Chapters Here i am, sitting in Equestria, but not really in the place I wanted to.
I have been sitting in this cave for about 3 years now. When I got here, I expected to be welcomed, but all I remember that I was knocked unconscious, then probably left here.
They never said that they were THIS unfriendly in the show! I didn't even know that there was an deep and dark cave anywhere near Ponyville!
When I woke up, I remember hearing Twilight say, "He could be a threat" to somepony else. When I heard it, I started to yell : "HEY! LET ME OUT!", but they didn't listen. Since then, I have been living on any animal that has been stupid enough to fly or walk in this deep and dark cave and fall next to me.
The cave was really dark. I barely even saw my own hands! Someday, i will become INSANE if I don't escape. I had never felt like this before. I WANTED to revenge. I NEEDED to revenge.
I didn't care how i would do it, i just wanted to revenge. I would have escaped a long time ago if there was ANY other way out than climbing. The ledges were REALLY sharp and the wall looked really unfriendly. I decided to do it because I was sick sitting here in this goddamn cave almost starving to death and just waiting to go insane.
It was really hard to climb because you always hit your finger on a sharp ledge or slip. I climbed for 32 minutes and FINALLY got up. I headed back to Ponyville. My fingers were bleeding and I was hungry but i didn't care. I was angry. I wanted my revenge. I just need the tools for it.
After i got to Ponyville, I hid behind a tree near the edge of the town. All the ponies were busy doing whatever they were doing.
I was searching for a better place to hide and saw a small warehouse near the library where Twilight lives. It was really hard to sneak past all the ponies there, but I managed to do it. I went inside and saw all these tools from Earth.
I was really surprised for a while, then I guessed Twilight has been taking random objects from our universe to study and use them. There were tools like hammers, chainsaws, sledgehammers, saws, pickaxes... Wait, PICKAXES?
When I saw them, I was surprised and happy at the same time. I was a huge fan of 80's slasher films, and My Bloody Valentine was one of my favorite ones. It really reminded me of that movie so i took it with me.
I was lucky and found an old miner's outfit and gardening scissors. The gardening scissors reminded me of The Burning, so I took them too. It was quite hard not to make noises while taking them or while walking around.
I searched for some more goodies, but I couldn't carry any more tools. I took the pickaxe and gardening scissors, put on the outfit and left the warehouse. Once again, it was really hard to sneak past the ponies but now even harder, because i had all the tools. I heard somepony say : "Did you see something moving there" while pointing with his hoof where I was a few seconds ago.
Luckily, he though to himself that it was only his imagination and i got past them all. I have found a way to get my revenge. Stalk Twilight and her friends like any other slasher movie villain and murder them. They will never see it coming! I WILL get my revenge.
After I got my supplies out from the warehouse, I waited for night to arrive. After the night fell upon Equestria, I was seeking for a target.
Tonight, I would drain my first blood. Pretty much everypony was asleep by now, except Caramel. I wasn't sure what he was doing up so late and i couldn't care less. I guess he was cleaning the town or some crap that i didn't care about.
I went closer to see if there were any other ponies around. Nope, its only Caramel. I started to make loud breathing noises with the gas mask to creep him out. He was scared and asked " Who's there?". Before he was able to do anything else, I ran to him and hit him with my pickaxe in the gut.
It seemed to be effective, he was bleeding heavily and finally passed out from the blood loss. I dragged his body to the forest and hang it in a tree in a hope that somepony would follow the blood trails and find his body. Also, just for fun, i went inside the library and wrote : " I know when you are sleeping " on the wall to scare Twilight. I'm waiting for the next night to get my next target...
Chapter 4 - Mass Hysteria
I fell asleep after my first blood. After all, sleeping on grass in a forest is alot better than sleeping on stone in a cave. After i woke up, i went to see if the ponies would have noticed Caramels murder. They had. The whole town was panicking and i found it really fun to watch. Shops were closing, ponies ran into each others, they screamed all the time and argued with each others. It was just so much fun. Then i saw something important. Twilight had left the library and headed to the cave i was in. Maybe shes going to check if i was still there? After 3 years she all the sudden cares whether i'm in the cave or not? I guess it makes sense because i probably am the only one that would even think about a murdering somepony in Equestria.I decided to follow Twilight and took my mask off so i would make those loud breathing noises and get caught. When she saw i wasn't in the cave, her face was just hilarious! She was panicking and ran to warn Ponyville. I though about stopping her, but i wanted to let the mass hysteria grow. But hey, why not raise the mass hysteria by going to Ponyville and killing somepony when everypony SEES me? Well, i never was the most intelligent living human, so i decided to do it. I put my mask back on, go back to Ponyville and pick a target.
After a while of picking, i decided to kill Heartstrings. There still were many ponies panicking and running around outside, so i ran to her with my gardening scissors, impaled her head causing blood to fly everywhere. Everypony screamed in terror and searched for a place to hide while Heartstring's lifeless body fell on the ground. I tried to take my gardening scissors back, but they were stuck in her skull. It took me a while to get them out and it left a huge bloody mess and it made me sick. I walked back to the woods and heard Fluttershy whisper to Twilight : "That is not a pony...". I looked back and answered : "You are right." and walked to the woods. I was expecting that Twilight would use her magic or something, but no. They just let me leave the scene of blood, gore and terror. I decided to clean my scissors before doing any other actions.
Later, i sneaked back to Ponyville just to spy on Twilight. I heard her and Fluttershy's conversation : "What are we going to do to him?" Fluttershy asked Twilight. "Next time he comes here, we have an ambush ready." Twilight replied. I had already heard enough and decided to arm a trap myself too. They probably would have talked alot more, but i had some plans for this night. I dug a small hole with my pickaxe and bare hands, sharpened some sticks with gardening scissors, use the sticks as spears and put them in the hole and cover it up. Only reason i made that trap was because i wanted to see someone step on it and suffer. Few wounds on a hoof won't be bad at all, but hey, don't forget me. If someone steps on it, i will just come and get them with my pickaxe. Revenge has never tasted so sweet.
Next day was really peaceful, because they though i was going to strike again. But they were wrong. Apparently the Cutiemark Crusaderses sleepover was at Fluttershy's house, so i didn't have any problems for my plans. I waited for midnight and finally searched for Rarity's house. It was really dark and cold outside. Rarity was bathing at the moment, so i silently entered her house. I cut my finger to get some blood and painted " Don't look, he will see you. Don't move, he will hear you. Don't breathe, YOU'RE DEAD!" on the wall with my blood. Later, Rarity came out from the bathroom finally and saw what i wrote. She was shocked and when she turned back, i tried to hit her in the face with a pickaxe but missed. She ran around screaming and using her magic to throw stuff at me. I got really pissed off from all the crap she throwed at me so i grabbed her and sliced her throat open. I put her hanging from the roof just for a bit decoration and left Rarity's house. I was sneaking back to the forest when i saw that Derpy Hooves had fell into my trap. I almost got her but she flied away and alerted everypony. I ran back to the forest hoping that nopony saw me go back there and later fell asleep. When i woke up, the town was in full alert mode. Everyone was ready, they had set traps and more. I have NEVER seen ponies like this. This is going to be fun.
I have been waiting for a change to strike again, but there's no way because they don't sleep, all they do is patrol Ponyville's borders. I know that one day, they will think i'm gone. They cant patrol forever. One day, they will give up and everyone dies...
This night, i decided to a silent murder. Nothing like Heartstring's death, i won't even leave clues like when i murdered Caramel. My target this time was Cheerilee. She came home from work, while i was still investigating places. It's like she wants to be brutally murdered! She didn't do anything, she just went straight to bed. I'm okay with that, my job gets alot easier. After she fell asleep, i checked the path to the forest, right now it was clear, but it wouldn't be for long. I quickly just hit her in the brain with a pickaxe and took her body. It was a huge mess, but i would come to clean after i had taken her body to the forest. Damn her body was heavy.
I didn't have any other choice than go clean up the blood left on the path i went trough. Great. It was frustrating but worth it. I kept her body as a trophy. Don't you just love it when you come "home" and see a dead pony? I know you do. Her body was still bleeding which was really annoying. You couldn't cover the wound because all there was here were trees and leafs. This place was lacking fun too. I was cleaning my weapons and sharping them when i heard walking. Somepony was walking in the forests. Great, my weapons are bloody and now an adorable little intruder. I grabbed my gardening scissors and went to search the source of the sound i just heard.
It was Snips and Snails. They were playing around with a shiny red ball, in my forest and while there's a killer in Ponyville killing everyone. Way to go. They were so busy playing with their goddamn ball that they didn't even hear my heavy breathing caused by my gas-mask. They finally noticed me when after i got right behind Snails. Snips yelled : "Snails, look out!" but Snails didn't have much time to react before i cut his head off with my gardening scissors. I guess with fury everything's possible. Blood was dripping from the body and the head, covering my gas-mask's lenses and forcing me to wipe them while Snips was running away. I ran after him just to trip on a log and hitting my face on a rock. My gas-mask's right lens shattered. I didn't care about it and barely got Snips captured before he reached Ponyville. I stabbed my gardening scissors in his eyes while he screamed. He died from the blood loss and i took his and Snail's body and brought them to my "home". I felt a little bad because of the fact that they were both fillies, but i really couldn't care less.
