A human ends up in Equestria, how original!

A bunch of various people discord found on the street were forced to sit at the theatre were the debate between Republicrat candidate Mitt Romney and Demopublican candidate Barrack Obama. The idea here was whom ever won, would get to say what the name of the party's would be, and discord would rule over everything.

Discord sat in the moderator's seat, while the zombies were at the podiums on the stage, and everyone in the crowd was tied down.

Discord looked at his watch, and said "Oh, looks like they aren't going to show, let's begin!"

Suddenly, the roof exploded.

Discord stared at the roof hole, wondering what just happened, and remember he threw a bomb into the air a couple hours ago.

Suddenly, A sheep walked in, and sat in a front row seat.

"Alright, the first question is, what should the name of the new Republican and Democrat party together be?" said Discord, as he got some popcorn.

With that, Mitt Romney and Barrack Obama did this...

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Discord stared at Ron Paul, whom had burst in shooting.

"What do you want? your not a candidate anymore." said Discord.

Ron Paul replied "I would just like to say, I AM ENDORSING GARY JOHNSON!"

Suddenly, Gary Johnson Burst into the front door like a bada$$. Behind him, the Mane six had their game faces on, and further back, Virgil Goode, Rocky Anderson, Adolf Hitler I mean Fred Jenkins, Tom, and Jill Stien walked in.

Fluttershy then jumped onto the stage, "Were taking over this debate! I mean, if that is okay."

Discord stared at the group, then laughed maniacally. "Do you really think you will survive in here? YOU DON'T seam to know which creak your in!"

Pinkie Pie replied "Yes I really think we'll survive in here, we very well know which creak were in!"

Discord rebutted "Wel well well, Welcome to MY LAIR! Gary Johnson and a bunch of Potatoes huh? Ooh I'm really scared! So your the ones who wanna take me out? Ahaha! good luck."

Pinkie Pie retorted with "Relieve yourself or you must face the dire consequences! my subjects are expecting me so please come to your senses!"

With that, Discord huffed, and replied "Your joking! You are joking? I can't believe my ears! Would somebody shut this potato up? I am drowning in my tears! It's funny, I am laughing, you really are too much. And now, without your Permission, I'm gonna do my stuff!"

"What are you going to do?" asked Pinkie Pie.

"Ahh, i will do the best I can!" Replied Discord.

Suddenly, the theatre flashed on top of the washington monument. The walls vanished, so only the floor, stage, and crowd forced to watch were still there. around them they could see utter chaos around them, it was now looking even worse than a level from Bubsy 3d!

Discord then teleported everyone on stage with their own podiums to debate Mitt and Barrack.

Gary Johnson then said, "Don't you think you can best us now! Even if we are just third parties, we offer better candidates than either the Republican Party or Democrat Party ever could."

Discord laughed, and said "Well then, let's see about that, LET THE DEBATE BEGIN!"

Obama started off right away with a very strategic frase saying "Johnson! Johnson Jonson Jonson! Stien Stien! Johnson! Ponies stewpid! Ron paul, Ron Paul, Paul, PAUL! Johnson."

Mitt backed Obama up with "Anderson! Anderson anderson! Goode, Hitler, Goode! ponies, BLEH! Johnson!"

Gary and twilight looked Dumbfounded, While Pinkie burst in with "OBAMA! ROMNEY! Obama Obama Romney Romney obama Romney Romney Romney Obama Obama Osama Obama Romney!"

Pinkie then fell backwards, "This, *huff*, is, *huff*, hard! *huff*."

Gary johnson then said "Stand back, I have got this."

Obama and Romney look at Johnson, and laughed, before Gary said "Why don't we get out of Afganistan! End the drug war now! End the corporate and income tax and replace it with the fair tax! cut Spending by 50% or more! Balance the Budget now! Allow gay marriage! Repeal the Patriot act! All of that good stuff that we should run on!"

Vegeta! What does the scouter say about Gary Johnson's Political power level?

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!

What?! Over Nine Thousand?!

SMAAAAAAAAAAASH!

Barrack Obama and Mitt Romney both passed out on the ground.

Discord stood there in awe, "Well, you just, won, the debate. But wait! the election is not over yet! and I have a secret weapon to my disposal!"

Next time.

Awe screw you!

What? I made one Dragon Ball reference, might as well make another.

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