A human ends up in Equestria, how original!

I feel so horrible for making you all read this...

Well you should!

Shut up.

I am you, so I am not going anywhere.

Why don't we start the story again?

You just said you feel so horrible for making them read this, so why not just, not write it?

Because, well, shut up...

The bus was starting to smell of multiple fragrances, both horrible, and some eloquent. Rarity was very displeased with this, and trying to hide from the smelly humans behind her Friends. Rainbow Dash, on the other hand, was activly watching the News on the small tv in the Bus's main area. "Your world is so violent... I wish I was there!"

"You are here." Gary Reminded her, "and those are just political commercials..."

Pinkie Pie then jumped into the conversation "Do you guys have candy here??? What do you do for fun??? What is a Nazi???"

Gary simply let Ron Paul fill her in, "We have tons of different candies, but avoid the yellow green spotted jelly beans. For fun, we go shooting at ani-I mean, clay Pige- I mean, er, papers..." Stuttered Ron remembering Fluttershy would die of sadness if she knew that people hunted...

Fluttershy then said in a worried tone "I hope the paper doesn't feel anything, and, what is 'shooting'?"

Ron Paul thought for a second, and said, "Shooting is taking multiple combustible substances such as gunpowder, loading it into a metal tube with a projectile, of which is sent flying out of the front of the tube, and flying in the direction of ones target, such as paper."

Ron's detailed and fast paced explanation succeeded in confusing Fluttershy, but opened windows for Twilight to come in, "Oh, I never thought of using combustible substances in such a manne,r maybe I should tell Princess Celestia about this manner of defense."

Gary then decided to say "Twilight, your world would do so much better if you did not let ours effect it."

Twilight looked at him curiously, as the bus hit a big bump, and sent everyone and pony into a new position.

"Were almost to Decorah Iowa!" said the Bus driver back to the many beings on the bus.

Tom looked around confusingly, "Wait, how did we get to northeastern Iowa from Colorado in 15 minutes?"

Dammit Tom! STOP OPENLY MENTIONING PLOT HOLES! You have one more chance before I delete you!

Tom nervously went back to the story.

Rainbow Dash then asked "So, what's in this Decorah? Is this were we get to fight the bad guys?"

Gary Johnson replied "No, sorry to Disappoint you, but this is just were Jill Stien is having a speech today."

Rarity then said "Well, I hope she has more etiquette than the rest of you, not to be rude, but, did your species invent soap?"

The campaign crew then looked around awkwardly, most of them just realizing they haven't showered in a few days. One guy smelled his armpit, and quickly looked away, while Tom, stuttered, as even if he said they had soap, how would he look if he said he hasn't used it?

The bus then stopped at a park were Jill was supposed to be having her motivational speech.

The people and ponies walked out of the bus, and looked at the mostly barren area. at the far end of the park, a group of people in a circle was visible.

"That looks like them!" Said Tom

"Alright, now we need to approach her with grace." Said Ron Paul, "She will choose one of us to enter her world and get her to join us to fight Obamney."

As the group approached Jill Stien's circle, it became evident that they may have been slightly high, not surprising considering the only supporters for her in Iowa were hippies. Well, with a look around, Everyone in Iowa was high. No wonder this story was written.

"Hello Mrs. Stien" Said Gary Johnson.

"Oh Hello Gary, here to admit Global Warming exist, and pay tribute to the tree god?" she replied

"Well, not excatly" he started "a being called Discord..."

Jill quickly cut him off, "No, I will not give you a twenty."

Gary looked around all confused, and looked back to Tom and Ron whom just shrugged.

"I don't want a twe-" He started before being cut off again.

"Sorry grasshopper" started Jill, "but I will become the president because I got an interview on TV."

Gary started getting Frustrated, and turned around to ask someone else to step in. To his surprise, Rarity stepped up "I've got this!" She said before trotting up to Jill.

"Hello there Miss Stien, is it?" said Rarity.

Jill looked up, and replied "Yes, what have you come to request of me young one?"

Rarity cleared her throat, "My friends and I were sent her on a mission to stop Discord, whom I assume you have heard as merged the two main, uh, Political, Parties, I think that's how you say it."

Jill simply looked at Rarity, and realized "HOLY CRAP! YOUR A TALKING PONY!!!!"

Rarity replied "Oh yes, I forgot to mention, I am not from this world either."

Jill stood up, and said "Well, even if your an Equine, you seam to have a Generous aura."

Rarity looked back to Jill after taking the necklace of a passed out hippie-farmer hybrid. "Oh yes, that is my Element of Harmony."

Jill looked at the other in the group, and said, "Well, I guess I will come with you, I also have something for you."

Jill then handed a bong to Rarity, whom observed the glorious coloration of the glass. Jill then Whispered to Rarity how to use it, and approached Gary and the others.

"I bring Deodorant, now let's get going!" Said Jill as she gave deodorant to everyone on the campaign team.

Applejack then turned to Rarity and asked "thats a neat contraption, what does it do?"

Rarity replied, "She said I just breath in here, and that makes it easier for ones mind to be creative. Oh this will be very helpful for my dress work!"

"Alrighty then, can I have a sniff?"  asked Applejack.

"I don't see Why not, I want to see how this works anyway." said Rarity, as she took a deep breath of the smoke, and handed it to Applejack.

"I don't get it" said Applejack a they trotted back to the bus, "I don't feel anything."

"Maybe it takes some time," said Rarity, "I do feel a bit, light headed."

Tom then shouted to them "Come on, we have to get going!"

He then turned to Gary, "Did, did Jill give them Marijuana?"

Gary looked at them as they boarded, and replied, "Looks like it, I think ti doesn't work on Equines, so I think it won't matter."

oh how he was wrong...