A human ends up in Equestria, how original!

Wait, I don;t know anything about the Justice Party

Then don;t write this chapter.

But that will leave a big plot hole, AND I HATE PLOT HOLES!

Alrighty then, just, wing it I guess.

Good idea!

The Campaign bus drove on the highway for about an hour, and they were just entering Chicago. The Mane six ponies looked out in awe, as they had no idea what the world they were abruptly sent to looked like.

As they looked out the windows, Jill Stien realised something, "Oh, no."

Gary turned to her, and asked "what"

Jill just stared blankely and said "Oh No!"

Then Gary, Tom, and Twilight asked, "What!?"

"OOOOOOOOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO!" Shouted Jill.

"WHAT!?" asked everyone on the bus.

Jill turned to them, and replied, "It is our arch nemesis, ROAD CONSTRUCTION!"

Everyone then looked forward, and saw the absolute horror, of tons of cars, stuck in gridlock, and orange signs revealing construction, IN THE MIDDLE OF CHICAGO!

Everyone then screamed, "AAAAAHHHHHHH! and Tom's head exploded.

Gary Woke up suddenly from the horrible nightmare, and looked out the window, to see the construction was only a nightmare.

That was scary.

*Sob*, why would you write that?

I have experienced such horrors.

Well, screw you!

With a look around the bus, everything seamed normal, well, as normal as a punch of cartoon ponies, two presidential candidates, and some campaign advisers riding around the nation to defeat an omni-potent being controlling the Nation could be.

The bus driver then called back, "We are almost to Navy pier!"

Tom then said, "Wait, so Rocky Anderson is at Navy pier? why?"

Because I Effin said so!

"Oh, alright then." replied tom, once again breaking the fourth wall, and making me loose my patience.

"Oops" he said, looking around nervously.

Suddenly, Pinkie said, "Look at all the food!" as she looked at Navy pier, "Is that a ferris wheel! I love Ferris Wheels."

Jill Stien quickly replied to her, "Yes, this place has allot of cool stuff, but it is dangerous. One could enter with 10,000$ dollars, and be trapped until the were completely broke, and had many bags of useless nick-nackes."

Twilight was writing all of this down, and said "So we have to navigate through this place, and avoid getting sucked into the tourist traps."

"Exactly!" replied Jill Stien.

They all heard a noise, and with investigation outside, Rarity was climbing on a giant macaroni. Gary ran up, and grabbed her off, and waved to the various confused people standing nearby.

He then said to the rest "Maybe Rarity should stay here, SOMEONE, seams to have got her too high!"

Rarity replied "No no, I am fine, I just need... some......" And with that, she passed out.

Fluttershy slightly freaked out and said "Oh! Is she going to be alright!"

Jill replied "Naw, it's fine, must be her first time trying out..." Tom cut her off, and said "We should probably have some stay and watch her,"  he then loked to Applejack, whom was also looking pretty trippy, "And Applejack, in the bus."

The group looked around to a crowd of people staring at them in confusion.

Tom agreed to stay and watch the two high ponies at the bus, while Gary, Jill, Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy got ready to storm the dangers of the large tourist trap.

Twilight then said "Okay, everyone get your head in the game, we have to get in, get Mr. Rocky Anderson, and get out! But we have to be really careful..."

Rainbow Dash got bored, and shouted "CHARGE!!!!"

With that, the group charged into the Navy Pier. They started running past all sorts of gift shops, restaurants, and churros. Pinkie looked around as they ran, and ran up to a place that had MLP stuff.

Gary Johnson quickly turned back and grabbed her, "ignore that! Don't get sucked into this place!"

She then replied, "but why does that look like Fluttershy, and Ditzy..."

Gary cut her off "Magic! Now come on!"

Pinkie shrugged it off, and ran up to the rest of the group. after five minutes, they reached the amusment park part of the tourist trap. Rainbow dash stopped, and looked in amazement, "I, must, RIDE THAT AWESOME SPINNING THING!"

Twilight looked back, and shouted, "Rainbow! Don't!!!"

Jill then jumped up, grabbed Rainbow and continued onward.

Rainbow shouted, "But i have to ride that! Let me go!"

Twilight replied "This place is getting to you! This for your own good."

Suddenly, the group hit the end of the pier, and flew off into the water, as they were not looking were they were going.

Pinkie laughed crazily, and Fluttershy temporarily forgot how to swim. Twilight quickly popped her head out of the water, "Oops, I guess we got caught up in the excitement."

Rainbow dash replied "Ugg, now i'm all wet..."

Suddenly, a big yacht came bye the politicians and ponies swimming in the water, and Rocky Anderson shouted from it "hey! Do you all need some help?"

Jill replied "No! Were just swimming around in this, very, polluted water... yes, please, get me out of here."

Rocky threw out a few ropes, and pulled everyone onto the yacht.

"So, what were you all up to? and, wait, why are four of you dressed as ponies?" asked Rocky Anderson.

Gary replied "Oh, i'm the Libertarian Party's nominee for president Gary Johnson, this is Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie. And that over there is Jill Stien, the Green Party's nominee for president."

Rocky Anderson raised and eyebrow at the odd grouping, "So you four are real talking ponies?"

"Umm, yes, sort of." replied Fluttershy, "Thanks for letting us on your boat."

"Hahaha!" laughed Rocky, "Well, this is not my boat, I'm renting it. Are you all here because of Discord and His Republicrat Party?"

Gary replied "Yes, you know about him already?"

Rocky quickly replied "Yes, been watching the news, and I am against Discord because I am for Justice!"

Pinkie hopped next to him "So do you wanna come with us and stop him? We have been having so much fun already!"

"Yea, sure, why not. I assume you have a mode of transportation?" said Rocky.

Gary Replied, "Yes, my campaign bus is at the parking lot..."

"Alright!" said Rocky, as he ran up the the controls of the big yacht, and sent it full speed past the Navy Pier, and into the shore. The whole boat hit the shore in a crash. and flipped upside down onto some cars, which flung Gary, jill, Rocky, and the ponies next to the bus.

Tom walked out of the bus, and asked "What the heck happened?"

Rocky replied "I agreed to help you stop Discord, now let's hurry before the po po's get us!"

Pinkie laughed and said "Let's do it again!"

Rarity stumbled out of the bus, and looked at the fiery wreckage, "Girl! Why you so cray cray!?"

Twilight turned to Rarity, and asked "Are you alright Rarity."

"I'm all good, I am in touch with nature finally, I think I will learn a spell to turn myself into a tree." replied Rarity.

Twilight took a step back in confusion, and Fluttershy asked "Oh can you use it on me too!"

Rocky then pushed them onto the bus, "Come on, let's go! I don't want to loose my judge license!"

The Bus then quickly fled Chicago, and Navy pier burned to the ground. Because of this horrible event, many tourist showed up to give their respect to the poor churros that were burned in the catastrophe. Although, there were no REAL casualties.

Next time! something happens! I have no clue what, but something is sure to happen!

Your a horrible person for making people read this.

It's all in a day's work my boy, my boy, my boy, my boy, my boy, my boy, my boy, my boy, my boy...