understand this, since you're just a baby-'' Twilight started to explain...

''Understood...'' Spike answered, voice deeper and his hood on.

''Oh... uhm... okay...''

''GET BACK HERE!''

''NO SHIT!''

''Both of ya' can stop ragh' 'ere!''

Pyromancer, Rainbow Dash and Applejack ran by Twilight's library and the unicorn and badflank dragon just stood there, confused. Spike was the one, who broke the silence. ''Let's get down to business...''

''Right.'' Twilight said and Spike climbed on top of her back, exactly how Traveler would do it.

So the five ran around Ponyville, chasing each other, coming in one door and going out on the other side of the street and all the impossible stuff. Only Spike found it ridiculous...

Their little show draw the attention of Pinkie Pies, before they could go to the Sweet Apple Acres and ruin their farm and barn. Giggling and bouncing, they went back to Ponyville...

''Go minions, I have to take care of a really big problem!'' The True Pinkie Pie said and quickly ran inside Sugarcube Corner and into the Fillies Room...

And the other Pinkie Pies followed the funny chasing, which could be placed in a comedy movie...
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''So... what was that all about?''

Rainbow Dash, Pyromancer and Applejack exchanged looks, before all three of them started talking at the same time.

''At first, this bitch tried to rape me... twice and then kill me with branches. But my hat was the best hat and I survived and I want taco. I did not get such a thing by you. The Night Angel was in my head, you're ugly! So your arguement is invalid! DON'T YELL INTO MY EARS!''
''This jerk tried to be a hero and expected me to do something really nasty with him, while he got a huge wingboner by my look. What did you call me?! I'm gonna get you for that, when these ropes release us! AJ, get these ropes off me! BOTH OF YOU CAN STOP SCREAMING!''
''They wer' out tha control Twi. They nearly ruin' mah apple stand an' they didn' stop, when Ah asked 'em. Well, Ah'll be honest with ya, but AH'M ALL TIED UP TOO!''

''ENOUGH!'' Roared Spike, silencing the whole argument.

''Thank you Spike.'' Nodded Twilight at Spike and cleared her throat. ''Listen up, I have an idea, about: How to get rid of these Pinkie Pies!'' She declared and started explaining.

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''Wow, this plan is awesome and I can take a nap, while you guys do that!''

''Why Twilight, that's a darn good idea!''

''I don't like the way you're looking at me...''

Everypony looked at Pyromancer and Twilight. She was looking at him strangely and soon a wide grin formed on her face. ''I have plans for you...'' She said and untied Applejack, then Rainbow. The farm mare held back Rainbow, from hurting the now, scared Pyromancer...

''I'm bucked...''

And there went our burning pegasus, trying many things to free himself. Igniting his tail and mane was nothing for Twilight's magic, or for a bucked of water. Screaming was a bad idea too, since Applejack had a lot of apples. And squirming was the worst idea, because Rainbow looked small, but her hits can hurt really much.

Just as his mind started to get filled with rape images and all the kinky stuff, they placed him on a stage and all the Pinkie Pies swarmed inside. He spitted out the apple and started yelling. ''YOU WANT ME TO SATISFY ALL OF THEM?! I CAN DEAL WITH YOU THREE, BUT THEY ARE PINKIE PIES!''

The girls looked at each other and Traveler Spike faceclawed. ''I know how to deal with him...'' Spoke up Rainbow Dash and kicked him in a place.

(And now imagine the Scout's voice from Team Fortress 2...)

''MY BALLS!''
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It was a miracle, when Pyromancer finally calmed down and agreed to help. He just had to do some funny and random things. How hard it can be? If a Pinkie Pie laughs, then that one have to go. If they can hold back their laughter, since they saw enough random things in their lives, then one of them is the real Pinkie Pie. They just have to find that one...

His first trick was igniting his tail and mane. Half of the Pinkie Pies wanted to run up to him and have some 'fun' with him, but Twilight sent them home... and by that, she made them vanish from existence...

