Twilight?” Spike asked glancing at me then back to her, "Why is there a male Alicorn in our living room?"

"Why Spike?" Twilight said excitedly, "Because I brought him here of course."

"Without my concent I might add." I said playing along, but still angry, "Why have you brought me here?”

"Why because you need the proper care..." Twilight said with a hoof pressed onto my chest, "Upon Princess celestia's night, all of our mares have our stallions taken care of, but I didn't believe it, I-"

"Twilight wanted a coltfriend and she couldn't get one because everypony was taken." Spike interrupted with a deadpanned tone, cutting her off it didn’t take him long tor realize why I was here, which was impressive to me at least. So that’s why I was here.

"SPIKE THAT'S NOT-" Twilight blushed slightly, "That's not what I was trying to do I-“

"I like you." I said to the dragon spike was that his name his stride is dope seems like a chil dude, The dragon took a step back, "Woah dude, don't swing like that."

"Not like that." I said with a roll of my eyes, "So are you an actual dragon or ..."

"Yup." He puffed up his chest. "Twilight's number one assistant."

"Cool."I said with a grin, "Now would you care to show me this, obviously new world around."

"World?” Twilight actually beat spike into asking that,

"Yes twilight horse."

Spike snorted as Twilight blushed brightly, "Wait how do you know my name."

"That is...actually your name?" I asked incredulously. “I was going based upon your color but..."

"Oh I thought-"

"I know it's unpopular opinion, but the world doesn't revolve around you twi." Spike interjected amused.

"Shut up spike." Twilight hissed, turning to me, "You got a lot of explaining to do."

"No...I don't." I said crossing my arms, causing twilight's eyes to linger, "First of all who the fuck are you?"

"Buck....not fuck." Twilight corrected.

"Who the fuck are you." I repeated causing twilight's eyebrow to twitch as spike stiffled a chuckle.

"I...am Twilight . Sparkle....Princess of friendship.” she puffed her chest up proudly.

"I.." I paused for a second."Wait Princess of friendship?"

"And personal student of Princess Celestia.."

I was about to respond when I was tackled to the ground and pinned by a blue blur..

Sonic the hedgehog is that you?

"Rainbow Dash!" Twilight cried out, "Get off of him this instant!"

"Oh...him?" She looked at me curiously, then at Twilight, "Twi- you didn't tel me you have a baby daddy!"

I choked on my spit as SPike started to cackle with laughter.

"Spike this isn't funny."

"Yes it is," Spike cackled, "That's exactly what you brought him here for."

Rainbow stared at spike for a moment, his words registering in her head, before she started cackling with spike.

THis...rainbow...I assume was her nickname, after I got my composure together, I slowly looked her up and down, unfortunately she seemed to notice.

"You like what you see stud?" Rainbow smirked as she flexed her wings, "Rainbow!" Twilight cried out,

"What...he's obviously checking me out...she grinded a little on me causing me to groan as I pushed her off of me.

"Stop that." I said with narrowed eyes, "First of all, I was not checking you out, I never seen a blue horse, especially one with such Rainbow colored hair."

"DId you just call me a horse!" She growled lowly.

"I did.." I snarled, "You got a problem with that?"

"Not if It's with you." Rainbow smirked.

Pure silence. Twilight's jaw was dropped, as her eyes was twtching madly, spike was just confused slightly at this....but the whole situation was still very funny to him.

"What?"

"Right..." I said with a flat tone, noticing there is something I am not understanding here, "i am going to leave.."

"Wait you can't go..." Twilight panicked, "You you..."

"I can't go..." I got into her face, "Are you going to make me?"

She blushed brightly at this, and stammered for a response, Rainbow whistled her eyes were on my ass, unashamedly not discreet about it.

"I...I....I..."

I slowly turned and trotted out the door.

Twilight stood frozen for a moment,

Twi...hey twilight!" Spike waved a claw in her face, trying to catch her attention,

Rainbow looked back at where I left before looking at Twilight, "Hey twi...you mind if you share...I-"

She was cut off as Twilight snapped her gaze to Rainbow, "Absolutely bucking not!" She rushed out the door, "Wait you can't leave, you're a stallion as an alicorn! What if someone sees you."

Rainbow stared after me for a moment before turning to Spike who was still kind of smirking.

"So...you wanna give me a clue of what happened little buddy?"

"Well....Twi....wanted a husband." Spike said with a shrug of his shoulders, "So she was trying to figure out how to get one, but all the stallions here are taken, in by a herd, or by a mare."

"So she decided to bring one over here?" Rainbow wasn't a stallion magnet either, though she would never admit it, but even she wouldn't go through such desperate lengths to get a stallion of her dreams...now maybe she can just steal Twilight's stud or maybe convince her to form a herd for him

"Yup." Spike popped the P

Meanwhile with me...I was glancing around curiously, this place was cute, adorable, hard to take anything seriously, but I had to take it seriously because I was in unfamliar territory, I was also focused on not tripping over my fee- I guess they are hooves now? weird, every couple of seconds...

I don't remember much before I got here, all I remembered was rubbing my eyes after I put my robe, when I had just finished taking a shower for the night. Before I found myself within a blink of an eye, at a different location.

And by different, I mean...different.

"I noticed a lot of mares actually openingly staring at me, with blushes on their faces, they did not look like the mares at home tht is for sure, more....peculiar.

I don't think I am on Earth, no that was far sure...my main focus right now, is trying to get back home...

Trying.

It's going to be harder than it looks.

Author's Note

Hope the grammar was slightly better, post your thoughts take care