A New Hero In Equestria.
"Touch her an i'll break that horn off!"
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One again rex found himself with another pony. Rairty was pretty much what he expected. Very dramatic. The moment he walked in he gave out an audible gasp. She ran over with a measuring tapebin hoof. Well in magical blue arua. She examined him throughly a look of disgust on her face.
He almost made a comment telling her to fuck off before she spoke up. "Darling how have you surived in such terrible attire! These stiches are barely holding!" He blinked rapidly. He then looked down noting that she wasnt exactly wrong. His jeans at large tears at the knees and several other holes. He had done a pretty crap job at patching them. His shirt was just as bad. The only peace of clothing he really tried hard to repair was his hoodie. But even now the yellow color started to fade with small holes that he stitched.
To be fair he's only ever had to stitch small tears. His clothing has been through more hell the past week then in past 6 years. Rairty had allready started working on her own designs. "Don't worry Darling I'll whip something fabulous for you. Twilight informed me of how humans needed to wear clothes constantly. Ive allready had some designs drawn up so I just needed your measurements." He was pretty suprised to say the least.
The mare quietly left the room instructing him to take a seat. He shugged doing as he was told. He sat for what felt about an hour mabye two. She then returned hovering a new shirt an jeans in her magic. He was suprised how fast she was. He thought making a new outfit tooks day or at least a few hours with prep. Still he was in a magical world with talking ponies so nothing was off the table. She then quickly rushed him to a changing room. "Ok Darling get those old rags off and I'll toss them out. I do hope these are more comfortable. "
After a few minutes in the changing room he adorn his new attire. The shirt was a simple white t-shirt. It wasnt two different from the black one he wore before but he had to admit whatever material she used felt nice. His new jeans were also much better. They hugged his waist nicely while still giving him plenty of movement. He had to give credit were it was do. That mare knows a thing or two about clothing. He slid his old clothes out the door for rairty. She promptly threw them into the bin.
He did take notice of the fact he had only handed over two pieces of clothing. She had expected three. "Uh darling are you not gonna toss out that uh hoodie?" Her words hung in the air as he walked out with his hoodie around his waist." Nope. Its my lucky hoodie from when I was a kid. Ill die in thing an Ill be buried in it." He stated proudly. The mare sighed slightly disappointed but her expression soften.
" Well then if its so important to you then will you allow me to properly repair it." He looked at her a moment. He nodded pulling the jacket off and handing to rairty. She carefully took the garment and set it aside. It was gonna take some serious work to restore it to perfection but she was happy to do so. She then took a second to admire her handy work. The entire fit him quite handsomely. All he need to do now was brush his hair an mabye shave and he'd be perfect.
"Uh rairty while I do appreciate the new threads how am I gonna pay for this? I haven't really got a job in this dimension." The mare just gave him a luagh.
"Dont worry about it Darling! You desperately needed these clothes. Besides if you truly must repay me you can help me take a few boxes to the post office." She levitated a large box into his arms. The box was heavy enough that if he didn't have weird magic strength he probably would have dropped it. He held the box gently placing his sword on top of it. She levitated a second box of her own to carry.
The two quickly walked out making the trip across town. They took their time and took a few stops to rest. By the time they made it to the post office the place was about to close. Luckily a certain cross eyed pony decided to keep the doors open for a few extra minutes. He gave her a nod knowing that he definitely owed the mare a muffin. The two happily happily sent the crates on the way to whoever rairty was sending them to.
The two stepped out but rairty froze. In the corner of her eyes she saw three stallion in overalls an hard hats. One uncoirn on earth pony an a pegasus all with matching grey coats. The same brutes who have been harassing her all week. She didn't want to deal him them today an she certainly didn't want to drag any pony into her problems. "Pardon me Rex but I need to get home. My poor sister is probably waiting for me." She then quickly walked away taking a path behind a bulding. Rex's eyes caught the stallions who went into an alley way themselves. His memories of his promise to rainbow flashed in his head. He slowly followed behind.