These situations just make me wanna sing : "The fools will all make fun of me, but i'll just laugh maniacally 'cause no pony's ever suffered like they will" and laugh like a maniac. After i got "home", i put Snail's head and body on the ground Snip's body next to his. Shortly after, i got a crazy idea. I would keep count on my body count. I took my gardening scissors, cut my finger a little bit , took a leaf and wrote 6 with my blood on it. I had killed Caramel, Heartstrings, Cheerilee, Snips, Snails and Rarity. Sadly, i was a fool and didn't take Heartstring's, Rarity's and Caramel's body here.
After i had marked my body count, i put the leaf under Snip's body so it wouldn't fly with the wind. I went to spy Twilight to see what she was doing. Even though they patrol the border, i still sneak past them all. Man, they suck at guarding. Twilight was sleeping. I wasn't sure why, but do i really care? I cut my finger again but this time wrote " Harry Warden made you fear..." on the wall and put books into random places and damaged some of them with my pickaxe. Even though they she doesn't who Harry Warden is, it will probably still freak her out. I left the library but this time a few ponies noticed me and chased me to the forest. They ran faster than i did but they tripped on logs and sticks. When they tripped, i saw that they were Bon-Bon and Trixie. I guess Bon-Bon saw me and came after me and Trixie was around. When Trixie saw what was going on, she came after me too. I'm still wondering why didn't she use magic to stop me? Whatever, i took my gardening scissors and stabbed them both in the head at the same time. I would have yelled "DOUBLE KILL!" if Ponyville wasn't so damn near. I dragged the bodies back "home", stumped my old body count leaf, acted like a emo once again and typed 8 on the leaf.
"There is no cure for insanity. It just keeps spreading...."
Pinkie Pie and Twilight escaped my pickaxe, but i will get them soon. Nothing will stand between me and my revenge.
As i left the library, ponies had gathered around it to see what was all the noise about. When they saw me, they ran back to their homes.
I followed the marks on the ground that Pinkie and Twilight had left when they ran away. The marks leaded me to the forest and then back to Ponyville
Talk about cheap moves... It seems that they didn't want to leave Ponyville even though there was a killer there.
I went back to Ponyville and saw that Pinkie Pie and Twilight went to the library. They had let Fluttershy out from the basement and started planning something. Probably a plan to get rid of me.
"We need a plan to get rid of him" Twilight said. Yep, i was right.
"Throw a party to change his attitude?" Pinkie suggested.
"Seriously?"
I broke their conversation by jumping in the library from outside trough the window. As i rolled trough the floor, i grabbed Pinkie's hoof.
"Any last words?" I said to Pinkie.
"I'm sorry!" She yelled.
"Yeah, that's what they ALL say." I said and raised my pickaxe. I was just about to hit her but Twilight threw a book at my face.
"Get away from Pinkie!" She yelled and threw more books. I backed up a little and covered my face.
She threw all the books she was able to find but ran out of books. Then i grabbed her and threw her out from the window.
Fluttershy once again was hiding under the table. What a fucking pussy. This time, i flipped the table over and kicked her in the face.
It caused her nose to bleed. She cried and tried to run away, but i hit her hoof with a pickaxe. She screamed while i took my gardening scissors and sliced her throat.
"FLUTTERSHY!" Twilight screamed when she saw her body.I ignored her screams and removed the pickaxe from Fluttershy's hoof and threw it at Pinkie who still was inside.
It missed and got stuck on the shelf. Pinkie and Twilight ran from the library while i was pulling the pickaxe off the shelf.
I chased them for a while but i tripped and accidentally hit my arm with the pickaxe. My arm was bleeding but i still chased Pinkie and Twilight even though it hurt pretty much.
They went to Sugar Cube Corners and locked the door. All the door needed was a few hits with pickaxe and it was broken.
They ran upstairs and i followed. They threw a chair at me and it hit the one arm that was bleeding. It hurt quite much but who cares? When i finally got up, they had escaped from the window.
I followed them by jumping straight out from the window. It was a dumb decision. It hurt pretty much and it took a few seconds to recover and get back up. I was standing next to the building and looked around to find Pinkie and Twilight.
This time, i had no idea where they had went. I heard a small crackle behind me. Seriously...
I quickly turned around and threw my pickaxe. It hit Pinkie's throat and she fell on the ground and gasped for air while blood spilled from her mouth.
"PINKIE, NO!" Twilight screamed. After a while, Pinkie bleed to death and Twilight had run away.
She ran for a long time and headed to Derpy's house. Derpy let her in and asked : "Whats going on Twilight?"
"He... Kill... Pickaxe..." Twilight tried to say something while gasping for air.
She wasn't able to finish her sentence because i busted the door open and grabbed Twilight from the throat.
"I finally got you. After 3 years, i finally got you." I said while smiling maniacally.
"Look, i'm really sorry. I swear, i didn't kno..."
"That's bullshit and you know it! You left me to die in a cave without food. I will revenge!"
As i grabbed my gardening scissors, i felt a huge pain from the back of my head.
I shouted as irealized that i was hit with an axe.
I fell on the floor and saw that while i was preparing to kill Twilight, Derpy went to get an axe and hit me with it.
They took my weapons and mask. They dragged me to the cave and threw me back in the cave i was for 3 years. Déjà vu.
My head was bleeding heavily as i was laying on the ground.
But wait, if i'm dead, how can i be writing?
Did you really think i was dead? No. This had just started. I'll escape again and kill Twilight and Derpy.
That's it, i'm back and ready to kick some ass. This time the climbing wasn't such a big challenge because i had mining gloves.
I needed to find my weapons and drain some blood. I was thirsty. I sneaked to the forest to check if they had done anything here. Nope, nothing here. That's all i can do here right now.
I went back to Ponyville and sneaked to the library. The weapons were in a glass case. How officiant. I hit it once and the glass broke.
That's when i noticed that Twilight was still in the library and i scared her. I took the weapons back and ran away. When Twilight saw what has happened, all she said was
"No... It can't be...."
It was GREAT being back. I kissed my old faithful pickaxe and went to select a target. This time i picked Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. I always hated them, so why not kill them now?
It was getting dark soon and they were heading home. They decided to take a shortcut trough the forest. Must be my lucky day.
As they walked trough the forest they finally passed me and i hit Silver Spoon in the face with a pickaxe and it came out from the back.
Blood flew out from her face as i ripped the pick out from her skull. Blood was everywhere and i liked it. Meanwhile, Diamond Tiara had ran away but it wasn't hard to catch her.
All it took was a little sprint and a small raising of my gardening scissors and she was lifeless. I took the corpses and put them where the other corpses were. I was surprised they hadn't taken them away yet.
Next day, i had to pay Derpy a small visit. Remember how she tried to kill me? So do i. Now i must just finish my business with her.
I walked up to her house, and knocked the door like anypony else would do while visiting somepony. When she opened the door, i swinged my pickaxe trough the air and hit her jaw. The other end of the pick came out from her eye socket, which caused her eyeball to pop out.
As i once again took my pickaxe out from a pony's head, i saw Dinky crying there next to me.
"Why did you hurt mommy?" she asked.
"Karma is a bitch isn't it?" was all i said and then i left.
I went back to the forest, left my weapons and went to spy on Twilight. This time, Celestia was on a visit. How interesting.
"Is there a way to resurrect my dead friends?" Twilight asked Celestia with a hopeless look on her face
"There is a resurrection spell, but it is one of the hardest spells in all of Equestria" Celestia answered
"Well, let's see if we could cast it tomorrow, okay? I'm kinda busy tonight." Celestia said again and then finally left.
A resurrection spell? Hell no, i ain't gonna kill them all again. I guess i gotta pay Celestia a visit too.
I ran as fast as i could to get my weapons and back. I followed Celestia and her guards back to the castle. It was one hell of a walking trip. There were two guards at the door waiting for them.
After Celestia and her other guards had went inside, i pulled out my gardening scissors and pickaxe and threw them at the guards. I hit them both, but the left one was still suffering. I quickly stumped him before he was able to alert the others.
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I went in and there were shitloads of guards everywhere. Great... I was able to assassinate a few of them, then i made a quick murdering spree. I hit my pickaxe on one of the guards heads and slashed the rest with my gardening scissors. Fortunately, they weren't fast enough to alert other guards.
I took my weapons and entered Celestia's bedroom. She was sleeping and that was ok with me. I pulled out my scissors only to have to struggle with some strange magic.
