Chapters ytp my little acid trip friends on LSD
ch. 1: the equestrian JoJ act
Chapter 1: the Equestrian JoJ act
For note:
This will be very strange if you aren’t familiar with youtube poops. To get familiar watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qomos5A1BFE and a few other videos by Cs188 as this will be mainly Cs188 quotes thrown into the poniverse.
Scholars have long since told of ho discord is the master of chaos but there is another, one with sex jokes and SentenCE mixIng.
Weegee the true master of all chaos in the multiverse stared down at the world, the events he set in motion would be, entertaining.
Rainbow Dash and Pinky Pie sat on Twilights couch with a copy of Halo: reach loading up in the x-box they brought over. “Dude are you ready?” asked Dash.
“Aw Yeah!” responded the pink LSD abuser. The two were over for a sleep over at Twilight's place.
“Oh! Come On! Get it in there! Deeper! Harder! ARGGGHHHH!” the two gaming ponies were screaming, obviously making the neighbors think there was mass erotic activity next door.
“Would you two be quiet!” The other 4 mares whom were over for a slumber party yelled.
“Hey mind if we watch the royal debate tonight?” the two fully erect gamers sighed and quit the game; it was Twilight’s party anyways.
They turned the T.V. to the correct channel as the debate was just opening, there at the podium was princess Celestia and the Equestrian congress in the benches surrounding her. “My fellow Equestrians, and members of cockgress. I introduce to you the Equestrian JoJ act, the Equestrian JoJ act is simple, Pass this JoJ right away. Ass ass ass, tits tits tits, masturbation masturbation, cum cum cum cum cum." Dead silence filled the room all 4 mares were completely shocked at the out of place profanities. "The Equestrian people have been living week to week to week, and I have the solution, ishwalution-ishwalution, Wipe out China! And a tax on all Equestrians!” Celestia continued causeing the debate room exploded with claping.
Twilight could only sink back into her couch in horror as her mentor continued to make a fool of herself. “We need more ladders more ladders more ladders more ladders! Every child deserves a good WHOAing, and we will be the ones to give it to then!” once again the congress ponies (potential child preditors) began to clap.
“Does this happen every debate? Cuz if so I have a new favorite show.” Stated a very amused Rainbow Dash as she turned to leave. Leaving a hyperventilating purple unicorn on the couch.
“Where the hay are yall go’in Rainbow?” Applejack asked of the multi coloured pony who was leaving the party early.
“Spitfire asked me to come over for the night! I bet I’m going to become a wonderbolt!” explained Rainbow Dash.
“That cougar is probably looking to make pony sex.” Stated Spike and earning him a disappointed look from Twilight. “Don’t submit to her.” Finished Spike, before getting slapped on the back of his head by Rarety.
“Nonsense, I only penetrate moms on a busy school morning!” she said before throwing a hoof over her mouth in realization that she had just revealed her weekday morning routine to her friends. She flew of to Cloundsdale as fast as possible before any questions could come up. Leaving Spike defenseless for when Twilight disciplined him for his language.
The neighbors had just settled down from the Halo: reach incident when from Twilight house Spike could be heard screaming “No! Not the bees! Not the bees! AGGHH! All in my eyes! Not the bees!” leaving the neighbors rather concerned about Twilight and friends erotic tendencies, really Twilight was pouring bees on his face as punishment.
Authors notes:
Most of the quotes are from Cs188’s video Brack Obama’s new world order acid trip.
I told you it would make pinky pie seem normal.
I don’t care to much about grammar for dis.
If ur gonna dislike go out of your way to be as big an asshole as posible
Please leave ur opinions and a rating out of 10 in the comments.
look in the comments to see a bunch of self proclaimed 'critics' expertly critique this pile of donkey cunt :G
ytp my little acid trip friends on LSD
ch. 2 slutfire and michael rossen
Chapter 2: Slutfire and Michael Rosen
after leaving the party Rainbow Dash arrived at Spitfire’s house, in cloudsdale within 20 minutes, embarrassment making her faster. She knocked on the door and was greeted by a Spitfire in sluty lingerie. She made a mental note that spike was probably correct. She then entered and was given a brief tour of her house that ended with her room (confirming Spikes suspicions).
