Flutterbox

After Fluttershy completed a crash course in oral sex, Rarity felt as though her student was ready for a date with Big Mac.

Fluttershy had arranged to meet him at Wubway; Ponyville's hottest nightclub and sandwich shop.

Vinyl Scratch was blasting some music as ponies danced on an illuminated dance floor. In the bar and restaurant area, ponies were purchasing made-to-order sandwiches as well as adult beverages. Behind the counter was a sign which read 'fresh beats served daily.'

In a relatively-secluded corner of the club, Fluttershy sat in a booth and waited for her date to arrive. Cootershy was slightly muffled by the sitting pillow, so Fluttershy leaned to one side in order to more easily allow her vagina to speak.

"Big Mac will be here any minute," Cootershy said, "How's my breath?"

"Do you really want me to answer that?" Fluttershy asked.

"I mean, I don't smell too fishy, do I?" Cootershy said, "I don't want anything to go wrong tonight."

"Exactly," Fluttershy said, "Which is why, when he gets here, I get to do all the talking. If Big Mac knew you could speak, it might scare him off." Cootershy was hesitant about entrusting the success of their mission to Fluttershy, but ultimately agreed to remain silent.

"Fine. I'll keep my clap trap shut," Cootershy said, "but if you start to puss out on me, I'm gonna step in and take over. Tonight's my big chance to finally get laid, and I'm not about to let you screw it up."

"And just so we're clear," Fluttershy said, "I'm not going to have sex for the sake of pleasure. As the Element of Kindness, it's my duty to know my element thoroughly; even if it requires me to learn about the sexual aspects of kindness."

Fluttershy seemed committed to losing her virginity, but Cootershy wanted to make sure they were both prepared for when the time came.

"Before Big Mac shows up, let's review Rarity's lessons," Cootershy said.

"Alright," Fluttershy said, "So, what have we learned?"

"Lots of control," Cootershy said.

"Screaming and hollering," Fluttershy said.

"And most importantly... passion," they said in unison.

"Right," Cootershy said, "So, since we have some time before our date gets here, let's practice some pickup lines."

Fluttershy was nervous, but she did her best to be flirtatious. She bobbed her head as she spoke and tried to sound sexy, but ended up sounding like she was constipated.

"Oh hey, Mr. Handsome," Fluttershy said, awkwardly, "You're handsome and... and strong; and I like big, handsome, strong guys."

To show her disdain for Fluttershy's performance, Cootershy expelled air from her lips, more commonly known as queefing. Fluttershy blushed as her pussy produced a fart-like noise.

The mortified pegasus lowered her head, so that her nose has hidden below the table. She looked around to make sure nopony was staring at her. Fortunately, the dance music was loud enough for Fluttershy to talk to her twat without raising suspicion.

"What kind of wishy-washy approach was that?" Cootershy said, "We don't want to beat around the bush here!... Well, actually we do... but my point still stands! That was a terrible pickup line."

"Alright, smartypuss," Fluttershy said irritated, "What would you say to entice him?"

"Stallions like it when you talk about them, right?" Cootershy said, "So what's something Big Mac likes to do?"

"He's really smart, especially when it comes to math," Fluttershy said.

After thinking about it for a moment, Cootershy came up with the perfect pickup line.

"I understand you like fancy mathematics, so what do you say we go back to my cottage and solve an equation?" Cootershy said, "We'll add a bed, subtract our inhibitions, divide my legs, and multiply like bunnies."

"Oh no," Fluttershy said, shaking her head, "I couldn't say something like that."

"Well, you can say whatever you want, provided it works," Cootershy said, growing impatient, "I don't care how you do it. Spike his punch if you have to! Just make sure he comes home with us."

"Why are you so rapey?" Fluttershy asked, incredulously.

Before she could continue her conversation with her cooch, Fluttershy was interrupted by a stallion who approached her table.

"Pardon me, miss. Is this seat taken?" a stallion said in a slow, drawling voice.

Fluttershy quickly looked up from her crotch and saw Big Mac standing beside her booth. She blushed and sat down, burying Cootershy in the pillow.

"No," Fluttershy squeaked timidly, "please have a seat."

A waitress soon arrived to take their order.

"How about a couple veggie submarine sandwiches?" Big Mac said, "You like foot longs, don't you Fluttershy?"

