"Where the hell... Ah, here we go"

I say that out loud as I mindlessly walk through this weird castle.

I don't really know how long I've exactly meandered around, but I've finally reached what I assume to be an exit.

I struggle a bit with the door.

"Why the human doors, bruh? These horses don't know how to horse"

After a bit, I open the door and step out, into what looks like a big ass garden.

"Well, this is pretty"

You know what else is kinda cute? My voice.

"Wich I'm still getting used to, god, why couldn't I be a male? I would have at least had some familiarity with that" I say to myself as I walk towards a flower bed.

...

Horses and ponies eat.. flowers, and, grass.. right?

...

Pretty sure they do...

I reach a well tendered flower bed, and slowly but surely, start lowering my head towards the flowers.

I feel like a moron.

"Princess Celestia?" A male voice says next to me, almost as if proving my point.

I sigh as I pull my head back up to meet the source of the voice.

It's a snow white pony, wearing knight armor?

That's pretty funny looking.

Wonder what they would look like with swat gear?

...

Before I can conjure up some interesting day dreams, I remember that I need to respond.

"No, I'm" I start saying, but stop myself.

Now that I think about it, Micheal does not fit me anymore, does it?

Hm.

"Yep, that's me" I say to the pony.

I'll think of a new name later.

"Um, may.. I ask what exactly your doing?"

"Eating, the hell it look like?" I say, making the pony give me a confused look.

"Hey, give a girl a break would you? I didn't eat breakfast this morning"

"M- my apologies"

"So, did ya need something?"

"Well, aren't you supposed to be in court right now?"

"Court? Uh, sure, let me just call Saul"

"Who?"

"Nobody, just show me where it's at"

"Where, what's at?"

"Court, show me where it's at"

"If I may ask, aren't you supposed to know?"

"I can probably court martial your sorry ass for that private"

"M- my apologies princess" The knight pony says as he tenses up.

"Apology accepted, now, can you show me where court is?"

"Yes, princess" The knight says as we make our way back to the castle.

Dam, I'm not even sure if I have any authority, but I'm already commanding other pony's? And it's working?

Oh man. They better not have me do anything important, or else I'm bout to have a homelander level power trip.

Luna stopped walking and began staring at twilight, bewildered.

"She's, my sister?"

"I think so, that's what she told me"

...

"Well, it certainly didn't take you long to gather that information" Luna said with a chuckle as both alicorns started walking again.

'No wonder she's my sisters favorite' Luna thought to herself.

"What else did she tell you?"

"She said she was an.. American, wich I'm not sure what that is, and she said she was sent of to a war when you born" Twilight responded.

That certainly caught lunas interest.

She herself practically doesn't even remember her parents, just her and celestia fending for themselves.

If this was true, then not only was this new alicorn her eldest sister, but she had fought in a forgotten war?

If, it was true.

"Is this where she's staying?" Luna asked as they reached Michaels medical room.

"Yes"

"Good, we can ask her a few more questions while the doctor gets here" Luna said as she opened the door with her magic.

To see an empty room.

...

"Where is she?"

Twilight only stammered out a quick "uh oh" before scurrying off.

As I'm following this knight pony down a hallway, I spot a decorative vase full of flowers adorning a little stand on a wall.

...

I'm still hungry.

Suddenly, a golden glow surrounds the flowers, and they hover over to me.

"ooh"

The fact that I'm actually the one doing the magic doesn't even cross my mind as I begin chowing down on the flowers like there a scrumptious snack.

I do see multiple other knights, or, guards, whatever.

"Hey guys" I say as I continue eating the flowers I'm subconsciously levitating.

...

"Just saying , you'll be eating dead grass as rations during a war, so this is actually amazing not gonna lie" I say as we turn a corner.

...

"Is that true?" A random guard asked.

"I'm really hoping it's not" another responded.

After a bit more of walking, we eventually reach a big pair of doors.

Like, comically big.

"I'm assuming this is it?" I ask.

"Yes"

"Alright, thanks for the help"

"It was no problem princess" The pony says as I head to the doors.

"Alright, let's see what this whole court thing is about" I say as bang on the door with my hoof"

"Open the door!"

Author's Note

Sorry for the really short chapters.

Honestly, I feel like if I try to make em actually long, they'll just be filled with bad filler.

Also, is it hard to imagine Michaels dialogue with a celestia voice? It probably is.