An assault to harmony
Chapter 3: Taunting through a tacky window
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Discord had been watching these puny ponies grasp over the loss of their elements for quite some time, now he thought, was as good a time as any to introduce himself.
He laughed throughout the room over Celestia's plight.....
"Make sense? Oh, what fun is there in making sense?"
"Discord! Show yourself!"
He laughed maliciously, Celly had no idea of what his plans were.....
Soon, the elements would be under the influence of disharmony, and then all of Equestria would be as well.....
"Did you miss me Celestia? I missed you."
Discord projected his image on the stained glass windows of Canterlot, depicting his former glory liberating the ponies of this land, and being humiliatingly imprisoned within solid concreate.....
"It's quite lonely being incased in stone but you wouldn't know that would you? Because I don't TURN PONIES INTO STONE."
Not only was it an uncomfortable experience, but he truly wouldn't do something so horrendous to those Equines.....
Turning them into stone would mean they would be unable to move or react to any of his pranks and funny gags.....
And where was the fun in that?.....
"Enough! What have you done with the elements of harmony?!"
"Oh I simply borrowed them for a teensy little while."
He snapped his fingers, and the image projecting the elements vanished.
He had placed them in the golden oak library, but they didn't need to know that....
Oh, he would tell them EXACTLY where he hid them....
But the way he does will confuse and trick them.....
Just as he intends it to.....
"You'll NEVER get away with this Discord."
"Oh I forgot how grim you can be Celestia, it's really quite boring."
"Hey! Nopony insults the princess!"
'I'm not a pony, genius.' Discord smirked to himself, as he teleported away from the glass as Dash hit the window, dazed upon impact.
"Oh! You must be Rainbow Dash. Famed for her loyalty, the element of harmony you represent....."
"That's right! I'll always be loyal to the princess!"
"We'll see about that......"
He could tell he was going to have fun Discording her the most.....
"I can't believe we're wasting our time talking to a tacky window."
"The beautiful Rarity representing the element of generosity if I'm not mistaken."
Everypony has a desire, he would use that against her, and stamp out her generousness.....
"So you know who we are, big deal!"
"Oh I know much more then that, honest Applejack."
Doesn't that orange farm mare know that the truth hurts?
"You seem to know our strengths too."
"Yes, Twilight Sparkle. And yours is the most powerful and illusive element, magic. Fluttershy's is kindness and Pinkie Pie's is a personal favorite of mine, laughter....."
After all, what good was their to come from chaos if there was no joy or laughter that was received from it?....
"Pinkie!"
"Hah hah ha! He's dancing on your head! Hah ha ha! hah ha ha!"
"Stop stalling Discord! What have you done with the elements of harmony?!"
Celly wasn't any fun, if she truly wanted to know where he hid them, then so be it........
"Ugh, so boring Celestia, really. Fine! I'll tell you, but I'll only tell you MY way. To retrieve your missing elements just make sense of this change of events. Twists and turns are my master plan, then find the elements back where you began."
As he teleported away from the window, he laughed maliciously, as he knew that they would misinterpret his riddle, and when they do, they'll fall right into his talons......
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