Cootershy resisted the urge to make an obvious dick joke. It was difficult; but with Rarity's help, Cootershy had learned a small modicum of restraint.

"So, how are things at Sweet Apple Acres?" Fluttershy asked.

"Fine," Big Mac said, "How are things with you? Any new developments?"

"Oh, I've just got one problem I'm working on right now," Fluttershy said, "It's not very big, but it is demanding my immediate attention."

"Sounds like you're on top of it," Big Mac said, encouragingly. Fluttershy smiled weakly as she shifted her weight on the pillow..

The waitress soon returned with their food. She placed a tray with two foot-long veggie sub sandwiches on the table.

Fluttershy held her sandwich in her hooves and began to sweat as she stared at it. Rarity had taught Fluttershy about the power of phallic-shaped objects and their ability to make a stallion horny.

During her training at Carousel Boutique, Fluttershy learned how to suppress her gag reflex. Hoping to impress Big Mac with her newly-acquired oral skills, Fluttershy inserted her submarine sandwich into her mouth one inch at a time. She didn't bite down, she just slowly started to slide it inside her mouth and moan.

Big Mac, who had been enjoying his sandwich up to this point, now stared mesmerized at Fluttershy, who had managed to insert nearly five inches of her sandwich into her mouth without gagging. She started to tear up as she choked down more of the sandwich. The bread was getting slightly soggy from her drool and Fluttershy's lips were stained with mayo, which made the situation even more suggestive.

Bobbing her head up and down on her sandwich caused slices of tomato and cucumber to fall out. Fluttershy looked up and her date as she continued fellating her food.

"This is so exciting!" Fluttershy thought as her heart beat in her chest, "I feel so dirty, but Big Mac can't take his eyes off me! He must think I'm... sexy."

Fluttershy moaned louder, just like Rarity had taught her. She took her mouth off of the sandwich for a moment and rubbed it against her cheek.

"Oh yes!" Fluttershy said loudly, "Oh, it's so good!"

At a nearby table, Octavia was holding a menu while staring at Fluttershy. Her waiter came over to take her order.

"Have you decided what you want?" the waiter asked.

"I'll have what she's having," Octavia said, gesturing to Fluttershy.

Fluttershy rubbed the sandwich all over her face before she resumed giving her bread a blowjob.

"Fluttershy..." Big Mac said.

With a long, slurping sound, Fluttershy lifted her head off of her sandwich. It was soggy, but its shape was still intact.

"Yes, Big Mac?" Fluttershy said. She grinned, which accentuated the mayonnaise on her cheeks, lips and chin.

"It looks like you're having trouble eating your sandwich," Big Mac said, "I can have it cut into smaller bites if you need it."

Fluttershy blushed and stared at her soggy sandwich. Touching her mayo-covered lips with her hooves, Fluttershy's face became beet red. She grabbed a napkin and wiped off the mayo, before quickly taking a bite of her sandwich and chewing it hastily.

"The bread here is so dry," Fluttershy said, trying to play it cool, "I always feel it's better to make your sandwich soggy before you eat it."

"Au jus," Big Mac said, helpfully.

"Gesundheit," Fluttershy replied, nervously.

Before Big Mac could elaborate, Fluttershy intentionally knocked her napkin onto the ground.

"Oops," she said, "Dropped my napkin." Fluttershy then ducked under the table to have a private word with her privates.

"I can't do this," Fluttershy said, panicking, "Let's just give him a goodnight kiss and call it good."

"You were doing great! Don't flake out on me now," Cootershy said, "You either get him in bed, or so help me, I'll start queefing the Equestrian national anthem right now."

"You wouldn't dare," Fluttershy said, horrified.

"Try me," Cootershy said, threateningly.

Fluttershy emerged from under the table with her napkin. She stared at Big Mac, and made her move with Cootershy's pickup line.

"So I know you like math," Fluttershy said, "Come back to my cottage and we can multiply the inhibitions to our added bunnies while dividing my bed and subtracting my legs."

"What?" Big Mac said, clearly confused. Fluttershy sighed.

"Look, I'm no good at pickup lines," Fluttershy said, earnestly, "I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent. I just wanted you to know that you have my consent."

Big Mac stared at her. It took him a moment to process what she was saying. Suddenly, everything became clear. He raised his hoof to signal the waitress.

"Check please!" Big Mac said, anxiously.