''Oh... my...''

The girls, Pyromancer and Traveler Spike turned towards the entrance. There stood Rarity and Fluttershy, dumbfounded by the scene. Pyromancer got an idea...

He pulled out some kind of red shampoo thing and presented it to the others. He crashed himself into a sink, somewhere behind the stage, where some bathrooms were and came back with a towel around him. He put on the most heart stealingly sexy face and said...

''Hello ladies... wanna taste the power of Old Spice?''

''YAAAAY! LET'S HAVE FUN!''

Twilight quickly shot the Pinkie Pies, who wanted to have fun with Pyromancer. Now only the quarter of the Pinkie Pies remained and Pyromancer tried his best to show the most funniest and randomest for his audience.

Meanwhile, Rainbow and Applejack explained to Rarity and Fluttershy what is happening and why is the blue pegasus eying Fluttershy.

Before Rarity can say something about 'Eying a mare like that is not nice', Pyromancer shrugged and trotted up to them. He pulled Fluttershy close to him and whispered something into her ears. And of course, she blushed by his gesture...

After Pyromancer trotted back to the middle of the stage, Fluttershy sighed and followed him. Pyromancer grinned and pulled out two sunglasses out of nowhere. He adjusted his position to look even more cooler and but on a serious face. (Something like that ---> >:-| )

He poked Fluttershy in her side, making her yelp and extend her wings, wide. He pulled a rope from the side of the stage and every curtain on the windows blocked out the sun, making the room pitch dark. Then he hid behind Fluttershy and ignited his mane and tail. Fluttershy used her stare to look intimidating, as the flames behind her made her appearance even more scary.

The Pinkie Pies watched in awe, as they found the scary scene, simply amazing. When the curtains moved away from the windows, Pyromancer stopped burning and some sweat rolled down from his forehead.

''Well... that was arousing and hot...'' He commented and one Pinkie couldn't hold back her laughter. Twilight shot her with that disappearing spell and silence filled the room, very quickly. ''Boy, that escalated quickly...''
Two more Pinkie Pies...

He noticed the scorch marks on the stage and hummed. ''Looks like something is...'' He put on the sunglasses and poked Fluttershy too, alerting her about his plan.

After she quickly put on the sunglasses, Pyromancer continued his quote, while holding his serious face...

''Burning...''

''Yaaaaaaaay!''
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A lot of Pinkie Pies cheered and all of them went after their teammates too. Pyromancer whispered something into Fluttershy's ears and she looked confused. But she knew better than questioning the strange pegasus.

She stepped forward, shrugged and spoke up...

''Hey... stay out of my shed...'' She said it in an innocent voice and fluttered her wings and eyelashes...

Half of the present Pinkie Pies had to leave... we will always remember all of you...
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Celestia had a hard time, keeping her nerves in check. Her sister was missing and she had to find her. But where could she be? Where could Luna went? Did she visit somepony?

... or someone...

''I am terribly sorry Captain Highclaw, but we have to cut short this meeting. There is an urgent case, which I have to solve immediately...''

Celestia stood up and trotted out of the throne room, leaving a surprised griffin alone...
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Pyromancer had a hard time, trying to think of random things... no... making up random things. He wasn't a comedian, he was just Pyromancer, just like Pinkie Pie being Pinkie Pie.

''Somepony called me?''

All eyes turned towards the entrance door, where the real Pinkie Pie realized her mistake...
Twilight grabbed her with a simple levitation spell and placed her on the front of the audience. She shrugged and watched Pyromancers attempts at making up random stuff.

Rainbow started to get frustrated. ''Come on, I can do better than you!''

Pyromancer pulled out a wizard hat from somewhere. ''Bitch, I'm a wizard!''

While two Pinkie Pie had to leave, the real one just rolled her eyes.

Rainbow frowned at him. ''Say it again, I dare you!''

''Wrong! Say it, I dare you! No shit, I double dare you, mother fucka!'' He retorted, making two Pinkie Pie to lose their lives and the real one to facehoof. Rainbow decided to just stay silent, seeing as he got the hang of it again.

