A human ends up in Equestria, how original!

Gary Johnson woke up with all of his staff surrounding him on the ground in the motel parking lot.

"Hey, Gary, you okay bro?" asked a Hobo whom had gotten into the ring somehow.

"Ugg, Must have been a dream." Said Gary as He stood up, "what time is it?"

His lead coordinator Tom replied "12:30 in the afternoon, and we got some news for you."

Gary looked at Tom a bit puzzled, "What news?"

"Well, a new Party just appeared out of nowhere, and is suddenly at the top of all the polls, the Republicrat party, and Barrack Obama and mitt Romney have joined forces to be elected." Said Tom

Suddenly, with a flash of light, Discord appeared above the group. "That's right!" he said, before suddenly appearing next to Gary "Msnbc, cnn, Abc, Efg, blee blu blah! all of the media Organizations have already endorsed me!"

He then disappeared, and reappeared on top the campaign bus, "Well, not me directly, but with a sip of tea, those two 'politicians' quickly came under my control."

Gary glared at Discord "I know you want to just bring chaos into this country, but why by merging the two main parties?"

With that, Discord jumped infront of the group, seated them in movie theatre like seats, and got them some popcorn.

"it is simple really, most voters are ignorant to the fact that other parties exist. I considered both parties, both had chaotic and disastrous ideas, but i came up with a BRILLIANT idea! I can just take the two, mash them together, and cut off the parts I don't like, such as 'peace, lower spending, lower taxes, and treating people fairly, Bleugh! So, once that was done, I had to fight off some people. I had to fight Bill O'Rielly, Michelle Obama, Sarah Palin, Newt GinGRINCH, and the lot of party poopers."

Suddenly, Gary shot up, and said "I will not let you manipulate this country! the voters will see right past your idiotic plan!"

Then the Hobo said "Well, My high is wearing off, i'm out of here." before running off to fight the Manitores for some magic grass.

Discord then Picked up Gary, and teleported to Washington DC, and waved at all of the supporters and camera's. "Man, I do love this game of Politics, I am so good at it! Just look at all of the sheeple!"

Gary then grabbed Discord by the through, and flipped him on the ground, teleporting them back to the motel parking lot. Discord then telported a bit of a distance away.

"Yeesh! violent! if you want, your invited to my debate in D.C., but I am confident Obamney will win no matter who shows!" Said Discord before flashing away.

Gary turned to his campaign team, two guys were fainted, one guy was in a trance, Tom was staring like he could not believe what he had just seen, and everyone else was panicing.

Gary then got motivated, and said "Get yourself together people! I know what you just saw may screw up you mind a bit, But the Libertarian Party is the only one left that can save this country before it is too late! Now we must make a B-line for the Debate!"

"but, how will we get there in time? Discord said it was tonight!, and were in Colorado!" Said Tom.

TOM! YOU HATH CREATED A PLOT HOLE! DISCORD NEVER SAID THAT! But now, we have to go with it, now continue with the story and don't mess up again!

"Sorry almighty writer sir!" said Tom to me.

DANGIT TOM! THAT MEANS NO MORE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL! Now continue and ignore me, your on weak ice now...

Tom clear his through, and went back to the story.

Gary then asked "can't we just get a plane ticket?"

No, that would be too Easy!

"Alrighty then, but I am Gary Johnson! I will pull this off, too the bus!!!"

Suddenly, a portal Opened, and Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy came through.

Wait, this is becoming a Pony in America story...

Shut Up Subconscious!

I'm just saying, the title is misleading.

YOU BREAKING THE F***NG FOURTH WALL TO TALK TO MYSELF IS MISLEADING! NOW SHUT YOU FACE!

But you are, me...

Grrr, just go on with the story.

Tom hopped with glee, his idols from MLPFiM had just appeared infront of him. "OH MY GOSH!!!!" he shouted.

Gary then asked "What are you all doing here?"

Twilight responded "The Princess decided that something probably should be done about Discord here, buuuuuuuuuut, she did not want to come, so she sent us here without any preparations or Elements of Harmony to beat him."

"Okay," said Gary, "How will you be able to stop him then?"

Pinkie then jumped infront of Him, and said "I brought Ron Paul!" and She pulled Ron Paul out of nowhere.

Gary took a step back out of confusion, and said "how did you? oh, your Pinkie, I forgot."

Ron Paul then said "Come Gary, bring your campaign team! We must gather the elements of third party candidates to defeat Discord! I will not let Discord bring this country into chaos, and I know neither will you."

Gary then said without a second thought "ALRIGHT! but, what are the "Element of Third Party Candidates"?"

"We simply need to get Jill Stien of the green Party, Rocky Anderson of the Justice Party, Virgil Goode of the Constitution Party, Adolf Peacler of the Nazi party, and you with them, and the sixth element, America, will appear.

"So let's go find those Republicrats and fight them!" Said Rainbow, obviously she thought they were alien lifeforms with lazer cannons.

Then Everyone hopped on  the Campaign bus, which was overfilled, and went to gather the other third Party Candidates and challenge Discord to debate by sundown.

Oh god this is Horrible, why am I persisting to write this???