Chapters Another day waking up in the small, overpopulated town of Ponyville. Everything is fine, but you don’t quite feel yourself - you don’t feel like P. Diddy. You sigh and shrug it off, slightly bothered that the day won’t quite be as dazzling as you had expected the night prior. You lay in your bed for a few moments, staring at the ceiling, wondering how magnets work as you do every morning. As time passes, you get bored and decide that magnets do not exist and are only a figment of your imagination. Content, you lazily throw your legs off the right side of the bed, putting on the fuzzy grey slippers that Rarity made you. Dumb bitch made the one for the left foot too small. You walk down your creaky stairs, weedily as ever, and plop yourself down at your empty & cold oak wood table. You grab the colorful cereal box that was sitting in the middle of the table and open it, uncaringly shoving copious amounts of AppleJacks into your mouth.
“How do ponies use boxes?”, you ask yourself. Amidst your ritual morning feast, you hear soft hoof knocks on your front door but don’t acknowledge them - the sugary, wheat cereal was just too good to give up. Minutes passed with more and more frequent knocking, but you chose to continue to ignore it anyways. Eventually, the knocking gets louder. You sigh, throwing the nearly empty box down on the table imperviously. You waddle yourself over to the door and open it. Outside you can hear Fluttershy’s faint voice, timidly whispering to somepony else.
“Here we go again...” you sigh.
You turn the knob, and look down to see none other than Fluttershy… and Twilight?
“Hello, what can I do for you this morning?”, you ask, almost sarcastically
Fluttershy simply smiles and nervously kicks her hoof back and forth, skimming the ground.
"Well, you know, I... I have been trying to find your fetish for um, quite some time now and I... I decided to get some h-help...", the mellow mare said, even more quiet than usual. You sigh and turn to Twilight Sparkle, who is clearly holding back gratuitous amounts of laughter.
"What's your excuse?", you ask.
"Well, Jeremy, I've been hoping to study human sexuality, and, well fetishes are a big part of it all. So I'm going to use my magic to help Fluttershy here... whether you like, erm... love it or not."
Of course. Twilight just HAS to have a "For SCIENCE!" reason for everything. The custard-colored mare before you grins and releases a screechy "SQUEE!" noise.
"Oh, Isn't this great, Jeremy? We can go through so many fetishes now, and we can make you try them out--"
"Yeah, uh, no."
You grab the door and slam it shut.
"T-That's okay, we can still show you the fetishes from outside of the window, and y-you'll have to come out eventually, mister..."
"No! I am not coming out! Especially when Twilight, of all ponies, is out there helping you!"
You can very faintly hear Fluttershy say something to Twilight, however, you can not understand it. You had expected her to speak again, but instead, Twilight spoke up just loud enough for you to hear it.
"Fluttershy here wants me to teleport in your house, but I won't do that. Instead we'll find a fetish so great you'll want to go outside!"
"Great.", you think to yourself. You walk back into the kitchen and grab your cereal box. You take a pen and a sticky note. You write on the sticky note:
THINGS TO BUY AFTER FLUTTERSHY STOPS TRYING TO SEDUCE YOU
More Cereal
Milk
Pants
You walk to your living room, with your trusty cereal and the sticky note in hand, and begin to push your couch towards the window. You sit right in the middle, and begin shoving more cereal into your mouth. Watching and laughing, you watch Twilight pull out "The Big Book of Possible Fetishes" from her saddlebag. At this, your face turns to the most perfect poker face ever seen. You realize where Fluttershy must be getting her ideas from. You add another section to the sticky note:
THINGS TO DO AFTER FLUTTERSHY STOPS TRYING TO SEDUCE YOU
Burn all copies of "The Big Book of Possible Fetishes"
You think for a moment before yelling through the window.
"Try all you want, I am not coming out.". Although you know it isn't true, you are content to keep yourself isolated inside for as long as you can. Sitting and watching, realizing how many fetishes must be written on each page, you sigh. You know that you have things to do, and sitting, watching horses guess your sexual fetish is going to intervene. You stand up and walk over to your kitchen and sit down, reaching your hand back into the cereal box. It is empty.
