For some time now, Robert I. Cowell has been living the wonderful life of a human in Equestria. That is, specifically, wandering about a seemingly endless continent, going place to place and making a living as a wanderer. Ideally, he would've much preferred settling back down in his old world and going about his bland and uneventful life, but he wasn't really in a spot to complain about that.

A first-person HiE slice of life story, one we've all constantly seen. Don't expect much from this.

Note (08/02/24): Added violence and gore tags. Notice, if you're worried about the gore tag, don't worry. There's only been one instance where I briefly mention gore. I don't plan on this story having so much gore.
Note (08/05/24): Removed Flim and Flam tag. They're done and dusted up. Could also say I added mystery tag but I ran out of blue tags.
Note(09/28/24): Dark Tag and Thriller Tag. I will put a trigger warning for brief moments of gore.