“So u get on that bed and I’ll go prep.” Said the cougar-bolt.
“Wait your 23 and I’m 17. You want a child waiting in bed, you pedo!” Deduced Rainbow Dash.
“Aw I know you have no problem with that. it was my mother, December 21 ten years ago. I because of you my mom was to preoccupied to pack me a lunch that day.” Spitfire said causing Rainbow Dash to revel in the fact that even as a 7 year old she was getting it done with people's mothers.
“fine. Whore, Get On The Bed!” Rainbow Dash commanded. And the slut did as told. Allowing Rainbow Dash a chance to inspect her snatch.
“Use soap to wash the cum out of your filthy asshole. I’m out” said the cyan Pegasus turning to leave.
“Wait, your gunna love my nuts!” called out Spitfire, Dash’s face drooped, and she sprinted as fast as possible out of that house.
Looking for a place to rest she noticed, that on an nearby cloud there was an empty seat on a park bench next to a strange creature. “Hey mind if I sit here, my name’s Rainbow Dash fastest flier in all of Equestria.” She asked, and introduced herself.
The creature looked up suddenly and said “Hello, I’m Michael Rosen and I’m on a quest for hundreds and hundreds of plums! What brings you here?”
Rainbow Dash retold the night’s events. “AH reminds me of the time when for six hours I was at it with my sister.” Exclaimed Michael Rosen.
Ignoring the incest Dash ventured to ask “You don’t have wings how did you get up here?” sending the creature into deep thought for a moment before responding.
“Me, Mervin, and Hairybo were fighting the fearsome Skyfoogle! Oh No! It picked me up and left me to just keel over and die here, that’s not very nice not very nice at all.” Michael finished. Earning a confused look from Rainbow Dash.
"If you want i can fly you down to the surface." Rainbow Dash offered feeling rather sorry for the doomed creature.
"If you can that would be fantastic and for entertainment I will sing." Michael said.
“the Michael Rosen rap: you may think I’m horny, and you may think I’m the fastest lad in the land, well hold on to your grand dad cuz I’m going to tell you something that will burn your village!” The deranged “human” sang as Rainbow Dash Carried him back down to the surface. The song was terrible and off tune, but know how society it would become a hit and every time she tried to listen to the radio it would be on.
“Thank you flying horse because of this I won’t feed you to the most fearsome beast in Holland!” Rainbow took these words as a good thing. “now I just need to find, Mervin!” he exclaimed.
“Oh hey Michael, um good to see you.” Said the other human apparently named Mervin.
“Where is Hairybo?” asked Michael.
“He didn’t make it boss the skyfoogle cooked him into a pie. I can remember his last words, I didn’t want to kill the inspector I did it for the café! I can even remember his last words eating me is wrong eating me is murder .” Mervin recounted.
“Fantastic! Rainbow Dash do you wish to join us in our escapade for the hundreds and hundreds of plums!” Michael rather bluntly asked.
“Uh, Sure I’m probably never making the wonderbolts now any ways.” Rainbow Dash answered. not that she would want to now she knew about Spitfire.
Authors notes:
Not many Cs188 quotes.
Many from various poopers most notably infectionform.
I told you it would be random
ytp my little acid trip friends on LSD
Chapter 3: Actual plot of Epicness
The group continued on for some time through the forest. They had food, water, and weapons. Rainbow Dash had been given Hairybo’s blow dart gun, Mervin had something called an “Uzi” and Michael Rosen only had a large wooden spoon and “the plum of power” which made him as magical as a unicorn.
“Ok, something’s wrong we should be at the English channel by now.” Stated Michael in an annoyed tone.
“Maybe we took a wrong turn at Yepre?” offered Mervin as they examined the map.
Rainbow Dash decided to take a look at the map. Everything was wrong, she couldn’t recognize any of the landmasses for starters, and it was a map of the “Holy Roman Empire and surrounding nations, as of the year 2020 A.G.C. (After Great Conquest) which she had never heard of before.