"Fuck!", you scream, powerfully as ever. You kick off your slippers and throw the box at the wall. A toy ring fell out. "Hey, I didn't know there was a toy in here!"
At this, your day is instantly better. You slide the small plastic diamond ring onto your finger. You smile. You run up the stairs and into the bathroom. You undress and step into the shower. You lather yourself in soap and then rinse. You shampoo your hair. You shampoo it again because you forgot if you shampooed or not. You did. You rinse and turn off the shower. You put on your clothes. You are sexy. Walking back down the steps to your living room, you look through the window to see Fluttershy and Twilight still hard at work to find your fetish. Suddenly you realize that you have shit to do today, but you still can't and won't go outside. You sigh and plop yourself down on the couch again, it creaks badly under your weight despite being light. Looking back at the window, you see Fluttershy, who is the size of your house, looking directly at you with enormous, adorable eyes.
"IS MACROPHILIA YOUR FETISH, JEREMY?"
"No."
"OH."
You watch as a lavender aura forms around the giant horse, and she disappears in a small flash. Twilight stares at you for a second, but her eyes seem to be slightly fixed elsewhere. You wait for Fluttershy to appear again, but she never does. Minutes pass before the smart, purple mare approaches the window and, with her hoof, holds up a rather small Fluttershy who stares at you nervously yet hopefully. You shake your head, and giggle at the pathetic attempt. If only Twilight had realized that your fetish was tiny Twilight Sparkle. Tiny-shy was overtaken by the purple glow again, as she was returned to normal size. Fluttershy falls out of a sudden burst of light, and topples over onto Twilight. Both look dazed, however, you can see an optimistic grin appear between the two mares.
"Oh fuck, they have an idea. No! Not an idea!", you say to yourself worriedly.
You are taken by surprise when you see Twilight lean her head up to Fluttershy. You almost puke at the sight of Twilight Sparkle, of all ponies, trying to kiss Fluttershy, of all mares, seductively. Twilight pulls her head away after only a few seconds. Twilight glances your way to look for your reaction. Maybe this would be hotter if they were human? You stare, but try and look as disinterested as you possibly can. You squint your eyes, frown, and pretend to gag. Twilight looks at you, sighs and throws Fluttershy aside like she's a comforter. They look in different directions and spit. You can't blame them, that was pretty gross. A violet aura appears around the fetish dictionary as it is lifted to Twilight Sparkle's face. You watch Twilight drop the book. She rubs her chin for a moment, and then another flash of light appears. It lasts longer than before. As it fades, you see Fluttershy, who is now a gooey and opaque jello version of herself. She slowly trots over to you, jiggling with each step. Twilight licked her tail. As Slimershy approaches the window, she manages to slide herself up onto it and continue, like a slug. You have Fluttergoop all over your windows. Twilight looks at you extremely hopefully. You just laugh. Damn these ponies. You tap the window, and both ponies eyes fix upon you. You mouth the word "NO" towards Twilight. She is more disappointed than ever. Her ears are pushed back and her eyes and mane are beginning to droop. Fluttershy is standing, anxious for the next fetish. You lean your head back on the couch, and close your eyes.
Today is going to be a very long day. Fuck.
[EA Sports] Ultimate Fetish Finding 2012
A/N: Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. This is a baaaaad chapter.
Heads up: There is nothing but fetish guessing. I needed to get something out before I decided to head to sleep, because of boredom and motivation. However, I feel like this didn't turn out quite as great as you guys expected of me. I have failed you. I am so sorry.
