A New Hero In Equestria.

by freindlyweirdo

Your on skittles

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Author's Note

So all my progess got reseted when i was almost done writing and i forgot to back up my work..........yeah this one hurt
If this ends up being sort it because i got pissed
Sorry in advance


Your on skittles

A few miles outside ponyville
Rex was wet. He was shirtless. He was pissed. Rainbow had waited for him to come outside to drench him with water. He chased after her for miles as he was furious. She had just ruined his only shirt. She was lucky his hoodie was in the wash or he would be using his sword. Right now the blade dragged behind him.

He followed the rainbow headed mare foe some time now untill he couldn't see ponyville. It was only then he stopped finally out of breath. Rainbow looked down at him blushing slightly. She planed for this. Well technically only the part were hes took his shirt off. But she was impressed sure she wasn't going nearly her top speed not even close. But he kept up and his endurance was impressive.

She finally landed onto the ground as he breathed. " you Fucking ass!- huf- that was- huff- my only shirt." He was still steamed. Rainbow chuckled trying not to burst out laughing. Of course she failed.

"Haha I'm sorry ok. Look I just wanted to see what you were capable of!" He gave her a glare. Sure her laugh was kinda cute for a pain in the ass. But unlike applejack she didn't have the accent to give an advantage. Luckily she thought ahead.

She tossed him a flask. He looked at it curious the smell of apple cider filling his lungs. Hard apple cider. Booze. He quicky downed the entire flask a sense of relief an warm flushing into his system. Rainbow went from least favorite pony to best girl in about five seconds. Record breaking speeds.

His lips even curled into a small smile. Which summoned pinkie pie who quickly snapped a picture. She then disappeared after the camera flash. Rex chose to ignore her mystical nature.

"So skittles you did you want to do something? It is our day to hang out."
She gave him a smirk. Knowing exactly what she wanted. "I wanna race! Ill even go on foot to make it fair. If i win you owe me a favor." He raised his brow before smirking.

He wasnt a party guy but he loved a good competition. " your on skittles but if i win you gotta take me to the bar or tavern. I don't know I just want a stiff drink. Deal?" She nodded as they got into poston

"Ready human?"

"Hell yeah!"

The two took of running miles of ground in a brief amount of time. He even managed to grab his sword as he ran past. Rainbow was starting to like this human. They continued untill ponyville was in sight. She was suprised how someone who was out of breath minutes ago was keeping pace with her. The booze was strong with this one.

The race continued into the market district. Rainbow had planned to turn last moment to avoid things such as carts an stands. She would have to take back roads but that was fine. Unfortunately she made a mistake.

Rex had mad hops. He cleared a passing cart with a single jump. He used his sword to Pullvault over the not only the cart but several stands. In the end he won.

Rainbow found rex at sugercube corner eating with derpy. She had given the human a muffin. "Thanks for the muffin 'muffin' blue berry is my favorite " the mare blushed abit seeming lovin her new nickname. She soon flew off. If one listens closely they could hear glass shatter and a mares voice "I just dont know what went wrong"

After the race rainbow led the two to a new bar in town. 'The emerald dragon' The place specialized in severing drinks met for all kinds of creatures. Dragons could drink stuff that would kill a normal pony while changlings drank a sap like substance that was made of 'drunken enthusiasm.' Rainbow didn't wanna ask.

Rex took a seat at the bar with rainbow in tow. The griffin looked to the human. "What are you? Some sort od monkey?" Rainbow giggled while Rex sighed he was really sick of the monkey jokes.

"Got any whiskey? Stronger the better."
The griffin shrugged before grabbing a bottle of dragon scale whiskey. No real dragons were harmed in the making of this product. the whiskey was ment for ponies with a strong tolerance.

The bar tender poured a few shots while looking at rainbow waiting for her. "Ill take the sour apple cider." The griffin rolled his eyes. Hes only been in business a few weeks at most yet this is the ninth time this pony has ordered it. He reached down pulling out a large mug filled with cider.

The pony an the human drank happily. Rex even decided to purchase the whole bottle. He wasnt sure why but hes not really getting drunk duzzed sure but not drunk. He looked down to the mare who was drinkin the cider in a cute way.

"Hey dash are you gonna ask me that favor?" The question caught her off guard. She looked to the human her brow raised.

"I lost the race. Why would you do it?"
He would quickly respond

"Because it was apparently its was worth risking my wrath. Besides I'm startin to like you ponies. You six have been.....fun. I cant even remember the last time I got into a race."

Rainbow blushed slightly before downing her cider." Id like for you to protect rairty tomorrow. Some guys from Manhattan have been cat calling an harassing her. Normally I handle those bozos but i have work tomorrow. Just please keep her safe."

She looked down she was a little ashamed to ask for help. She was the element of loyalty in her eyes it was her responsibility to protect her freind. But she can't miss work again.

Rex put a hand on her shoulder. "Rainbow dash I promise you if those guys so much as touch a hair on her mane...ill cut off there legs and shove them right Is right up their asses. Then set them on fire." His response did unnerve her slight all though she was Grateful.

"Mabye just kick their tails?" He nodded smiling the two sharing a good laugh.
He didn't have to worry and got to check out the human. "Oh what are skittles?"

He raised a brow. "Oh its a candy back from where im from. The motto they had was taste the rainbow. Your mane reminds me of em."

She smirked. "Hey that be a pretty good line to use. Wanna taste my rainbow. ~ " She chuckled to herself. He did the same but he also knew that line was far from original. But she seemed happy.

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