A human ends up in Equestria, how original!

The Campaign bus continued down the road to Pennsylvania, were they were going to get the Nazi Party's candidate.

Suddenly, Ron Paul woke up, and the writer realised he forgot to include him in the last chapter.

You moron, you can't just go forgetting about characters!

I'm sorry, but let's just go with he was napping on the chair or something.

That's a stupid attempt to fix a plot hole.

shut up.

Ron Paul observed the two candidates they had retrieved so far, "We need to get The Nazi Party's guy next, right?"

Gary Replied, "Yea, that is were we are heading, but, do we seriously need a Nazi?"

Ron Paul retorted "The Elements of third party candidate's only work when they are all together! Just like all those clitche'd programs."

Rocky Anderson than said, "Oh yes, that is why you need me. Anyway, what does the sixth one look like?"

Ron Paul looked around, and replied "I dunno."

Suddenly, then buses tire completely exploded, and sent the bus off the road, and flying into the middle of a forest.

Twilight quickly stood back up, and said "What happened?!"

The bus Driver replied "I knew I should not have got the tire that said 'filled with explosive gas' on them.

Rarity and Applejack both just kind sat upside down, and mumbled various incantations as everyone else stood up.

Jill Stien then asked "So, it is getting dark, when is the debate?"

Gary Replied, "10:00, so we need to find another mode of transportation, and fast!"

Tom then suggested "Perhaps the owners of the land were are on will let us use a bus or something."

Ron paul then said "Alrighty then! Who wants to go out into the creepy forest first?"

Pinkie Pie hopped over to him, "I've got this, just got to giggle at the ghosties!"

Rocky Anderson quickly butted in, "Please don't start singing."

Pinkie Pie shrugged, then hopped out the door, followed by everyone on the bus, except the Driver and the two trippy ponies. With a look around, the forest looked creepy, and the tree infront of them had a piece of paper taped to it or something.

Tom walked up to the paper and read it, then realised "Holy crap, WE NEED TO LEAVE BEFORE IT GET's US!"

Suddenly, he noticed everyone was just staring behind him.

"oh no..." Said Tom, before Slenderman grabbed him with tentacles and teleported away.

Fluttershy screamed, and hid behind Twilight, while Pinkie gasped, and Twilight tried to figure out what just happened. Rainbow Dash flew straight into the air, and said "I think we should go, at least that thing can't get me up here."

Gary Johnson then said, "Maybe you all should get back in the bus, I will go find help."

Ron Paul replied, "uh, Gary."

Gary looked at Ron, "What?"

Ron paul simply pointed to the bus, of which Slenderman was standing in, while holding a oblivious Rarity and a passed out Applejack in it's tentacles.

With that, everyone and pony screamed and ran in a different direction, leaveing Fluttershy alone, whom clambered in her steps and ran after them.

Jill Stien ran off for awhile, until comming up to a big tree, she then rested on it. Suddenly, she looked up, and Slenderman was there.

"No! Leave me alone! I'm with the green party, we love trees! No! NO! AAAAHHHH!"

Ron Paul, Gary Johnson, Twilight, and Pinkie all regrouped in a small clearing.

Breathing heavily, Pinkie asked, "That is worse than a ghostie."

Twilight looked up from panting, and asked "What do we do now?"

Gary looked around, "We find that thing, kick it's but, and get back toward Washington D.C.!"

Rainbow Dash flew over them, and said "Heck yeah! That thing could never catch up on me!"

Suddenly, a rock hit Rainbow Dash in the head, knocking her down. The group looked at her, and standing behind her was Slenderman holding a bunch of rocks.

Pinkie then said, "I figured with that suit he would be a more pleasant person."

Suddenly, as Slenderman tried to grab Rainbow, He got shot in the back. Rocky Anderson then came closer shooting him repeatedly with a shotgun.

"You stupid! Faceless! Moron! One like you does not deserve to wear a suit like that!" Shouted Rocky.

With that, Slenderman Looked as peeved as a faceless person could get, and flung Rainbow Dash into Rocky Anderson.

Slenderman then picked up Rocky's gun, and broke it in half, while picking up Rocky with one of his tentacles.

Suddenly, a party cannon blast hit Slenderman, flinging him away, while suiting him up in party gear.

Pinkie then shouted, "This! IS! SPAAAARTAAA!!!!" before charging at Slenderman while throwing many cupcakes at him. Slenderman took many sugary bullets to the face, and wiped them off.

Pinkie then geared up to pounce on him, and shouted "You Don't Belong in this world! DIE!"

Then, Pinkie Jumped into Slenderman, causing them both to disappear.

Gary, Ron, Twilight, and a nearly suffocated Rocky Stared in disbelief at what just happened. Rianbow Dash got knocked out by a ROCK!?

Suddenly, Slenderman Reappeared, looking VERY peeved, as his tentacles were coming out all threatening like, and everything started getting fuzzy.

Right the Fluttershy jumped infront of Slenderman, "You, big, MEANY!"

Slenderman back up a bit, and then started trying to look threatening while making everything go all static like.

Fluttershy then Started down Slenderman, and said, "You will bring back my friends, and anyone else you have taken from hear!!!"

Slenderman tried to Beat her in the stare, but the poor thing was defenceless against the horrifying stare. He then started sweating and backing up.

Fluttershy then shouted, "Do I Make Myself Clear?!"

Slenderman nodded, and teleported away. Fluttershy then stood up, and turned to her friends. "Oh, I'm sorry if I got a little loud." Everyone then hugged Fluttershy, how adorable.

Suddenly, Jill, Rarity, Applejack, Tom, and a bunch of random hobos appeared around them. Multiple hobos ran away screaming, while one turned out to be the Nazi Parties candidate.

the Nazi walked up to Gary, "I am Adolf Hitle-I mean, Fred Jenkins!" he then looked back and fourth suspiciously.

Gary then turned to Ron Paul, "Do we have to ally with this guy?

Ron Paul shrugged, and the Narrator said...

Yes, just Gooooo!

Gary Then Shrugged, "Well, come along, we need to get one more guy before going to D.C."

Fred Jenkins then rubbed his hands together menacingly, and said "Hehehe, that sounds like a good plan..."

Twilight then asked, "Your going to throw him in jail after this, right?"

Gary replied, "Of course."

Hmm, eventful chapter I guess...

This story is a piece of crap.

Your a piece of crap.

You just called yourself a piece of crap you happy bundle of sticks.

screw off Donkey hole...