You lean your head forward again and stare through the sticky goop out of the window. Fluttershy has reappeared as her former yellow self, still peppy for the fetish finding function. Twilight stares at you, hangs her head, and finally sighs. You can tell by the look in eyes that she is practically crying inside, regretful that she ever agreed to helping with such a foolish act. You look hopefully, wondering if Twilight is finally beginning to understand. However, to your horror, Twilight Sparkle gives you an extremely determined look, one that penetrates deep into your soul and steals all of your hope from moments prior. You take the chance to stand up for yourself. You stand and put your face as close to the window as you can, and stare back, with double the determination. Twilight trots toward you. Her horn emits a spark and begins to flow. You watch in complete awe as Twilight lifts Fluttershy off the ground, and brings her forth. She has yet to look away from you. Fluttershy is lifted in between the purple mare and you. Twilight used Fluttershy to wipe the goop off the window. You lean in further and squint angrily, adding dramatic effect to the determination.
Finally, Twilight loosens her tensed muscles a bit, and grins at you with an evil smirk.
"This is it, Jeremy.", Twilight spits out. She looks as though she is suddenly calm as ever. "We're going to try twice as hard. We're going to find something that you find so sexy that you'll have to come outside!"
Hours pass. The back and forth looks between you and Twilight are still commencing. You seem to have learned a lot more about each other simply through facial expressions. You have fallen half asleep from boredom at this point, however, you are brought awake by the sight of a long, bright flash of color and an eardrum-bursting bang to follow it shortly after. As the light and noise subsides, your eyes widen and fix on a new, unexpected crowd of yellow horses. In harmony, as if scheduled beforehand, each of the Fluttershy clones call out a loud and excited squealing noise at the same time. Your eyes begin to water. You feel a drop roll off of your cheek and onto your pants. You see the Orchestra of Fluttershy staring at you, awaiting a reaction.
"N-Nope...", You reply.
Twilight flashes her horn at the group again. Each, including the original Fluttershy, turn into a diverse variety of other mares from the area.
"Still a big nopety-nope."
Each clone disappears in an instant. Minutes pass as you sit. You catch yourself picking your nose. You take your finger out, and examine the massive greenish-brown piece of modern art you just created from your nose. You look up to see Fluttershy and Twilight staring forth in utter disgust. Twilight looks over at Fluttershy, and finally speaks up.
"Fluttershy, are you sure you like this guy?"
"Of course, Twilight! I love him!", Fluttershy says, her face changing from disgusted to excited.
Twilight and Fluttershy back away again. The violet aura picks Fluttershy up again, turns her around, her tail end facing you. You watch as Twilight, using her magic, pulls a rather long string from Fluttershy's anus. You squint as Twilight hovers the string towards you. You look and almost barf when you see small purple beads attached to the string. This would not be a problem if they were not stained with brown. Both you and Twilight suddenly gag and cover your noses. You're certain that whatever hole Twilight just unplugged is causing some kind of terrible stench. Oh, oh dear. Why? Twilight looks at you again, gaining your attention. She overs the beads up again.
"Sounding?"
She smiles nervously. After you don't respond and glare harder, she huffs and hovers the beads back towards Fluttershy, dropping and releasing them onto Fluttershy's head. You laugh, watching Fluttershy try to shove her beads back in. Twilight smiles a bit. She looks at you, and then teleports away. Fluttershy has turned herself around now. You sit and stare at her. She walks towards you. As she approaches, she holds up a hoof. Her hoof contains a strap-on. Trying not to laugh, you glare deep into her eyes. You watch as she jumps backwards and squeals, dropping the large lime-green strap-on and covering her head with her hooves. Moments later, Twilight reappears. She pulls a rabbit costume out. You try and ready yourself for whatever she could possibly have in store, but instead, you break out, flooding the empty room with laughter. You watch as the suit is hovered above, and, very quickly and rather forcefully squeezed over Fluttershy's head. Fluttershy is in a bunny suit.
"Nope."
You watch Twilight stamp her hooves and teleport away again. You look at Fluttershy, who is struggling to get the costume off. She gives up as it stops and appears stuck on her head. Fluttershy blindly trots over to you, running into a bush along the way. The costume is snagged on a branch and slips off. Fluttershy approaches you, and glares through the window. You stand up, and walk into the kitchen. You stop for a moment.
"Why did I come in here again?", you ask yourself. "Oh, right."
