A Brief Window of Opportunity

Before I could ask what she meant, she spun around and slammed her rear-end into my face. I didn't need any further asking or explanation; I ran my tongue up along the length of her labia, pressing it in slightly when I reached her vagina. That alone made Dash shudder and moan sensually, giving me the impression that she was very, very sensitive. I stretched my tongue out forward, trying to touch her clitoris, but as I moved towards it, she rotated her hips, keeping it just out of reach.

"I can't reach, can you back up a little?" I ask, craning my neck to peer around her flank. She didn't say anything in response, or move backwards. She just glanced back, giving me a devious little smile. She knew exactly what she was doing.

I had been hoping to keep myself clean, knowing I couldn't wipe anything off once it was on me, but there didn't seem to be any other way to go about this. Slowly, I pressed my face against her moist marehood, my nose penetrating her just slightly. She smelled absolutely incredible; her pheromones alone were almost enough to make me come right at that moment. I ran my tongue along her lips again, downward this time...

Although I didn't have any experience of chowing down on horses, I could feel my tongue just barely reach what I assumed was her clitoris. I gave it a little test lick, and sure enough, she gasped as her hindlegs twitched slightly.

Success. But I wasn't going to let this end quickly; my sore member desperately needed a break, and I had control over when this would end. I gave her one more little flick with my tongue before withdrawing, running my tongue along the length of her lips once again.

My nose was still wet with her fluids, which were slowly dripping into my mouth. The smell had been incredible, but the taste was indescribable. I was desperate for more, but I fought the urge to act on that impulse...

... For about five seconds. The scent of her fluids was maddening, like nothing I'd ever experienced before. I dove my tongue deep into her vagina, scraping its walls for every last drop of the hot molten love that was dripping out of her. Each time I pressed my tongue in, her whole body shook, and every outward lap caused her to tighten up around my tongue, making it easier for me to draw out the precious moisture.

By the time I was sure I had gotten it all, she was moaning like mad, and I lost control of myself. I pressed forwards, and she simultaneously pressed back, as I ground my face against her and aggressively licked her clitoris. The jolts of pleasure running through her body were too much for her to keep still through, and her hindquarters jerked around. I was sure for a second that her vagina was going to break my nose. Finally, she screamed in pleasure as she came, squirting her warm feminine ejaculation all over my chest.

I managed to catch just a little bit of it on my tongue, and relished the flavor, which was soon joined by the sudden increase of cervical fluid flowing down my nose. She pulled herself away, but I pressed forward, pulling against the ropes as hard as I could manage, licking her sopping-wet pussy. She moaned, and as though agreeing that she wasn't quite done, she pressed back into me, allowing me to work my magic again. She came even more quickly this time, giving a little squeal punctuated with her characteristic voice crack.

As I went to lap up every remaining bit of her excretions, I felt her mouth wrap around my penis. I wasn't ready, but I hardly cared. I was so psychologically primed for the moment that it literally only took ten seconds for her to get me to come. She took it all into her mouth, pulled her head up quickly, making her hair swing wildly around, and swallowed, savoring my ejaculate just as I had savored hers. She turned to face me and took note of the little pool of her own cum that had very nearly dripped off of my chest and onto Twilight's bed.

There wasn't a second of hesitation before she ran her tongue along my body in broad strokes, scooping up every single drop. Then she kissed me, open mouthed, allowing all the fluids she had just ingested to intermingle with my saliva. The taste was a little different, given that it must have included a little of my own seed, but I was in no condition to complain.

I threw my head back as she climbed off of me, wondering how long it would be before I'd be forced to perform again. I am only one man, after all.

"Good boy," Dash noted, scratching my chin with her hoof. At least I was qualified to be her pet. Is that a good thing? Considering everything else that's happened today, I think it's a good thing.

"Ten seconds flat again, Dash?" Twilight whispered.

"Oh come on, Twilight, I lasted way longer than last time." She muttered under her breath.

"I was actually talking about how long it took him. But don't worry, we'll wait another ten minutes before letting the girls back in, and I'll put you down for thirteen minutes on the public record, a perfect median score."

"Thanks, Twi."

