Once upon a gyatt, in the cap land of Equestribidi, there were two rizzed sisters who ruled together and yapped about harmony to all the simps. To do this, the hot one used her powers to mew the sun at dawn; the sussy sis brought out the moon to begin the rave. Thus, the two simp masters maintained balance for their goondom and their chads, all the different types of pones. But as time griddied on, the sussy sister became edgy. The betas relished and trolled one another in the day that her hot sister had brought forth, but then they slept through her chilled af night. One fateful day, that sussy alicorn refused to lower the moon to end a Metallica concert. The malding sister tried to goon with her, but failed to check her vibes, and the sussy one's heart had upgraded her into a sigma mare of dankness: Mog-mare Moon.

*Not actually cancelled~