Chapters I was reborn incorrectly.
Chapter One: I Became a Pony! - 5
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In a spacious and richly furnished room, on a huge soft pillow, sipping tea and reading a newspaper, sat a large white pony. She exuded coziness and warmth, and anyone who entered the room at that moment would drown in these feelings. Her aura changed abruptly, and she immediately moved to the balcony, starting to peer into the distance: towards the Everfree Forest. Spreading her wings, she took off and appeared at the speed of light in her old castle, immediately heading to Luna's bedroom, sensing a stranger there. However, upon entering there, she froze: on the bed, curled up, lay a gray unicorn.
"Kisunya," she whispered, but at that moment she found herself in another place.
"Kisunya," she said a little louder.
"I'm here, Herring under a fur coat," she said with a smile.
"Is it really you?.." — she said hopefully.
"Yes, it's me, Kisunya, but the one who is lying on the bed now is also Kisunya," — she pointed at the sleeping one.
"What's going on? Where did you disappear to, mentor... First you, then Star Swirl. You were both like a mother and father to us... You both instructed and taught us..." — she said, almost crying: a huge amount of information had just fallen on her. — "And almost at the same moment you left us!"
"I can't say, it will be difficult for you to understand. But he, or she, well, depending on the dice, can finish my work. Don't look for me, I'll find you myself, — she said with a smile.
"Mentor..." — before she could finish speaking, she appeared in her own bedroom. —"Kisunya..."
Left alone again in her room, she simply lay down on her bed. All the memories started to come back to her mind, when she and her sister were young and foolish. And their mentors Kisunya and Star Swirl were still training them - two young fillies. Celestia knew her mentor's character well and understood that sooner or later Kisunya would return. And with this thought, she fell into a sweet sleep.
Hello everyone who has read this far.
I was reborn incorrectly.
"Well, it could have been worse, I could have ended up in a magical girl from some hentai."
A gray unicorn walked lightly through the winding labyrinth of houses. Sparks of a brilliant idea sparkled in her eyes, which seemed to be magnificent. She was dressed in a simple gray cloak, under which were hidden two bags filled with tightly packed boxes.
Entering the shop of her friend, she stopped, covering the doorbell, which was trying to ring. Not finding the owner of the shop at the counter, she, closing the door behind her, resolutely headed to the warehouse - the only place where he could be.
At that moment, the owner of the shop was taking inventory in the warehouse, since there were few customers lately. Checking and filling another shelf, he heard a voice:
"Lee, come out!"
Slightly startled by this voice, he realized that it was better to show up than to wait for her to destroy everything.
Kisunya was one of the best suppliers of potions, and her talent for potion making with hitherto unknown abilities in magic made her a very dangerous opponent. If it weren’t for the island, he would never want to deal with her. However, the contract was very profitable, and she always fulfilled her part of the deal, and sometimes even exceeded it.
Putting his tablet on the nearest shelf, Lee followed her screams.
"Don’t shout, I’m here. Did you bring potions to sell?"
"Lee, finally! Yes, and I have business with you, - but her look did not bode well."
However, he had to nod. She rarely took money, only sometimes simple services or goods. Rarely was there anything truly complicated.
"Great, then listen: I need one human soul - the spirit of the system. I'll bring my copy myself."
"I have only one question: why?"
Lee didn't expect an answer, but she answered anyway:
"I'll make a time traveler! - Her look didn't bode well, but the request was strange, but doable."
He could only pray for that person's soul.
***
A simple summer day is the perfect time for a walk in the sun somewhere in the fresh air. But my computer, crammed to the brim with anime, games and a sea of fan fiction, begged for my attention. Like a loyal friend, it was waiting for me, just as I was waiting for the moment to immerse myself in all this. Moreover, I had gotten myself a long-awaited vacation for two whole months and was sure that this diversity would be the best time in my life.
I spent almost all my time in marathons, closely studying each episode, arranging a real animation festival for myself. This was periodically interrupted by reading fan fictions that expanded the world of my favorite characters. Besides, constant viewing was starting to get boring, so I was also doing self-development while new episodes were on. Switching to games, I also immersed myself in various virtual worlds of the games I played.
So day after day I alternated anime, games and fan fiction, as if I was in this whirlwind, enjoying every moment of an unforgettable vacation for me. But everything comes to an end... In the last days of my vacation, I got a little bored and decided to see what was popular now.
They mostly said that some series had ended, and the rest was complete crap. Having decided to find out what the joke was, I started watching this cartoon, because I had come across animations based on it that were quite interesting.
