Equestria Girls: Adventures in Dragon Land (Season 1)

by ShopperBrony90

A Kite for Quetzal (featuring the CMCs and Rainbow Dash)

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Wheezie and Pinkie's Last Laugh (featuring Pinkie Pie, Sci-Twi, Sweetie Belle and Applejack)

It was another great day at Canterlot City and Sci-Twi, Sweetie Belle and Applejack were at Pinkie Pie’s house, watching some stand-up comedy with their pink friend. They were watching Jerry Seinfeld. The girls loved the jokes and they were laughing. Eventually, Pinkie’s laugh gets so crazy that they have to turn the TV off.

“Hey! What was that for?” Pinkie asked, oblivious to the others’ annoyed looks.

“I think you were laughing too hard. Sorry, but I believe it doesn’t make it fun to hang out with you.” Sci-Twi explained as Pinkie Pie sulked.

“Ah’m with her. You know if you laugh too hard, you could lose your voice.” agreed Applejack.

“I’m sorry, girls. I just love stand-up comedy. They’re just standing up!” Pinkie Pie said, laughing a little lower. "How about we play soccer with Rainbow or help Rarity with her fashion designs?” she asked, pulling a soccer ball out of her hair.

It was just then Pinkie Pie’s closet started glowing and you know what that means: the dragons are calling them!

“Looks like it’s Dragon Land time! Come on, girls!” Pinkie exclaimed.

“Well, what are we waiting for? Let’s go, everyone!” Sweetie Belle said as everyone else got their dragon badges from their pockets to put them on.


They run to Pinkie’s room where she puts her badge on and they hold the scale together while Applejack was holding Pinkie's ball under her arm. “I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons, in a land apart.” They all said in unison as the dragons on Pinkie's wall fly off, swirl around them all and off they go!


Sometime later, they all re-materialized just to see Ord enjoying his Dragonberry Ice Cream cone. Suddenly, a soccer ball flashed into view and landed on top of the ice cream cone. He licks the ball and realizes that something was off about his snack. It was when Pinkie and the others approached him.

“Hi, Ord. Wanna play soccer with us?” Sweetie Belle asked.

“Oh, hi everybody! I’ll play!” Ord answered as the girls took the ball back, Ord ate the cone, and they went to the field.

“Well, the one rule to keep in mind is that you can't use your hands in soccer.” Applejack points out.

“Then I'll use my tail.” Ord replied as he swings his tail then bounces down the knuckerhole. It was just when Zak and Wheezie jumped up and then landed down into the ground.

“Hi Zak. Hi Wheezie.” Sweetie Belle greeted.

“Wanna play soccer with us?” Sci-Twi asks as she kicks his soccer ball and lands on Zak and Wheezie's neck.

“Yeah!” replied Zak.

“LOVE TOO!” Wheezie replied in her loud sing-song voice. Pinkie Pie can’t help but yell out in excitement, just as Zak and Wheezie swiveled at their tail and passed the ball to the pink party girl. Pinkie tries to kick the ball, but she misses as the ball lands right into a field of tall grass and fauna.

“I'll get it.” Ord calls out as he walks into the green grass and sees something green sitting on the soccer ball. It’s a frog (a Dragon Frog)! There is something very weird about the frog: it’s croaking like a rooster before it leaps off the soccer ball! The dragon frog leaps out the field with the others looking on, confused as to what they heard from the amphibian creature. Pinkie loves it of course.

“Ooh, croaking froggy!” Pinkie laughed.

“Uh, Ah don’t think frogs are supposed to sound like that.” Applejack said.

“They shouldn’t.” Sweetie Belle replies.

“I wonder why that frog is croaking like a rooster?” Sci-Twi asked herself when they suddenly heard a rustle again. It turns out to be a little green troll who was sitting on the soccer ball.

“Uh, because it sounds… FUNNY!!!” The troll shouts hysterically and throws the ball when Ord looks down. They saw him jumping out of the tall grass and making a goofy laugh.

“Who in tarnation are ya?” Applejack asked, confused about the troll’s hobby.

“Me? My name is Mr—” the troll greeted as he makes a pop sound with his mouth to display his name.

“Mr Pop?” Everyone asked.

“Delighted to meet you.” Mr. Pop greeted as the dragon frog hops away, looking a little bitter.

“How did you make that frog sound like a rooster?” Sweetie Belle asked as she hid behind Sci-Twi.

“Shhh! Don’t tell anyone, but I did it with this!” Mr. Pop replied as he pulled out a funny looking device from his coat. “My super, duper Sound Switcher!” he continued, laughing. Sci-Twi was impressed by the technology of the device.

“Intriguing! How does it work?” Sci-Twi asked.