I barely was able to do it, but i grabbed Celestia's horn and ripped it off her head. Then i stabbed her multiple times in the chest with her own horn. She was quite easy to kill. I left the castle and started to wander back to Ponyville
I was half way there when i was just way too tired to continue and went to a nearby forest to take some sleep. Tomorrow i would meet Twilight again.
After sleeping a while, i decided to continue my trip back to Ponyville. It was night and probably nopony was awake anymore.
While i was walking, i saw a Campfire. I sneaked near it and hid in the bush. They were telling campfire stories and apparently, i'm not just "popular" in Ponyville.
"They say his soul lives in a forest. This forest! A maniac, a thing they call a human. He's here to revenge to the ponies that left him to die. He is watching... Waiting... With his pickaxe stained in blood he seeks for vengeance. So don't look, he will see you, don't breathe he will hear you! Don't move... YOU'RE DEAD!"
That's when i decided to crash the party. I jumped from the bush and hit the "story teller" in the face with my pickaxe and with my other hand i killed the pony next to him with my gardening scissors.
The other ponies were terrified and ran back to their tents. I left the pickaxe for a while but took my gardening scissors. I walked to the tents.I smashed the gardening scissors trough one of the tents and started to cut everything i was able to get hold of.
I was barely able to see what i was doing but i sure did kill the ponies inside. They were in bits and pieces.
Rest of them had escaped already. Well, four dead ponies is enough. I took my pickaxe and threw the corpses into the campfire.
I continued to walk back to Ponyville. When i finally was back at Ponyville, it was afternoon already.
I walked to the library when all the sudden Twilight with a few other ponies that i didn't know the name of tased me with a bunch of tasers.
I guess i blacked out because i woke up in a truck. I was escorted to the prison. My hands were handcuffed, or should i say hoofcuffed. A few ponies were pushing me inside a prison
"I have two questions. Who is he, and WHAT is he?" Somepony asked the ponies that were escorting me.
"You don't know him? Well, he's the Celestia's murderer. He has also killed many other ponies at Ponyville."
The other pony was about to start some sentence but the one escorting me said : "Oh and he's a human. Not sure what are they, but they sure are alot stronger than we ponies are."
"Wow, that's some heavy shit. Let's take that mask off."
They took my mask off and asked me:
"What's your name?" I didn't answer.
"Hey fucker, i asked your name!" I still didn't answer.
"Forget it, let's just throw him in the cell with that other maniac"
"Yeah, i guess that's a good idea."
They walked me to one of the many cells and threw me in.
"Hey you, we got a partner for ya!"
They threw me into the cell and i saw the pony inside. His mane was kinda shaped like Rainbow Dash's mane, but it was only one color and it was green. His body color was gray and he was a earth pony.
"Hey, what's your name?" He asked. I didn't answer and just looked at him
"Stop it, you are giving me the creeps. Whatever, escaping is more important than names. We need to get out from here. You are the stronger guy but i am the smarter one..."
I didn't let him finish, i stopped his sentence by saying : "Well fuck you too."
"Don't be offended, i was just guessing. We need to get you out from those cuffs, escape and team up. I have a small hiding place near this prison. But before that, why are you here?"
"I killed a bunch of ponies. Oh yeah, don't forget Celestia."
"You killed Celestia!?". I answered : "Yeah, i did."
"Wow, you probably could just kick that door open right there. I got a lockpick hidden under my blankets. Here."
He gave me the lockpicks and i tried to unlock the cuffs. It took some time, but i got it open.
"Get up, we are leaving." i said.
"Now? But..." "Where is the escape!?"
"We just have to break a few of these bricks and we are outside."
I kicked the bricks as hard as i could, and they went out from their places. The hole led us outside.
We both slipped out and ran. The pony led me to his hiding place. It was quite small, but it was enough. I was staying here for the night.
Chapter 10 - Unfinished Business
Me and the pony entered his little hiding place. It was small and it smelled quite bad, but i some reason liked it.
"So, what's your name?" The pony asked me.
I finally decided to tell my name to someone. "Thomas, how about you?"
"Well, i really don't know my name... I guess you could call me something like... Buddy?
"Good enough for me. Hey, do you have any knifes?"
"Over there on the table." I walked to the table and grabbed a big nasty kitchen knife. It was clean and i could see my reflection from it. It was so sharp that it looked like a small push could get it trough skin.
"What are you gonna do with that?" Buddy asked me when i grabbed the knife.
"I'm gonna get my mask and weapons back and head back to Ponyville."
"Why don't we just stay here?"
"I can't, i have some unfinished business to do."
I left the hiding place and wandered around. It was foggy outside so it was hard to see anything.
On top of a hill, i saw the mental hospital again. I was sure they were keeping my weapons somewhere there. All it took was a little bit of walking and i was at the door.
I kicked the door open, stabbed a few guards and left them to die. I went to the storage and started looking around.
"Hoofcuffs? No.... Razor blades? No.... Gotcha! My good old pickaxe and gardening scissors."
I picked them up and prepared to butcher a few ponies, but i sadly only got one. I stabbed him in the stomach with the knife and hit his right leg with the pick and the left one with the gardening scissors and then left him to suffer. He was screaming for help.
It was a long way back to Ponyville, i probably had to walk for days and i wasn't sure where should i head. I went back to the safe house for one more time to get a map.
"Hey Buddy, do you have any maps of Equestria here?"
"Yeah, over here."
I took the map and walked towards the door. I was just about to leave but Buddy said : "Hey Thomas, can i come with you?"
"Sure." I answered and we went outside. We had a long trip to Ponyville ahead, so we moved on.
A few days later, we finally were at Ponyville. Everything is okay here again. Broken windows are fixed and that kind of stuff. Twilight seemed to be kinda jumpy still though.
"Is that the pony that you will kill?" Buddy said and pointed at Twilight.
"Yep, she's next, if nopony gets in my way. I'll just wait for the night to come."
"Man, this place is small. Where do you sleep anyway?"
I pointed at the forest and said : "I had a small place between some trees where i usually rested. I guess i'll go there now."
When i arrived, nothing was changed. Absolutely nothing. It was already dark, so i decided to strike now.
"Wait here Buddy."
I sneaked to Ponyville and to the library. I looked from the window and saw Twilight organize the books. She threw a few old books out just next to me. Luckily, it was so dark that she didn't see me.
I ripped a clear page out from one of the books and turned my headlight on. I took my glove off and cut my finger a little. I wrote : "I see you" on the paper with my blood. I put my glove back on, wrapped the paper on a rock and threw it trough the window.
Twilight was terrified when she saw the message. I decided to get up and climb trough the window.
"No, get away! Why do you keep coming back! Just leave me alone!" Twilight screamed.
"You wanted a threat. You got one."
I threw my pickaxe at her but she dodged it. She used her magic to throw a few books at me, but it tickled more than it hurt. After surviving an axe trough my head, she thinks a few books will stop me?
I took a chair and hit her in the head with it. She fell unconscious. Sweet.
I found a bunch of ropes. I threw Twilight down the steps into the basement. I her front hooves on the wall and the back ones on the ground. What a classic torture pose.
I ran out from the library to get Buddy.
"Hey Buddy, wanna do something REALLY fun?"
"Umm... Okay. What?"
"Torturing.". "You know me better than i do!" Buddy answered.
We ran back to the library and went to the basement. Twilight had just woke up.
"Let me go, i can do ANYTHING!"
I took my gardening scissors and hit it trough her right front hoof. She screamed when i did it. I looked back and saw all kinds of scientific chemicals.
"Hey Buddy, look over here. Shall we play with these?"
"Hehe, absolutely." We grabbed a few random chemicals and made Twilight drink them. She started to puke. After that, her left eye turned all red. She screamed like something was eating her insides. I looked at Buddy and said:
"This is going to be fun." and started to laugh maniacally. Buddy started to laugh too. Twilight looked more than just worried.
"Hey Thomas, what kind of fucking chemical makes your eye red and also makes you puke?"
"I have no idea, but i like it!"
We laughed together. When we calmed down we decided to take another chemical. Once again we forced Twilight to drink it. She refused for a while but i hit her in the guts. After that she drank the potion.
The potion gave Twilight wings. Of course she tried to fly away but i took my gardening scissors and snapped them both off. I was quite disappointed of the amount of blood that came out from her body. It seemed to hurt though.
Twilight was screaming in agony. I threw the wings across the room and tried to come up with some creative ways to torture her.
I found a needle from the table, not sure who left it there but i could care less. I took the needle went to Twilight.
"Open your eyes!" She resisted but i forced it to open. Then i pushed the needle in her eye. Her eye popped and we laughed at her pain.
Meanwhile, Buddy had picked up a glass of some weak acid. Then he said : "You thinking what i'm thinking?"
"Let's do it." I grabbed the acid and threw it at Twilight. Her skin started to fall apart. It wasn't anything extremely critical, but it still looked really painful.
Twilight was there crying with a popped eye, skin almost falling apart and bleeding.
"Please... Let me go."
"You know what? I'll let you go." I cut the ropes but then threw her in the cage where i was a few weeks ago.
