Daniel Book 3- Life in Ponyville

Daniel walked through the gates of Sweet Apple Acres, hoping that Applejack maybe had some sort of work for him to do, Daniel started towards the house, when suddenly the wind was knocked out of him due to somepony ramming into his side. Something red flashed by him, Daniel got up coughing and gasping for air, and looking around for his attacker he saw a red pony charging right at him, he stepped to the side, and the pony ran into a tree. "Wait!" Daniel yelled.

"Nope!" The pony yelled, Daniel flipped over the pony as he charged Daniel once more

"I'm just looking for Applejack!" Daniel yelled, that only seemed to enrage the pony even more.

"Nope!" The pony yelled even louder, and charged at Daniel. Daniel didn't want to fight anymore, but it seemed he didn't have a choice. The pony charged once more, and Daniel again jumped over him.

"I'm just looking for some work to do!" The pony charged again, and again Daniel dodged.

"Nope!" He yelled once again.

"Come on! I'm not looking for bits, I'm just looking for something to do!" Daniel complained. The pony charged again, this was getting old. You can guess what he said next.

"Nope!"

"Oh come on!" Daniel yelled, he saw that the pony's cutie mark was half of an apple slice. The pony charged again, Daniel dodged again. "Geez, judging by your cutie mark thing, you must be related to her." Daniel said.

"Eeyup!" Charge, dodge.

"Well Applejack and Applebloom sure didn't attack on sight when I met them!" Daniel yelled. Charge, dodge. "Oh come on! I'm in Applebloom's class, if that helps." Daniel said.

"Nope!" Charge, dodge.

"This is getting old, could you please stop and at least tell me why you're attacking? I seriously don't get that, do you attack everybody who comes here? How do you make money?" Charge, dodge. "I came here offering to work for free! Just give me a freaking job! I don't care!" Charge, dodge. "Come on! Is it because of how I look? I can look like a pony to!" Charge, dodge. Daniel shifted into his alicorn form. The red pony stopped midway in his charge with a flabbergasted look on his face.

"Huh?" Was all that he said. That was enough for Daniel.

"So, can I work here, or wha- what's that smell, holy crap, jeez, my, my, uh, I'll just be going now." Daniel said, a wierd smell in the air giving him a slight erection. "Crap, whatever you got going on with that smell, I suggest you get rid of it, it's kind of, uh, arousing." Daniel said sheepishly.

"Y-you've never smelt that before?" The red pony said. Daniel shook his head side to side.

"No, why?" He responded.

"I'll tell you this just once, mah sister Applejack is in heat, now I'll ask you kindly ta leave." The pony said, Daniel shrugged.

"That would explain it, by the way, my name's Daniel." Daniel said, going back into his normal form.

"Mah name's Macintosh Sari Apple, but you can call me Mig Mac, or Macintosh if ya'll want, now please leave." Daniel nodded at Big Mac, and turned and left.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A/N-- Shorter chapter I know, but hey, they can't all be long.