A human ends up in Equestria, how original!

Discord was Riding a Tyranasuarus rampagin through the street's of D.C. While riding by things, he zapped them and made them more "interesting". By now the Washington Monument was upside down and made of water, while the pool infront of it was made of concrete.

He also made the White house float on top a cotton candy cloud, while replacing the secret service with Minecraft style creepers. Not to mention after watching Gravity Falls he made 4 of the Justices of the Court into baby's, while the others were acting like cats.

He finished his days worked, and Jumped to the white house.

"What a lovely day i have created." said Discord, when he listened to the people screaming, running in circles, acting like zombies, and all sorts of weird stuff.

Suddenly, a groan was heard, and Discord said "Alright Alright, what do you want?"

Right then,  the windows of the white house started to shake, and talking was heard...

"D..I..S..C..O..R..D... Gary Johnson, Ponies, Libertarian, Green, Justice, Nazi.... C..O..N..S..T..I..T..U..T..I..O..N.."

Discord replied "Wait, he is gathering the other third Party candidates? why?"

"E..L..E...M..E..N..T..S.." Replied the voice.

Discord looked around, and replied "They think they are going to blast me? well I guess they have not met you my little abomination."

The White house started to shake, and Discord Replied "Okay, okay, if it will make you feel better, I will Do something about it. I hear Virgil Goode is here in D.C., So I will make it really hard to get to him through random obstacles! Just remember you are safe in the Media Machine!"

The campaign bus was being airlifted by a helicopter that Pinkie got out fo nowhere, while everyone inside was waiting, again.

Ron Paul's phone rang, and he picked it up and said "uhu, yep, alright." and he hung up.

"What was that?" asked Gary.

"Judge Jim Gray, he said Virgil is now in D.C." replied Ron.

Pinkie butted in "D.C.!? I always wanted to go to D.C.!!!"

Twilight replied to Pinkie "Do you even know what D.C. means?"

Pinkie quickly responded " DOUGHNUT COOKIES! DUH!!!"

Gary Johnson replied "I am sorry to say, but that is not it, and we need to focus here, i bet Discord will pull some nasty tricks to stop us."

Rainbow Dash said, "What can he do?"

Gary Replied "Not let us in the debate, sue us, make us eat soap..."

Ron paul then said, "Well, Jim also said that D.C. is in total Chaos, and road traffic is on fire, or in bananas, one or the other."

Suddenly, the bus shook, and the helicopter lowered it towards D.C.

Twilight then asked "Is this safe?"

Rocky Anderson Replied "Safety is non of our concern right now! We must complete our mission or die trying!" He said while picking up a heavy style mini-gun.

Jill then replied "I will be the Demo!"

Tom jumped in "I got Soldior!"

Ron Paul then said, "I will be the Engy!"

Adolf Hitler, I mean Fred Jenkins replied "I has got's the Medic my friends!" while holding up a really big knife.

Rainbow Dash replied to everyone "huh?"

Twilight then handed Rainbow a scatter gun and said "You should be the Scout, I have got the Spy!" while twirling a gun in her hooves laughing and snorting.

Pinkie Jumped in "I will be the Pyro!" as she pulled out a flamethrower, and tossed it away and grabbed a mobile Party canon.

Rarity, whom was not as high, said "I think I shall be the sniper."

Gary looked around, shrugged, and said "Well, Let's go!".

Rocky Anderson Quickly bashed the door off of the flying bus, causing it to shake around violently, and send the copter and bus falling.

Applejack Yelled "YEEE HAH!" As she and everyone/pony else jumped out of the bus ready to rumble

Fluttershy then said "Um, eek! Okay!" before falling out face first.

Then, everyone landed all awesome like, and the helicopter crashed and exploded behind them, it, was, AWESOME.

Fluttershy shrieked, and hid behind Jill Stien, whom reassured her "It's alright, that was not ours anyway."

Rocky anderson then yelled, and charged into D.C., along with Everyone/pony else.

With entrance into the city, everyone ran forward yelling, and then somehow ended upside down on a loopdy loop in the road, causing them to scream and fall onto the ground.

With hast, everyone jumped back up, and charged again, only to end up in a hair solon.

"Ooh! Can we stay here?" asked Rarity.

"No, we have a mission!" replied Ron Paul.

Gary then asked the solon owner direction's to Virgil Goode, and the Solon owner replied "He is at the new Chimera Zoo, it is floating up by the former Libertarian Party National HQ. You just need to go past the Dinosaurs, twirling soap road, and the burning ice floral store and bam, you should be there."

Gary replied "thank you my lad!" and everyone ran full speed along with the directions, only to slip on a bunch of chocolate banana peels.

"Perhaps we should charge a bit mor cautiously..." said Tom.

"Yea, let's do that." Replied Gary.

After a hour of chaos, slipping on Banana peels, running from creepers, and trolling haters, The group finally reached the New Chimera Zoo.

"Alright!" said Ron Paul, "He should be here!"

Twilight looked around, and asked "Is that him?"

Everyone/pony looked were she was pointing, and saw a mentally screwed up Virgil Goode Rocking in the corner.

Applejack walked up to him, and said "Yah need some help here? what happened?"

Virgil looked up, and pointed to the gate on the other side of the walkway, "Hudhd;owbx"

Suddenly, a load roar was heard, and the Ultimate Chimera walked through the gate. Everyone/pony backed away cautiously, and the beast roared again.

"Oh crap!" Said Tom, as the Ultimate Chimera Jumped at them, and everyone jumped out of the way.

It Roared again, but this time Applejack swung a rope around it's large mouth.

"I swear! your bark it worse than your bite!" Said Applejack as she tied up the Chimera, and left a bow on top.

Virgil Goode then stood up, and said "OKAY! I am coming with you because I do not feel safe anywhere else right now!"

"Alright!" said Ron Paul, "TOO THE DEBATE!"

NEXT TIME! THE DEBATE STARTS! Your not gonna want to miss it!

I will.

I will make you read it.

Rude...

yup.