Ten minutes to myself. Finally. "Could... uh... Could you untie my arms, please? Just for a few minutes? The rope is really starting to irritate them."

"Okay, but no funny business. I will use a stun spell on you if I have to."

"Oh, yeah, totally. I promise."

A brief flash of magic, and the ropes just fell around my arms. Bizarre. I sat up and massaged my wrists while looking down at my member. I expected it to be in a worse condition by now, but it was all in one piece. Of course, the poor thing still had to get through Pinkie Pie.

Rainbow twiddled her hooves together. "Do you think Fluttershy might be able to bring her uh— heh..." She hesitated.

"What?" Twilight asked.

"I mean, would it be weird if she brought that thing she just used next time we have a girl's night? I mean— Not in a gay way, just— She seemed like she was really itching for opportunities to use it, is all..."

"Rainbow, there's nothing wrong with liking mares."

"But I don't like mares! We'd just be doing it as friends."

Twilight chuckled. "Okay , Rainbow, you don't like mares. Fine. But you'll have to ask her, I don't know what she'd say."

"But what if she thinks I'm weird?"

"We're all really good friends, Rainbow. I don't think any of us will judge you over that. And if it turned out that you swung both ways—"

"I don't!"

"If it did turn out that way, we'd accept that."

"I'm not. At all."

"Everypony's a little gay, Rainbow."

"Not me."

"Rainbow..."

"I swear. Never."

"Rainbow..."

"What do you want from me? I already told you, I'm not gay. Being gay is gross."

"So if you found out I was attracted to a mare, you'd think I was gross?"

"I didn't mean it that way, I just... I—"

"So is it gross or not?"

"Buh—" She dropped her shoulders. "I guess not."

"Good. Because there is a certain mare I have my eyes on..."

"Really? You? Is it one of the princesses?"

"What? No! I mean, maybe I had a little crush when I was little, but... No."

"So, who is it, then?"

Twilight just kept making eye contact and didn't say anything, which made Rainbow laugh nervously. "You're weirdin' me out, Twi."

The purple unicorn pressed a little closer, smiling.

"Twi..."

"Rainbow..."

"Twilight... no... this is weird." Rainbow said, backing away slightly.

"Come on, Rainbow. There's nopony else around, and you know I always keep your secrets."

"Heh— I— But..." Rainbow turned to look at me. "Not a word about this!"

I ran my fingers across my lips, pretending to zip them shut.

Twilight moved in, closing 90% of the gap between herself and Rainbow. With some hesitation, Dash pressed forward, just touching her lips against Twilight's. Her cerulean face instantly flushed bright red and she retreated.

"See, that wasn't so bad, right?" Twilight asked.

"I guess not..." Rainbow muttered. "It was weird, though."

Twilight sighed. "We're one step closer, anyway. You know, I might have a toy just like Fluttershy's laying around, if you ever want to come over and... 'practice'."

"Really? You'd do that for me?"

"I'd do anything for you, Dashie."

"Awesome! ..." Rainbow paused, head churning. "So... The mare you like... You never told me who she was..."

The unicorn rolled her eyes. "Rainbow, you're so cute when you're clueless."

"... Is it Rarity?"

Twilight brought her hoof up to her face, sighed again, and turned to me. "So, how have things been so far?"

"Ugh... exhausting. Not that I'm not thankful for the opportunity, I just... humans aren't meant for this kind of sustained performance."

"Actually, you're doing pretty good! You've got the longest time ever recorded for Rarity. Only by a couple of seconds, but..."

"Really? Oh... That's another thing... What's up with the clock?"

"The key to any successful experiment is good book-keeping."

"But what's the experiment, exactly?"

"Just... human physiology, in general. I'm scoring you on all sorts of things... stamina, strength, coordination, pain tolerance, psychology, and physical traits, like proportions and weight. Sex is a great way to push you past most of your limits, simultaneously. You guys are actually all pretty similar, to be honest. I thought that was kind of surprising."

"Oh... Any practical reason? Like, are you gonna invade Earth or something?"

