Shining Armor's job can be taxing. Rather than the glory of fighting monsters, most days are spent battling paperwork. Now that another day has concluded, the poor guy returns to his room, hoping to get some rest. Instead, he finds his room occupied by a certain pink mare. Or rather, a ravenous beast in pony form, and she hungers for male meat. Can Captain Shining Armor hold his own against such a foe?
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Probably not, but it should be fun to watch him try.