“Simple as pie. Make a funny noise.” Mr. Pop explained with Ord volunteering as he pulls out a party noisemaker and blows into it, making a trumpeting sound. Mr. Pop pulls the handle on his device and the sound disappears. When Ord blows into the noisemaker again, it doesn’t sound like anything.

“I just suck the sound into this tiny, little bottle and then I can put it exactly where I want it to go.” He puts the device on Pinkie’s tummy and pushes the handle.

“That tickles.” Pinkie giggled as she felt the airwaves push into her belly. Whenever Pinkie rubs her belly, the noisemaker sound is heard.

“Ooh, trumpy-belly!” Pinkie giggled.

“You haven’t heard anything yet, ladies and gentle-dragons. I have a zillion more where that came from.” Mr. Pop continued as he pulled open his jacket, revealing numerous bottles of sounds in pockets. I have good sounds and bad sounds. Happy sounds and sad sounds. Quiet sounds AND LOUD SOUNDS!!!”

“Wow!” Ord exclaimed

“Ah, shucks! I wish you would make gadgets like that, Twi. Maybe that will take care of the Pinkie Pie laugh problem.” Applejack said, glaring at Pinkie as she was suddenly remembering the situation she, Twi and Sweetie Belle had before they went to Dragon Land.

“I want one of those Sound Switchers!” Pinkie Pie shouted at a great level of volume.

“Me, too.” Zak and Sweetie Belle exclaimed in unison.

“Where can I get one?” Wheezie asked, laughing. Mr. Pop was suddenly surprised about what he heard from the ditzy dragon.

“What did you say?” Mr. Pop asked.

“I said ‘where can I get one?’” Wheezie replied.

“No, no, no, no. After that.” Mr. Pop asked further.

“Uh…… after that, I just laughed.” Wheezie replied further, laughing again.

“That’s it! That’s the laugh I’m looking for! How would you like to trade that laugh for one of these genuine, one-of-a-kind, fully guaranteed giggles?” requested Mr. Pop as he pulled out a couple bottles containing laughter.

“Thanks, but I like my laugh just the way it is.” Wheezie said, denying the request.

“So do I!” Mr. Pop replied as he pulled out his Sound Switcher.

“Hey! What are you doing?” Zak asked, suspiciously.

Wheezie keeps on laughing. She doesn’t realize what’s going on as Mr. Pop sucks her laugh right out of her mouth.

“Ha Ha! I got your laugh.” Mr. Pop exclaimed.

“Got my laugh? You’re so funny.” Wheezie said as she tried laughing again, but nothing came out.

“Huh? What gives?” Wheezie exclaimed in shock.

“He does have it.” Zak exclaimed in panic.

“Give Wheezie’s laugh back, you big green meanie!” Pinkie yelled as she was shocked about what the troll just did.

“You know what, I have had just about enough of your voice, Pink Gal!” Mr. Pop exclaimed as he drained her voice. Pinkie yelled until she became completely silent, and Mr. Pop contained Pinkie’s voice in one of his empty bottles! She also turned black and white with her hair turning black, her body becoming white, her dragon badge turned from balloon to a gray sad face and her clothes magically changed into those of a mime!

Pinkie tried to talk or make a sound, but nothing came out! She became as mute as a mime!

“Oh no! Pinkie Pie! Are you okay?!” Sweetie Belle shouted in panic. Pinkie tried to speak again, but she’s still muted!

“Gotta run!” Mr. Pop said as he sprinted off like the speed of a race car.

“Hey! Come back!” Sci-Twi yelled to Mr. Pop as everyone gave chase.

Sci-Twi, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle and Applejack raced after Mr. Pop. The troll suddenly moved aside and the girls fell. Ord sneaks right after Mr. Pop to grab him, but he leaps up.

“COME BACK WITH MY LAUGH!!!” Wheezie yelled while Pinkie Pie claps, balls her hands and covers her mouth to show that she wants her voice back. Mr. Pop pulls up the sound switcher to hear Wheezie's laugh as he runs into the field with Zak, Wheezie and Pinkie in pursuit. Zak grabs Mr. Pop's sound switcher and he & Wheezie fell backwards out of the field. Wheezie pushed the handle, but they didn’t find what they were looking for. It was Mr. Pop’s voice!

“FOOLED YOU!” Mr. Pop's voice said manically.

“Oh no! I'll never get my laugh back.” Wheezie sobbed.

Pinkie Pie was also sobbing with her hair straight down. She couldn’t make a sound, because she’s basically a mime.

“It’s okay, Pinkie. We’ll get your voice back.” Sweetie Belle said, as she comforted her.

“Sweetie Belle’s right, Wheezie. We just have to find Mr. Pop.” Zak said as he comforted her. Suddenly, the Dragons and the girls heard a moo coming from a rooster that came out of the bushes and moos right to his friends.

