Twilibidi beamed with a fair amount of sigma. "Th-thanks, errypone. That really is a dope af name. Please, don't wear it out."

The Mayor yapped with an assuring tone, "It'll be on your last nerve by tomorrow morning. Now then, in just a mew moments, our town will be looksmaxxing at the magic of the sunrizz, and celebrate this, the cringiest day of the yeet! And now, it is my gyatt honor to goat to you the true sigma of our land, the very pone who yaps about, and forces the sun and the moon down our throats each and erry day, the gooned, the wifeless, the bringer of destruct- I mean, uh... harm-ony to all of Equestribidi..."

Freddy flexed towards the crowd, "Ready?"

Just then, Twilibidi glanced up at the moon and felt a shiver. As the markings on its surface disappeared, she also felt that something within her world had suddenly changed.

"Princess Celestia!" The Mayor coughed. "That is... Princesuss Swaglestia! Ahem, yes that's what I meant..."

Rareyeet pulled up the rope, and opened the curtains, but Swaglestia wasn't there. "Huh?"

Pones chattered quietly and nervously amongst one another from below. They could feel the normalcy looming over them.

Twilibidi commented to herself nervously, "This can't be good." She, too, then coughed. "What the? Goon! I meant goon! This can't be goon..."

"Remain calm, errypone, there must be a rizz-onable explanation!"

"Oof, oof, I love sussy guessing games! Is she camping?"

"She's goon!" Rareyeet announced.

All of the pones gasped in a panic, and then, from behind Rareyeet fumed an aura of unquestionable negativity. It was blue like razzberries only much worse.

"Oh, no... Mog-mare Moon!"

Spike fainted after a very quick, and short sigh.

"Oh, my beloved subjects... It's been so long since I've seen your precious little brainrot-loving faces."

Rainbruh Dash pointed a hoof. "What did you do with our Princess?!"

She then made a motion to attack at full speed, but Yapplejack walked very slowly up in front of her and stopped her by yapping, "Whoa there, Speed Racer..."

"Why?" Mog-mare Moon asked, "Am I not royal enough for you? Don't you know who I am?"

"Oof, oof," Plebie Pie plebbed. "This is better than Among Us! Let's see, you're... Honkey Tonk! How about... Kim Kardashian! No! Black Nancy! You're roll playing as Black Nancy!"

Mog-mare looksmaxxed down at all of the quivering pones, and asked yappingly, "Why... is she speaking like that? And you'd dare deny me? What, does my crown no longer count now that I have been imprisoned for a thousand years?" She turned from the flexing Freddy to a disgruntled Rareyeet. "Did you not recall the legend? Did you not see the signs?"

"I did." Twilibidi stepped forth heroically. "And I kno who you are. You're the Mare in the Moon – Mog-mare Moon!"

All of the pones gasped in utter terror.

"What?" She gazed at Twilibidi, and questioned, "What did you just call me???"

"M-Mog-mare... Moon? I got the lore from a lootbox crate in Apex Legends."

The mare above them all remained still, and silent as though her next words would ultimately determine the fate of a national Yu-Gi-Oh card championship. "I sensed that my sister had altered errything, particularly the brains of errypony, but I had no idea it seeped this deeply. She... shall pay for bestowing upon my mantle such a ridiculous name. Do you also perhaps know why I'm here?"

"You're here to... to..." Twilibidi gulped as she remembered the last time she got caught in a mosh pit.

"My jawline is NOT that well defined for me to deserve such a distasteful name! I am NIGHTMARE MOON!" Her voice boomed, "Remember that name... and don't you DARE wear it out! Remember this day, little ponies! It shall be your last. From this moment forth, the night will last forever!"

She laughed with an evil, and maniacal cackle.

"Oh, and I'm getting rid of this stupid as hell Gen Alpha slang. No raves, you're welcome."

That's when errypone really lost it and started panicking. After all, the return of Mog-Mare Moon would've been much more tolerable if there was a party-

Plebie Pie, get away from my computer... Where was I? Oh, yeah...

"Seize her!" The Mayor ordered, "Only she knos where the Princesuss is!"

Nightmare Moon warned the guardian pegasussies that charged towards her to, "Stand back, you foals!" Followed by more of her hysterical laughter, she electrocuted them, and sent them all hurdling to the ground.

There was screaming, and amidst the chaos, Nightmare Moon swiftly exited the building.

"Come back here," Rainbruh Dash yelled as she rushed outside. "Huh, I'm like, way faster now." She looksmaxxed around, and stated, "Nighttime? Forever? No raves, either?!" She saw Twilibidi rushing below, and asked, "Where's she mewing along to with that noice gyatt of hers?" She panted, and said as she followed Twilibidi, "Gotta... hold onto the... rot in my brain for as long as possible!"

"Uh... We gotta pog... M-Mogmare on MW3!"

Spike fell back to sleep, and Twilibidi covered him up with a blanket.

"You've been grinding on that new game all night, Spike. You are a baby drag queen after all, not a dommy. Learn your place, little one."

Later down the stairs, Twilibidi searched. "Elements, Elements, Elements... Ugh! How can I stop Nightmare- I mean Mog-Mare Moon without the Elements of Harmony?"

"And just what are the Elements of Harmony? How did you kno about Mog-mare Moon, huh? Are you a scryer in ESO? Whoa!"

Yapplejack tugged on Rainbruh's tail. "There y'go, keep yapping like that, and on Gods, we'll beat this brainrot purification ho-down from Whose Line Is It Anyways! Now, also simmer down. You're the one who's a pegasussy. Twi ain't no scryer. Saw her let's plays, and she mostly goes as a High Elf. But... seems she sure does kno what the skibi-deal is. Don't you, Twilibidi?"

Twilibidi sighed, and confessed, "I... actually sturdied all about it on Reddit!"

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