''Does she look like a bitch?!'' Pyromancer pointed at Rarity, who was about to hand him out (hoof out?) , with ladylike words, for saying something like that...

That's when something unexpected happened...

Princess Celestia landed at the entrance, making the light outside shining inside even more brighter. She looked surprised to see more than one Pinkie Pie.

''Buck the police!'' Pyromancer shouted and jumped out of the window, leaving a now confused Celestia.

''Princess, what's wrong?'' Asked Twilight.

''Oh, she's here because Luna disappeared and now she needs our help to find her.'' Spoke up Pinkie Pie, before she could stop herself.

The girls looked at the other Pinkie Pies, who were busy laughing at Pyromancers act. Twilight quickly made them disappear and trotted up to her mentor. ''Does it true, Princess?''

''Indeed, Twilight Sparkle. Luna haven't showed up this morning and I'm afraid Traveler has something to do with it...''

''Ah knew we shouldn' thrus' in 'im. Aftah what he did wit' that Sombra...'' Applejack trailed off.

''He had his own reason to do that...'' Corrected her Traveler Spike, still sounding serious.

''And I didn't even say a single thanks for him. Now he's probably angry at us...'' Twilight looked down in shame.

''I don't know Twi, he refused to help us, but he didn't hurt me yesterday. He just... left... and went to hide from Pinkie Pie, I think...'' Rainbow said, thoughtfully.

''Oh yeah, he was inside the Everfree Forest, really deep. Well, I would send my minions after him, but Twilight banned them from the server...'' Pinkie smiled happily, while she received strange stares...

''Well... I think that's it. We have to find Traveler! Luna must be with him right now...'' Twilight said and the others agreed.

''Thank you, my little ponies. I appreciate your help.'' Bowed Celestia and the mane six and Traveler Spike bowed too.

''Hey! Pyromancer knows where he is! I'm gonna catch him and we can find Traveler after that!'' Rainbow spoke up and the others agreed.

''My faithful student!'' Celestia picked up Twilight's attention. ''Would you kindly fill me in with some information? I have to catch up with all of you...'' She admitted.

''Of course Princess!'' Answered Twilight, happy to help her mentor.
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Pyromancer arrived at the cave, panting. He just had enough time, to go to that random stallion and say 'DED!' at the passed out and his over raped body... and only after that, he decided to go back to the cave...

Thankfully, he never told to Rainbow Dash, where Traveler and Luna were. Speaking of Luna, she was still in the same position.

Inside Pyromancer's head, something snapped, as she saw Luna from behind. Her head was still bent down, touching Traveler with her horn. And she just stood there, motionlessly.

Pyromancer made his first move...

He dived behind a rock and looked at his target. A strange smile on his face...

Then he rolled to the other side of the cave and grinned creepily...

Suddenly, his head popped out from the ground, like it was a trap door and grinned evilly...

Pulling back his head under the ground, for some unknown reasons, he was hovering behind Luna, a bit higher than her...

''Surprise, butt sex...''

As the words left his mouth, Luna stirred and both her and Traveler woke up...

''Agh, for the love of buck!''

Author's Note

Well... i don't really know what to say. Here's the chapter, random as buck and I kinda got the hang of Applejack's and Celestia's lines. I enjoyed writing their lines, very much...

After this, you all can guess what happens... explanation time with Luna, Traveler and Pyromancer. Also, as all of you can see, I'm jumping from place to place. You saw that at the 'Ancient Castle' scenes and that meant something big will happen. And since I'm doing it again, that means: ''Something big is going to happen!''

But that is enough for you about future chapters. No spoilers from now...

Hope you enjoyed this and have a good night!

PS.: I use so many sex jokes lately... this means something too... *Hint* Hint*

PSS.: I think I rushed the editing. If you see a mistake, then I apologize! kinda tired after school...
Oh! And leave a random comment please, because this chapter is random... makes sense, right?