"OOH A new pony!" A hyperactive voice...well...hyperactive on crack voice responded according to my ears, as some cotton candy haired pink pony was in my face I did not squeal in surprise, I would never admit that. It was a very manly scream, not a squeal.

"Hello! Nice to meet you! My name is Pinkie Pie-"

Pinkie pie? what kind of name-

"-Do you like parties! I like parties, do you like cakes! OOh so do I! I don't think you have the kind that I make in Amarica! Oh OH YOur an alicorn! Are you a prince Are you realated to princess Celestia are you are you mmmmph-" I put my hoof on her mouth, "Breath girl." I said wide eyed, "How can you speak all of that so fast, and how did you know I was from amarica."

She licked my hand causing me to retract it in disgust, "Mmm tasty, anyway how do I know I don't know, but I got to go!" Pinkie lashed onto me, gave me a big giant-but before her lips met mine, I put my hoof on her lips backing away, "Nah, personal space ma'am."

"Oooh a stallion playing hard to get I like that." Pinkie pie said with a wide grin, causing me to shudder, "Anyways-"

"PINKIE!" Twilight's voice rang from the distance, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY STALLION!"

"Opperoonie, she seems angry.....see ya later james!" In a burst of pure speed, she became a blur, zooming away.

I had to blink with what I just saw. "Wait...how did she know my name."

"She's pinkie." Twilight said catching up to me, "Don't question it, You mister, back to my library now."

"I told you before, " I said with a hard stare, "Make me."

She flinched slightly at this "I...you...unbelievable...most stallions would-"

"I am not most stallions."

She grabbed me forcefully with her magic but I was able to escape on instinct, I sidestepped her, before I flapped my wings,

Ok time to fly, I got to believe...if I believe I can do it then...I can.

With a flap of my wings, and a bending of my back hooves, I managed to launch myself in the air.

Ia m doing it, I am doing it I....

I started tumbling back down, till I fell face first into the ground, I groaned.

"All the more reason that you need help." Twilight said trotting towards me, "You can't even fly."

"Rub it in." I muttered my face stil in the dirt, "I'll have you know we had no need for these wings where I am from."

"so what you used your hooves to walk from place to place? Long distance, that's ridiculous!"

"No we built things." I said with a sigh, "We built things and we used what we built to our advantage.

"Oh? Do enlighten me." a regal voice spoke, causing both our heads to snap to the source, I noticed all the horses in my sight were bowing....I stared at the majestic pony in front of me, she had the biggest neck I ever seen, and not only that...why is her hair blowing! It's not even windy!

"Who the fuck are you?"

Silence.

"What are you doing!" Twilight hissed,"That's our ruler?"

"She isn't mine." I retorted flatly.

"She is over 1000 years old and controls the sun." Twilight growled

"I guess she told you that lie?" I asked amused, And you actually believed her when sh-"

Twilight actually looked like she was going to explode, which was kinda funny if I was going to be honest.

I turned to Princess Celestia, I at least assume that was her name? I expected her to be angry at me, but she was actually amused? Huh.

"Yo." I said with a raised hoof in greeting, much to the shock of the other ponies around me, Celestia merely chuckled, slight throatly,

"So your the....alicorn I heard so much about from my precious student."

"She told me about you...bad things I hope?" I asked flatly.

"Oh no...I assure you it was all good." Princess Celestia chuckled, "Let's talk a bit more private shall we..."

"How about we not talk at all." I said turning and walking away,

"Please leave us." Princess Celestia told Twilight, "Give us a minute."

"I yes...Princess..." Twilight said backing away, Princess Celestia followed me.

"So Princess Celestia huh, "A normal name besides spike." I said amused.

Horses actually stared at me shocked from the audacity or whatever, I didn't care. I don't really bow to anyone. Besides, I knew she was looking at my ass.

Princess Celestia chuckled, "Yes it is a strange thing upon our culture but I assure you...it makes the things all the more interesting does it not?"

"No."

Princess Celestia actually smirked, she reached out, wrapped an arm around my waist, bringing me close, "You are devilishly-"

I punched her in the face, it didn't really do anything much to my disappointment", but it did make her flinch and step back in shock.

"Princess or not no one touches me like that understand!" I hissed. I turned and walked away.

Princess Celestia stared at me in complete shock, nopony ever had te audacity to....do such a thing in her presence. By all means she should be angry, however Instead of being angry, a grin slowly formed onto her face. She trotted faster, meeting my steps as I tried not to step on my hooves.

"What land do you hail from?"

"It's a place called Nunya." I said flatly.

"Nunya?" Princess Celestia asked slightly confused, "Intriguing name I never heard of it-"

"Nunya business." I finished intentionally cutting her off.

Princess Celestia almost fell over at that... she chuckled, "You will spill your beans one way another."

"Yes I do have a fart incoming hold on." I said pausing mid-step

*Vroooop!*

I farted, the noise echoing as we made our way to where no one was watching, I was still walking.

Princess Celestia looked amused, much to my disappointment again as she licked her lips.

"You're disgusting." I said flatly,

"What...I am over a thousand years old, I can't admire my own kind's way of passing a new one?" Princess Celestia asked in a sultry tone. "Why don't we-"

I pinned her against the wall her wings Outstretched, her eyes widened at my unexpected and bold move."LISTEN here." I growled, "I GOT NO TIME for your games, " my voice was more calmer in the last line, "I am lost, I am alone....in an unfamliar land-"

In an unfamilar body but I didn't tell her that.

"Kidnapped without my consent." I hissed, "If you cannot take me seriously then, get the fuck out of my sight."

Princess Celestia flinched slightly, my agressiveness slowly turning her on, "I have a suggestion," Princess Celestia muttered her eyes trailing up and down my form, "I will help you, but you must consider one thing..."

"What." I hissed, she kissed me gently on the cheek, "Be mine....be my consort."

Silence....

A moment of long silence....before...I punched her in the face. Cutting her off as I let go of her, "You're still not taking me seriously huh." I said with a growl, "So much for the help of the ruler of this place, Just leave me alone, I will....figure it out myself."

I left.

Celestia stared at the spot where I left, never before had she had such dissrepect. Never before had she felt such rejection. Never before had someone dared to talk to her or harm her in anyway that he had done; by all means she should be angry, she should be pissed off.

However, as her eyes never left my rear as I stumbled out of sight in the distance, a silly, ear...to ear...grin slowly formed onto her face. It was kind of creepy should one actually look on it..

"Soon....that rear will be mine." she mumbled as she slowly stood up, "It matters not if it takes time." Her horn glowed brighty before she vanished in a flash of golden light.

Author's Note

I had so much fun writing this chapter eheehe! Anyway how did you feel about it! Post your thoughts!"