“Um we are in Equestria and it’s only 1002 A.N.M. (After Nightmare Moon)” she stated causing her companions to look confused.
“tell me has any thing strange happened here recently like random outbursts of profanities or girls having nuts?” ask Michael.
“Yes how did you…” She started to answer but was cut off by Michael.
“Oh No! We are in a different dimension so we can’t find the plums! There is only one explanation, the god of all chaos in the multiverse; Weegee, has came randomness all over your world and that dragged us here!” He rapidly explained. Causing Rainbow to panic.
“We need to defeat Weegee so we can go home, and so your world won’t be destroyed! We need some place to as they say; set up shop, someplace we can monitor the media from.” Michael stated urgency in his voice.
“Um, uh, we could use twilights place.” Rainbow Dash said still reeling from the fact that the world was going to be destroyed.
“Ok, flight capable horse you lead the way Michael Rosen and the Plum café version 1.3 Away!” he said, they all struck cool posses, then quickly running off towards Ponyville with Rainbow Dash in lead.
Authors notes:
Sorry it took so long to get to actual plot and character development.
Not many quotes mainly plot this time.
ytp my little acid trip friends on LSD
Ch. not really a chapter but I digress :G
Ch. Not really a chapter but what ever.
How much did the Holla Cost?
Meanwhile on earth:
Darth Vader, Hittler, Kim Jong Un, Makuta Teridax, Kurt Kobain, Ace Ventura, Jesus, and many more were sitting around in their presidential suit in the world capital of Kigali. They were holding a conclave to see who would be the next king of the Pacific Ocean.
Their doorman, Fidel Castro, opened the door to reveal their messenger Steven Hawkings.
In his artificial voice he gave the group the news he carried. “My lords luckytheseal has casted you to be in the sequel to the horrible fic you are currently in! ”
Clint Eastwood stood up. “You know. They say don’t kill the messenger. But where I come from, we have a saying. Ya don fucked up!” He pulled out this magnum and everyone else in the room drew their weapons and took aim at the paraplegic old man.
Jesus stepped between them. “Let thou with out sin cast the first stone!” He then whipped out hit gold desert eagle 50 cal (what it’s an Israeli gun) and dropped the entire mag between Steven’s eyes. “I’m Jesus, so I am with out sin!”
Ace Ventura stepped forward. “Ok now! We got a horrible story to be a part off!” The conclave of epic people then left the room.
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yes this was just so I could drop a link to the sequel.
ytp my little acid trip friends on LSD
Chapter 4: Dislike this pls.
“if thou live in a glass house don’t masturbate!” –Luckytheseal
The plum café v. 1.3 arrived at Twilight’s library soon after the events of last chapter. They entered to see the group minus pinky laying around crying.
“What’s going on guys?” Rainbow asked.
“Weegee killed Celestia and Pinky is a Nazi and David’s little gang is shooting up da hood!” Twilight cried out.
“Well then we need help, the kind of help that caries a sword.” Said Michael Rossen.
“I can help with that.” Said a Chainsaw welding Paul Ryan as he came out of the closet.
Then David’s little gang began shooting up da library and with that the battle for Equestria had began!
TO BE CONTINUED…
Unnecessarily epic credit music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8C31PTb8Vw
Director: Steve jobs
Publisher: Hairybo
Staring:
Rainbow dash as Mervin
Michael Rossen as him self
Sudan Husain as Spitfire
The king as Rainbow dash
Slenderman as Pinky Pie
Stephan Harper as Celestia
Darth Vader as Paul Ryan
Author’s notes:
Seriously dislike this, even I have!
it has come to my attention that this apears under clopfics well i hope no one clops to this :0
if u were u probably had an erection now you don't!
If this gets 10 likes there will be a sequel, maybe…
I have 2 other stories that are serious and I am trying to make them good:
Dark Calling
Red October
I finished this cuz I dislike unfinished stuff
Your hate filled comments to try and make me feel insignificant, I find entertaining, bring on the hate!