...
...
...
"The last day of vacation. And I'm just crying. It's just... There are simply no words... What a wonderful cartoon this is, and the vacation ends tomorrow."
I didn't want to do anything, so I just lay on the bed. I don't know how to describe the feeling of emptiness after the last episode of "My Little Pony". At that moment, there was a knock on the door, and at first I didn't pay any attention to it, but the knocking was very persistent. I decided not to give in so easily, and neither did he, apparently: he had been knocking for the second day, fortunately the headphones muffled extraneous sounds very well.
He shut up a few times, probably because of the neighbors, but then he continued, and I was about to call the police, when I remembered about the peephole. Approaching the door on tiptoe and not seeing anyone there, I turned around, meeting a skeleton who was looking at me with empty eye sockets.
I was about to scream, but he put his finger to my lips. I was very scared and it was difficult to even move. My heart was pounding like crazy, but he just waited, looking into my eyes. Realizing that I was not going to scream, he let me go, disappearing, as if he had never been there. On shaking legs, I reached the bedroom, and immediately fell onto the bed. However, I began to hear the horns of the KAMAZ, and my last thought before meeting him was:
"How did he get up to the eleventh floor?!"
***
[Establishing connection... ~~already finished~~]
[Quantum transfer... ~~not really needed~~]
[Synchronization... ~~hopefully in the ass~~]
[Greetings, new ~~LOH~~ player]
[You have been chosen as a ~~victim~~ of the new user of the system's ~~shit~~]
[You have no opportunity to choose a world, ~~no choice, randomness rules~~]
[Are you ready to start? ~~Of course not, what else is there to think about?~~]
[Yes\No It is advisable to click here]
Seeing this inscription, I was afraid to even imagine what would happen next, because I died.
[Are you ready to start? ~~Hurry up, you are not the first such loser to die~~]
[Yes\No ~~it will no longer be your choice~~]
But because this inscription appeared again, I quickly clicked "Yes".
[Yeah, ~~it hasn't even been a hundred years~~]
[Please be patient and follow the administrator's instructions]
[Rebirth World: Random ~~You Will Be Asked~~]
[Expect ~~a dick in your ass~~]
1…
20…
57…
98…
100%
[Expect ~~a hellish death~~]
[Success! ~~Of course, successfully, or is my name not…~~]
[Success! ~~Shouldn't it be?~~]
[Error ~~bitch, are you serious?!~~]
[Enjoy the game! ~~Yeah, I hope you'll get killed by the first mob~~]
[Attention!]
[World selection in progress]
[Generation... generation... generation... generation completed]
[MLP World - LoLoJDH975]
[Name - ~~Zhenya is no longer there,~~ Kisunya]
[Race - Unicorn]
After reading the last line, I felt like I was standing in a huge field of wheat.
[You've received a letter from your favorite admin]
"I haven't had time to come to my senses yet, and I've already received a new message..."
"In short, listen, you pissing horse, I was given this fucking task to prevent the penetration of irregular oblong objects into your asshole! Are you dripping? Well, I don't give a damn what you say! So, before you even had time to show up, you might already be fucked. Why don't you ask, you're a woman, you'll endure everything, you'll grow a belly, you'll grow an imba-imba... But I don't get it, you're a man! What the fuck is written here: "Woman"?! Well, of course you are... I don't give a damn... I fulfilled the order, I have a soul. There was no agreement that it was a man or a woman. But it's okay, you'll get used to it: horse dick always goes in well, but comes out, however, badly. And besides, everyone gets used to it quickly."
I looked at all this with an uncomprehending look. However, when I was about to do something, someone wanted to hit me with a shovel and the world froze, turning gray.
"So you've met your first opponent.
[Yes\No]
I immediately, without thinking, pressed "Yes".
"Then listen carefully and remember: as a newbie, you are entitled to a small bonus."
[Received X10 boxes of items]
[Received X10 boxes of abilities]
"Well, at least something good," I thought as I looked at this message, but the standing horse with a shovel raised to strike still bothered me.
"Now let's get to the point: here are your physical characteristics."
Strength - This characteristic represents physical strength and your athletic training. With a higher die value, you can passively carry more weight and perform more outstanding physical activities.
Dexterity - This stat is all about agility, reflexes, and balance. Things like initiative, taking multiple actions without penalty, and how well you can completely avoid attacks. Also any attempts to move nimbly, quickly, or quietly, or trying not to fall off shaky ground.
Constitution - This stat measures your health, stamina, and vitality. A higher Constitution means you are less likely to get hurt or suffer certain debuffs that target your body.
"Next are your mental stats."
Intelligence is how quickly you grasp new ideas and understand them. This stat measures the strength of your mind, the accuracy of your memories, and your ability to reason.
Wisdom - This stat determines how attuned you are to the world around you, and reflects your perception and intuition.
"And the most important stats."
Charisma - The combination of everything you have. How you would appear to a particular intelligent being. It covers factors such as self-confidence and eloquence, and can reflect an attractive or impressive appearance.
Soul - your soul will always be important. It can either fall into darkness or go on the path to light. Allows you to strengthen the entire body and not lose your self upon death. Cannot be automatically applied by a dice. No checks to characteristics in life.
Luck is the most difficult and dangerous characteristic, because it rolls a special 1D10 die and is not affected by any modifiers, except for special items or blessings (If you fail, there is a 95% chance of dying. If you win, the laws of reality will be changed or rewritten, which will make the impossible possible - it also works in the opposite direction).
"Now let's move on to your characteristics, please roll these D20 dice."
Eight dice appeared in front of me in order, which led to all my characteristics, except luck, it was empty - having calmed down, I began to roll each of the dice one by one.
"Strength - 11 [Normal for a teenage earth pony, but you're a unicorn]"
"Dexterity - 14 [Your body is pretty agile - that's normal]"
"Constitution - 16 [A tree could fall on you, but you wouldn't care that it fell on you. Are you sure you're a unicorn?]"
"Intelligence - 7 [Typical earth pony or pegasus. Maybe you should take off your horn?]"
"Wisdom - 6 [Don't worry, many can do that. Horrible!]"
"Charisma - 18 [Well, you're attractive - that's the main thing. You'll be the best... on the board...]"
"Soul - 18 [Hell, you're almost imba. You can die more than once, and you won't care. Darkness and Light will think twice before messing with you. I wouldn't do it either, but I have to...]"
"Luck — ?"
"Great, now your traits."
"Unloved — you somehow offended the wrong people. You have temporarily lost the support of any of the gods. You are given a penalty to the roll of the luck dice -1, to neutralize the penalty, complete one task of the God."
"Recluse — everyone loves to sit at home, and you even more so. Therefore, you are given a small protection +2 * 1 from the area of \u200b\u200bkm^2."
"Intellectual — You can speak beautifully, and send everyone and everything in several languages. Gives +2 to charisma."
"Hitman (not by your own will) — you died not by your own will and were reborn in another world. You are either a loser, or the luckiest intelligent person in the universe. Since you have already hit, you are given one coupon for one free return to life without penalties."
"Unicorn — a representative of the pony, a subspecies of unicorn. You are gifted with magic through your horn, and in addition you are given a bonus to the ability check: "Intelligence +5", "Wisdom +5""
"We are almost done. Get your first D20 dice. Due to such an unpleasant situation, you are given complete luck when rolling, but before that - what dice are there and how to roll them. For certain actions in a given situation, you can roll a dice. You can roll for any action: for example, "Hit". The 1D20 dice roll falls 6, and a modifier is also given, which depends on the characteristics. Then, when receiving damage, you can either dodge, depending on dexterity, or take the hit with your body - constitution - while also rolling a dice. Now you have two dice available: D20 and D100."
"Would you like to listen about the D20-D100 dice?"
[Yes\No]
Since I seemed to understand about D20, but I should still listen to D100, and therefore, having pressed "Yes", I began to wait, glancing at the frozen pony with a shovel, and only now noticed the inscription above him.
"Concerned Earth Pony
Lvl.5
Status: Poisoned."
But I quickly got distracted from it, starting to read what she was sending me.
"Now I will explain to you how the dice work: D20 is the main die for all characteristics. It is thrown to check your characteristics in a given situation, there is no limit on the number.
1 - 4 - Failure.
5 - 8 - Minor failure.
9 - 12 - Indifference.
13 - 16 - Modest success.
17 - 20 - Success.
D100 is the main die for skills and abilities. Rolled when using any skill or ability. Grants a modifier depending on the skill or ability level.
0 — 5 — Absolute failure.
6 — 33 — Failure.
34 — 50 — Minor failure.
51 — 67 — Modest success.
68 — 95 — Success.
96 — 100 — Absolute success.
Also has no limit on the number of rolls.
Attention!
Remember, only the first roll counts, and the following rolls will have different effects. The rest of the dice are currently unavailable to you.
So, only your sheet remains, to call it, say: "Status".
[Status]
[Name — Kisunya]
[Race — Unicorn]
[Gender — Female]
[Age — 20 years]
[Abilities — ?]
[Skills — ?]
[Weapon — Hooves: 5 damage fix/+mod. from strength]
[Items — 10 ability boxes. 10 item boxes]
[Inventory — 110 Kg]
[Tasks]
[Shop]
[Characteristics «Expand»]
[Traits «Expand»]
[Achievements]
Synchronization complete, now you are familiar with this system — good luck in your game! "
The voice fell silent, and a cube began to spin in front of me.
[1D20] — choose your action option.
Evasion — agility check.
Escape - agility check.
Attack - strength check.
Persuasion - charisma check.
Endure - constitution check.
After thinking for a bit, I remembered what was said about luck in any situation, and chose to attack.
[1D20][11 Strength check 11+20][Success]
After that, I saw that I could hit with both my front and back hooves. And there was also a choice of both the muzzle and any place on his body. I decided that it would be better to hit the head with my back hooves, and everything suddenly returned to normal for me, and my body automatically turned around and hit the muzzle with its back hooves. The earth pony simply flew off from the blow and some kind of crunch was heard.
[Congratulations, you have defeated «Horny Earth Pony Lv.5»]
[Received: EXP [1D100][83X5 EXP]]
Finally sighing in relief, I simply sat down where I was standing, only slightly turning towards that pony. His minor status hung above him.
«Horny Earth Pony
Seeing that he might wake up, my mood suddenly disappeared. On slightly trembling hooves, I began to approach him closer and, seeing the bags on his back, I tried to take them off, so I rolled a dice.
[1D20][17 Hoof Dexterity Check][Success]
The bags literally flew into my hooves, I didn't even have time to understand anything. But then one thing dawned on me: looking again at the line "Gender", I rubbed my eyes with my hooves and looked again and, taking a deep breath, exhaled.
"Are you fucking kidding me? What the fuck am I a mare for, damn it!" I screamed at the whole area from such injustice, but a small groan quickly brought me to my senses.
Looking at this pony, I quickly pulled myself together, or at least my hooves, and, thinking about the "Inventory" tab, I dragged the bag there, and it simply disappeared, and my inventory became 6 kg heavier. I wanted to throw the shovel, but disgust took its toll, and I decided not to waste more time, and a cube appeared in front of me at will.
"I roll four times in all directions."
Obeying, the dice rolled four times, and I got in turn: forward — 13, left — 8, right — 3, back — 10. Although there were no checks for obvious reasons, the numbers themselves let me know where to go next. After all, the forward direction is the largest number, and besides, the forest is there — the best place to live, if you don’t remember my wisdom.
And so I hurried there, starting, you could say, to run, if, of course, this stepping of hooves can be called running. Still, I don’t really want to wait for the earth pony to wake up... And no matter how hard I tried, the thoughts madly rushing from side to side did not give me peace.
“I’m a filly... How and why is that even possible?” — these thoughts just couldn’t leave my head. Only when I reached the forest itself, I was finally able to calm down, but I didn’t feel any calmer from that.
***
*While our time traveler was looking for adventures on his own*
"Kisunya, what the hell?!" Lee shouted at her, having very serious claims.
"And what about me? I'm okay! There is a time traveler?! I just helped you a little," she said with the most innocent smile in the world.
This made Lee's eye twitch.
"And what is this?!"
"Cubes, what?"
"Cubes-huyubiki, damn you! I'm not talking about cubes, I'm talking about the number! Where did you find HIS number? Don't you know that it's dangerous?!"
"Oh, you mean that... Yes, of course I know, but only if you don't pay a decent price. Besides, I saved money because the system is pretty stable. Although this is my first attempt..."
All Lee could do was facehook from doom. His supplier and friend not only hired one of the NZH henchmen, which is partially taboo and is used in extreme cases, but also managed to screw up the system, which took a long time to obtain, having bought it, so to speak, at an exorbitant price from one of the gods, which caused her to go on a drinking binge.
As soon as we pumped her out, she cursed us for a week, but fortunately Kisunya did something and it seemed to be fixed and started working. Only it started working somehow differently... But since the order was completed, I hurried to get away from them. I don’t want to know and get involved in what Kisunya came up with - let the others suffer, and I’d rather take care of my shop.
I was reborn incorrectly.
Chapter One: I Became a Pony! - 1
"You don't understand! Sticks are unreliable! A staff! Only a staff! Even if you run out of magic, you won't be defenseless! Check out the weight."
"Illusory Barrier"
“What?..” — I was shocked by the inscription that popped up before my eyes.
No, seriously, I had a hard time running as it was: they didn't bring intuitive body control, and I crashed into this damn barrier with all my might. Why did I have to go through all this? What did I do to get killed?! I have hooves instead of hands, a body like a small horse, and they almost beat me to death with a shovel as soon as I appeared, and the worst thing is that I'm not a stallion, but a filly.
"What the hell am I supposed to do, motherfucker?!" I just hit the barrier out of anger, and at that moment a cube fell next to me.
[1D20] [4 Strength Check] [Failure]
After which the barrier simply threw me away, and several messages immediately popped up in front of me, and I lay there and looked at it all in shock.
"Congratulations! You've made your first kill and received your first counter.
[Yes\No]
I didn't quite understand what was going on until it hit me:
"The one I stunned died?"
Not quite sure how to react, I crouched down next to the nearest tree. A small conflict was brewing inside me: how should I even react to this? Until the message started flashing again.
"Yes," I decided to find out what it was, hoping it was a mistake.
"Your first counter is the "Kill Counter".
This information hit me very hard.
"It turns out that I committed... a real murder!" - I was overcome with panic. I just did not understand how and why? I hugged myself with my hooves as much as possible, I was uneasy from this realization.
***
In a very simply furnished room, on a simple sofa with snacks in the form of popcorn and cola lay a unicorn, watching her fresh hitman on a plasma TV.
"Kisunya, what the hell are you doing here?!" - a very displeased voice was heard, from which she did not even move.
"Well, Lee, don't be so stuffy, I didn't do anything," she lay there, not even looking at the shop owner.
"And to warn me..."
"Oh, come on, I just installed my door in your shop, and besides, I'm tired of constantly looping around Canterlot to come to you. And your shop has the best free access to get to many other worlds."
He just rolled his eyes at this, realizing that her decisions were always unconventional.
"I'll give you a discount and sell you the potion that is from my personal reserves!"
"Okay, I agree," realizing that either this or nothing at all.
After these quick negotiations, he turned his attention to the screen.
"Is this him?" Lee asked her when he saw on the screen that time traveler, who was a pure copy of the person now lying on the couch.
"Hm?.. Oh, yeah, that's him. He just realized he committed his first murder in his life," she said calmly, chewing popcorn and washing it down with soda. "But he's taking a long time to come to his senses."
Having levitated a small laptop to her, she began to frantically do something.
"What are you up to?"
"I'll add a little action, since he's ignoring my messages, let it cheer him up," she said with burning eyes.
"For some reason, I even felt sorry for him. Okay, I hope you won't kill him like that."
But she didn't hear him anymore, because she was completely absorbed in watching what was on the monitor screen.
He calmly left, hoping that she wouldn't bother him.
I was reborn incorrectly.
Chapter One: I Became a Pony! - 2
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"Congratulations: you are a bread!
Due to your inaction, you have lost your advantage, and now all your opponents know where your juicy ass is.
Be careful!"
"Wha-at?.." — I looked at this message in shock, not understanding what was going on here. "What do you mean?.."
In order to figure it all out, I started reading the rest of the messages.
"Param-pam-pam...
1] For Peace and Love! — this world has not yet fully understood the power of Love. For so many years they have been following only Peace, but they have not fully understood the power of Love.
2] ~~For the glory of Khorne~~... no, no way! These bastards are not enough here.
3] Slaughter! Slaughter never changes! - all living beings in this world must be destroyed, and on the ruins of their cities and bodies, a kingdom of blood and death will reign.
4] Canon! - the world goes according to the canon laid down for it, so why change anything, let everything go its own way.
5] Harem King! - oh yeah, you're the alpha male/female, you'll conquer the hearts of all the hottest babes in this world and build your most unique harem.
6] You, me, him, her — together a papal family! — your brother/sister in the shop can look into this world.
7] I am a Legend! - a legend needs to perform a legendary feat that will be in the hearts and minds of everyone living in this world, it can be anything: from saving the world to anything.
8] I WANT TO BE AN ALICORN TOO! — There are very few alicorns in this world, so let's increase their population.
9] No Way Home? — There must be a way to get you back. Try to find it if you can.
10] Shadow, wizard, money, gang! — Everyone needs money, and authority even more so. Will you be able to achieve everything or will you go to the bottom: the world of little ponies can hide a dark side, know this.
11] Five minutes - normal flight! - this world under the leadership of Celestia has been standing still for a very long time, so fix it, give it a goal and opportunities, making it advanced.
12] There is only one main character here and that is me! - you are the main character here, so let the others know it too. Why do you need these stupid competitors?
"Param-pam-pam...
Info Sotka: The skill will allow you to learn about an object through a cube [1D6]
After reading all this, I realized that things were bad for me. This realization became especially clear when a filly jumped out of the bushes, her crazy gaze directed at me, but unlike that pony, she had wings. And again, the world froze in front of me.
[1D20] - Choose your action option.
I chose dodge without thinking twice, after which the die, obeying someone's will, was thrown. And when it fell, another message appeared in front of me.
[1D20][12 Dexterity check][Indifference]
My attempt to dodge was a bit of a failure, and she was able to grab my tail with her hoof. So I had to use my back hooves to strike, and at that moment the world froze again until the die fell, showing the number 14.
[1D20][14 Strength Test][Modest Success]
The blow was a success, knocking most of the nonsense out of her. The pegasus, who had fallen on her back, tried to get up, but I, wasting no time, wanted to give her another blow.
[1D20][4 Strength Test][Failure]
Alas, I did not have time to strike, and as soon as I raised my hoof to strike, she immediately came to her senses and jumped away from me. Although she was battered, she was not as agile as when she jumped on me. At that moment, I was finally able to see her status.
«Concerned Pegasus Filly
However, she took advantage of my distraction, almost missing the moment when she jumped on me again in an attempt to knock me to the ground.
[1D20][16 Constitution Check][Modest Success]
The die gave me the advantage of stopping the moment to decide what to do, and as I already realized, it slightly adjusted my body. After all, as soon as she pounced on me, I was able to take the blow with my body only by stepping back a few steps, almost falling in the process. Not wanting to take another blow, I rolled the die to dodge.
[1D20][18 Dexterity Check][Success]
Having dodged her blow, I immediately counterattacked.
[1D20][4 Strength Test 4+2][Minor failure]
My blow was not as strong as I wanted, because when I aimed for her face, I slightly grazed her neck. From which she received little damage, but due to the previous blows, she became even slower, because she walked somehow. Not wanting to take on another murder, I ran away.
"I can't kill again, she is a living, intelligent creature."
Alas, my run did not last long, and, having reached the edge, a very dangerous sight for my eyes appeared before me: in the open area, from behind the bushes and trees, a lot of different ponies began to run out. A lot of ponies with horns, with wings, as well as simple ponies, fillies and stallions, and the most terrible thing was to see not only their look, but also what the stallions had shorter. I felt scared - my asshole shrank to an atom, but their looks weren't as crazy as the first pony's.
[2D20] [17 Dexterity Check] [14 Constitution Check]
[Success] [Modest Success]
After I rolled all the dice, the run began - a very difficult run for me. And it was difficult, more mentally than physically, because I was being chased by not one, but a whole crowd of ponies wanting to get my ass. Trying to weave among the trees and a few rocks and bushes, I was able to break away from most of them, because they switched to each other.
I was reborn incorrectly.
Chapter One: I Became a Pony! - 3
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In one hidden cave, a gray unicorn was lying, her red mane and tail were covered in dirt and branches stuck in them. She was lying almost curled up, and although her body was shaking from the cold, she still did not wake up. But after a while, she finally opened her eyes, but she was in no hurry to get up, and her thoughts were occupied with something completely different:
"How hard... My whole body hurts incredibly much, it's scary to even imagine how long I ran. Fortunately, at one point I received a message that they missed their opportunity, which made life much easier, because I was finally able to hide in this small cave hidden behind the bushes."
"Param-pam...
— Status.
[Status]Inventory - 110 Kg Quests
It was now that I remembered the bag I took from that pony. The bags themselves were held together by a belt, and when I opened them, I looked at the contents, and there were two pairs of... hoof pads or boots? Then there was a lamp with some kind of crumb inside, an empty book and a pencil, a pickaxe, and bread wrapped in a fairly clean cloth. There was something else, but after the bread, I decided to stop.
"Oh, idiot, I'm a unicorn pony, I have magic! Wait... what a slowpoke I am, I ended up in the pony world from the cartoon I just watched. However, the question of magic is still open for me: how do I use it?" — Having put everything in my inventory, I finally looked at the boxes with abilities and items.
Having decided not to touch the box with items for now, I pulled out the one with abilities. The box itself looked like a loot box from Overdrive. When I pressed on it from above, a light hit my eyes, and a small ball barely noticeably flew into my head.
[You received the ability: "Basic Telekinesis" - Activation 10 Op]
Immediately confirmed the activation, and something clicked in my head.
I played with it a bit to better understand how it works, and I can spin simple objects almost without spending mana. However, I start to feel the heaviness when I try to lift a stone that was heavier, so I almost fell where I was standing. But even this caused me wild delight, because the better I pump up telekinesis, the more massive objects I can lift. Inspired by the very first box and the information I gained through experience, I immediately pulled out all the other boxes with abilities and began to open them.
[You got:
Looking at all this, I was simultaneously shocked and happy, because I managed to get so many amazing abilities. Alas, to activate even the simplest of them, you need to accumulate an incredible amount of experience. However, "Basic Cooking", "Language Knowledge" and "Light Beam" were the only abilities available to me, so I bought them.
This knowledge immediately appeared in my head, as if it had always been there, and I just remembered it. "Cooking" gave me a lot of basic recipes that can be cooked anywhere. "Knowledge of Languages" gave me knowledge of one language with a bonus in the form of accelerated learning of other languages, depending on how much I learned, and the more I learned, the greater this bonus. And the last ability - "Beam of Light" gave a simple beam of light that could illuminate everything that was ahead.
But the Rift caused me deep concerns, but I had to put this question aside: the counter showed the number three.
"Does this mean that they killed each other? Wait, right, their status showed that they were poisoned," - this guess scared me very much.
I walked for a long time, until at one point it showed me that another one had died. At that moment I heard a wheezing and strange sounds not far from me, so I swallowed my viscous saliva and started walking towards the sound, pulling out my pickaxe. And the closer I got to that place, the more clearly these sounds were heard. And when I looked behind the bushes, I was stunned and almost threw up and wanted to wash my eyes with soap.
It was disgusting and creepy: there were a lot of pony bodies lying in the clearing, and the cause of their death was only partially related to poisoning.
"This is how people die from snusnu," I thought, looking at this picture.
And the last two were just trying to fuck each other, deciding not to delay with it, I grabbed the nearest stone and threw it with telekinesis.
[1D20] [11 Intelligence Check] [Indifference]
My thrown stone did not hit the target directly, but it distracted them for a second. Which only led to one of them taking over, gaining an advantage. However, instead of continuing the useless attempts to not only throw a stone, but kill or stun them, I just got out of there, starting to look at the counter. I didn't have to wait too long: the number two switched to one, only to quickly change to zero.
"Param...
[Tutorial Summary:
[...]
[Calculating your contribution]
[...]
[Calculating complete]
[Due to the fact that you did nothing, your contribution to the game is minimal]
[Achievement received: Pacifist, damn it]
Pacifist, damn it: you're not a killer - Yeah, right! - gives you a good first impression of yourself.
Looking at all this with wide eyes, I was distracted by the glow coming from all the bodies that were lying on this clearing. They began to disintegrate into small multi-colored particles, so after a few minutes there was nothing left on the entire clearing, even the blood disappeared.
[Cleaning complete, you can leave whenever you want]
I just sat down, not so much from helplessness, but rather from the realization of all the ass that, apparently, would be waiting for me.
***
On a simple sofa in a rather small room, the unicorn Kisunya was lying in a rather frank and relaxed pose. What was happening to the time traveler now did not really fit into her plans, because he was not developing.
"He is somehow wrong. Where is his aspiration for strength, success and other such crap?!" - she was upset, almost shouting at the monitor. After all, she had to do a lot of work so that he could not only pump up, but also not die when he leaves the barrier.
"What are you yelling about here? You are scaring my clients here!" - Lee flew in very displeased, he was unhappy that Kisunya had settled here. He could tolerate her if she behaved more quietly.
"Lee-e-e, help-e! My time traveler broke-e-e!" — almost crying, she wanted to rush to hug him, but the sword pulled out in front of her face and a stern look knocked out all desire.
"Is he already dead?" — asked Lee, wanting to know what happened.
"No... He's not developing," — Kisunya said almost crying, pointing at the screen, — "I made a special order for all points. He lives alone, likes to play games and read fan fiction, knows the plot of MLP, and his soul is unusual and could withstand rebirth, and you yourself know the most important thing."
"Okay, show me the contract and its initial characteristics, all the information about it," — he said, waiting until Kisunya herself literally materialized everything about him out of thin air.
"Here," — she handed him the documents.
As soon as Lee received all the documents and information about who she got, he began to closely look and study each document, each point, until he got to the characteristics. And that was where the real kicker lay, and at that moment he almost gave himself a face-shoof.
"You know, I'm not even surprised that he broke down," Lee said, realizing that Kisunya wouldn't leave him alone unless he explained it properly.
"Well, don't pull the cat by his fluffy dignity, just tell me," she began to wait for his answer.
"Why the hell did you cut his intelligence, you idiot?! He already had a pretty decent level of intelligence, and you didn't just cut it, you also degraded it, of course, it will affect him too!"
"What?!" Kisunya said in shock, looking at her friend. "Does that mean it's my fault?!
"Yeah, so try not to kill him. By the way, I have an order for an enhanced concentration potion for you."
To which Kisunya just nodded, still not recovering from the shock. After looking at the screen one last time, where her time traveler still couldn't bring himself to go through the portal, she opened another one behind him and kicked him into the rift with a spin. After which, with a clear conscience, she went to prepare the potion.
I was reborn incorrectly.
Chapter One: I Became a Pony! - 4
***
"Congratulations!
Somehow getting up from the ground, rubbing my bruised rump, I was able to read what flew out in front of me, and it was bad. I had already looked at all the quest descriptions, and I really don't like them. The choices themselves were ambiguous, and each had its own pitfalls both from the classes themselves and from what was. However, one quest caught my attention.
7] I am a Legend! - a legend needs to perform a legendary feat that will be in the hearts and minds of everyone living in this world, it can be anything: from saving the world to anything.
The penalty for this task is the safest and the reward is quite interesting.
[Congratulations! You have chosen the task: «I am a Legend!»]
I read the task, and the awareness of the ass I got into grew stronger. After all, the name of the forest says a lot in MLP, and this, apparently, was exactly the same forest. Therefore, in order not to waste a lot of time, I began to think where it would be better to go. Alas, the forest itself was not exactly dense, rather very dark, due to the dark clouds rarely visible through the branches of the trees. The path itself did not become easier from the fact that I had to constantly look around, and various sounds were heard everywhere. Just now a sharp growl behind the bushes made me run as fast as I could straight through the forest, winding between the trees, almost not making out the path. I was insanely scared, and that growl was the last straw.
"How long have I been running like this?" — I asked myself this question, since it was very difficult for me to breathe, and only adrenaline dulled the pain. However, I could not stop, fear was still driving me.
Nevertheless, luck smiled upon me, because, having passed through this entire forest, the ruins of a huge building finally appeared before me. I was able to stop only when I crashed into the door, where I collapsed. I lay there for at least several minutes, watching the situation around me and having difficulty catching my breath. Only when I was able to get up and walk more or less calmly, I carefully began to study these ruins.
"These are not simple ruins," the image from the cartoon was spinning in my head, "the place itself seems to be called the Castle of the Two Sisters. And judging by the poor condition of the castle, I will either find the canon, or it has already passed. However, even despite all this, I can’t find a better place now, and I can’t stay safe in the forest and I don’t have wings to fly away.”
When I entered, incredible devastation appeared before me, I examined the dusty, rusty armor in places, bypassing the rather simple-looking traps. Fortunately, the memory of the events of the series was still fresh in me, and I remembered the approximate location of the traps, and it was easy to understand them.
However, even so, everything here evoked a slight feeling of melancholy and loneliness. The place itself screamed about its past grandeur. The ability of the beam of light really helped to illuminate all the places where the ceiling had not collapsed. And it turned out to have a rather interesting property: everything that the light touched gave me a sense of where everything was. It did not bother me, but at the same time I seemed to see everything, even the dust that was in the gaps.
Having studied these ruins, I was able to find the rooms of both Celestia and Luna, there were also rooms for both servants and aristocrats. They were also shabby, like everywhere else. However, there was a difference: if Celestia's was in ruins and almost everything had rotted and decayed, then in Luna's room everything was a little more intact. Also, very close by, I accidentally discovered a hidden room, and in it there was only one bed and a pile of ash, which showed that something was there.
Further inspection was interrupted by the fact that I almost collapsed from exhaustion. However, I pulled myself together and with great difficulty somehow made it to Luna's room, which was the closest. And having climbed onto her dusty bed, I immediately fell asleep.
Author's Note
Hello everyone who has read this far.
