Arc 0: Ponk Pone!

You are Anon, Straightest Human on the Pony Planet.

Yesterday you dabbled in games with Skittles, now you are stuck doing the one thing your kind if mostly unprepared for: socializing.

Well, sort of.

You kind of approach town, trying to appear normal. Which is difficult considering you are the only biped around and every quadruped still regards you as a potential threat.

The mayor lady was more understanding, mostly because she realizes you are literate enough to handle your documentation and be enough civilized.

But she seethes she can't tax you.

After the trip at the town hall, it is time to fill your belly, and salad isn't your objective.

You crave sweet tempting sweets, especially with the big ass sugary construction around the corner.

The ponies around tense up a bit but don't care as you march confidently like a boy that learned that diabetes is a lie like Santa and the Queen of Holland.

You strut to the counter, asking for the best cake around and you hear multiple equines gasping in shock.

Beyond the counter, the pinkiest pony greets you with big growing blue eyes full of innocence and surprise.

"Cake? Chocolate, Vanilla or-"

"Chocolate with two layers of milky whipped cream, a glaze of vanilla sauce on top."

Her lips curl in the biggest smile ever. If not more. You feel reality finally greeting you.

"Okie-Dokie. Take a seat as you get your surprise cake, Nonny!"

She bolts out of sight to the kitchens before your brain picks up that you didn't tell her your name.

Then again, everything here was crazy enough to ignore it. So you sit down at one of the free table, and you think of the cake.

The specific order was about the last happy birthday you had- which unfolded before your student debt story arc and before you got kicked out by your uncle's home.

A nice cake... Which soon materialized as the pink mare was back with that and more.

"SURPRISE!"

You half jump as the mare squeaks very loudly, ponies around join to what feels to be a sudden party. One with some banners and writing that said 'Welcome Anonymous!'.

You want to say that you are pleased with it, and with the ponies, but your attention is aimed at the cake. It looks just like that one from back then.

Reaching for a spoon, you got a bite and you could tell it was the same. Your eyes water, and the pink one frowns briefly and then a strange sad look appears on her face.

"Did you... Like it?"

You hug her, she squeaks but then giggles. You are sure she isn't doing that because she felt that strongly about it.

She is just hiding your sobbing with her cheering all the while hugging you some more.

You learn her name is Pinkie Pie, and you decide she immediately is in the top five favorite ponies, right above Rainbro and below Moonbutt.

You chat a bit with her and she is quite the quirky pony. Soon you are on your way back home and you spend the day thinking that maybe this place is not bad.

Then the night comes and you find yourself into another intense wet dream.

This time, you get a proper glimpse of Moonbutt. She is an alicorn (or a pegacorn as the name is cooler in your mind) and she is very happy of getting her snatch dicked.

Pony pussy is surprisingly intense, but you can't say much since you legit never dicked a human woman.

Likewise, you can tell Moonbutt is unsure if monkey dick is better than pony dick since she was a virgin- used to be as she bled a tiny bit and kind of had aches until she got the dick-bouncing right.

The ensuing cloud-breaking sex in front of the full moon in front of a real full moon gives you some vivid memories to remember forever.

You are still unsure if this was a dream or not. On the one hand, a dream means that you are still a human virgin.

On the other hand, you don't have the skills to Houdini out of child support like your childhood friend Demetrius's dad did with his family.

Especially since there is a chance she may be magically OP like Sunbutt and could magically make you a woman the 'painful and wrong way'.

Still, you live the dream for the next day things will see you...

Clothed~.

Author's Note

AN

Beware the Ponk One!

For she will kiss you nighty-night~.