You open your refrigerator and grab a drink, Mountain Lyra. You forcefully shut the door and waddle yourself back into the living room, or more accurately, the observatory. Fluttershy is still in the same place, but this time, holding two strap-ons. You glare harder than ever, almost breaking a blood vessel. Your eyes fix on a flash behind Fluttershy that fades with Twilight Sparkle in its former place. She leans her horn forward towards Fluttershy and closes her eyes. Moments pass.
Fluttershy has been turned into a tree. You laugh at this attempt. Both ponies stare back at you, one angry and the other a tree.
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[IW Games] Call of Dooty: Modern Squidfare 2.3
[For those who do not know Mr. Waddle, Click HERE ]
Also, this chapter is in dedication to DiscWard, it is his birthday and I have nothing else to offer him! I feel terri-bull!
Twilight sighs again and transforms Fluttershy back into her previous form. Fluttershy's head was stuck down, into the ground. She moves her hooves a bit for a moment, and pulls her head up. Behind the dirt and grass that stains the fur on her face, you can see that she is blushing. You notice that she has a rather large and visible wingboner, bigger than you've ever seen before. You're not completely sure if it is throbbing or not, but it seems as though it is. Both Twilight and Fluttershy stop and look around. They seem to be baffled. Fluttershy stares for a moment. You get the impression that she wants to say something. A few minutes later, she speaks.
"Uh.. Um... m-maybe your fetish is washing an older pony?"
Suddenly, from absolutely nowhere, Fluttershy is scrubbing the back of Mr. Waddle, who is sitting in a bath tub. You're more confused as to what is going on than how he even got there. You glance over at Twilight, expecting an explanation. She simply looks down and facehoofs.
"Fluttershy, that is not a fetish!"
Mr. Waddle speaks up. "It ain't? You're lyin'! It's mine.". He then raises his eyebrow rather suggestively. You close your eyes and wonder. Why do you even live here, again?
Another few hours pass. The fetishes are beginning to get repetitive and sillier than ever. Throughout the time, you had contemplated using bleach on your eyes. Numerous times. You look forward out the window again. Whatever Twilight and Fluttershy are doing, all you can think is: Nails should * not** go there.* More time passes. Your mind begins to drift off a few times. In your head, you solve half of Equestria's major social and governmental problems. Too bad you'll never be famous enough to make a difference. As the time passes, Fluttershy and Twilight work to finish their biggest fetish attempt yet. You see a musical begin to execute in front of you, complete with 10 paid actors, a stage, lighting, special effects, and even scripted lines. Admittedly, it was a pretty good show. However, you were only half way through it when you began to pay attention. The play was about Fluttershy and you engaging in intercourse. How creative of her? Twilight was manipulating a puppet to represent your part in the play. One of the songs they were performing included the entire cast wearing clown make up. They were singing about miracle whip or... something that started with an M. Miracles, maybe?
"Okay, seriously. What were you guys expecting to get out of me from performing this? Whatever the hell this is, it is not my fetish."
"Oh... Uh... Okay then...", You hear Fluttershy squeak and watch her as she lowers her head. Fluttershy accepts this, but Twilight looks, well, pissed . Her mane is highly disheveled. There is clearly not a single strand in her entire mane that is in place. It looks as though she is shedding. You can see that her eyes and mouth are twitching rapidly, chilling shivers filling the spaces between the twitches. She kind of looks like Pinkie Pie. Whilst examining the mare, another bright flash appears. I aught to start counting these flashes, you tell yourself. As the flash fades, you notice that everything from the show had disappeared in moments, leaving behind nothing except for Fluttershy and Twilight. The cast, stage, lights, essentially everything from the show has disappeared in a matter of seconds.
"That is it, Jeremy,", Twilight says, staring you down and grinding her teeth. "If you will not come to the fetish, then we will bring it to you."
Twilight smiles devilishly. From the looks of it, Twilight was going to resort to teleporting herself into your house. You put your hands over your head, awaiting the shitstorm in which you had silently anticipated for quite some time now. Arguably, one could say that your jimmies were... rather... rustled. You peek out from under your hands. Twilight is still ranting, speaking at speeds that would easily pass that of Pinkie Pie. Is she turning into Pinkie?