"Enjoy your life."
"LET ME OUT! I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING TO YOU! PLEASE!"
I ignored her screams and just left the house. A few different ponies had heard the screaming and came over to the library.
I took my pickaxe and hit one of them in the chest. His chest went apart from the hit with the pickaxe and most of his insides fell out. There was two left. A pegasus and a earth pony. I catched the pegasus and started to strangle her. I grabbed the gardening scissors and stabbed her with them.
Buddy took care of the earth pony. He took a knife, stabbed and stabbed on all of his hoofs. He let him bleed for a while but then he cut his throat open.
"Nice job Buddy." "Thanks."
We traveled back to the forest, laid down our weapons and just sat there.
"So, what do you usually do now?" Buddy asked me.
"Nothing really, just probably go to sleep."
We both went to sleep and woke up early next morning. First thing we did was go check Twilight. She still was in the cage, barely alive and starving.
"Please.... Give me food..."
"So you want food? I'll get you some food."
I walked up the steps and went outside, grabbed a bird and squeezed it to death. I went back inside, walked down the steps and threw the corpse of a bird at Twilight..
"There you go." "But this isn't food!" Twilight answered shortly after.
"That's what i had to eat when you did this to me, cunt." She started to shake the cage and then i heard someone coming down from the steps.
It was the cops. I managed to hide under some blankets and some other crap but Buddy was just too slow. I heard them plan his execution. Should i just leave him to his fate? Hell no.
I followed them to a huge city. It was REALLY hard not to be noticed because the streets were filled with poor ponies, drug addicts or just plain trash.
The prison where Buddy is, was not far. I just have to find him. I tried to hide at the shadows of the streets, but then some drug addict came to me with a knife. He was skinny as hell and looked extremely weak.
"Hey, give me all your money!"
"Do you think i fucking have money for you?"
I grabbed his knife and stick it in his eye. I grabbed his head and covered his mouth before he was able to scream. I dragged him to the street and started stomping him. The corpse was bloody, but since there was so much cardboard trash it wasn't TOO hard to cover the body up.
"Hey, you killed my friend you asshole!" I turned back and saw somewhat stronger guy over there. I grabbed him and snapped his neck. I left the body and moved along.
I walked for a while and walked into an ambush. Jesus Christ can't you go anywhere without being attacked?
There was 4 ponies surrounding me and they all had knifes or pipes.
"Give us your drugs and money." I didn't response and for that, somepony hit me with a pipe. It was the one who looked the most strong. His skin color was white and mane was red.
I grabbed the pipe from his hoofs and impaled him with it. He fell on the ground and blood started flowing from his mouth.
"Oh you motherfu-" I didn't let him finish when i grabbed both of his hoofs with my arms. I pulled the hoofs while pushing his body with my leg away from the hoofs. After a few seconds, the hoofs ripped off.
Blood was all over the ground and my outfit was covered in blood.
"Shit, he's crazy! RUN!"
Other one ran away but one of them was still there. He had a pipe but was so frightened that he dropped it.
"Please, spare my life!"
"You think you are in a bad situation? Try surviving 3 years in a fucking cave only eating living animals."
I took my gardening scissors and cut his stomach opens. I pulled the insides out and strangled him with them. Now that's gruesome.
Like i said, all but one of them are dead. That's what you get if you fuck with me. I continued walking for a while but then i saw i was right in front of the prison.
Chapter 12 - Scream Bloody Murder
Now that i was at the prison, i just kicked to door open. I grabbed the nearby guard's handgun from his pocket. Surprisingly it was really similar to our handguns so it was easy to use.
I shot the guard and the one next to him in the head. I looked around and saw a corridor that leaded to the cells. Next to me was an armory.
I ran to the armory and faced a few ponies. Few bullets in the head is enough. I went in the armory and saw a shotgun. I threw the pistol on the ground and grabbed the shotgun.
"Groovy."
I continued to the cells and blew a few guard's head off. The prison was in full alert already. I saw Buddy in a cell. He was laying around in the bed waiting for something. I shot the electronic lock on the cell door, dropped the shotgun and said :
"Get up already, soon this place will be filled with cops!"
"Alright, alright!"
We both ran for the door, and noticed a few cops had gotten on our way. One of them tried to shoot me but only hit my arm. I was pissed off because of it and grabbed my pick. I smashed his face into pieces with it. The other cop was terrified and wasn't able to shoot.
We ran back to Buddy's hideout. For our surprise, it was filled with homeless ponies. About five ponies to be exact. First i locked the door behind us and then i grabbed my gardening scissors and stabbed one of them in the eye and watched him hold his eye and scream.
Then i grabbed him and sliced his throat open. A female earth pony one started to scream "Bloody murder!". I grabbed her from the head and punched her in the face repeatedly.
Not much later her face was covered in blood. Her nose and teeth were completely broken. I smashed her head first on the floor. Three other ponies were pounding on the door trying to get out. I grabbed one of them and threw him on the ground so he was laying on his back and looking at me.
Then i stomped his stomach repeatedly. After a while he started couching blood and begged to let him go. I started to laugh and stomped his head heavily. His head fell apart like a watermelon.
The two others were already butchered by Buddy with a cleaver.
"Where do you get those cleavers and knifes anyway?" i asked Buddy.
"Well, i have a huge stash of them here in my house. Where do you get all your... whatever pointy and sharp things you have?"
"They are just attached to my back,"
"Oh. By the way, i think we need to clean a bit."
We both looked at the floor. It was flooded with blood and guts. We both laughed and started to clean the place up and burned the bodies.
I opened my mouth and said : "Did you know Valentine's day is coming up soon?"
"Valentine's day?" Buddy asked.
"Oh wait, i think it's called Hearts and Hooves day here, but whatever. I have some plans for my friend Twilight on that day."
"You know its not in a few days right?"
"Yeah, but i have plans already."
When we finished cleaning, i went outside while Buddy was cleaning his cleavers and knifes. I wish i would find another gasmask since these goddamn lenses are broken.
I walked to the city and sticked to the shadowy dark corners of the city. I saw alot of scum, drug addicts and homeless ponies.
As i walked trough the city, some homeless pony said "Please, give me some money. I need it for food.". He was really old and seemed extremely weak.
I grabbed him from the head with both of my hands and started to push my hands together with the head between them.
"Aaa... Stop... Please!" I ignored him and kept on pushing.
Soon after his eyes popped from his eye sockets and his skull crushed. I dropped his lifeless corpse on the ground. Luckily nopony saw me.
I had no idea what to do, mindlessly killing ponies would get me caught but i really didn't have anything else to do and after all, i'm after Twilight not the whole Equestria.
"Oh what the hell, Equestria has a new arch enemy." I started to laugh like hell but then some guy stabbed me in the back with a knife.
I really didn't care and turned around. It was some drug addict skinny ass pony that said "I know what you are trying to do, you want to destroy Equestria!"
I pulled the knife out from my back and stabbed him in the stomach repeatedly and watched him walk around slowly while blood was flowing out from his mouth. After a while he fell on the ground lifelessly.
I started to feel satisfaction from killing ponies and then i got a great idea. I saw some normal pony, he wasn't homeless or a drug addict. He wasn't rich either. He was just... Normal. He was wearing a trenchcoat that hid his face completely.
I sneaked on him and snapped his neck. I took the trenchcoat and wore it. I tried to look like a pony. Since it was probably impossible i just said
"Fuck this, i'm just gonna rush in." I grabbed a rusty iron pipe and headed to a hardware store. This damn city has everything. I opened the door and went to the cashier. I smashed his head into pieces with the pipe.
The ponies in the store started to freak out. I went to one shelf and took something i have always wanted. A chainsaw. Luckily it was filled with gasoline. Not sure why, but whatever. This city seems like a gold mine for a killer anyway.
I went outside and went to another dark corner. I saw a bunch of drug addicts doing drugs near a bunch of dumpsters. I started my chainsaw and ran at them
I sawed one of the ponies head in half, and watched the blood flow on the ground. The other one luckily tripped on some trash.
I cut that pony in half and watched his insides flow out. I dipped my finger in the blood and wrote on a wall with it.
"This whole fucking city is going to die!"
When i finished writing it i started to smile. This whole city was going to flow with blood.
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Chapter 13 - My Bloody Hearts and Hooves Day
Oh boy, it's Hearts and Hooves day! Too bad i don't have anything to do today. What about we bring Twilight a small gift to the hospital? I sneaked in the shadows of the city and looked around a bit. Then i saw a quite big store not too far away
Inside had pretty much stuff in there. Hammers, nails, plastic bags, gum and Hearts and Hooves day heart shaped chocolate boxes. Perfect.
I walked to the stores windows and stalked the cashier for a while. When she went to organize some of the products on the shelfs that were far enough.
