A human ends up in Equestria, how original!

It had been a long month of Campaigning for the Presidential Election, Which had worn gary down, heck, climbing Mt. Everest was easier than this crap. He had just visited his latest campaign stop, boulder colorado, and was in the tour bus heading to Washington DC for the Third Party Presidential debate on November 5. The plan was to take multiple stops for supporters on the way across the country, but His through was raspy from all the speaking.

"Ugg, I knew running for President was going to be hard, but it is harder than Being Governor for 2 terms, climbing Mount Everest, and beating paul Ryan in a marathon combined." Gary said to his campaign coordinator Tom.

"Well, I know a show that might loosen you up, but I doubt you would be open to watching it." replied Tom.

Gary thought for a second, and replied, "I am open to anything, as long as it will loosen me up."

His Campaign coordinator then gave a suspicious grin, and pulled a dvd out from under the rack of the TV on the bus. As he popped it in, he turned the volume way up, and said "Now don't freak out right away, and just enjoy the show."

Suddenly, without warning the My Little Pony, Friendship is magic theme blared across the tour bus. Gary Jumped back, and multiple campaign organizers, and the bus driver looked back with confused looks.

"What the heck Tom!?" Yelled Gary Johnson, as the others on the buss laughed silently to themselves.

"Oh, too loud?" he replied.

"My, little, Pony? if somone had video of this, Mitt Romney and Barrack Obama would be laughing their arses off at me!" said Gary.

"Oh come on," started Tom, "Just give it a chance."

Gary thought for a second, and said, "You know what, fine, i will watch one episode, but as long as it help me relax."

Tom grinned, and said in the quietest voice ever "yay!", before hopping onto the small couch next to Gary.

------------8 hours later-------------------

"WOOO! YEAH! the grand Galloping Galla was the best!" said Gary as the episodes credit's rolled.

"Oh, we better get to sleep." Said Tom.

Gary then looked around, the bus was parked at a motel, and everyone else was inside the motel asleep already. "Woa, I have been watching this for, EIGHT HOURS!?"

Tom then said, "Welcome to the herd".

"What?" asked Gary, but Tom had headed into the motel already.

With that, Gary realized how tired he was, and decided to get to sleep.

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Gary Johnson awoke feeling restless, and as he felt around, he realized he was not in his bed, but was on some grass.

"Wh-what?" asked Gary with a yawn as a slowly stood up.

With a look around, he suddenly realized, "Oh god, I am dreaming about My little Pony, NO ONE FINDS THIS OUT!"

Why did he think he was dreaming about My little pony you ask? Well, he was surrounded by a bunch of freaking characters from the show.

"uhh, hi?" he said carefully, and pinched himself to try and wake up.

"AHHH! IT'S A HORRIBLE! UGLY, GROTESQUE OUGHT OF SHAPE MONSTER!!!!!" Yelled some Pink Pony. "THAT IS THE BEST NIGHTMARE NIGHT COSTUME EVAAAAARRR!!!"

"Huh, what? Ugly? Ought of Shape!? hey, I am the Libertarian Nomine for President! And what is a nightmare night?" Gary said confused, finding he could not pinch himself awake.

"Excuse me sir," said a purple pony Gary recognized as Twilight Sparkle, "But what spell did you use to mask yourself in this form?"

"Spell? this is what I look like!" Said Gary, "Can you please tell me this is a dream, and wake me up now?"

"Nope, not a dream." replied Twilight, "Now why are you acting so weird? it is obvious you aren't like some otherworldly creature whom happens to be running for leader of a country in a third party."

"Actually, you pretty much nailed it." said Gary, as he pulled out his cell phone which he still had, almost confirming his fears that this was not a dream. "Oh man, I can;t miss election day! If I am missing, I will never get at leas 5% of the vote, then the damned republicans and Democrats will continue holding a monopoly."

a Rainbow colored pony, he recognized as Rainbow Dash then land next to him. "Republicans and Democrats eh? Sounds like you need some extra help in this war, tell me, do they have arm lazers???"

Gary Sighed, and replied, "Umm, you know what, I will just not try to explain how my society works, and ask that you, Twilight, know a spell to get me back home."

Twilight looked around, "Umm, how did you know my name?"

"Long story" Gary replied, "Now a spell, please, I need to be getting back!"

Suddenly, Discord appeared above Gary Johnson, and then Celestia landed behind everyone.

Discord laughed, and said, "Well well well, my inter-dimensional chaos works! Now since you all seam to beat me every time I come back to take Equestria, I will just politically take over.. uh" He then pulled a small booklet out of nowhere, read a line, and continued "I will take over the United States of America!"

And with that he vanished in a flash.

"What just happened?" asked Gary Johnson.

"Oh, that was Discord, but he's gone know." replied Celestia in a calm tone.

"He just said he is going to take over my country, politically." said Gary.

"Oh, I would help, buuuuut, I have enough troubles here, I will just send you back so you can try and beat him in the election." replied Celestia, and she teleported Gary Johnson Back to his Campaign bus.

And so, from there on, a new Political Party was founded, the Discordian Party, who's candidate, Discord, has taken victories in all of the Presidential debates, and will likely become President of the United states.

Discord 2012, live in chaos.

Yeah, why did I write this??? bye the way, I did not proofread it.