"Umm, Twilight, I do not mean to interrupt your angry ranting but...", Fluttershy spoke up and said.
Twilight was still not paying attention, and continued to rant.
"Jeremy, you just had to play cat and mouse--", Twilight is cut off.
"TWILIGHT!"
"What, what is it Fluttershy? What?!", Twilight yells, not realizing what she is doing. Fluttershy whimpers. She ducks her head and nervously rubs her fore hooves together.
"B... Be-behind ussss..."
It seems that you were wrong, and not quite everything from the play had disappeared. Something was still there. You look, it was the giant squid prop from scene 69, or something similar. You've seen enough hentai to guess where this is going. You can not remember correctly. You watch, wondering how it managed to approach without anyone seeing or hearing it. Watching it squirm, you gasp as you realize that it is a real giant squid. You close your mouth as you finish your long gasp. You sit and wonder for a moment, what was the purpose of that squid again? You were only halfway paying attention, and it was from inside the house. You watch as the squid reaches a tentacle forward, and picks up the two ponies at the same time. Ends up you were right, you had seen enough hentai to guess where this was going. The tentacles began feeling the ponies in ways that squids should not feel ponies. Fluttershy seemed to be enjoying it, though, but then again she also seemed to be screaming your name as the squid "did its thing". The two ponies, in almost complete syncronization, scream out for help. You aren't quite sure if you should, though. You turn to your nifty instant tea making station. You make some tea and contemplate the situation. Looking out the window again, you see that the tentacles begin switching between feeling the ponies and slamming them towards the ground. With each slam, the ground shakes. You realize that this situation is serious. You sigh. You get up, and think:
I guess it's time to go save Twilight...
...and, uh, maybe Fluttershy too.
"Well, I guess she is a friend... kinda." , you say to yourself.
You stress yourself in an attempt to stand up, having trouble forcing your legs to work. Once you do, you swiftly walk into the kitchen, and then to your front door. You open the creaky, tall door and quickly close it behind you. You look up at the monstrous creature, who easily quadruples you in height. You can see that he is still banging the ponies in the same two ways in which he was doing so before, and he seems to be getting angrier as seconds fly by. You forcefully gulp and look around. Why the fuck didn't I come up with a plan?
As you begin to internally kick yourself for lack of plan, the squid "prop" swiftly grabs from the ground you and lifts you into the air. Shiiiiiiiiit. As expected, the squid begins to prod the inner part of your leg. It tickles, but you do not want to lose your virginity to a squid. Shiiiiiiiiit again. The gigantic penis-prodding prop is rubbing your leg more rapidly now. You look around nervously and squirm to try and escape. You hear Fluttershy suddenly whine louder than before, and you look at her.
"J... Jeremy... I just want you to know...", she begins to cry, her mellow voice hidden and muffled behind sobs.
"We're sorry!", Twilight shouts, finishing the sentence for Fluttershy. You acknowledge the apology but don't accept it.
"I know, ugh."
You suddenly feel an unpleasant prodding near your lower back this time. The tentacle lowers itself. Oh HELL no. You stop squirming and giggle under your breath, trying to politely add humor to the terrible situation that is ensuing.
"You know this is not my fetish, right?", you shout to the others
Twilight forces a smile and stares at you.
"That's alright. It isn't ours, either.". Twilight screams.
Moments pass. You continue to brainstorm ideas to escape.
"Wait, aren't squids like... underwater creatures?"
Twilight's eyes widen.
"Oh, Right! I put a spell on the squid so that it could live in our environment!"
Twilight's horn glows and the aura captures the squid, removing the enchantment. The squid fell over, dead, dropping you and the two mares to the ground below. You fall and land on your ass. You look around. No other ponies near by seem to have noticed what just happened, or care for that matter. Why the fuck am I stuck living here? Amidst rethinking your entire life, Fluttershy trots over to you and tackles you. You did not fall. She is much too light. You turn and look at her.
She licked your face like a dog.
