You are Anon, and you are indeed a human. So, how did you wind out becoming the most awesome being in the ponyland? You have no clue.

Well, at least you got a cast of friends and foes that goes well beyond your usual cracky life.

Or: I noticed that no one took the humongous undertaking that is writing a full-on AiE MLP story involving the entire show so... Yeah, I decided to lose my mind. Updates are irregular and chapters' size shall be at my personal discretion for peak memery.

Cover Art is from: t72b