“That rooster sounds like a cow.” Sweetie said.

“Mr. Pop must’ve switched some of the animals' sounds around.” Sci-Twi exclaimed, intrigued and confused as to what was going on. Just as a Dragon Frog came in, nodding and letting out a clucking sound.

“Yeah. But, how do we find him?” Wheezie asked.

“By following the trailed animals that aren’t making the right sound.” answered Sci-Twi.

"If the frog is going Cock-a-Doodle-Doing and the rooster's mooing, then there must be a cow somewhere!" Zak said as the frog crows and then the rooster moos.

“That's goin' ribbit, ribbit.” Sweetie laughed.

“Well, what are we waiting for? WE GOTTA FIND THAT COW!” Wheezie exclaimed as they followed the cow. They raced towards the rooster and the frog. Suddenly, they heard a croaking sound.

“What'd you say, Mr. Dragon Frog?” Sweetie asked

“That wasn't the Dragon Frog. It came from over there.” Applejack said, pointing to the cow that is eating grass.

“It's the cow.” Ord explained just as the cow croaked up for help.

“Let's switch their voices back.” Ord said.

“Just leave it to Wheezie.” Wheezie said.

The rooster looks shocked as she pushes the handle on the Cow mooing sound.

“Hold this for a minute, Zaky.” Wheezie said as she pulled the handle on Zak's mouth.

Zak was shocked as he heard a moo from his own mouth. As Wheezie pulls up the handle to switch on the Rooster's voice. She pushes the handle on the rooster sound and puts it back in the rooster's mouth, he crows again happily. The Rooster flies out of the cows back. She sucks the sound out of the croaking sound, and pushes it in the frog's mouth. He starts to croak again then jumps out. Wheezie pulls the handle on the Sound Switcher on Zak's mouth, then pushes the cow's mouth inside. She starts to moo again.

“Phew!” Zak said, relieved.

“Everyone's back to normal.” Ord said.

“Except me. I want my laugh back.” Wheezie said, sadly.

“Pinkie wants her voice too. She misses it, and wants to go back to being the girl she used to be.” Sci-Twi said.

Pinkie couldn’t agree more. She was running her fingers down her eyes to show that she is still miserable without her voice.

“Mrs. Dragon Cow, you know that noisy little man that switched your voice? Did you see which way he went?” Sweetie asked, as the Dragon Cow nodded to Sweetie and moved in the right direction.

“Thanks. Come on, y’all.” Applejack said.

A few moments later, They started to continue on. Suddenly, a growling sound came near.

“What was that?” Sci-Twi asked.

“Ooh. I know that sound.” Ord said. “It's uh… uh… It's uh…” he stammered.

“A lion.” Sweetie answered.

“Yeah, a… Dragon Lion!” Ord said as he ducks down then covers his ears, feeling scared. Luckily, Sweetie Belle is there by his side to cheer him up.

“It came from over there.” Sweetie said.

“It's a waterfall.” Zak replied.

“Sounds like a mean one,” said Sweetie.

“Mr. Pop must’ve switched the sound.” Wheezie said

“W-w-why would you want a waterfall to sound mean?” Ord said, stuttering.

“Maybe to keep people from coming close to it.” Sweetie said.

“You're right, Sweetie. There is a cave behind the waterfall.” Applejack said.

“Let's see what's inside. Sci-Twi said.


When they went to the cave, the girls and the dragons were shocked and disgusted at what they saw at Mr. Pop’s place.

“Eww! Look at all this junk.” Zak exclaimed in disgust. He took a trumpet and blew real hard.

“It's broken.” Sweetie said

“This one too.” Ord said.

“Hey, they're not broken. I bet Mr. Pop took away their sound.” Sci-Twi explained as she held a bell. Suddenly, they heard an elephant sound and Mr. Pop was laughing hysterically. They look at Mr. Pop holding a bottle and pops up a cork to hear a goat bleating, while Mr. Pop laughs hysterically. He holds a duck sound and makes Mr Pop laugh.

“I WANT MY LAUGH BACK! GIVE IT!” Wheezie said, angrily

“We want Pinkie’s voice back!” yelled Applejack as Pinkie runs her hand down her face to form an angry expression.

“Okay, okay! Keep your scales on.” Mr. Pop said. “It's right over here with a hundred other giggles, snickers, and hahahah's. Chitters, chutters, and great guffaws.”

“Aw, we'll never find my laugh in all of those.” Wheezie said, feeling gloom.

“Sure we will. There's no other laugh like yours, Wheezie.” Zak said as Ord looks for Wheezie's laugh, including Pinkie’s voice then tries to grab the other bottle. Then Mr. Pop came over angrily.

