"So... not from an Apex Legends lootbox crate?" Rainbruh asked.

"No, I don't even play that game. Spike does, and he grinded for weeks trying to get it for me. Finally, after about six hundred hours, I told him to stop, and I just looked it up."

Plebie yapped, "Don't feel bad about it. We've all been there."

Rareyeet said, "For me, it was Mogwarts. Couldn't figure out that last sexy dragon boss fight for the life of me."

Yapplejack yapped, "Hellblade 2..."

Freddy Fazbear flexed, "I've never had to Google my way out of a tough video game."

Twilibidi said to Freddy, "That's because you're from a video game, Fred. Anyways, some delulu objects called the Elements of Harmony are the only things that can stop her, but I don't kno what they are, where to find them; I don't even kno if I'll get edibles or vapes when I next go to the dispensary!"

Plebie pogged Twilibidi on Battlefield, "Don'cha mean the Grimace of Harmony? Because here it is! A Reference Guide."

"Grimace! Ugh, I'd been looking for the wrong thing this whole time! Well played, Mog. How did your brain stay so rotten, Plebie?!"

Plebie posed for her victory, and yapped, "Because I'm a effin' G-hee!"

"Oh." Twilibidi looked through the guide. It was just like Spyro's, so that made things easy to navigate. "There are many different kinds of grimaces, the most popular being the shake, but all we need to worry about are six Grimaces of Harmony, but only five are accounted for: Cringing, Trolling, Gore, Gluttony and L-taking. The sixth was so dumb not even 12-year-old kids would have anything to do with it. It is said, the last known location of the five Grimaces was in the ancient Clout of the royal pone sisters. It is located in what is now..."

"The Extrafree Forest!"

They all stood at the edgy, edgy edge of the forest as though they were deadass getting ready to simp with its trees. Or at least Freddy sure was.

"Bruh," Rainbruh said.

"Whee! Let's go!" Plebie yapped.

"Not so fast." Twilibidi reasoned with all of them, "Look, I apprecyeet the offer, but I'd really rather go in solo. I'm good with a cardboard box. I'll just try posing as part of the cargo."

"No can do, sugarcube. Mog-Mare is the play tester of the new MGSΔ: SNAKE EATER game. We sure ain't lettin' any friend of ours go in facing that alone and with nuthin' but a cardboard box.

"Yapplejack," Twilibidi voiced sternly. "I still play MGS4 on my old Play Station, and I recently streamed a no kills, no deaths speedrun using only the box."

Errypone gasped, and then Plebie looked it up on her phone. "She did, gals. It's posted with over two million views."

"Whoa..."

"What can I say?" Twilibidi was glowing with sigma. "I'm sneaky."

"We're still stickin' to you like government money on a bad idea."

They all went ahead of her, and then Plebie yapped, "Especially if there's GTA money in there. What? Microtransactions suck!"

Twilibidi sighed and mewed along with the rest of her new simps and chads.

"So," Twilibidi asked, "none of mew think the mew Fable's gonna be any Gucci?"

Rareyeet hoofed, "Ugh, heavens no! Just look at it - looks dreadful."

Yapplejack mentioned, "Ain't natural. Folks say it won't work the same as two or three."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Twilibidi asked, "No more farting in pone's faces?"

"Nopone knos. You kno why?"

"Rainbruh, quit it."

"It's 'cause errypone who's ever asked about the changes..." Rainbruh and the others were dangerously close to the edge of a mountainside cliff. "Has never been seen on their tweets again... ever!"

They all screamed worse than the camp counselors from the Friday the 13th video game which also gets permanently shut down this year.

Thanks to Rainbruh's booming yaps, the cliff had collapsed and sent errypone except for the Pegasupersussies sliding uncontrollably to the bottom.

"F-Freddy," Rainbruh yapped. "Quick!"

"Oh my Gyat, oh my Gyat!"

As they all slid to their dooms, Rareyeet screamed, Twilibidi screamed, hell I even screamed a little bit while writing this chapter. Good news was that they were almost all saved except for Yapplejack and Twilibidi. Yapplejack had grabbed hold of a sturdy limb belonging to a branch. She peeped downwards, though, and looksmaxxed at Twilibidi who was now dangling half-way off the slope. Below her were those pesky spikes from the first Sonic the Hedgehog game.

"Hold on! I'm a-comin'!"

Yapplejack grabbed hold of Twilibidi's hooves just in time.

"Applejack! What do I do?"

She struggled to keep hold of the ubercorn. "My name's... Yapplejack, Remember? A-and try to... hold on..."

"I am!"

"To... yer' brainrot...!"

There was a moment of silence.

"Let it go."

"Huh?" Twilibidi asked, "Are you trolling me rn? Fr?"

"No I ain't. Let the storm rage on, Twi... The cold never bothered mew anyways. I promise you'll be Guccier than Gucci."

"My brain!"

"It'll be goon, I'm being super cereal rn!"

"That's not true! You're no Lucky the Leprechaun!"

"Now listen to this here podcast. What I'm yappin' to you about is the honest truth. Let it go, let it go, and you'll be safe."

Hah, chat, she did it. She let go. Bout to lose another life. Unless Tails is around, I don't see how she can- oh wait there goes Rainbruh and Freddy... Yay...

"Yaaah! Phew-wah!"

She dripped, and Freddy apologized, "Sorry girls. I'm not used to tightly holding something so light."

Later on, they all mewed through the woods aimlessly together while Rainbruh recited recent events for the twentieth time that evening.

"And once Plebie and Rareyeet were saved, mad cap... Me and Freddy on her jetpack did a loop-de-loop around and WHAM!" She landed next to Twilibidi, and continued to simp for her, "Caught you looking at my user page on Facebook. Should've just requested to add me as a friend, like, a long time ago!"

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