"Oh my gosh, Jeremy! Thank you so much for saving us, you were so brave! You are... my hero! "
You push Fluttershy off of you.
"So, being a hero isn't your fetish...", she whispers under her breath.
"Don't get any ideas, Fluttershy, It isn't like I tried to help because I like you. I tried to help so I wouldn't have two dead, squid-sperm filled ponies on my lawn."
Dumb bitch.
She seems to have ignored what you said. She smiles in realization. You frown at the same thought.
"Look, Twilight, He's out of the house!".
"Uh-oh."
You carefully watch as Twilight closes her eyes and lowers her head. She shakes her head and smacks her hoof forcefully to her face and then lowers it again. She left a mark. She whispers to herself for some time, before looking up. When she finally does raise her head again, you notice that her mane is highly disheveled. Not a single strand was in place. Many patches hair of her coat, specifically on her back, are raised. You watch as you can not tell if it is moving or not. Twilight Sparkle looks like your mother did after your little cousin Jonothan woke her up from her fat-nap last Thanksgiving. You smile at the memory. Twilight growls, breaking your concentration.
"No, Fluttershy, No. No, no, no, no no, nonono, no, nooooo, no no, no. No. Enn - Oh, No! I am done. I am fu--freaking done, okay? Almost getting raped by a giant squid is where I draw the line. That should not happen. All you wanted was a relationship with Jeremy, and you almost got both of us raped. What the actual --... Forget it. Bye."
With a small purple flash and a bang, Twilight Sparkle disappears into a cloud of dense smoke. You can't move. Weird place to draw the line considering some of the * other** attempts.* Fluttershy sighs in Twilight's defeat. She looks sad. However, within a few moments, she grins back up at you. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
"Well, Jeremy, I'm not giving up on you. Someday, you will love me. I can guarantee it.", she says to you, her face hidden behind her mane. Admittedly, it was kind of adorable. Though, Fluttershy was still a horse, and nothing was going to change that.
"Oh, ha. Fluttershy, just keep telling yourself that. I don't love you, and I never will! Get it into your head!"
You walk back inside of your house, slamming the door quickly behind you. Fluttershy could have invited herself in. You walk up the creaky stairs and go into the first door on the left. That door led to the bathroom.
"Looks like I'm taking a shower.", you say to yourself. You quickly, but lethargically strip naked and step into the shower. You look down as you turn on the water. Fuck, Why do I have a boner? You shrug it off as afternoon wood. As you scrub your body you begin to think over all of the fetishes and attempts that Fluttershy has made. Admittedly, she's got a lot of motivation.
"I guess today could have been worse, but at least Twilight won't be helping her now. At least she couldn't convince her OTHER friends to help her...", you say to yourself. You think for a moment before speaking again. "Right?"
If I had the motivation that Fluttershy has, This chapter probably would not be almost an entire month late. Post pictures of Fluttershy pls. Also, I need an editor.
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You wake up in your uncomfortable bed, which in reality was not a bed at all. It was more of a sleeping bag minus the sleeping bag. You look at the clock to your right. It reads, "7:00". In your head, a familiar tune plays and you begin to sing along.
"Seven A.M., waking up in the mornin', gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs. Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal..."
While mindlessly scraping pieces off of the bottom of your box of brandless cereal, you hear something outside. You stop crunching on delicious, sugary cereal goodness and listen closely. It sounds like someone is counting. Oh well. You don't acknowledge the counting until it starts to get more rapid, and you hear an orgasm-tier squelching noise from the outdoors. You stand and walk to your door, where your shoes are sitting neatly. You slide them onto your feet, but notice something is inside of one of the shoes. Checking, you see that it is a note. You lift it close to your face and try to make out what is written on it.
"Sorry for yesterday's mishap, Jeremy, as an extra apology I've gone to my furthest magical lengths and fixed up your shoes. Sincerely, Twilight Sparkle."