I acted fast and went in without making any sound. I walked to the chocolate boxes and grabbed one. The pile almost fell over so i had to hold them still for a while and then i sneaked back to the door and heard the cashier say "What was that?" When she came back to look what was the source of the noise, i was already outside and far away.
"Now we just need a heart."
I ran back to the shadows of the streets and waited. After a while, some brownish pony saw me and asked what the heck was i. I acted fast and grabbed his head. I started to bash his head on a brick wall. Slowly blood started to flow out and then his whole skull cracked and you were able to see the brain.
I put his body on the ground, took my gardening scissors and opened up his chest. I forced the ribcase to open and saw the heart. I pulled it out and shoved it in the chocolate box. I left the body laying there. It was a quite nasty thing to see while walking down a street just minding your own business.
The hospital where Twilight was isn't far. I wen't back to Buddy's safe house. I saw Buddy still cleaning his knifes. I left my chainsaw next to the door. Buddy saw my chocolate box and said
"What's in that chocolate box?"
"What do you think? A heart of course."
"Oh." He stopped talking and continued to clean his knifes and blades. I sat down and took the map. Yep, i was right. It's not very far away.
I got up and went outside again. I heard Buddy say to himself.
"That guy keeps going and coming back."
I walked for some time. Two punks started to fuck around and wanted my boots. Seriously, they only wanted my boots. I hit my hand inside one of their stomaches and ripped the insides out and strangled the other one with the insides. They didn't have much time to react.
Wow, i'm quite surprised that the whole Equestria doesn't know about me yet. I kept walking and walking until i saw the hospital. Great, now we can leave the surprise for Twilight.
The hospital was filled with nurses and doctors. It was IMPOSSIBLE to sneak trough the front door. Only way straight to Twilight's room was to climb trough the windows and that wouldn't be easy. Twilight isn't the only patient there and the walls...
I decided to atleast try since the walls weren't THAT solid.
I spent a few hours climbing, slipping and then climbing again. After a long time i finally found Twilight's room. Sadly, there were no openable windows or atleast not outside. Twilight was sleeping in the bed and then i saw a doctor come in the room.
I panicked and almost fell, i just barely got hold of the ledge. The doctor opened a window to probably give Twilight some fresh air. Why am i always this lucky?
I went in and noticed that my shoes were still covered in blood and they left bloody footsteps on the matress. I really didn't care and left the chocolate box on Twilight's night table. Then i pushed Twilight a little so she would wake up slowly, i went back outside and waited.
"What's this?"
Then i heard Twilight's scream and i started laughing.
"Don't think its over yet, i'm gonna get ya later."
Chapter 14 - Back to Work
It has been quite a while since i last time saw Twilight.I haven't left the safehouse in two months for now and Twilight is all ok now, the wounds that i made are now mostly healed. Expect her eye. She has an eyepatch now. She traveled back to Ponyville last week, i guess she couldn't take all the crowd and noise of a big city. Well, guess who's following her?
My pickaxe and gardening shreds have been laying in the corner, just collecting dust. I haven't even had the time to get outside. Well, that time is now. All i need is a map of Equestria and those you can get easily here, it's a huge city, you know?
I got myself a map and started my journey back to Ponyville. It was a long trip, but i have had worse. Nothing too interesting happened, i met a few ponies and killed them. That's when i noticed that my pickaxe was getting kinda blunt. It needed a little sharpening.
When i got to Ponyville, the weather was really rainy. I sneaked to the library and looked through the window. Oh look, it's our best friend, Twilight, and she's reading a book! It seemed like she had forgotten about me. That's when i knocked on the door and prepared my pickaxe. She calmly walked here and opened the door. I smiled and said:
"Did you really think it's over?"
I swinged my pickaxe at Twilight, but i didn't aim good enough and barely missed her. I did get a brute force on the swing though and it hit the wall. My pickaxe was stuck. AGAIN. Meanwhile, Twilight ran to the window, probably trying to escape. She tried to jump through it, but she just bumped into it, not even shattering the window. I went to her and strangled her. Before she passed out, i threw her at the bookshelf to wake her up a little bit.
I wen't to take my pickaxe, when Twilight woke up and started to throw stuff at me. it didn't really slow me down that much. She started to throw all sort of junk at me. Chairs, books, vases, plates, anything that she was able to grab with her magic.
All the sudden, she threw an open gasoline tank at me. Before i even saw it, i was soaked on the gasoline and that's when she pulled out the matches.
"Bye bye." She said calmly, lighted the match and threw it at me. Now that's funny. I came here to kill her, but it seemed like that she was prepared to kill ME. Either way, she was coming with me. I ran at her on flames and grabbed her.
"If i go, you come with me!" I yelled and laughed. She tried to struggle away without success. We stood up, and i threw her out from the window and ran at the door. I crashed through the door and ran to the nearest puddle that the rain had left.
I had a hard time breathing through the mask so i had to take it off. Twilight had once again escaped. How the fuck does she get away every goddamn time? After taking a breath of fresh air, i put the gasmask back on. I decided to go into random buildings and kill everyone inside.
First one was a basic building. Two floors, a few windows and a front door, basic stuff. I kicked the door in and saw two ponies just chatting and hanging around. I threw my pickaxe at the other one and it pierced through his mouth and getting stuck on a wall. The other one tried to run away, but i decapitated him with my gardening shreads. The head dropped on the floor and sprayed blood everywhere.
Next stop, pretty much same type of a house. Front door, windows yada yada yada. This time, there was only a filly. I really felt bad for kicking in the house, but i still took my pickaxe and prepared for a swing.
"Tough luck bitch."
I swinged the pickaxe at her and shattered her head into pieces. The brains flew out from her head and hit the wall, giving it a nice new painting. That's when a mare walked in the house. She screamed at the sight of a dead filly. She was so frightened, she couldn't move. There was about three kitchen knifes on a table just waiting to be used. I picked them up and threw them at the pony.
One of them hit her eye and penetrated the brain too, rest of them missed but she died on the impact of the first knife. This place was filled with blood. Just like that filly was. I wen't outside and Twilight was there and she had a gun.
"You won't kill any more ponies. Ever. We didn't do anything to you, why are you here!?" She said and pointed a handgun at me.
At that point, i bursted into laughter and said:
"Does three years in a smelly, cold cave, living on wild animals and going insane a good reason?"
She tried to argue, but i punched her in the face before she got to do anything. This time, i picked up the handgun and fired five rounds on her head. Blood was pumping out from the bullet wounds and it was obvious. She's dead. Twilight is finally dead. The only reason i didn't kill myself yet was because i wanted revenge.
"The whole mane 6 is dead. That's it. We are done."
I threw away my weapons and my gasmask. I walked a few feet away, but then came back and picked them all up
"Who gives a shit, let's kill more ponies!"
Chapter 15 - Friendship is Overrated
I guess that's it, Twilight is finished, my pickaxe needs sharpening, i'm out of cheesy one liners to throw every now and then. What now?
I stood in front of Twilight's dead body, she has been dead for a good couple hours now and worms had climbed on her dead body.
"I guess friendship doesn't always work. I guess i should have a look around, there isn't anything better to do.".
I heard the sound of a pony breathing heavily behind me. I turned around and saw a terrified light blue maned female pegasus. She looked like she wanted to attack me but didn't have the balls to do it.
I still had a bullet in the handgun, so i aimed at her head and shot her. It was a good shot and i got a nice gush of blood flying around. Now the handgun was useless so i threw it away. Now it was a time to sharpen my pickaxe a little.
I went back in the library's kitchen and looked for a knife sharpener and found one pretty quick. It was a really bad way to sharpen my pickaxe, it took 42 minutes to get it somewhat sharp enough to kill someone or somepony. Luckily my gardening shreds still were in good condition.
I decided to find ponies to kill, but Ponyville was completely abandoned. All the houses were now empty. Some ponies even left their fridge full of food. Thank god, i haven't ate anything good in three years!
After a "little" snack, i got a bit bored. There was no pony to kill or torture, so i decided to make my way back to the city where i came from. This trip to Ponyville was kinda short.
I didn't have to walk for a very long time until i saw a group of ponies that clearly came from Ponyville. They didn't notice me, so i managed to sneak up on a male earth pony and snap his neck quietly.
After that, i just decided to one of them right in the spine with my pickaxe. The hit clearly hurt alot, his screams were almost unbearable.
I saw that the pickaxe hit was so hard that the other end tore a big wound in his guts, causing his intestines to just flow out from his body. After that, he passed out and i left him for dead.
I tore the pickaxe off the body and threw it at the ponies trying to escape and i hit another male earth pony in the hoof. I ran up to him and kicked his jaw and dislocated it. Then i grabbed him from the head and bashed his face on a rock until his nose was completely broken, his teeth had all fell out and he had swallowed a few of them and rest of his face was mutilated.
That's when i noticed that they left behind "Jelly Babies". I didn't know what they were, but i took them with me anyways. I didn't see any other ponies during the rest of the trip, but then i finally reached the city. It looked a little bit more populated than the last time i was here.
