Pinkie Pie's Fourth-Wall Insanity
It was a rather eventful and bustling morning in Ponyville. Ponies were transporting goods with barely scratched carts, and others were even advertising their products in the cluster of small markets near the center of the town.
Pinkie Pie was one of these active ponies, doing what she does best: Planning those fantastic and effortful parties of hers.
"Flour."
Pinkie Pie said somewhat commandingly, before reaching out a hoof behind her. Spike scurried away up to a cabinet, before opening it and clumsily and hastily attempting to pick up a bag of flour.
The bag of flour in question, was almost bigger than himself! Spike groaned as he lifted it up, while even considering using his tail as an extra help. Suddenly though, Pinkie Pie got impatient and snatched the bag of flour away from Spike herself.
The instant loss of weight disoriented poor Spike, as he almost tripped over onto the cold, hard floor and a month old lollipop permanently stuck to the ground.
Pinkie Pie effortlessly tipped the bag of flour without using anything to measure it, and she had still, regardless, did it perfectly. It wouldn't take a genius to figure out she was skilled.
Almost *too* skilled..
Pinkie Pie in unison with the writing of this story, started wondering the same thing out of the blue.
"Since when DID i even get so good at baking? It's like i just woke up one day and i was super-duper good at it! The farm didn't teach me, that's for sure.."
Spiked glanced left and right, unintereste. He couldn't care less right now. Out of mild curiosity though, he chimed in because he was rather bored that he couldn't read his newly purchased comic.
"You're asking me? Figure it out yourself, i'm not you."
Spike said grumpily, before muttering on. The sloth in him stood out alot right now.
"Man, i wish i was home right now. The newest issue of X-Ponies JUST dropped and i can't even rea-"
Pinkie Pie abruptly slammed her hoof on the counter, Spike's eyes instantly widening as he paid much more attention. Heck, all the while the bowl of flour started spinning.
"Wait a rootin'-tootin'-shootin' minute!"
Author's Note
My first fanfic.
By the way, this will be a short story and there will only be about 2 or 3 chapters max as i am inexperienced in writing.
Chapter 2: What do you mean Chapter 2?! Let me out!
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Pinkie Pie's Fourth-Wall Insanity
Chapter 2: What do you mean Chapter 2?! Let me out!
Spike had absolutely no time to look away or dismiss it, as Pinkie Pie abruptly began galloping out and away. Spike attempted to call out to Pinkie Pie in shock, but his words fell on deaf ears.
"W-what the- Hey!"
Spike attempted to run after Pinkie Pie, but his little legs could only take him so far. Ontop of that, Pinkie Pie was occasionally just as fast as Rainbow Dash.
As spike reached the door, he discovered that there was only a gust of wind nearby fading away, and a big Pinkie Pie shaped hole through the door.
He hopped through the hole in the door, his head snapping to a fixed direction as he heard a loud splat. Spike couldn't comprehend much, as all he saw was a crazed Pinkie Pie which.. wasn't so pink anymore. A nearby pony (Lyra) stood next to Pinkie Pie, shellshocked and staring at the trail of blood Pinkie had left. Pinkie Pie glossed over this, and instead started speaking, while throwing her hooves out.
"I can't stop, i can't stop- i can't stop!"
She sped away, leaving a total mess and a grimace on Spike's face. Spike fell to his knees, trying to comprehend what just happened. They were just supposed to make a surprise birthday party for Twilight Sparkle, who was currently in Canterlot and was returning tomorrow.
Meanwhile, Pinkie Pie zipped across Ponyville mindlessly. It grabbed the attention of every pony in the town including Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash immediately flew out, trying to catch up to Pinkie Pie. After about 2 or 3 houses were destroyed in the process of Pinkie Pie being chased by Rainbow Dash, they were finally side-to-side. Rainbow Dash spoke in an exhausted but firm voice, all the while keeping up with Pinkie.
"Hey! What're you doing?!"
Pinkie Pie paid no attention to Rainbow Dash physically, but she did start spouting. She seemed completely caught up with her breath. A huge contrast to Rainbow Dash, who's panting was currently louder than her wings flapping.
"Canterlot High isn't the real mirror world! This grass is as fake as Suri's gems! I need out, i want out, let me out.."
Rainbow Dash stopped panting momentarily, an extremely concerned look on her face.
"What're you talking about?! Are you okay??"
Pinkie Pie's voice slowly started to sound insane. She was truly yelling now. She had every reason to, as she now saw everything as hollow. Her friends looked fake, the clouds looked fake, SHE looked fake..
"We're written! I was never good at anything and i'm supposed to use silly words! Every single day here is planned out, and the weather is supposed to move by itself!! AHHH!"
Pinkie Pie looked like she wanted to rip her mane out by now. She looked like she wanted to tear her skin apart and jump out of it as if it was a prison; and frankly, that kinda was what it was like for her.
"Our existence depends and continues off of stupid fanfics written by people we've never met!"
Before Rainbow Dash could call Pinkie Pie crazy or apprehend her, she suddenly got about 20% faster and ran through about 12 more houses, the loud crashes not even waiting for the other one, like an unguided symphony.
Author's Note
The pony who Pinkie Pie ran through was Bon Bon, if you didn't catch that.
Pinkie Pie's Fourth-Wall Insanity
After Pinkie Pie pulled off that marvellous and troublesome stunt, Rainbow Dash stopped and hovered in the air; trying to process even a mere fifth of what happened, and what currently WAS happening. She hesitated for a minute or two, contemplating something, before flying over to Pinkie Pie's last known location. The row of houses were all destroyed, and Rainbow Dash was really, REALLY hoping she wouldn't find a deceased Pinkie Pie somewhere nearby. She felt like she swallowed her heart as she closed in.
Everything seemed silent now, except for some ponies nearby stood outside, discussing what just happened. After a rough search, Rainbow Dash didn't find Pinkie Pie at all. It's like she just.. disappeared.
In reality, Pinkie Pie grew way too sentient and her intelligence grew to levels beyond even that of Discord. She was erased from the world, gone from the face of Equestria forever. The show must go on.
Author's Note
The end (:
