Cars fly past you as you stare into the lively street full of ponies. You smile as you remember the good times you had in highschool, the good times before...

A sudden clap snapped you out of your train of thoughts. The clap came from your friend, Moondancer. She's grinning at you and starts to openly makes fun of your terrible attention span. You chuckle and laugh, retorting at her jabs at your character. Before you knew it, you were walking towards a cafe with her, and now talking about school and your second year in Canterlot high.

You smile outwardly, hiding your shaking hand as she goes ahead of you. Before you could think, you opened a bottle and jammed a few pills into your gullet as fast as humanly possible, and return to her side.

Don't listen to the cries. There is nothing wrong with your life. You repeat that, but your still shaking hand starts to break your fake reality of perfection. How long must if go on. You may never know. For now, you ignore it, before Moondancer grabs you by the neck and stops you going into incoming traffic.

Maybe there's more pressing matters right now... You really needed to check your attention span out.

No way José is a semi satirical comedy about an overly gifted character, a loss of motivation, and how teenagers are stupid.

It mixes atleast 20 different cliches that I forgot the name of into one, semi coherent, might be enjoyable, series. It follows José T. Lulamoon throughout his journey through highschool, with an emphasis on how being lazy and smart kinda coexists.

This is pretty much my first real fanfiction. A fully made out story, with background characters, explanations that hopefully is short and makes sense, and with characters that feel human.

Also this takes place on earth, 2024 A.D.

No way José is inspired heavily by Ponies on earth group (I forgot what the name is), Equestria Girls, under the purple hood, what a strange little colt (Hopefully in the later chapters) and Secretly a insect mastermind.

Along with a whole lot others.
Examples include:
The pending series.
Trust once lost.

Also, rated Mature for a lot of things. Sexual jokes or themes (mainly heat or estrus) is a small part of it. Gore and violence is why it's rated M instead of T.

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>The Male:Female rate of all creatures go by this:
Ponies- 1:4
Zebras- 1:6
Dragons- 1:3
Changelings- All female. Does not count.
Yaks and Buffalo- 1:1
Cows, sheep, and llamas- 1:3

At average, the world has about 1:4 Male to Female.

That's it. I guess.

(All art is credited to their respective creators. The one's I couldn't fine the exact creator for has their link only. If I used your art and you don't want it to be here, please contact me through my dms in this site. Thank you.)
(Any mental or non mental issues discussed/used in this story is not supposed to be the definition of the issue. It is highly encourage to not take the explanations seriously in real life, as it is mostly false, and played up for drama. All mental issues are also made for the story. Any real mental issues is not to be confused with these, even if they are similar. This is purely fictional, and if is taken seriously, might negatively impact people who have similar conditions. Please research, and learn. Please.)