“HEY! Watch the merchandise!” Mr. Pop said, angrily

Ord shockingly looks at the bottle. Then grabs it when the sound bottles suddenly begin to fall down on the floor.

“Oh no! Whoa!” Ord exclaimed. He slips his foot on top of the sound bottle and falls down, along with Zak and Wheezie landing down with the box of sounds. They heard Wheezie's laugh and Pinkie’s voice

“Hey! I heard my laugh!” Wheezie exclaimed.

"We hear Pinkie’s voice, too!” Sci-Twi exclaimed. Pinkie moves her hand up to form a happy face and her hair silently puffs to its normal form again.

“There it is!” Zak said, just as he picks up a bottle and Wheezie takes out the sound switcher.

“Let’s put them back.” Zak said.

Zak puts the bottle into the sound switcher and puts the sound into Wheezie’s mouth. But when she tries to laugh, a trumpet sound comes out.

“Now that’s funny!” Mr. Pop said, laughing.

“That is not your laugh, Wheeze.” Zak said.

“I know where that sound goes. It belongs to this trumpet.” Sweetie said as she picked up the trumpet Zak found earlier.

“Yeah.” Wheezie said.

Zak removes the sound from Wheezie’s mouth and puts it into the trumpet. Sweetie blows the trumpet and it makes the right sound. The gang hears Wheezie’s laugh again, including Pinkie’s voice.

“I hear your laugh over there!” Zak said

“Including Pinkie’s voice!” Applejack said.

Zak picks up another bottle, puts it in the gadget and puts the sound into Wheezie’s mouth, including Pinkie’s. However, once again, it is not the right one, as Wheezie and Pinkie let out a foghorn sound, which makes Mr Pop laugh even harder.

“Oh, that is so funny, it hurts!” Mr. Pop said, laughing crazily.

“Oh, if I don’t get my laugh back, I’m never gonna laugh again. Ever!” Wheezie said, sadly. Pinkie feels her hair deflate again.

“Don’t worry, Wheezie. Your big brother will get your laugh back.” Zak said as he picked up an empty bottle while Mr. Pop was still laughing.

“Oh, I’m laughing so much, it hurts!” Mr. Pop said, still laughing.

“Uh, Mr. Pop. I found a great sound for you.” Zak said.

“Really? A funny one? Oh, let me hear it!” Mr. Pop exclaimed, laughing excitedly.

As Mr. Pop keeps laughing, Zak uses the sound switcher to remove the laugh from his mouth. Zak takes another sound and puts that into him. When Mr. Pop tries laughing, it sounds just like a donkey.

“Oh no! My laugh!” Mr. Pop cried before he made a donkey sound.

Now you know how it feels to lose your laugh. Wheezie said, imitating the mean troll's laugh.

“I sure do. And it feels…..awful.” Mr. Pop said, sadly.

“I’ll give you your laugh back, if you give my sister her laugh back, including Pinkie’s voice.” Zak said.

“Okay, you win.” Mr. Pop said. He gives Wheezie's laugh and Pinkie’s voice to Zak and he sucks her sister’s laugh and Pinkie’s voice into their mouths and starts to laugh a little, while Pinkie turns from mime to her normal form. Pinkie’s dragon badge changed into that of a balloon, she got her colors and her clothes magically changed back from her mime outfit to her normal outfit.

“Hey! My laugh’s back” Wheezie said in joy while she laughed happily out loud.

“Hey! My voice is back!” Pinkie said in happiness.

Zak puts Mr. Pop's mouth into his Sound Switcher and sucks his laugh back into him. Mr. Pop started making a goofy laugh again.

“Ooh, my laugh! My wonderful giggly laugh! Oh, it's so good to have you back.” Mr. Pop said, giggling

“Uh, sorry, Wheezie. Including you, Pinkie” Mr. Pop apologized. "Friends?"

“Friends.” Wheezie & Pinkie said, shaking hands with the troll. Pinkie then grabs a pink glass as they hear a raspberry sound. They laugh as Mr. Pop bangs on the carver wood to make the sound bottles shake.

After a long, confusing day, it was time for the girls to head home. They all held their hands and said the magical phrase: “I wish, I wish, to use this rhyme, to go back home, until next time.” Sci-Twi, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle and Applejack said in unison as they went back home.


They all made it back to Pinkie’s house just when the stand-up special they were watching had ended.

“Aw, we missed the special.” Pinkie said, sadly.

“Oh, don’t worry Sugarcube. Ya can find it anytime. There’s always reruns.” Applejack said as she turned off the TV and Pinkie Pie started to cheer up. The girls suddenly started hearing a hiccuping sound. It turns out Sweetie Belle got the hiccups from their adventure!

“Oh, my. Excuse me.” Sweetie exclaimed as everyone laughed.

The End

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