Rairty had made her way through a few alleys. It was dark now and only a few laterns lit up the area. Still if it met avoiding those nasty stallions it would be worth it. Sadly as she turned a corner she found herself face to face with three laughing stallions. "Heya sweet cheeks miss us~?" The unicorn taunted. His tone made rairty want to puke not to mention the smell of old pickles on the stallions breath. She found herself trying to walk back but she hit a wall. She felt trapped. "Aw don't give us that look.~ I just want a kiss. Then we'll be on our way.~" his freinds laughed as he got uncomfortably close. Rairty was about to scream. She didn't truely feel threatened as shes faced far worst then three colts but luckily she didn't have to deal with them.
"Touch her and I'll break that horn off." Rex's voiced echoed in the alley. His sword in hand as he approached. The stallions turned away from the mare who took the chance to bolt behind the corner. The clots approached him undeterred by his blade.
"Looks like some mouthy monkey got loose boys. Why don't we teach him how things work around here." Rex face was unchanged. But on the inside he was questioning why this pony had a Brooklyn accent. He also noted that anyone he knew from Brooklyn would tell him to shut up an kick that pony's ass. So when the unicorn reached him with his horn glowing he knew what to do. He reached out grabbed the unicorn by his horn and brought his face to his knee. Repeatedly. The sound of bone crunching echoed across the night. Rairty had to look away holding her stomach.
The unicorns face was bloody. Its noise was bloody and several teeth had fallen out. He then Unceremoniously tossed the broken unicorn to the side. The pegasus was pissed pulling a box cutter from his belt. The pony flew at his insanely fast and gashed his leg. He gritted his teeth And brought the hilt of his blade down on the pegasus's back. He just managed to hit the flying pony in time. The hit sent the pony off course sending him into several trash cans. But that pony had not only left a nasty gash on his leg but also cut a hole in his new jeans. While it may have seemed petty he wasn't gonna let that slide.he approached him. He dropped his sword reached over and took the ponys wings in hand. The pegasus eyes open wide as he desperately shook his head. Wordlessly begging him to stop.
'SNAP'
The Pegasus yelled out in agony. Rex had snapped the pony's wings forcing them in unnatural directions. The pony passed out from the pain. He then looked at the earth pony. The guy was shaking in his boots after watching what happened to his freinds. Rex looked at him blood still flowing from his leg.
"Take your pals and leave. If I see you idiots again I'll do worse then break a few bones." His voice was cold. But the colt quickly ran to his freinds and grabbed them by their tails.
Rex waited untill they were fully out of site before leaning onto the wall. The cut in his leg was deeper then he thought. The blood loss making him abit light headed. He called out to rairty. "They left gem go home." Rairty slowly came out from the corner. But she couldn't leave. She approached the human shaking abit as she did. The human had handled things more violently then she would have liked. Still she was thankfull using her magic to support him. The two quietly returned to the boutique. She handed a glass of wine to dull the pain while he grabbed the first aid kit.
Now to long after his leg was stitched up and his jeans were patched nicely. Rairty promised to make him a few extras since she had a feeling he was gonna go through em. To be far she probably wasn't wrong. "Thank you darling for your help today. I wish thing had gone abit less....bloody but im thankfull."
He gave her a nod while standing up. He was certain twilight would here about the fight. Which ment a very long lecture."Any time gem just hope those dicks learned a lesson."
Rairty blushed at her nickname. Wasn't original but it was fitting.
"Im sure they did. Either way I doubt they will show themselves around here. Now you should head home an rest ok." He nodded finishing his wine before wishing a her good night. He kept his promise an got some new clothes and all it costed him was abit of blood.
Overall a pretty good day. Hopefully fluttershys vist will be less violent.
Author's Note
Ive noticed not everyone has continued reading so for anyone who sticks around know that I appreciate you. Yall rock!
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