I sneaked around the alleys of this goddamn dirty city, looking for a shelter until i found my good old pony friend's safehouse. I wen't in but i didn't see anybody. I guess he had left.
Nothing was different though, the floor was still covered in blood, there still is alot of sharp shiny knifes sticking from the table, doing nothing.
I took off my mask and sat down on the chair next to the "knife table". I couldn't even breathe out before a strange looking pony busted the door open and gave me an angry look. She was a yellow colored unicorn with a weird looking hat on.
Before anything else happened, she started pulling the knifes from the table with her magic and throwing them at me. She missed most of them, expect one of them hit my leg and let me tell ya, those knifes were REALLY sharp!
I took my shreds, ran up to her and quickly sliced her throat open. It turns out that she was a assassin and someone hired her to kill me. I guess i do have some enemies after all.
I smiled and dragged her body outside and dumped it in the dumpsters. There, a earth pony and a pegasus attacked me with a switchblade and a iron pipe.
I didn't take any weapons here, so i had to use my fists. Both of them attacked me at the same time, so i quickly pulled the lead pipe from the earth pony and shattered the other pony's spine with it.
I then turned to the earth pony and punched him in the gut a few times. After he started coughing blood, i grabbed his face and took him to the dumpster. I opened the lid of the dumpster and put his head in between and started to slam the lid on his head. I guess i broke his skull but after a while, he was dead.
Job well done, i dumped their bodies in the dumpster too and wen't back inside. I was quite sleepy so i decided to take a rest. I was very sleepy after the long walk here. I drifted asleep very quickly
What a great day...
When I woke up, I got up, went outside with my pickaxe and shreds and felt like chopping up some ponies. After a long break, it's really fun.
Only problem was that there was nopony around. Seriously, it was like a ghost town. I picked up a news paper and noticed, that I have gotten some fame here.
Of course, I couldn't even finish reading the paper before I was attacked by a gang of six ponies, mostly colts but one mare. I noticed that they all shared the same skin color, red.
All of them were wielding nothing, but came at me with bare hoofs. Fighting them was really easy. The first one's head I was able to smash into the ground with surprisingly good force, and shattered his skull, one I killed with my pickaxe and rest with my bare hands
One had their eyes popped out and a pickaxe stuck in his guts. Man, it was a mess. They didn't put up a very good fight though, I was just able to beat the shit out from them until they fell unconscious and then I would stomp and kick them to death.
One of them had a note. A note talking about my assassination. There was no signature, so i'm not sure who it was. Maybe somepony survived from the Mane 6? That would be an awful twist I though to myself.
Continuing reading the news paper, I found out that they had a quite searching for me. Every possible place was searched, but surprisingly, nopony found me. That command was given out by Princess Luna apparently, she wanted a revenge.
All of the sudden I heard commands being given from nearby. Luna put out another search group trying to look for me. I threw the corpses into a trash pile and hid with them. Five, maybe nine different ponies dressed in pale, white masks that only had small holes for eyes. Once again, they had a red skin color.
One of the colts saw the blood and guts left from the other assassins while passing by. He told the team to move on as he would check what the problem was. Weird thing was, he couldn't pronounce some of the letters correctly. He came to the alleyway and checked every pile of trash there was.
When he came up to the bodies, I acted quick and shut his mouth before he was able to say anything. I quickly took my pickaxe and shoved it through his face. Even though it did penetrate his head, he came back up and hit me in the face. It's been a long time since i have felt that. I quickly took my shreads and shoved them through his neck, which killed him.
I took off the mask and was surprised. It wasn't a pony, it looked more like a mutation of a pony. The skin had been clearly ripped of at some point, but it looked like some bits and pieces of it had been put back together. He had no lips, which probably explains why he couldn't pronounce some letters. His eyes looked somewhat regular, expect the pupils were very small.
This is when I figured out that I'm probably not just dealing with regular ponies. Hell, they are probably going to send something worse over soon. I heard running coming to this direction. The other ones probably heard us fight. I prepared myself for a difficult battle.
There were eight of those things standing next to me, ready to attack. On this small time of silence, I noticed that they all had somewhat injured hoofs, with pieces of skin ripped off and put together again. I finally decided to start the fight as I slashed one of their throats open. The fight had begun.
Rest of them attacked me with all force they had. Three of them charged towards me as the rest came from my back and sides. One of them jumped on my back and tried to knock me out by hitting me in the head with a bottle i suppose he found just now.
I quickly grabbed him and threw him at the three charging ones. The one I threw hit his head on the ground pretty hard and was unconscious. Two ponies attacked me from both sides. I was able to hit one of them with my pickaxe through the head, which injured him but didn't kill him.
The other pony tried to strangle me from behind when i wounded the other one, but he was quickly in critical condition when I rushed back first at a wall a couple times. He was seemed to be vomiting blood, after he let go, but I couldn't really tell because of the masks.
I couldn't even think what to do next, when the other four were on my back and front, beating the shit out from me. One of them woke up and attacked me too. I still had my shreads, so I shoved it through his chest. His organs wouldn't let go of my shreads, so when I pulled it out, most of his guts came with it too. Rest of them were quite easy to kill after that, because they were getting hopeless and tired.
I threw my shreads away and started fighting with my fists. It was a long fight, but ultimately ended up on me winning. I was tired and wounded after the battle. Blood, guts and corpses were everywhere and I was also covered in blood. I sat down on the alley to relax a little, when i noticed a big, dark pony coming up to me and many red skinned ponies behind her. It was Luna and the rest of her troops.
Luna gave them a command to capture me. They came up to me and hit me with a heavy metal club and i fell unconscious.
All i heard then was Luna saying :
"Export him to my castle, DON'T let him escape this time!"
Chapter 17 - Red on White
"Export him to my castle, DON'T let him escape this time!"
Luna's troops dragged me to her castle and threw me in a dungeon. Haven't seen this before. I heard Luna talking to his troops.
"I will be back in a minute, keep an eye on him."
The room was small and dark, it only had a barred window and a barred door. I noticed that it had started to snow outside and it was still nighttime.
I looked through the door and noticed two guards carrying spears. They were exactly like the other mutations I saw at the city without the masks. Red and damaged skin on their faces and hoofs and no lips. They quickly noticed me staring at them and stared back.
Almost instantly after that Luna came in the room looking extremely angry. He turned to me and used her magic to push me against the door. She then came up to me and asked me some questions.
"What is the meaning of this attack!?"
"I don't know, what was the meaning of teleporting me here then trapping me?"
She then got even more angry and threw me around the room. After a few throws, she pushed me against the door again.
"Why did you have to slay my sister, Twilight, her friends and other ponies!" She asked
"Because it's fun!" I answered and smiled.
"GUARDS!" Luna screamed.
A guard came up to me and Luna and stabbed me in the arm with his spear and went back to his position. It hurts, but not that much after what i have been through these past months.
She was about to ask another question but then just threw me at the back wall.
"This is hopeless. Execute him." She said to the guards. I was quite surprised and happy at the same time. Now I can escape.
Two guards with spears came up to the cell and opened it. Quickly I hit one of them in the face and took his spear. I quickly stabbed the other one through the head and kicked him back. I quickly was interpreted by Luna's magic as she threw me through the brick wall outside.
I landed in the snow, then instantly I was pulled back up by Luna and thrown back inside. By this point I felt weak and Luna came up to me. I tried to hit her in the face, but she quickly stomped my arm.
"I will get rid of you." She said and pulled me up with her magic. She threw me at another wall and i went through it. This time I was able to run off before Luna got a hold of me again.
Luna called for guards as I tried to find the storage for my weapons. Ofcourse I didn't find it, and three guards catched up to me.
I quickly kicked one of them in the face, dislocating his jaw and stunning him for a while. The second one charged right at me. He was about to hit me but I was able to grab his head and slam it at a wall which broke his skull and killed him.
The last one got on me and started biting my arm. I tried to kick him off but he was holding tightly so i gave him a few kicks until he flied off. By this time, Luna had found us and tried to use her magic, but I managed to escape into a room which had all sorts of equipment for the guards.
I locked the door and looked around. Spears, helmets and armor had been hanged on the walls. I quickly noticed that my shreds and pickaxe were here too. I picked them up and instantly Luna had blown the door away, She was just entering the room as I swinged my pick at her.
It missed her head, but hit her horn and damaged it. She screamed and got down on the ground in pain. I quickly jumped out from a nearby window into a pile of snow. It had already snowed alot.
Quickly I heard footsteps behind me and a slash. I looked back and saw another one of those guard abominations, but this time he fell on the ground dead. Then I noticed that a gray, green maned earth pony.
"Where the hell have you been?" Buddy asked me.
"I have been busy with some business, glad to see ya again though."
We shared a few words and then I finally noticed that we still were near Luna's castle and Luna was still inside.
"How about we get the hell out from here, Luna is quite pissed off at me right now."
"Damn, you manage to piss everypony off." Buddy said and we started running away from the castle.