She looked at me funny. "Invade... Oh! Oh, you guys call your planet Earth too. I almost forgot. No, we don't want to do anything like that. I just like to collect data. Humans are grossly under-documented in Equestria. Even Luna doesn't know much about them. Lyra thinks she does, but... She's mostly bullshitting."

"Hmm... So... Uh... About Pinkie..."

"What about her?"

"Should I be worried?"

"Oh, no, no... Er... Wait, do you have any food allergies?"

"I don't think so..."

"And do you like whipped-cream?"

"Uhhh... yeah?"

"Then you'll be fine."

"So... food-play, then?"

"Mostly, yeah."

I sighed in relief. "But... Uh... she knows I'm not food, right?" I found myself wondering if Twilight knew a penis-regrowing spell, though I quickly decided I'd rather not find out today.

"Yeah, of course. She's far from 'gentle', but you'll keep all your bits."

"Good... Good..."

"About three more minutes left. Are you thirsty?"

"I guess I could use a drink."

She magically lifted my cup to the water cooler across the room, filled it up, and zipped it back to me. I started drinking it casually.

"Would you be interested in coming here again?"

I spit water across the room. "What?"

"You know, if, in the unlikely event that a usable wormhole just happens to zip by you again, would you like to have another go with us?"

"Uh... Maybe? I don't know. Would I have to do all of you in two hours again?"

"Probably, that's usually the time window we have to work with..."

"Let's uh... I'll decide after I've gotten through all six of you."

"Take your time. You've still got another hour before your doorway home seals up."

"And... out of curiosity, if I don't make it back by then?"

"We can usually get you back to your planet within the month, but the odds of getting you anywhere close to your house are slim to none. You'll appear naked and thirsty, Celestia knows where, and have to find your own way home."

"Okay. I'd prefer to avoid that."

"We figured as much. You know, from an ethical standpoint, I'm obliged to let you go home as soon as you want to call it quits."

"Er..."

"Do you want to go home right now?"

I could go home. I wouldn't have to have any more sex today... But I'd be missing out on my one shot to get with Twilight. And I may as well do Pinkie too, just to be able to say I did.

... Who in the fuck would I ever be able to tell I had sex with Pinkie Pie? That was the dumbest thought I've had all day, and that's really saying something.

"No... I'll stay. I want to finish what I started."

"Excellent! Okay, positions, everypony, I'm getting ready to let the others back in."

Rainbow Dash jumped into an arbitrary spot in the middle of the room, and glared at me. "You'd better cover for me."

"You got it," I replied. No reason not to, honestly. I laid back down with my arms above my head and Twilight zapped the ropes once more with a wink, making proper strong knots.

She then magicked the door open, and called out, "Okay girls, Rainbow is finally done." The word finally was stressed in a genuinely frustrated-sounding way. What a good friend. Or maybe she's just looking to score brownie points with her crush. Probably both, actually.

The other four ponies paraded down the stairs, Pinkie at the helm. She was already prepared, utility belt of sweet toppings tied around her waist. Whipped cream, chocolate syrup, cherries, nuts; she was about to make an all-out ice-cream sundae out of me.

From the top of the stairway, Spike's voice grumbled in frustration. "You know I like ice cream too, I never get to have any fun." Then he slammed the door shut. Heh. Poor naive kid.

"Looks like you saved the best for last!" Pinkie reasoned, always one to look on the bright side of things. "Well I hope you're ready for a real party!"

With that, she leapt on top of me, forcing the air out of my lungs. I wasn't prepared for this. Wait, why did I just make a pun about season 3? It's not like anyone's reading my thoughts to be able to appreciate that. Did I just break the fourth wall? Damnit, sorry guys, it was Pinkie's fault.

She poured some hot chocolate syrup on my penis, and began licking at it like crazy, wrapping her tongue around it in ways I wasn't sure were physically possible. It didn't take long before it was standing straight up, prompting her to grab the whipped cream.

FSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... FSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

I think she's done with the cream now. It's a little cold, but not too bad.

FSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FSHHHHHHHH FSHH.

Okay now she's done. I can't even see my dick anymore, in the white foam, but she can find it well enough to place a cherry right on top of the head. She lowered her mouth down to the frothy penis-turned-dessert...