Arc 0: Is it June already?

Your name is still Anon, tactical green monkey.

You are now settled in Ponyville and, despite common misconceptions, you can handle the local populace's fear of you. Especially since it turns into a game of patience.

Eventually somepony brave enough is meant to 'stand up' to your tyranny of existing on this pure land.

And as the brave pony cometh, so does your urge to check the calendar if it is June already for this one gives you strong Pride feelings.

Rainbow Dash, the 'Bravest Pony in Equestria' (allegedly) and the Best Flyer Ever (legally), challenges you.

You feel your masculinity challenged. As a child of mankind, if something admittedly cuter and smaller dares you to a bet, you have to do some comedy movie shit to prove your dominance. In the name of utter sigma.

The competition is simple: it's a game of chess. Turns out you share something with the multi-colored Pegasus - you both suck at chess.

Still, she accepts and stakes are set: you win, you get to call her Skittles, and if she wins, you have to leave and accept her as the straightest mare in Equestria.

You may have questioned her straightness, and she took it very personally.

Still, banter ensues during chess. Turns out that she can approach the average Jet's mid speed with her wings.

You question God, and then you realize he doesn't exist here since there are other gods like Princess Celestia.

You will to ask upon the glorious Sunbutt why the swift gay pride symbol is able to do such a feat without self-destructing. You refuse magic as an answer.

In these dire moments, however, you try your hardest to suck less than Rainbow Dash.

After three hours, some foul play from both sides (you eat pieces while Rainbow moves them by tricking you into looking away by mentioning Sunbutt mooning on you), and your bellies craving lunch, you win.

Skittles is now her name, but she's not too mad about it. After all, she came to kick your butt thinking you were a big mean monster.

She promises you to come back soon as she leaves (since she wants to show you some cool tricks) and also tells you she's fixing the misunderstanding in town so you can actually... Socialize.

Ugh.

As Rainbro leaves after that and you waste the rest of the day at home, you end up drawn to bed at night.

Another day away from home and... Another round of worshiping the moon. That's what name you gave to the odd wet dream as of lately.

Usually you don't dream licking snatches but fucking them with your legit 1mile long pussy destroyer, but this time you are indeed slobbering over some juicy blue ponut.

You don't see the owner of said buns, but she doesn't seem to mind getting a healthy dose of Anon Lovin' through some cunnilingus.

The moans confirm whom you classified as Moonbutt (for her Moon Ass Tattoo) is indeed enjoying your in-depth cunt-tonguing.

The end results is explosive.

Oh, you still get the average pussy squirting on your face, but then it's like you get slapped back to reality and back to your bed.

It's another day in Equestria and, like the day before, you start it with the taste of victory on your tongue.

If victory was the name of pony pussy.

Author's Note

AN

This is set a week before season 1 so Anon can get to know most of the locals, set up boundaries and dynamics and... Seduce Luna as she found his dream approachable but she is getting sexually pleased in the process - and as a mare longing for gratification, she is all for that.