We had been running for quite some time now and we were close to Buddy's hide out.
"Luna had put up quite a search for you, the cities were quickly deserted because everybody was afraid of her guards." Buddy told me.
"Yes, they are weird. What are they exactly?" I asked him.
"The living dead" Buddy gave me a short answer and we continued walking and we were finally there.
We went inside and the place was almost the same. It smelled and there were alot of knifes. I sat down and took a deep breath.
"So now that your enemy is dead, what are you up to?" Buddy asked me while brushing his knifes again.
"I don't know, probably going to keep doing what i'm doing until I manage to get myself killed."
"Why the hell were you at Luna's castle though?"
"I was captured on the streets and they tried to ask some questions, like where I come from and such." I answered.
"In all seriousness, where do you come from?" Buddy asked and looked at me.
"From a place that's far better than this." I said and was about to continue, until Luna and four of her guards kicked the door open ran in. Luna had a bandage on her horn.
"Attack!" Luna gave her guards an order.
Buddy had already taken down three guards with his knifes that he had thrown at them. They weren't dead, but critically injured and they barely were able to move.
Two other ones had charged at me. I used the shreads to slash one's head off and stabbed the other one in the head penetrating his skull. The shreads had gotten stuck in the skull, so I took my pickaxe out, looked at Luna and three of her injured guards and said:
"I have a secret game that I'd like to play. It's a very nice game. Oh, it's a lovely game, a game of fun and a game of adventure. A game of rats and the Black Death. A game of speared eyeballs and dripping guts and the smell of rotting corpses."
"Which of you four, would like to play my little game?"
None of them answered so I took action myself. I threw my pickaxe towards them, hitting one of the guards and piercing his skull. Luna and the other guards looked frightened and seemed to be paralyzed with fear.
I walked up to them and pulled the pickaxe out of the guard's skull and a nice stream of blood flew out. I then raised my pickaxe again and swinged it towards another guard. He covered his face with hoofs, so the pickaxe smashed them. He screamed in pain and tried to stop the bleeding but couldn't.
I looked at the last guard and smiled. Sadly they couldn't see it because of the gasmask I was wearing. Then I looked behind me and noticed the dead guard with the shreads stuck in his skull.
"Look after them so they don't do anything stupid." I looked at Buddy and he nodded.
I put my leg on the corpses neck, grabbed the shreads and pulled as hard as I could. Damn they are in hard. I pulled even harder and then finally I got them out from there. Blood splattered all over the walls and on Luna's face and she screamed.
I turned around and walked up to the last guard and Luna. They had looks of fear in their faces. I raised my pickaxe and gave them one last look and then stabbed them both repeatedly. They were screaming, blood and guts was flying everywhere and I was laughing.
After some time, their corpses were almost indescribable. Their guts and body parts were all over the place and I was out of breath. Buddy was already at work cleaning their bodies up. I stepped outside and noticed that the sky was pitch black.
It seemed that the small amount of ponies left in this city had come outside and noticed it too. It seems that Celestia and Luna existed for a reason. After a while, it started to get foggy and everypony ran into their houses.
I went back inside and closed the door to notice that Buddy and the corpses have disappeared. At first I though that Buddy had just gotten rid of the corpses, but the only way out from the hideout was through the front door, and I defiantly didn't see Buddy coming outside.
I then noticed a pool of blood in the dark that wasn't there before. I took a few steps closer to it, and I saw that Buddy had been murdered, seemingly by being bitten several times and having his flesh ripped off. The back of his head seemed to be open, he was missing his eyes and his body had many bruises and cuts.
"What the fuck?" That was all I could spit out until something grabbed me from behind. I quickly pushed it back and swung my pick at it. I only scratched his neck a bit and he let out some moaning sounds. My guesses so far are that he's an undead pony, but that would be too cliche so I doubt it.
I quickly recovered from my swing and prepared for another attack. I raised my pick and quickly hit it on the top of his head with a massive force. My pickaxe penetrated his skull quickly and killed him almost instantly. I pulled it out and took a closer look at him.
His body was mangled, he had dozens of cuts and ripped flesh on his body and he smelled absolutely horrible. I was pretty sure that it was undead after all. While inspecting his body, I quickly noticed that the entrance was opened. I immediately prepared myself for another attack, but nothing happened. It seemed that something had gone out, instead of coming in.
I placed the pickaxe on my back and the shreds in my hands prepared to go outside. When I got outside, I quickly noticed that the fog got much thicker while I was inside and I heard screams echoing all over the city. Looking around a bit, I noticed a massive horde of undead ponies and they were heading this way.
Shit, I'm in a narrow dark alleyway, behind me is an entrance to my hideout, which has no other exits so closing myself there would be a suicide. I had to quickly look around and try to find an escape. Then I noticed that there were pipes over some debris and trash. The horde was getting very close, so I quickly hopped on the debris and pulled myself on the pipes and started to climb upwards.
The pipes ended suddenly though, so I ended up being stuck on top of the pipes with not too much distance between me and the undead ponies. They were trying to climb on the debris and reach out for me and they constantly kept felling. It was actually quite amusing to watch, but I had to find a way to escape.
After looking for ways to escape for quite some time, I found absolutely nothing. The only way to get down from here is to jump and hope that I can recover quickly enough to kill some of the undead horde and run away as fast as I can.
I checked that my pick was securely attached on my back and I prepared my shreds for an attack, and then finally jumped. Unfortunately, I landed on a bad angle and it took me longer to recover. The undead ponies were about to attack me, but I quickly swung the shreds around my face and kept them back.
I recovered my balance and started running like a bat out of hell. I kept running and running for about 30 minutes and noticed that I was breathing extremely heavily and I was tired as hell. I no longer heard their moans and I was pretty sure I had gotten them off my back, but now I had no idea where I was.
Turns out, I had run right next to Canterlot. I was stunned because I had no idea I could run that sort of a distance. Canterlot wasn't guarded at all, so I could just enter the city like it was nothing. There were huge amounts of corpses. Guard corpses and innocent pony corpses. It seems that they didn't exactly know how to protect themselves from the undead.
I went inside the castle of Canterlot, and the place was covered with blood and guts and filled with corpses, the candles seemed to be still burning. Those are some amazing candles. This time though, I noticed that the corpses weren't bitten, they had been clawed and ripped apart. Then I felt something dripping on me. I knew it was a bad idea to look up in these situations, but I did it anyway.
I saw a strange looking pony hybrid creature hanging from the roof, ready to attack and tear me apart too. It then growled loudly and launched itself at me. I didn't have enough time to prepare an attack myself, so I just had to jump out from the way. The creature hit the ground pretty hard and seemed to be stunned by the impact.
This was my chance, I ran towards him, pulled out my pick and swung as hard as I could. The pick had a huge impact, I could feel the creatures bones shatter and flesh being ripped. His upper torso had separated from his upper body in a spectacle of blood and guts.
"At this particular moment in time, I don't believe i have healthier or more deeply felt respect for any object in the universe than this here pickaxe.
I then noticed a shotgun laying on the floor.
"Hey, a shotgun. The hell with respect!"
I picked the shotgun up. It was extremely awkward to handle, but I think I'm gonna be just fine with this. Suddenly, all the candles flames were shut by a strong blast of wind and it got extremely dark. I could hear a lot of dripping and shambling around me, but I wasn't able to see anything.
"Might makes light,"
I raised my shotgun and pumped it.
"And I feel mighty."
I fired and thanks to the flash, I noticed that I had hit another one of those abominations. I turned around quickly, pumped my shotgun and fired again. I hit something. I did that multiple times on all sides until I heard no more shambling. The candles suddenly lit themselves, and I saw tons of dead undead ponies and those abominations.
"Groovy."
The ground was trembling all of the sudden and I could feel that something was coming this way. Suddenly, a quite large mutated pony had jumped through a window inside. It was already charging towards me, so I had a limited time to think. This guy was is huge, I mean like three times the size of an Alicorn and it's eyes and skin were pitch black. I decided to react to the attack by firing at him with the shotgun, but it was out of shells so i blocked it with my shreds instead.
He ran towards me and collided with the shreds. Surprisingly he got absolutely no harm, but he destroyed my shreds completely. It then tried to kick me, but I blocked the kick with my pick. He put a lot of force into that kick, so he had lost his balance and he slipped on blood.
I took this chance to try and find a weakness in him, so I ran up to him, raised my pick and tried to hit him in the eye. I wasn't fast enough though, he had already sunk his teeth into my hand before I could do that, and let me tell you. He bites extremely hard.
Not only did the bite hurt, but he kept trying to rip my arm off. I desperately tried to shake him off, but after a while I could clearly feel my flesh being ripped and my bone shattering in my arm. He then gave it a final pull and my arm ripped off. It looked like it had happened in slow mo, my blood was flying in a beautiful pattern through the air and falling on the floor, mixing with the rest of the blood.
