The Preventing of Cupcakes

When I got about half-way to Ponyville, I spotted a grounded flying training course for pegasi,which I never knew about and that's where I found the most beautiful sight my eyes couldn't intake, Rainbow Dash. It was her; she was my everything, she could easily eat my soul since I'd give it to something this beautiful. My heart skipped beats and I found myself jumping up and down not hesitating to meet the mare I've always dreamed of.
As the pony spots me, alarmed with shock, she lowers herself on the grass and starts charging furiously towards me, enlightened with rage. Doesn't look too good in my perspective
When she reaches several meters away from my standing point, she jumps leg first aimed for my chest. I quickly turn around and try to dodge the outrageous mare's incoming attack, but instead I get bucked with great force from her hind legs on my backside that sends me several feet from my last position. While I'm on the ground completely shocked and winded, I lift my shirt up to notice a huge bruise imprinted right below my spine, oh god this hurts. "OWWW FUCK FUCK FUCK, WHY YOU DO THAT!! OH FUCK MY BACK STINGS!!" I yell at the pony, crippled for moments, then I step back on my feet, brushing any excess dirt that is stinking on my shirt. Then I look at the confused pony, the pony seems shocked, but she tends to finally speak up. Pumped up with adrenaline and raining sweat as I peer through the window, I see rainbow dash unconscious as Pinkie is dragging her down to the ingredient cellar. The door is locked, so I have to find an advanced way to get into the locked store. It'll draw to much attention to break the glass or call for help because Pinkie might kill her faster. I can picture Pinkie gouging out Rainbow's insides and cutting her up, but with me here, let's just say Pinkie will wish she never did this to my Dashie.