A human ends up in Equestria, how original!

Well here we are again...

It's always such a pleasure...

Remember when you went, Crazy?

Oh how I laughed and laughed...

Except you are me.

Why am I so-oh crazy?

I live in I-O-wa-a!

Pretty messed up, pretty messed up.

HOLY CRAP! uhhh, Hi! I did not see you there!

I did.

WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME!?

I thought since I am you, we would have stopped singing on our own.

I am so confused...

You should be....

Shut up, bye the way, what is next?

Discord in D.C. :3

Ahh yes! *Cough Cough* Once Upon a Time...

Washington D.C. was having a totally normal day, with normal politicians doing normal things that politicians do.

This is boring...

Your boring.

Just write a better story!

Fine...

Discord sat in the oval office, with Barrack Obama serving him chocolate milk, and Michelle waving a fan over him.

"Want anything else your highness?" said Obama in a Zombie-like tone.

"You know what, being as most other antagonists would just love this and leave things this way, I think i will take a stroll outside."

Mitt Romney walked in, and said in a pretty Zombie-like tone "Why don't you start 'customizing' the country now?"

Discord looked to him, and replied "What a SPLENDID idea! Michelle! Get me a map of this District of Columbia, I think it is time to make it the District of Discordia!"

------------------Meanwhile in the house of Representatives--------------------------

Everyone was asleep when Discord arrived, and The roof had a small leak in it.

"Oh dear, looks like you all need to experience some fun!" He said, as he snapped his fingers.

He quickly turned the speaker of the House, into a Speaking mouse. He then changed the rooms design to random colors that resembled the design of Bubsy 3D. He then called in a one man band, and had him play loud enough to wake every one of the politicians up, whom found they could not stop dancing to the annoying tune.

"Have fun, oh, I called Fox news, they will be here any minute to report this, uh, progress." said Discord as he gave a evil grin, and flashed away.

One of the representative turned to another while dancing and said, "Well, this is, this is a BIG IMPROVEMENT!"

"YEAH! I love this job now!" replied the other as they high fived and danced like their lives depended on it.

Next target, was the Smithsonian Museum's Natural History area.

Wait, you got this idea from someone who commented on this story.

So?

Does that mean, this story is, slightly, popular?

e_0... oh dear.

You don;t even know what the museum looks like, or even has, do you?

Hey! this story is stupid as heck already, and me wasting time to talk to you is worse, so let's continue...

Discord appeared in the large room with a flash infront of everyone in the room.

He gave a maniacal laugh, and said "I think it's time to, wait, why are you all ignoring me?"

Discord looked around, everyone, except and old man whom was sleeping on the ground, was on a cell phone listening to music or texting.

"HEY! I am trying to put on a show here!" he shouted, and even so he was ignored.

Discord then grunted, and thought of an idea, "I will be right back!"

With a flash, he disappeared, and then reappeared with Luna.

"So, I need to use my ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE?" she asked.

"Yes, now have a go at it." replied Discord.

Luna breathed in heavily, and then shouted, "ALL YOU HUMANS! PAY ATTENTION THIS WAY! DISCORD IS TRYING TO GET THINE ATTENTION!"

After about 3 minutes Discord grabbed her, and teleported her back, and reappeared in the museum. To his Dismay, that did nothing.

"These, humans, are, NO don;t give up yet Discord, maybe they are weak to something in their world!"

Discord left for about 5 minutes, and reappeared with Justin Beiber.

"Sing I say!" Shouted Discord as he made puffy earmuffs appear and put them on.

Justing Beiber breathed in heavily, "BABY BABY BABY OOOOHH"

Suddenly, the entire crowd of people jumped, covered their ears, started screaming and panicking, and looked at justin and Discord. With a flash, Discord made justin Beiber vanish.

"Now that I finally have your attention, Watch as your new king redesigns around here!"

With a big flash, everything started coming alive like it was another Night of the Museum. People screamed and ran from multiple Saber toothed tigers, bears, and Dinosaurs that came from the prehistoric era section.

Discord laughed, and looked at a watch he just had appear out of nowhere "MY WORD! It is time for the Rumble! I suppose I ought to crash that party, ONWARD!"

With that, Discord jumped onto a T-Rex, and had it charge out into D.C., leading the charge of Rampent Dinosaurs Crushing newspaper stand, and causing traffic jams.

-------------Meanwhile in the hall were Bill O'Rielly and John Stewart were beginning the Rumble.----------------------

The ground started to shack every 3 seconds, louder, and more shaky each time, just like in Jurassic park.

The crowd started hopping out of their seats, and Bill looked at John, "Are you doing something."

John looked back and replied "Do I look that fat to you?"

Suddenly, the Wall to were the main entrance was exploded, and a T-Rex walked through toward bill O'Rielly and John Stewart. The crowd panicked and steamed, while the camera guys stayed calm and just recorded it for the live feed.

Bill looked up to the T-Rex as it stood right infront of them, and shouted "Hey! Your interrupting our Debate!"

Discord jumped off the T-rexs head, and landed between John and Bill. He looked at them, looked at the destruction, and noticed that the camera's were still rolling on them.

"Now kiss!" He said as he shoved their faces into each other as if they were Dolls, and then rolled over laughing.

Bill and john pulled away from each other right away, and John said "well, that was rude."

and Bill yelled at Discord "What the hell! The leader of our nation should not be messing around, and should be balancing the budget..."

Discord cut him of from his rant "hey, is it time for, Dressup?" and he then made two dresses Appear, about the size of Bill and John.

Bill just groaned and said "Great, now I am being made a doll..."

Wait, what did i just write!?

You wrote, what seams to be political shipping...

This is all your fault.

How?

you persuaded me to write this.

no I didn't, I am just your Subconscious...

Your the worst Subconscious someone could have.

That is pretty mean.

Wait, I am writing this out.

Yea, your crazy.

shut up.

"ROOOAAAARRR"

What was that?

A Dinosaur rampaging down D.C.'s streets.

Oh great...