The pain was absolutely horrendous, I fell on my knees and of course my first response to my hand being ripped off was trying to cover the wound with my hand. I quickly realized though, that it was utterly useless and decided to use this time to recover and kill the fucking bastard.
It was a lot harder to handle the pickaxe with one hand, but I managed to bring it down and smash through his eye. He quickly started screaming in a high pitch, which could probably make someone deaf. He then struggled on the floor as I kept smashing him with the pick, until his corpse seemingly ignited and melted away.
Suddenly, the scenery disappeared and I felt like I was falling. I kept falling and falling and falling until I finally landed on something. It seems that I had landed on a car, in the middle of some normal city on Earth. I had dozens and dozens of horrified looks of men, women and children. Hell, I think I would be shocked at myself at this situation. A guy in a mining outfit, missing an arm, covered in blood and wielding an pickaxe fell from the sky and landed on a car.
"Well this is going to be hard to explain."
Chapter 19 - Second Chance
Five years ago in Equestria, a mysterious creature known as a "human" appeared near the Everfree Forest. Immediate safety precautions were taken and he was disposed of and left to rot in a cave.
It may have not been the best way to deal with this possible hazard, but it had to be done. Who knows what could have happened if he was left to roam free.
It was for the best.
Right?
After only a few weeks, the human was completely forgotten about and everypony moved on with their lives happily. He was forgotten for a whole three years until they finally checked the cave for his corpse. They didn't find one.
Once Celestia heard about it, she put together a team of pegasus ponies to search for him. They looked for him everywhere and left no stone unturned, but he was never found.
To this day, it's feared that he might have survived and that he might come back for us...
"The earth is hungry and thirsty..." I murmured to myself.
I could hear it begging for cleansing and demanding flesh and blood. The noise is drilling into my head and it's giving me a huge headache. I couldn't walk properly anymore. For five whole years, I have been roaming the forests.
I noticed another crowd of pegasus ponies flying above the forest, most likely looking for me. It's been tough to survive for so long, and I don't think I can take it anymore.
Strange memories are forming in my head of a shed in Ponyville. The shed seems very important to me, and I can't shake off the feeling that I absolutely have to go there. For now, I'll just get up and make my way over there.
As I was walking, the noise only got louder and louder and it started to feel like my head would split, but I had to go on. I had to find that shed...
After sneaking around for a few minutes, I found the shed and I went inside. Inside the shed I found tons of objects from the real world. The ones that stuck out for me the most, was a full mine worker's outfit with a gasmask and a pickaxe. Looking at them seemed to soothe my headache for a split second, but it quickly came back.
More memories started to form in my head, including memories of brutal murder and great pain. I heard the door creak and saw that somepony had come in this shed.
"Hello?"
I could hear the unrecognizable earth pony call out to me. It seems that he saw me sneak in here. He kept calling out for me, glancing around. Everytime he repeated that damn word my headache got two times worse.
KILL HIM
That was the only thought that I could think of through my massive headache.
"HEY, WHO ARE YOU?" Before I realized it, the earthpony had come even further inside and he had noticed me. I panicked and swung my pickaxe in his direction.
The pickaxe pierced his head in an beautiful cloudburst of blood and all I could feel is bliss and pure joy. The headache was gone. I didn't feel bad for what I did, it actually felt quite enjoyable.
After a few seconds though, the headache started to slowly fade back in. I feasted upon the frozen images of molten massacre as the drilling sound grinded relentlessly and mindlessly on inside my head.
I now know what I need to do. The earth demands cleansing.
I took the miners outfit and put it on. I quickly cleaned up my pickaxe and sneaked out. Watching from further away, I could see a few other ponies go in the shed to look for their friend, only to hear their screams seconds later. Everypony went to the scene and panic got spread everywhere.
Blessed are the meek for they make easy targets.
I was so tired. Usually i would go sleep after raising my body count, but i wanted more. I loved to see them suffer. I loved to see blood drop out from them. I had to kill ONE more. Just one...
I took my pickaxe and cleaned it. Just to make sure i was safe, i took my gardening scissors, hid them under my suit and went to choose a target.
This time i picked Apple Cinnamon Crisp. She was guarding Ponyville's border. Nopony was around so i quickly ran to her and swinged my pickaxe at her. I hit her in the gut, causing a heavy bleeding to her. She wandered away from the border and fell on the ground. It created a nice blood pool under her body. Then i heard a sound behind me and turned back.
Before i even saw it, i was kicked in the nuts by Applejack. I guess she knew where to aim...
I can't explain how much it hurt. It just hurt really fucking much. I was stunned by the attack and i was dragged to the library by Twilight and Rainbow Dash.
Apparently the Mane 6... Oh wait, Rarity's dead so its Mane 5, wanted to ask some questions. They took my pickaxe away and locked me in a cage to ask the questions. They kept asking : "Why are you here?" and "Why are you killing us?".
Pinkie Pie was really upset about all the murders.
After Twilight asked, "why are you killing us?", i just said :
"Payback's a bitch, isn't it?". After that, i remained silent.
They left the basement quickly after the questions and talked about something upstairs. I couldn't really hear what they were talking about and i really didn't care. I investigated the basement trough the cage. There was all kinds of computers and other stuff related to science. Near this one computer in the corner they had put my pickaxe. After that, i checked out the lock.
Twilight had been SO cheap, that she only locked me with some rope. Oh my, guess whats under my suit?
That's right. I cut the ropes, slammed the door open and alerted the Mane 6 upstairs.
My pickaxe was sitting in the corner, near one of the computers. I ran to it, picked it up and kissed my old faithful pickaxe. I ran back to the stairs to wait for a pony to run down the steps.
The first unfortunate pony to run down the steps, was going to get a pickaxe in her face.
Applejack ran down the steps fast. Last thing she did before she had a pickaxe in her face.I swinged my pickaxe when i saw her and it hit her so hard, her face was the most mutilated thing i had ever seen. She was still alive which was a surprise because she looked horrible.
"Payback really is a bitch..."
Blood was dripping on the steps while the rest of the Mane 6 ran away. I took back my pickaxe from Applejack's face and let the Mane 6 run away. Applejack died because of the blood loss and looked back at her bloody corpse and started laughing. It wasn't just a normal laughter, it was maniac laughter. I found her body absolutely hilarious.
I walked up the steps and saw that Fluttershy never ran away. She was hiding under a table, shaking like a madman and screamed when she saw me. She didn't run away though.
"Please dont hurt me" she said. That just made me laugh. I grabbed her and threw her down the steps to the basement. She screamed again when she saw Applejack's corpse. Then i closed the door and locked it.
Twilight, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash had ran to the forest i used to live in and stalk Ponyville. They clearly had found the ponies i had killed, i heard their screams from this far distance. I saw that Rainbow Dash wasn't okay with it and came back to me. She hit me in the face and now both of my gas-mask's lenses were broken.
That pissed me off and i started to strangle her. Few minutes later her face turned from light blue to dark blue and she fell unconscious. Just to make sure, i took my gardening scissors, stabbed her in the neck with it, lifted her body and slammed it on the ground. Now she was surely dead.
I took Rainbow Dash's body and threw it to the basement. I said to Fluttershy :
"There's a friend for you.". She screamed and cried and i laughed. Everypony is hiding from me right now. I still need to get Pinkie Pie and Twilight then i'm finally done.
"Don't look! He will see you. Don't move! He will hear you. Don't breathe! YOU'RE DEAD!"
White.
White was the very first thing that I saw when I opened my eyes. White walls, white clothes, white everything. I tried to get up but I noticed that I had multiple cables stuck into me.
I finally realized that I'm in a hospital, but I have absolutely no memory of who I am or what happened to me. I do seem to recall multiple disturbing dreams about slaughtering cartoon ponies from My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic.
Hell, wasn't that one of my favorite shows?
I tried to think about it more, but a horrible headache stopped me, and I just kept laying there. The pillow felt extremely soft and it was soothing away my headache.
After looking around a bit I felt pain on my left arm. I tried to check if there were wounds on it or anything of that type, but it just wasn't there. What the hell happened to it?
I had a small cupboard next to my bed with a mirror on it. I felt the need to check my face. My face was covered with bandages, I took them off and saw a horribly disfigured face. Most of my face was burned to a crisp and my nose wasn't there either.
Those dreams, why do they keep reminding me of something? Every time I think about those disgusting dreams, I feel like I have almost reached some sort of a memory, but I still can't remember anything.
"WhO aM I?"
That was the only thing I was able to mutter, but nobody was in the room, so it didn't reach anyone.
After thinking about it a bit more, I noticed a few things that appeared quite often in my dreams, a pickaxe and a miner's gasmask.
Pickaxe and a gasmask...
...
Oh, that must mean...
Of course, I am me...
As soon as I came to this conclusion, I realized that I was once again standing in that damn cave, staring upwards at the light coming from the hole that I was thrown in through.
"Oh I'll play a little game with you, let's see who wins this time, Twilight."