Hmm, I wonder when she did that? You ask yourself. You play it off, for she is a magical unicorn; and she does magical unicorn things. Inspecting them closely, you notice that your shoes are shined and properly straight-laced. You think for a moment and then decide that it can not be relevant to any hijinks with Fluttershy, brushing it off as a truly apologetic gesture.
You go outside and immediately notice an intensely motivated Rainbow Dash flying in a back-and-forth pace, keeping a constant count.
"67... 68... 69...", Dash demands toward the ground. You look to see a struggling Fluttershy doing wing-ups on a mat. She seems to be dressed with a headband which is knocking her mane behind her face, and she is also wearing smaller bands around her hooves. Walking over to the ponies, you shout, grabbing their attention
"The hell are you two doing?", you ask, semi-angrily.
"Dammit, Jeremy, you made me lose count..." Dash groaned, crossing her hooves, floating above you.
This did not seem to matter, as Fluttershy twitched into a wing boner at the mere sound of your voice, and fell flat on her face mid-wing up. You laugh and slap your hand to your face.
"Uh, yeah. Anyway, she's training. Fluttershy, work on some stretches." Rainbow Dash said. Fluttershy nods and begins to stretch in a multitude of ways, such as pulling hooves above her head, stretching wings up and down, and stretching her hind legs behind her.
"What's she training for? And why is she doing it outside of my house?" You ask, bothered.
Looking at Fluttershy, you notice that she had her rear end facing you. Her stretches began to look more seductive, but made you feel quite the opposite instead. These attempts are beginning to get really pathetic , you think to yourself. You look back at Rainbow Dash, who seems to be mesmerized by Fluttershy's new found style of stretching. She shakes her head and looks back at you angrily. You look to Fluttershy.
"Heh, there's um, for a special event, yeah... And for another one with you, you'll have reach, and I'll have flexibility~" She says, squeaking mid-way through her sentence. Continuing her ritual stretching, you laugh again at the truly pathetic attempts. You're almost certain she farted at least twice throughout the stretches. Maybe it was her weak bones cracking?
Well, that was a subtle pass. Thinking about you, the yellow mare dropped to the ground, limbs tangled in a knot. Rainbow Dash face-hoofed and landed to help Fluttershy.
"You'll see, Jeremy. Also, I'm trying to help her win you over." Dash exclaimed.
"Oh. That was blunt. Why?" You ask.
"What do you mean, 'why'? My best friend wants a coltfriend and I need to be there to support her in getting one."
Oh boy, this will not end well , you told yourself, shivering at the sheer thought of what could come of this.
You imagined yourself in a dark room, expecting the worst but hoping for the best. You could hear Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash mumbling in another room, as well as various items being clanged around. You heard what sounded like knives being sharpened. You shivered.
You shook your head and brushed off the thought. You were known for this, these thoughts that you knew you would never let happen. Since the day Fluttershy first met you and began attempting to seduce you into her sexual acts, your life and mental stability has changed drastically.
You decided that it was not worth getting worked up over, and walked off down the driveway. Behind you, you could hear Rainbow Dash calling out routines to Fluttershy, which were mostly followed by ear-breaking shrieks of intense alarm. You walked off and sighed, knowing that this day would probably be a long day.
Go work at Sweet Apple Acres for 4 hours
As you approached your home, you noticed that Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash are still chatting and sitting on your lawn. Fluttershy grinned at you and waves with her wing. Rainbow Dash grinned as well, but you ignored it. Fluttershy's workout getup was nowhere to be seen, and the mat was gone too. Both ponies seemed oddly excited to see you. You also looked up to notice a large cloud above your house.
"Whatever you're planning, you're not hiding it well enou-" You attempted to shout, before you were cut off by two pegasi lifting you into the air. Amidst this, there was a lot of awkward struggling and hooves touching your ass. Soon, you were deposited into the cloud with an audible pomf~ sound. You noticed that the cloud was hollowed out and very roomy inside.
"Wait, how am I...", You quickly question. "Oh, the shoes..."
You look around to notice that Rainbow Dash is not in the cloud, but Fluttershy floats down onto you with a blush.
"Jeremy, would you like to have sex with a pegasus?"